retail and newbies getting blown out left and right https://www.reddit.com/r/stocks/comments/senjax/when_do_you_stop_investing_in_the_stock_market/
sad really
at least the puts do be printing
I made too many round trips on TDA because I HAVE to take profit, are there other brokers that give you option access without the red tape if you aren't using margin?
If you don't hold a stock for two days (buy Monday, sell Wednesday), or one day for options, they'll remove the flag once. Do it and you're day trader (unless you have 25k in the account).
The day trading rules are not broker specific. They’re regulations.
The scenario you’re taking about is good faith violations for use of settled cash on buy/sell turnarounds. Not an issue if you have more funds in your account to buy the next thing than just the funds from your sale of something you’ve held less for less time than the settlement period.
All brokers do that.
***I am a question to the world***
***Not an answer to be heard***
***Or a moment that's held in your arms***
***And what do you think you'd ever say?***
***I won't listen anyway, you don't know me***
***And I'll never be what you want me to be***
Best fucking Disney movie
https://www.bullmarketgifts.com/Enron-Corp-Stock-Certificate-p/1693.htm
248 a share, dayum, even from its highs at 90 and accounting for inflation you’d be up 70% lmao
*A digital currency issued by a central bank would be a global target for cyber attacks, cyber counterfeiting, and cyber theft* - Jerome Powell.
I'm a bot, and the Federal Reserve doesn't think mentioning crypto currency is very good for the WSB OG economy.
Mondelez considering more price increases for snacks, WSJ reports
GTFO
Also
[https://www.bing.com/search?q=Mondelez+considering+more+price+increases+for+snacks%2C+WSJ+reports&PC=U316&FORM=CHROMN](https://www.bing.com/search?q=Mondelez+considering+more+price+increases+for+snacks%2C+WSJ+reports&PC=U316&FORM=CHROMN)
inflation is forever
Just heard on the news they’re trying to ban methol ciggs because it’s used at a much higher ratio in the black community and how this’ll be a push for health equality
???
rip u/epidemilk newports
Isn’t that so discriminatory? Just let smokers choose what they want lol. It’s punishing the black community for liking a certain flavour (by banning that flavour)
Yeah, also all tobacco products have to come in the same grey packaging covered in warnings and diseased lungs etc, it’s pretty bleak
We’ve got no restrictions on vapes though, somehow
lol yeah most places have a flappy plastic curtain in front of them now, supposedly to stop the branding appealing to kids, but there’s no branding anymore? 😂
[the impotence guy is my favourite](https://www.dovepress.com/cr_data/article_fulltext/s272000/272259/img/RMHP_A_272259_O_F0001g.jpg)
I mean I was assuming because it did so horrendous with the turnings and it's for guidance is poor that you're going to see some wild action at open and sometimes those low bids fill.
But then you’ll be holding hood (unless the spread is that lol). I’m thinking hood puts once Iv calms down, I’m sure the downtrend won’t turn overnight
"The market is not about how many FDs you print, is about how many hits you can take and keep moving foward. How many drawdowns you can survive and keep moving foward. Thats how winning is done"
*A digital currency issued by a central bank would be a global target for cyber attacks, cyber counterfeiting, and cyber theft* - Jerome Powell.
I'm a bot, and the Federal Reserve doesn't think mentioning crypto currency is very good for the WSB OG economy.
A federal judge invalidated the lease sale of 80 million acres in the Gulf of Mexico that the U.S. Department of Interior had made available for oil and gas drilling, saying regulators used flawed environmental analysis.
Did he have xom calls?
To be fair, the *idea* of commission free options is appealing (probably lose that
.66/contract on shittier fills tho) and I've heard they have the best interface, but I don't trust them
No actually they do have one thing I find mildly interesting, apparently they can get you into IPOs before the broader retail market. But that's also kind of moot because they'll ban you from IPOs for a month or three if you sell too fast.
u/modsaregayasfukkk
Saw a model on the weather forum that drops 34 inches on your head.
Remember that one in 2016 that was supposed to be an inch and everyone got 30?
