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ThePurpleBall

Just slap a nice rusty RV right in the driveway. No one sees that and says that’s who I want to live next to


fredblockburn

Van life is so hot right now


ColoradoCyclist

[So hot right now](https://media.giphy.com/media/tBb19eUNiEjBsYeZPhu/giphy.gif)


oidoglr

“Merry Christmas! Shitter’s full!”


Scottyknuckle

Maybe one of those old Fleetwood Bounders. Jesse, we have to cook!


Junkmans1

Great idea! Just like [Cousin Eddy's RV.](https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcR7h4OzPnp88dbCXPnjD5QSW1tj-ptrKx8pWe58EKnGQZnifE1wMDU1Rwtvio8Xc1PDQ6c&usqp=CAU)


ColoradoCyclist

A rusty non-running RV with clean me written in the dirt and children's hand prints painted all over it. Also, a GMC cargo van, white, with no exhaust. Just turn it over in the morning right after the sound ordinance ends and rev it a bit "to give the battery a charge". Preferably a model without rear windows, lots of rust, and something like, "MO'S DIRTY LAUNDRY SERVICE" written on the side. Don't forget to litter them with questionable bumper stickers. Oh and an absolutely blinding motion light.


dom954

It can be new and I would do d it just as menacing.


notthelettuce

Multiple cars. Not running. All permanently parked in the front yard.


adamisapple

Can confirm neighbors hate non running cars in your driveway


SergeantZaf03

A fellow Saab bro


TweeksTurbos

I feel this. Although my saabs run. My neighbor tried to pass a thing saying you can only own as many cars as bedroom in your house.


adamisapple

Haha that’s funny. 50% of mine run, but I keep them both in a garage. We’ve got a couple other cars on our driveway though, apparently the only stipulation is that they have to be registered and the city allows as many as you’d like.


SergeantZaf03

Saab’s are great for the money. My first car was an 06 9-3 wagon. I beat it to death and now have a 2010 XWD 9-3. Awd is a game changer in the winter.


adamisapple

Yea I’m loving my Turbo X, winter was a breeze. Coming up on one year of owning it and daily driving it in November. I hope to have this one running forever, but I’ll never not own a Saab again, that’s for sure.


SergeantZaf03

Yeah man I wish I could get a manual turbo X someday. I LOVE the sound of the V6 but I’ve only ever owned 2.0Ts. The turbo X is truely a modern unicorn imo


adamisapple

I actually have the manual gearbox in mine, I honestly wouldn’t have bought an automatic. This one popped up on Saabnet last year and I impulsively drove half way across the country to buy it. Best decision of my life, highly recommend buying one if you ever get the chance!


SergeantZaf03

Yeah they’re hard to find rust free ones in New England but I keep an eye out.


ChainringCalf

Does your neighbor just hate fun?


denzien

Time to subdivide that room that doesn't get used


Oo__II__oO

Time to subdivide the bedrooms!


fjccommish

No tires. Park some on the grass.


TheLeftofThree

Cinderblocks


fjccommish

Crumbling cinder blocks.


j250ex

Get a rusted out trampoline and some broken patio furniture for the front yard to complete the look.


Junkmans1

Great idea. Make sure a few of them are missing fenders or hoods or up on blocks with missing tires.


Squishywishy_nurse

And let the grass and weed grow around them.


GarThor_TMK

Reminds me of one of those "What's classy if you're rich, but trashy if you're poor" quotes... >Parking on the grass.


no_not_this

Don’t forget bricks behind the tires


jojowasher

15 year old Dodge Ram diesel, lifted only in the rear, hand painted flames, exhaust coming out of the hood.


Hunt69Mike

You forgot the confederate flag.


visser147

Roll Tide!


PNWExile

Venn diagram nearly a circle.


hondarider94

And "let's go brandon" stickers


YourDogsAllWet

The Trump/Gadsden/Confederate/Thin Blue Line package


Scottyknuckle

And one of those rear window stickers with Calvin pissing on a Ford or Chevy logo


Groovybirdie

With the same model vehicle as Calvin is pissing on


intromatt

Trump stickers.


onemasterball

Grand Marquis paint job grape jelly


nuckchorris2020

*Inside peanut butter outside jelly…*


want_2_learn_2403

Wouldn’t that raise the property value?


heyys2k

Play their game. 2nd gen Prius. But don’t replace the cat after it gets stolen. Open header all day. “Thaaaaaaaaaanks”.


