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CFTC Alert! Special filing with Federal Register: CFTC submits notice for door meeting this year via the Sunshine Act for 8:00 a.m. on TODAY. Matter to be considered: Matters relating to the Commission’s retention of outside counsel. Ummm, why do they need a lawyer?!?!?!

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109 billion guaranteed to unwind Debit Suisse

Banks are now bragging that they are part of a corporate trust cartel

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"Bear Stearns is fine. Do not take your money out of Bear Stearns!"

SEC Alert! Commissioner Hester M. Peirce statement on Electronic Filing: 'I am concerned about registrants’ ability to devote the necessary attention to this highly technical release.' ' We want to get these changes right, and we need commenters’ help, but commenters are overwhelmed at the moment.'

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"We do not want to open Pandora's box and look inside." [SEC, probably]

Switzerland’s emergency rescue of Credit Suisse could cost each and every Swiss person $13,500

$13,500…so far

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Hyperinflation is coming and its coming with all his friends 🥵US Fed says Fed and central banks of England, Canada, Japan, ECB and Switzerland announce coordinated action to enhance the provision of liquidity via the standing USD liquidity swap lines

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Credit Suisse says $1B is a lowball offer, UBS is asking the government to take on certain legal costs and potential future losses, Swiss Gov is considering nationalising Credit Suisse.

The Details of JPM's "pay-to-play" Exemption

Midsize U.S. banks reportedly ask the FDIC to insure all deposits for two years

🚨SEC Alert🚨 SEC just posted ia-6261 exemption approval for J.P. Morgan from “pay to play” rule that combats investment adviser campaign contributions to elected officials in order to influence the award of contracts to manage public pension plan assets + other gov investment accounts…yes, for real

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SEC Alert! Paul Munter now Chief Accountant continues his efforts to throw auditors under the bus in statement 'Responsibilities of Lead Auditors to Conduct High-Quality Audits When Involving Other Auditors'. Is the SEC setting the stage to point the finger at auditors?

Federal Reserve Alert! Advanced Notice of a Meeting under Expedited Procedures: A CLOSED meeting of the Board of Governors of the Federal Reserve System will be held under expedited procedures at 10:00 a.m. on March 21, 2023. Matter(s) considered: Discussion of Monetary Policy Issues.

EU Petition 0775/2022 is about to become EU's NO. 1 OPEN PETITION!! 🎉 EU MEPs are already astonished by the support given so far - so with less than 5k signatures to go, LET'S FINISH THIS!!

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Possible Reverse Repo abuse?? Nomura's inaccurate calculations of its net capital resulted in material decreases to the firm's excess net capital in amounts ranging from approximately $183,000 TO APPROXIMATELY $1.95 BILLION 🤯🤬

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Federal Deposit Insurance Corporation (FDIC) Alert! Financial Institutions are Required to Meet Contractual Obligations with Bridge Banks. All contracts entered into with banks before they failed, and their counterparties were transferred into the bridge bank by the FDIC as receiver.

Bank Term Funding Program: The Not-A-Bailout Can Kicking Bailout

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For Rare Book Librarians, It’s Gloves Off. Seriously: When handling rare books, experts say that bare, just-cleaned hands are best. Why won’t the public believe them?

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NSCC Alert! Reminder, changes in the Calculation of the National Securities Clearing Corporation’s Excess Capital Premium Charge take effect TODAY.

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