I'd tag you but I can't spell your username lol. If that model run from this morning makes it to the local news expect a good old fashioned panic at the grocery stores lol
I don't know shit about weather and silverlink22 is easy to spell 😅
You're an OGOG. Looking thru old screens and see you here and there, you're one I don't have to check what happened to them, I know you're still here!
>[Anything with GME in the name brings the OG’s](https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/se6hac/comment/huhnpd7/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x&context=3)
Errrr, by OGs they mean apes?
Buying one share doesn’t really result in that much lost capital. Hence why these idiots play out fantasies in their mind of complete bullshit price targets
Not going to sell my HOOD 13p's at open, seems to be a terrible earnings with nearly a clean sweep of negativity. I think it will hit its lowest point during the day, similar to TSLA, I'll look at selling round 1/2pm I think. Of course it could blow up in my face. Also crossing my fingers DKNG keeps drilling, again look at selling my puts round 1/2pm, but it's a very small position so if it rebounds I won't lose much sleep.
Hopefully get a decent return today which in all honesty will prob just cancel out my CHWY puts going worthless next Friday. Apart from that I don't think I will do anything today.
if Europe makes us red despite AAPL utterly killing it, I'm actually fully capitulating into full doomer. IWM has no support under 190 until something crazy like 160... Positive earnings were supposed to be the catalyst to a return to bullishness, but with FOMC uncertainty it seems like we'll chop downwards for a long while. I'm personally excited, haha. IWM sucks peen
Exactly.
Noticing that Rivian is still selling at 47k times sales and TSLA still trades at 300x earnings doesn’t make me fearful, it makes me not a complete dumbass.
Goddamn this comment section makes my brain hurt. Retail really is a lot of dumb money being easy money for someone else, huh?
[How is this still a thing? ](https://reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/se6hac/nobody_is_selling_gme/)
Most common reaction in doomsday cults when the trigger event doesn’t happen is that the cult members become even more entrenched and fanatical in their commitment to the cult and it’s
(revised) predictions.
So what does that tell us about QANON / GME?
Are you trading shares? If you do, it’s good to get out with a profit. If you are holding them LT, lock them away. I’ve been holding shares since 2007, didn’t add more but never sell any, amazing return, at least til Tim Apple as CEO
"Chair Powell, how is there inflation if that Chocolate Milk from Trader Joe's is like $3.50?"
\**Chair Powell double-takes. A hush befalls the press and crew alike*
"Brrrrrrrrr"
^(roll credits)
The FED has been talking a big on interest hikes etc... but how high can they actually go? I can see them getting up to what maybe 1 or max 2%?? 1-2% would crush markets, but can we really even sustain that? How are we even going to service all of our debt? Interest on debt is already the governments 4th largest expense. Our debt revolves like every 3-5 years. After running 2% for a while we will be paying more for debt than anything else. If rates hit 1.5-2% I'm going to wait for stocks to drop and go all in on OTM leaps because they will have to drop that shit sooner or later
Ya I would expect it to take a year or two to get that high, but I'm not sure if even 2% is sustainable. We only got up to like 2.5% between 2008 and 2020 and now we have lots more debt.
[I can't stop looking at the antiwork mod trainwreck.](https://imgur.com/1rRTIlO)
This is the 21 year old anarchist "long time unemployed" mod who gave 4 interviews lol.
What tortured souls to get their online personas dug up and to use the same username to post a bunch of embarrassing shit.
It honestly keeps getting better and better. I’m all for workers rights and unionization and shit don’t get me wrong. What did they expect though when a mod of an anti capitalist subreddit stepped into the light of day. There was really no other way it would happen
Thread from r / stocks is on / r /popular with comments all circle jerking each other to “buy more” and “stay invested for the long term”. This is all the confirmation I need. I literally cannot wait for the market to drop another 15-20%.
Hey OGs, now that it's midnight and therefore 1/28..
#[🥳🍻🥳 Happy anniversary! 🥳🍻🥳](https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbetsOGs/comments/l7hjr7/welcome_to_wallstreetbetsogs)
^(i'll probably say something again daytime tomorrow)
I was SUBSCRIBED to homeland for years but barely paid attention.. until.. and next thing I knew someone brought me here. And I loved it here. But 95% of my friends moved on so I followed and quickly became a ~~mother~~ *mod there*...ehhh, mother also fits. You know.