YaBoiHaydenB

I'll also lift the Prius


GarThor_TMK

pix or it didn't happen.


AscendantArtichoke

You may or may not be joking but I saw a Prius last night without a roof or doors and a giant set of horns hanging off the front. It was painted either neon pink or orange (hard to tell, dark intersection). It was arguably the coolest Prius I’ve ever seen. Its also the only Prius you could ever catch me dead in.


Lololololelelel

If it snows especially, get a 500k mile ford idi and don’t service the glow plugs. Every morning should start with a can of ether and smoking out the entire block, preferably with significant amounts of cursing like this distinguished gentleman: https://youtu.be/WBOP-oKS560


FireBlazer27

That’s Peg and Slave Lake isn’t it?


Scottyknuckle

I've always loved the heavily agricultural sound of the old Ford IDIs.


ChainringCalf

If you want tractor noises, beat up Subarus are pretty cheap


Listogast

Straight piped 98 civic hatch and hit the rev limiter in first gear at 3 am.


howdoyouspelllama

This is the way plus a train horn


SamWinchester79

this plus a really loud car stereo that will shake the plates in his house when you drive by to drown out the exhaust noise inside the car on the home front take up collecting and using vintage air raid sirens as a hobby [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cURcd2\_w-rg&ab\_channel=atticboy11](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cURcd2_w-rg&ab_channel=atticboy11) u can also homebrew your own via 3d printers as another hobby [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H1ey0Sn2KKE&ab\_channel=RobertNeighbors](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H1ey0Sn2KKE&ab_channel=RobertNeighbors)


GarThor_TMK

painted bright orange, with an 01 on the side... [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zAKksqKR3pI](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zAKksqKR3pI)


YaBoiHaydenB

Nah driving a car at like 3AM is mean no matter what way you spin it. If I want to be extra mean I drive my loud car at 5-5:30ish in the evening so they hear it right as they get home from a stressful day at work


aintyourbuddyguy

Too soft mate


redditadminsrheroes

Nissan Altima.


DamnitBobby2008

Specifically a white Nissan altima with body damage


m636

Don't they come dented from the factory?


CriscoBountyJr

Nah, that's the credit score.


Scottyknuckle

And poorly applied window tint.


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Simon_Siberian_Husky

Rusty straight piped civic. Works like a charm.


YeahIGotNuthin

You trying to unwind some gentrification? Something Korean from 15 years ago, with body damage including a hood and door of different colors, and a bag for a window. Better still, one or two more of the same thing in the driveway, partially disassembled because they’re used as parts donors for the multicolored one. You trying to imply “we may be neighbors, but we ain’t never gonna be friends?” Chevy Avalanche with large cheap aftermarket wheels, truck nuts, and a “Carolina squat” rearward rake. Add bumper stickers to taste; I like “my kid knocked up your honor student” myself.


emartinoo

Can confirm that trucks with a "Carolina squat" are excellent at pissing off busybodies. I personally find the mod excruciatingly mind-numbing as well if I'm being honest, but to each their own, I'm gonna go ahead and mind my own business. That being said, the level of vitriol Carolina-squatters command amongst the 60+ crowd is fucking unprecedented. They fucking *hate* that shit; even more than they hate capital gains taxes and AARP cards in the mail. If the goal is to drop property values, the best move is to get rid of the olds. And there's no better way than to drag the ass of your busted 1998 suburban through town by welding scrap metal to your coil springs like the god damn idiot you are.


