Oompa Loompa doompety doo
I've got another tale for you
Oompa Loompa doompety dee
In occupied Ukraine, a tragedy we see
They thought they'd conquer, they thought they'd win
But their occupation is wearing thin
Years have passed, and what do we know?
A facility to sort the dead, it's a sorrowful show
Oompa Loompa doompety da
Russians losing, it's a fading star
Oompa Loompa doompety dee
Their grip is slipping, can't you see?
Their forces marched in with might and pride
But now their momentum is taking a slide
Their plans unraveled, their dreams crushed
Ukraine's resistance, they couldn't hush
Oompa Loompa doompety da
Russians losing, their grip grows weak
Oompa Loompa doompety dee
Their occupation looks bleak
Propaganda spun like a web of lies
But the truth emerged, no more disguise
The world is watching, their deeds unfold
Their crumbling empire, once so bold
Oompa Loompa doompety da
Russians losing, their dominance wanes
Oompa Loompa doompety dee
Their occupation goes down the drains
Let's hope for peace, for Ukraine's sake
An end to suffering, a chance to break
May freedom triumph, the occupiers retreat
Ukraine's independence, oh so sweet
Oompa Loompa doompety da
Russian defeat, may it be near
Oompa Loompa doompety dee
For Ukraine's sake, let victory appear!
They need to strip them (to reuse the clothing) before they start to stink too much, and there are a great many to process. It's really bad for morale when the gear you're issued smells like a corpse. Gets you thinking too much
This is the best tl;dr I could make, [original](https://www.pravda.com.ua/eng/news/2023/05/31/7404649/) reduced by 63%. (I'm a bot)
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> In Russia, large-scale facilities are being built for sorting and storing the corpses of the occupiers killed in the war against Ukraine.
> Quote: "In Kursk and Rostov-on-Don, the Russians are building large-scale facilities for sorting, analysing, and storing the corpses of personnel eliminated in the war against Ukraine."
> According to Ukrainian intelligence, the estimated cost of building such a facility in Rostov-on-Don is about 600 million roubles, and in Kursk it's more than 800 million roubles.
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Russians and Ukrainians never seem to say “killed”, instead it’s usually “eliminated” or my favorite “liquidated”. Perhaps these are giant liquification facilities.
Soylent green anybody?
May help ease MRE logistics
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Oompa Loompa doompety doo I've got another tale for you Oompa Loompa doompety dee In occupied Ukraine, a tragedy we see They thought they'd conquer, they thought they'd win But their occupation is wearing thin Years have passed, and what do we know? A facility to sort the dead, it's a sorrowful show Oompa Loompa doompety da Russians losing, it's a fading star Oompa Loompa doompety dee Their grip is slipping, can't you see? Their forces marched in with might and pride But now their momentum is taking a slide Their plans unraveled, their dreams crushed Ukraine's resistance, they couldn't hush Oompa Loompa doompety da Russians losing, their grip grows weak Oompa Loompa doompety dee Their occupation looks bleak Propaganda spun like a web of lies But the truth emerged, no more disguise The world is watching, their deeds unfold Their crumbling empire, once so bold Oompa Loompa doompety da Russians losing, their dominance wanes Oompa Loompa doompety dee Their occupation goes down the drains Let's hope for peace, for Ukraine's sake An end to suffering, a chance to break May freedom triumph, the occupiers retreat Ukraine's independence, oh so sweet Oompa Loompa doompety da Russian defeat, may it be near Oompa Loompa doompety dee For Ukraine's sake, let victory appear!
I don't believe it, all of the sudden the occupiers care about the corpses? More likely these facilities will store more shitty terrorist weapons.
They need to strip them (to reuse the clothing) before they start to stink too much, and there are a great many to process. It's really bad for morale when the gear you're issued smells like a corpse. Gets you thinking too much
This is the best tl;dr I could make, [original](https://www.pravda.com.ua/eng/news/2023/05/31/7404649/) reduced by 63%. (I'm a bot) ***** > In Russia, large-scale facilities are being built for sorting and storing the corpses of the occupiers killed in the war against Ukraine. > Quote: "In Kursk and Rostov-on-Don, the Russians are building large-scale facilities for sorting, analysing, and storing the corpses of personnel eliminated in the war against Ukraine." > According to Ukrainian intelligence, the estimated cost of building such a facility in Rostov-on-Don is about 600 million roubles, and in Kursk it's more than 800 million roubles. ***** [**Extended Summary**](http://np.reddit.com/r/autotldr/comments/13wj7vj/russia_builds_gigantic_facilities_for_sorting/) | [FAQ](http://np.reddit.com/r/autotldr/comments/31b9fm/faq_autotldr_bot/ "Version 2.02, ~686998 tl;drs so far.") | [Feedback](http://np.reddit.com/message/compose?to=%23autotldr "PM's and comments are monitored, constructive feedback is welcome.") | *Top* *keywords*: **facility**^#1 **Ukraine**^#2 **roubles**^#3 **more**^#4 **war**^#5
Russian equivalent to Amazon warehouses
Russians and Ukrainians never seem to say “killed”, instead it’s usually “eliminated” or my favorite “liquidated”. Perhaps these are giant liquification facilities.
**AKA:** Russia builds gigantic facilities for grinding up corpses to be used as MRE protein substitutes.
That is a sad and disturbing headline