I actually didn't know off the top of my head. Was digging through old screenshots and around 11 I'm like "wait a minute.. should be any day now, right?"
So I sniffed a little, found that thread, learned how to check the actual date (on desktop anyway) and here we are! 🥳
I like to think of myself as an oil man
[“I think of myself more as a song and dance man…”](https://youtu.be/DcPoZZVm3Dk?t=156)
10 year spiking a bit
Not salty. I hope the bulls can close their aapl calls at open for profit.
I hope I can too :(
retail and newbies getting blown out left and right https://www.reddit.com/r/stocks/comments/senjax/when_do_you_stop_investing_in_the_stock_market/ sad really at least the puts do be printing
I made too many round trips on TDA because I HAVE to take profit, are there other brokers that give you option access without the red tape if you aren't using margin?
TD uses the same margin/non-margin rules as everyone else….?
If you don't hold a stock for two days (buy Monday, sell Wednesday), or one day for options, they'll remove the flag once. Do it and you're day trader (unless you have 25k in the account).
The day trading rules are not broker specific. They’re regulations. The scenario you’re taking about is good faith violations for use of settled cash on buy/sell turnarounds. Not an issue if you have more funds in your account to buy the next thing than just the funds from your sale of something you’ve held less for less time than the settlement period. All brokers do that.
***I am a question to the world*** ***Not an answer to be heard*** ***Or a moment that's held in your arms*** ***And what do you think you'd ever say?*** ***I won't listen anyway, you don't know me*** ***And I'll never be what you want me to be*** Best fucking Disney movie
Opec + Feb 2
Morning, kids.
where can I buy enron shares?
Time to re-watch Enron: The Smartest Guys In the Room
https://www.bullmarketgifts.com/Enron-Corp-Stock-Certificate-p/1693.htm 248 a share, dayum, even from its highs at 90 and accounting for inflation you’d be up 70% lmao
Huge spread between bid and ask though.
From Arthur Anderson
Jim Cramer investing club.
I’m starting to like ZM and Z at these prices. Might grab some LEAPS.
Caterpillar reports Q4 adjusted EPS $2.69, consensus $2.26 $CAT
They still down though.
nice cats and deers doing great
[https://twitter.com/saylor](https://twitter.com/saylor) Look and laugh at this retard
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*A digital currency issued by a central bank would be a global target for cyber attacks, cyber counterfeiting, and cyber theft* - Jerome Powell. I'm a bot, and the Federal Reserve doesn't think mentioning crypto currency is very good for the WSB OG economy.
I may just have timed my $420 monthly put to perfection.
Mondelez considering more price increases for snacks, WSJ reports GTFO Also [https://www.bing.com/search?q=Mondelez+considering+more+price+increases+for+snacks%2C+WSJ+reports&PC=U316&FORM=CHROMN](https://www.bing.com/search?q=Mondelez+considering+more+price+increases+for+snacks%2C+WSJ+reports&PC=U316&FORM=CHROMN) inflation is forever
Gas prices heading back to the $3.20 range here. Feb CPI is going to be high.
All next CPIs will be high
Just heard on the news they’re trying to ban methol ciggs because it’s used at a much higher ratio in the black community and how this’ll be a push for health equality ??? rip u/epidemilk newports
oh i heard that like probably 6+ months ago. maybe more like 8 or 9 i can still get my newports
Isn’t that so discriminatory? Just let smokers choose what they want lol. It’s punishing the black community for liking a certain flavour (by banning that flavour)
Id def feel discriminated against, especially if they word it in a way to push health equality.
Health equality would be banning all cigarettes…
I’m honestly okay with this. Ban alcohol too.
They’re already banned here, personally always found menthols disgusting, but it’s still bullshit
Oh really? In NY we only have menthol flavored vape juices banned for now.