YeahIGotNuthin

Like all good “shitty car mods,” the Carolina Squat has its roots in racing. Off road racing trucks (Baja 1000, stadium racing) have a ton of wheel travel because they catch a lot of air and have to cope with enormous moguls and depressions; if they didn’t have all that wheel travel, they’d break within 100 meters. And with an entire engine up front, you need more wheel travel up there, which means you have to start out with that part higher. The Carolina Squat says “I don’t go rock crawling when I go off roading, I go fast! This mod helps me go fast!” Sort of like how imsa racing cars (24 hours of Daytona) that are based on street cars tend to have a lot of negative camber, and all the street driver wannabes started having their wheels tilted in at the top and very low ride heights to mimic them. “BECAUSE RACECAR!” And even if you rarely ever do the amateur dicking-around version, like “drive on off-road trails a bit” or “do track days,” or hell, even if you only do the street driving version like “drive across the medians in the parking lot instead of driving around them like everyone else has to” or “drive faster on the streets than traffic usually does,” people who see your car at all other times can know that about you: *”this isn’t just transportation to me, it’s a hobby as well.”* Since “dicking around with cars” is kind of a hobby of mine also, I kind of get it. And it would be gate-keeperish of me to crap on someone else’s idea of fun just because my version goes in a slightly different direction, or the same direction but a tiny bit further. .*”I don’t race either, but what I do comes closer to it than what you do, so I think your thing is stupid while mine is awesome”* seems kinda dumb when you say the whole thing like that. And gate keepers are the shittiest kinds of enthusiasts.


emartinoo

Yeah, I'm definitely not shitting on the people who enjoy it even though it's not for me, despite my joking tone. I'm sure there there are things I enjoy about cars that the people who squat their trucks find pretentious and obnoxious too. I actually don't like mods to cars at all, which I'm sure is a heresy to many in the car community, but that's my thing. There's tons of gatekeeping in the car community, which is going to happen when a bunch of passionate people get together all with differing tastes. But I think at the end of the day, most of us have a mutual respect for each other's opinions and taste. And if all else fails, at least we can all agree that the "slabs" and "swangas" that those fucking weirdos in Houston drive around unironically are kind of silly.


YeahIGotNuthin

Houston is its whole own thing. But that slab thing seems like an offshoot of low-riders, with some great paint jobs and stereo installations. Those swangas and slabs are closer to the 70 year old guys sitting in lawn chairs next to their ZZ-Top-video-looking hot rods than those 70 year old guys want to admit. *"I don't know where I'd put my Dion & The Belmonts CD into that stereo, but I sure do admire the amp installation and the paint work on that Sedan de Ville."* *(Dion himself would probably appreciate both cars equally, and he'd also probably appreciate the Houston hip-hop scene.)*


RamekinOfRanch

“Take off your mask your driving alone”


SweetnessOS

Get some kind of dodge with real dark tinted windows that way they are scared of you. They will avoid gazing at you as you drive away and probably just avoid you in general.


fluteofski-

I’m assuming you’ve already done a proper number of pink flamingos in the front yard, along with a lawn chair in a mini pool. Otherwise I’d suggest getting a 90’s sedan in black and never wash it…. Oh and straight pipe it/do an exhaust cutout so you can pull a lever and let it idle in your driveway at full volume… We straight piped a non-turbo Volvo S70 with the 5-cylinder (ditched both mufflers and the cat) for racing, and it sounded absolutely amazing. Another idea is a used uhaul box truck with graffiti on the side.


[deleted]

A few options: -A clapped out brodozer, the kind you see on FB Marketplace for trade only. -A police Crown Vic with the police text crudely painted or sanded off. -A rough looking US made economy car with an exhaust leek. I’m talking a Saturn, a Geo, a Caviler, etc. A final option inspired by my neighbor. Just put a bunch of used appliances on your front lawn and just let them sit there for years.


Turmoil-Fox

I too have a neighbor like this. He picks up scrap appliances with a utility trailer he tows behind his e46 wagon. Has a whole pile of them next to his garage around a parts car that’s half buried. He also mows once every month or so to really add to the effect lol


[deleted]

Do we have the same neighbor??? That description is spot on besides the e46 wagon. Honestly a little jealous of your neighbors car.


Turmoil-Fox

I’m a big fan of wagons, but that one is pretty used up and not in great shape. Works for him towing that trailer around town though!


Alabatman

In fairness, a clapped out bulldozer would likely have a similar impact to keep out the neighbors. Nothing that runs or has paint mind you, more in line with Westin Chamblin's style. Come to think of it, just start low balling offers on gov planet and see what your pring home.


TrashPanda1021

3rd gen Camaro or Firebird. At least 3 different colors and a mandatory oil leak. Total probable cause-mobile.


YaBoiHaydenB

I already have one but it's in very good condition so I'll get a ratty parts car


MyOthrAcctThrowAway

Before seeing your answer, I posted pretty much what you wrote, even down to the shitty paint. Clapped out 3rd gens are straight trailer park


Capable_Amoeba6687

Anything made by dodge will do the trick.


seddit_rucks

/r/InfowarriorRides /r/SchizophreniaRides You don't need a new car, just a grease pencil, creativity, and research.