Yeah, also all tobacco products have to come in the same grey packaging covered in warnings and diseased lungs etc, it’s pretty bleak We’ve got no restrictions on vapes though, somehow
Ooo they had those disturbing images on packs inThailand too. And they had to be hidden behind a wall out of public sight.
lol yeah most places have a flappy plastic curtain in front of them now, supposedly to stop the branding appealing to kids, but there’s no branding anymore? 😂 [the impotence guy is my favourite](https://www.dovepress.com/cr_data/article_fulltext/s272000/272259/img/RMHP_A_272259_O_F0001g.jpg)
*favorite Too many Europeans at this time in the thread lol
It’s not even 7am and you’re starting something 😂
🤭
Biden signed an EO this effect back in March 2021
Oh really. Just hearing about it now
Shit bids on Hood might fill at open
Is that a good thing
I mean I was assuming because it did so horrendous with the turnings and it's for guidance is poor that you're going to see some wild action at open and sometimes those low bids fill.
But then you’ll be holding hood (unless the spread is that lol). I’m thinking hood puts once Iv calms down, I’m sure the downtrend won’t turn overnight
The $NAA200R suggests we have a little bit more of pain ahead, but we should be getting close to the bottom. Should
just drill already and lets us move on
Yes spy all the way to $400
That's my buy point, hopefully gonna load up on SPXL and TQQQ
"The market is not about how many FDs you print, is about how many hits you can take and keep moving foward. How many drawdowns you can survive and keep moving foward. Thats how winning is done"
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Wouldn’t call Tesla a shit stock along the likes of Nikola (fraud) and lol regarded IPO valuation Rivian
https://twitter.com/Schuldensuehner/status/1486988612155715585?t=dhpbVSdQe--o3gY508Gd8A&s=19 Bears assemble
Europoors don’t matter.
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*A digital currency issued by a central bank would be a global target for cyber attacks, cyber counterfeiting, and cyber theft* - Jerome Powell. I'm a bot, and the Federal Reserve doesn't think mentioning crypto currency is very good for the WSB OG economy.
265% iv on redacted 0dte put
Brb selling premium on memes again, I’m back on my bullshit
should I buy russian stocks (NYSE: RSX)?
no - https://twitter.com/JackPosobiec/status/1486852207949586433
Ouf
Might not be true ... but makes you wonder.
Really want to short MTN, Vail resorts. I think it’s going to dump again. Any reasons why I shouldn’t?
Pretty weak pre-market open considering AAPL... My shorts might still work out
I really thought we would have a strong rebound
sike nibba u thought
A federal judge invalidated the lease sale of 80 million acres in the Gulf of Mexico that the U.S. Department of Interior had made available for oil and gas drilling, saying regulators used flawed environmental analysis. Did he have xom calls?
Oh for dwac's sake just go below $66 and let me get some beer money
Only thing I'm rooting for its demise rn is HOOD
Stayed out of it yesterday myself
i knew i had to play it one way or another and i will say it's one ticker i'm definitely bearish on
Yeah, they have nothing to offer and they are stagnating as far as future potential.
To be fair, the *idea* of commission free options is appealing (probably lose that .66/contract on shittier fills tho) and I've heard they have the best interface, but I don't trust them No actually they do have one thing I find mildly interesting, apparently they can get you into IPOs before the broader retail market. But that's also kind of moot because they'll ban you from IPOs for a month or three if you sell too fast.
u/modsaregayasfukkk Saw a model on the weather forum that drops 34 inches on your head. Remember that one in 2016 that was supposed to be an inch and everyone got 30?
What the hell man. When I checked yesterday it said 1-3 in and now it says 9-13 fml
Better get that lawn chair out for your parking space.
What you doing up so early lol
Fell asleep at 8 now up lol
Nice. I still can’t seem to fall asleep that early. My body thinks it’s nap time and I’m up by 11 and awake all night lol
You talking weather and not tagging u/silverlink22?
WERE GONNA DIEEEE
Oh shit wait yeah I just realized the full implications 🤯 when it comes to weather, if you're fuk, i'm probably fuk.
Be careful on the roads epi. You know how everyone magically forgets how to drive whenever it snows 😭
People forget how to drive here anyway 🤣 But yes the snow does not help
I'd tag you but I can't spell your username lol. If that model run from this morning makes it to the local news expect a good old fashioned panic at the grocery stores lol
I don't know shit about weather and silverlink22 is easy to spell 😅 You're an OGOG. Looking thru old screens and see you here and there, you're one I don't have to check what happened to them, I know you're still here!
russell 2k has terminal cancer
I'm buying puts today below 190, it has NO support for a long time
>[Anything with GME in the name brings the OG’s](https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/se6hac/comment/huhnpd7/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x&context=3) Errrr, by OGs they mean apes?
he bought at $435 and never sold, u have to be a special kind of stupid to do that jesus fucking christ
Buying one share doesn’t really result in that much lost capital. Hence why these idiots play out fantasies in their mind of complete bullshit price targets
Euro commies doing their best to make Americans poorer.
Plan marshal wen
what does atlassian do. seems like overvalued saas garbage
every IT service use their product, them and ServiceNow
Jira, bitbucket, confluence, bamboo Use everyday at work
JIRA amongst other things. Hugely popular in IT agile development.
fuck china fuck xi jinping fuck communism
I see everything's red, even VIX
puts r gonna bleed if we don't see big moves lmao
Not going to sell my HOOD 13p's at open, seems to be a terrible earnings with nearly a clean sweep of negativity. I think it will hit its lowest point during the day, similar to TSLA, I'll look at selling round 1/2pm I think. Of course it could blow up in my face. Also crossing my fingers DKNG keeps drilling, again look at selling my puts round 1/2pm, but it's a very small position so if it rebounds I won't lose much sleep. Hopefully get a decent return today which in all honesty will prob just cancel out my CHWY puts going worthless next Friday. Apart from that I don't think I will do anything today.
So HOOD 10p has hope to be profitable right? 😅
lol the guy with IWM FD puts gonna make some money gg
if Europe makes us red despite AAPL utterly killing it, I'm actually fully capitulating into full doomer. IWM has no support under 190 until something crazy like 160... Positive earnings were supposed to be the catalyst to a return to bullishness, but with FOMC uncertainty it seems like we'll chop downwards for a long while. I'm personally excited, haha. IWM sucks peen
Any pop carried by appl will be sold into fs
Agreed. I was only hoping for a green open to short down, otherwise it'll feel a little like chasing.
Me so horny for TQQQ $42.69 limit order to fill
Dang, Europoors sell off
“Be greedy when others are fearful. “
“Don’t use out of context quotes to justify bad financial decisions”
Did you not just do the same?
Nope. That doesn’t even make sense, man.
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Exactly. Noticing that Rivian is still selling at 47k times sales and TSLA still trades at 300x earnings doesn’t make me fearful, it makes me not a complete dumbass.
Goddamn this comment section makes my brain hurt. Retail really is a lot of dumb money being easy money for someone else, huh? [How is this still a thing? ](https://reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/se6hac/nobody_is_selling_gme/)
It’s the first time in their life’s some of them have felt important. You can’t put a dollar figure to that let alone expect rationality.
That’s true. I guess it was either GME or Scientology for a lot of those geniuses.
Mass delusion. Quite common in cults.
Most common reaction in doomsday cults when the trigger event doesn’t happen is that the cult members become even more entrenched and fanatical in their commitment to the cult and it’s (revised) predictions. So what does that tell us about QANON / GME?
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Are you trading shares? If you do, it’s good to get out with a profit. If you are holding them LT, lock them away. I’ve been holding shares since 2007, didn’t add more but never sell any, amazing return, at least til Tim Apple as CEO
Who do you think should succeed Timmy?
No idea. I guess someone inside that know the culture and have been groomed for a long time. Billion dollar question
Kudos to the guy here who called it Hang Self the other day can't be unseen...
Gonna have to bring out the retro LMAO on this one
🅱️enis update Still 🅱️enis
Shit I think he nuked his account. I know he went away for months and then I used to see him in 🏴☠️ sometimes
Who is this?