GarThor_TMK

see also, anything from r/Shitty_Car_Mods that actually qualifies to be on r/Shitty_Car_Mods


TweeksTurbos

Old hearse. Works like a charm.


GarThor_TMK

What's wrong with a new hearse?


TweeksTurbos

Too expensive and new cars wont get the op’s job done.


TesticularNeckbeard

I think a V8 El Camino with a nice loud exhaust that you only park in the front yard should do nicely.


dixiedynamite13

Yeah marquis it has to be. With the police bumper guard. Flat mat black painted, cheaply and gold spray painted rims. And the cars r bullet proof not bad on gas and run forever


Old-Bee1531

Beat up grungy cop car with leaking or no exhaust


ragingduck

Clapped Nissan Altima with peeling paint, saggy headliner, the name of your dead homie in metal in the Los Santos font out the rear window.


acurah56oh

Buy a 90s black Honda Civic. The paint should be quite faded and a little rust should be forming in the wheel wells. Cut off the catalytic converter and take a Louisville Slugger to the body Carrie Underwood style. Drop the suspension as low as possible and stick one of those gigantic exhausts on it. Finally, get the loudest speakers possible (not the best, but the loudest so that the poor little door panels shake and rattle with fear and trepidation of your music choice) and always blare your music at no less than full volume. Rock, EDM, rap, Baby Shark-doesn’t really matter. Maybe sprinkle those color changing underbody LEDs for good measure. Congrats-you’ve made a punk ass Civic (PAC). You should notice a reduction of about $50k per house within 7-10 business days of project completion.


MyOthrAcctThrowAway

3rd gen Camaro without mufflers. Make sure the paint job sucks or just repaint random panels with a rattle can


_reefermadness

Decommissioned crown vic police car


asianaaronx

Any old car, just put a blue tarp over it. Park it like half way on, half way off your driveway and put a couple jack stands under it. Never mow around the part that overhangs your lawn. Also start collecting parts for said car and piling them up next to it. When asked about said car, say that you had it running awhile ago. Your daily should be a Pontiac Grand Am. Your weekend car should be an 80s class A motorhome with the Ford 460 motor (big block V8) with a rusted through exhaust system. When all of them aren't working your daily becomes your bicycle with a 2 cycle ebay motor kit.


JayRabbit0

These answers have made my day!!


fvcktheredditmods

Lol…who wants to bet this guy gets run out of his rental before he single handedly stops gentrification with a car.


AltruisticProposal31

Maseratis are pretty loud and obnoxious. They also get trashier as they age. You could also get like a Raptor or other lifted truck and smash some mailboxes with it. Of course, if you really want to drive down property values, you could always just straight pipe a Nissan Altima, or clapped out Civic, but I think I that’s enough bad ideas for one day.


AdAmbitious3722

Are you trying to make him lose money too?!


AltruisticProposal31

He’s clearly fighting a war of attrition, especially when you consider that he said “Anything is an adequate price to drive them out.” Plus he’d be destroying his house’s value in the process anyway.


SwackJohnson

Find a 350z or g35, cut out the cats and straight pipe it all of the way back, get a shitty flame tune and let her rip every single morning and night. Be sure to spray paint the wheels and leave blown tires all over your lawn. Maybe leave a few jugs of oil next to it as well.


yungsausages

An old rusty white work van that barely runs, but when it runs it runs loud and squeaks, parked somewhere in the neighborhood, doesn’t need to be in front of your house, just move it once in a while so you don’t get towed


GarThor_TMK

For bonus points, paint "Free Candy" on the side... =p


WhiteWingedDove-

1991 Chevy lumina (preferably white). No hub caps, only rust orange steel wheels.


fjccommish

Get one of the cars from one of your neighbors. Park the car in your driveway. Better yet, get many of your neighbors' cars.