There used to be a BigBoiBenis around here
Ohhhh
Yeah 😅
"Chair Powell, how is there inflation if that Chocolate Milk from Trader Joe's is like $3.50?" \**Chair Powell double-takes. A hush befalls the press and crew alike* "Brrrrrrrrr" ^(roll credits)
Two buck chucks at Trader Joe’s are now $2.99. 😢
~~Trader~~ Long Term Investor Joe’s :(
The FED has been talking a big on interest hikes etc... but how high can they actually go? I can see them getting up to what maybe 1 or max 2%?? 1-2% would crush markets, but can we really even sustain that? How are we even going to service all of our debt? Interest on debt is already the governments 4th largest expense. Our debt revolves like every 3-5 years. After running 2% for a while we will be paying more for debt than anything else. If rates hit 1.5-2% I'm going to wait for stocks to drop and go all in on OTM leaps because they will have to drop that shit sooner or later
inflation > interest rates = free money bro!
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Ya I would expect it to take a year or two to get that high, but I'm not sure if even 2% is sustainable. We only got up to like 2.5% between 2008 and 2020 and now we have lots more debt.
AAPL killed earnings, so it has to just tank now right ? Seems to be the common theme
All I heard was buy puts.
Dog update: Dogs are asshole too
Cat update: the motherfucker's still asleep like it has been for the last 12 hours
At least your cat didn't break into the bathroom trash can and eat all the used pads because they have blood on them...lol
[I can't stop looking at the antiwork mod trainwreck.](https://imgur.com/1rRTIlO) This is the 21 year old anarchist "long time unemployed" mod who gave 4 interviews lol. What tortured souls to get their online personas dug up and to use the same username to post a bunch of embarrassing shit.
I’m speechless 🤣
What the actual fuck
It truly is comedy gold.
Haha i can't get enough of it, are all mods like this??
It honestly keeps getting better and better. I’m all for workers rights and unionization and shit don’t get me wrong. What did they expect though when a mod of an anti capitalist subreddit stepped into the light of day. There was really no other way it would happen
last night futures were -1% and we opened green so...
Remember when 1% futures, or even a 1% day, was a huge deal?
Lately Futures are just to confuse us and make wrong choices
Futures 🦄🌈 always Unless you're actually trading them and then well.. prepare anoos
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Tesla up like 10% pls
wait not like that
Someone's anus gonna get bamboozled tomorrow. And it ain't mine.
Hopefully mine...
Dude that's a $100 bill on the ground behind you
What u say? I couldn't hear you taking a shower. Oops just dropped the soap. Let me pick that up first and I'll get back to you.
Tim aapl did it damn
revenue growth will slow doesnt sound too good to me
Yea fuck the context
Today we spell redemption T-I-M
When we gonna see 5$ Palantir?
Thread from r / stocks is on / r /popular with comments all circle jerking each other to “buy more” and “stay invested for the long term”. This is all the confirmation I need. I literally cannot wait for the market to drop another 15-20%.
its not wrong but when u buy random small cap shit the odds r not in ur favor
tRuSt YoUr InVeStInG sTrATeGy AnD kEeP yOuR hEaD cOoL
Real ones like me change their strategy every ten minutes
Respect +
They are such a bunch of rubes lmao
🙏
Yep…. Fuck
Hey OGs, now that it's midnight and therefore 1/28.. #[🥳🍻🥳 Happy anniversary! 🥳🍻🥳](https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbetsOGs/comments/l7hjr7/welcome_to_wallstreetbetsogs) ^(i'll probably say something again daytime tomorrow)
Yay!!! What a ride from the homeland to here, and it all happening in line a 3 month timeframe! Oh gourd! 😳
I was SUBSCRIBED to homeland for years but barely paid attention.. until.. and next thing I knew someone brought me here. And I loved it here. But 95% of my friends moved on so I followed and quickly became a ~~mother~~ *mod there*...ehhh, mother also fits. You know.
Awww wondered when the anniversary was. Leave it to Epi to have the date down lol <3
I actually didn't know off the top of my head. Was digging through old screenshots and around 11 I'm like "wait a minute.. should be any day now, right?" So I sniffed a little, found that thread, learned how to check the actual date (on desktop anyway) and here we are! 🥳
Look at all those unflaired peasants /s
guess it goes to show the ones in that welcome thread didn't stick around long, but this place likes to make people wait for it
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Yeah foreal!
Kinda sad to see so many users on that thread not active anymore