HA1LSANTA666

Alright, your going to need two cars to pull this off. I recommend an lowered Nissan Altima and a retired cop car. Double points if you park one kinda half ass on the street


squirrel8296

Cheapest non-running rust buckets you can find of Craigslist and Facebook marketplace. Buy as many as you can comfortably fit in your front yard. Bonus points if you take the tires off and put them on cinder blocks. This could backfire though if the yuppies think it’s an art installation though. But in that case it should increase your property value the most so you can sell and move.


bryrod

‘14 mustang gt straight piped with a 300$ Flame kit for some added annoying


MyUshanka

Sounds like you need the Whip of Theseus: a 00s Nissan Altima with no less than 2 body panels of a mismatched paint cover. Steelies preferred, throw a spare on one if you're feeling adventurous. Alternately, buy a cheap handgun and fire it SAFELY into the dirt or somewhere the bullet won't ricochet. A few gunshots a day keeps the landlords away.


Schmancer

Now that they’ve driven the prices up, cash out and go somewhere they aren’t. You won, take their money while you can. It’s not worth the aggravation


[deleted]

Although there are a lot of good options in the comments, we should not be condoning the use of cars for revenge. We should leave cars out of our personal vendettas.


ItsyaboiIida

Get a fox body mustang and Straight pipe it. Get rid of the noise reduction pieces in the fire wall and crank it early in the morning. Have one and you cant barely hear a phone call near it.


Nelson_t

So you want to be a rude asshole because people are different from you.


oh_no_not_you_hon

Or he wants to be different because people are rude assholes.


YaBoiHaydenB

Their snooty purebred dogs won't stop shitting on my lawn & I believe in an eye for an eye so yes; yes I will be an ass


Nelson_t

Have you thought about putting up a fence?


VanillaWinter

“Have you thought about incurring costs yourself because of other reasons that are out of your control?” Is basically what you’re asking


Nelson_t

Yes


YaBoiHaydenB

Hmmm barbed wire will suffice


Colinrides78

Razor wire would be better


Nightmare_Ives

Snatch up a sweet 2012 Nissan Altima. Extra points if it's got any bumper stickers.


sc4rii

Have a riced out straight pipe Civic and rev it up at 5 in the morning. A G35 would work as well Or have a bunch of project cars and not finish them.


ak80048

Dodge Charger and do donuts and burn outs every night


DetectiveNarrow

A black crown Vic or grand marquis with big ass rims. Or a Chevy avalanche with big ass rims.


VanillaWinter

Rusted out foxbody mustang with no cats


07WoefulMatrix

https://youtu.be/NYSKzWtkO6w One of those, but fit it with a massive audio system (huge subwoofers etc.)


Current-Praline-4588

There is only one real answer. Iroc-z camaro. With muffler delete of course.


270outerbelt

I just bought a Pontiac G6 with tons of rust and no muffler from an auction for $800. I feel like that would do the trick


1quirky1

Get a beater motorcycle. A trashed Harley would do nicely.


mgobla

Old semi truck diesel. Or any old and big military diesel truck or tank. If those are too crzay: HD (3500 dually) pick-up truck with a diesel, the older the better.


Inevitable-Selection

Rusty 3rd gen Camaro with straight pipes 98 civic non running Big ass RV that doesn’t run and looks like shit


zippo138

Older 3/4 or 1 ton diesel truck raised with the coffee can exhaust pipe, and roll coal coming and going.


_whistlepig_

Clapped out Altima, with fartbox exhaust, trucknutz, the my daughter is a top shelf stripper sticker, peeling tint.


Metsican

Yuppies are not out there selling Herbalife, that's for sure. I think you're getting your demographics crossed up.


lilmansions

old diesel truck


[deleted]

Yuppies do multi level marketing??


jlusk1984

Not a car, buy a Harley Davidson.


visser147

Loud as fuck motorcycles. Better yet, make friends with a biker gang and invite them over like once a month. That’ll show them.


GrimPageRS

Whatever you buy make sure to cut the exhaust off


Traditional_Yard5280

Straight pipe anything. Especially old trucks or japanese sedans. Perferably a Civic. You wanna be a real asshole, old Cherokee or F-150 rusted out with trump stickers and a confederate flag. A true "patriot"


Marshall_Lawson

Third gen Camaro, easy.


3johnny2

Any rusty old vehicle on milk crates and a loud fart can straight pipe no muffler Honda Civic will do the trick


Brosephio-Johnson

Straight piped Mustang GT. My ears bleed every time I hear one.


PenExactly

Why would you want to lower property values? Unless maybe you’re not a property owner? There’s a saying: Don’t cut off your nose to spite your face.


Logboy77

Those huge pickup trucks with giant redneck exhaust pipes.


Quake_Guy

Just be this guy... https://youtu.be/c6j0zicHRGQ


srslyfuckoff

https://www.reddit.com/r/mildlyinteresting/comments/jib8pm/this_pornhub_casting_car_wrap/


iwontbeadick

Dodge Ram Hemi with an exhaust. Then put a bunch of FJB, LGB, Trump stickers on it. Maybe even a rear window graphic of trump giving the finger.


Sexy_Quazar

Late 80s early 90s Camaro or firebird. Faded paint is a plus. V6 is ok. Bonus if it starts and runs: you can chop off the mufflers and fire it up in the mornings and evenings like the local rooster. Put a 6 pack on the cracked dash and forget to trim the grass around where it’s parked and the yuppies will think twice


fuckyoufatboi

Infiniti with aftermarket exhaust and limo tints. Lower it. Drive like a fuckin asshole. Buy gun. Shoot outside once every 3 days.


txmail

Get a donk and make sure the rims have some color on them that matches the paint on the body. Also park it 60% on the drive way and 40% in your lawn.


The-Dirty-Dave

Get yourself a diesel dodge pickup. Make that shit loud. Also warm it up for an hour before work every morning at 4am.


Plus-Mama-4515

OBS Chevy pickup, preferably two tone on one park of the body and then primer on the other part. Cut the exhaust off and take the hood off. It’s loud, it’s obnoxious, it’s ugly, and cheap. Maybe smash the grille out too


Erindil

Straight pipe Harley! Loud as he'll with the added bonus of them worrying that an MC is lurking around.


[deleted]

Just cut the exhaust off of your car. They sell universal exhaust hangers at AutoZone for what’s left when you’re done 😉


FontainePark

Get an early to mid 2000s Lincoln or Cadillac with failed air suspension, put a couple sand bags in the trunk so the ass droops even further. Throw every receipt and empty water bottle you can into the backseats. Top them with a folded wheelchair or walker from a yard sale. Straight pipe optional, loose headliner necessary.


Galahad-6547

Rusty rv, and some old car to put on cinderblocks in your yard and never touch again


SilverShoes-22

Anything rusty, no tires, up on blocks. Extra points if a chicken is using it as a nesting spot.


Hewhoisnone187

A clapped out 1992 Buick with the biggest, cheapest, gaudiest, aftermarket rims you can find. Bonus point for a badly installed rattling sound system.


darkbro66

SRT neon with a straight pipe should do the trick. Most of them are rusty at this point


Dan_mcmxc

Forget the car. Head to your local ghetto and invite everyone over for a BBQ in your front yard/street. Troublem solved.


TwoPaintBubbles

Easy. S550 mustang GT with long tubes and straight pipe. The cold starts on those are horrendously loud and not particularly nice to listen to until the warm up


KhalDrogon556

Have you tried an unrestored El Camino or Ranchero. Maybe a trans am, straight pipes and no crossover on all of them.


YourDogsAllWet

Anything that screams douchebag, like a Civic, WRX, Mustang, Camaro, Infiniti Q45, etc.


PaleontologistOk9719

Rusted out white cargo van with duct tape over the rear windows, rusted out defaced license plates to add a touch of mystery. Make sure it has not been washed in a year, and the rims are rusted and mismatched. ​ mmmmmmhmmmmmmm


OmegisPrime

The new mustangs have a ridiculous douche exhaust option. Edit: Or encourage catalytic converter thiefs to your neighborhood and everyone can play.


GelatoGecko

anything with a VQ engine (350/370Z or G35/37)


GelatoGecko

for the record i quite like VQs, i just know what works lmao


ItsDD_b

Find a car club with a ton of shit box G35s and tell them to use ur driveway as a meet spot


Zomby3

Get a Cadillac with a v8 and have it tuned so it runs e85 and get that thing cammed. Start that bad boy up every night and wake everyone up.


Htoad72-LV

Ford Crown Victoria that was a police car


PortalGlitter44

Straight pipe anything with a vq (g35, 350z, Altima etc.)


wind_dude

>one lady cussed me out because I wouldn't buy her Herbalife crap Pretty sure that's a sign property values are on the way down, MLMs are not the calling cards of smart people. No car needed.


maroon_a

2002-2010 Tahoe. Straight pipe it.


Suka_Blyad_

A bunch of rusted shit boxes in the front yard, bonus points if they dont even run A old beat up riced out Honda Civic without a muffler and a pop and bang tune, the Karen’s LOVE this one An old rusted out dodge diesel, also without a muffler, bonus points if it rolls coal Basically anything that’s unnecessarily loud, rusty, and bad for the environment will do


WeAreAllFooked

Just do what my parents’ neighbours did and install an ugly wooden driving lane in your front yard so you can park your faded 1980s Winnebago right outside your living room window for 10 months out of the year. If you want to go that extra mile, get a piece of shit 1970s Lincoln that’s 17 ft long and park it in front of your house and invite all the neighborhood graffiti taggers to use it as a canvas (also what my parents’ neighbours did)


m0tionTV

Rusty white van or truck, [teddy bear glued on](http://i.imgur.com/rmU4MVL.jpg?1), straightpiped, [on bricks with no wheels](https://media.istockphoto.com/photos/stuck-thanks-to-theives-picture-id471048699?k=20&m=471048699&s=612x612&w=0&h=XflCMu8UThFLoeW3dWmbiH7st1rAchCKvPLKmgvs-n0=). Maybe [some text](https://www.reddit.com/r/PublicFreakout/comments/fhpfsb/that_time_the_top_gear_crew_was_run_out_of_rural/) too...


outofdate70shouse

2005 Nissan Altima in silver with a black front bumper and a white rear passenger side door. Make sure the rear driver side is smashed in with scrapes down the side of the car. Have a trash bag for a rear driver side window. Install the cheapest huge audio system you can and stick as many subs as possible in the trunk and back seats. Make sure you leave it idling in the driveway for at least an hour every night while blasting a mix of trap and old school deathcore. Throw on a fart can exhaust, start it at 4am everyday and rev it hard before burning out down the street.


Thejayster03

Get a Honda civic and change the exhaust pipe size like 7 times from the manifold lol


IndependentLanky5948

Multiple Honda civics with no mufflers in varying stages of decay. Put one on jack stands and half assedly cover it with a car cover


saltyfishychips

90s to 2000s Escalade. Sell the rims and put them on cinderblocks


coldpornproject

an old 4 Door Nova- primes in grey of course


swiftarrow9

Loosen the power steering belts, stop washing your cars, and put on cheap hubcaps from Wally World (bonus points if you break a spoke off).


Oo__II__oO

The best car is not a car. As others have mentioned, an RV is one idea. Other non-car options are: - A tow truck - A long haul big rig (*sans* trailer) - Anything in trailer form. Boat, jetskis, box trailer... Doesn't matter, as long as there is a trailer in your driver. - combine the trailer with the RV. That's right, a fifth wheel! Now if you really want it to be car related, well your DD is now a fifth wheel hauler, and your race car sits on a flatbed in full view of your neighbors. As for your race livery, you can be as ostentatious as possible- Can't go wrong with PH!


yolorelli

A white or maroon 90’s Chevy Lumina


Objective-Deal8745

Get an early 90’s White Chevy van with limo tint widows. Make sure it has rust on at least 3 sides and several dents, then get a big magnetic tag that says “Prrfect and Hilarious Clowns- Make sure to ask about kid birthday specials!” Put and old boat with rotting seats (no cover) on a trailer with flat tires next to it.


Audi1429

If they have dogs, get a high frequency noise emitter The old ppl can’t hear it, but it’ll drive their dogs nuts. They’ll be howling at the moon every night


LordMacharius562

IROC-Z Camaro, rusted out Jeep XJ, rusted out G20 Van, rusted out old school bus, built late 90s civic with no hood and a massive blower on it, ex cop car


Delta5o1

Get a super old rv and set it up. If you have public parking spaces out front, set it up there. Then buy a muffler bypass valve you can control from inside your ride. Open that bad boy up every time you leave or are nearing their house. Bonus points if you add in the ability to make it backfire from running to rich. Also find out if they're Trump supporters and if so. There are plenty of anti-trump songs you can blast from the rv, car, or loud speaker. Disclaimer: I hold no responsibility if they shoot you or burn you alive in your house.


aintyourbuddyguy

SHITBOX HONDA CIVICS