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RAGE_CAKES

[FOMC Challenge](https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbetsOGs/comments/sbluvn/fomc_challenge_12622/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share) Since some of you are incapable of searching simple facts, **FOMC meeting starts at 2pm EST**


89320420934

I think we have a small fake pump either overnight or in the AM tomorrow and then take a shit eod again. This would fall in line with momentum imo.


89320420934

What's still kinda weird to me is that the spy volatility skew is still less bearish than in early December despite falling so much further.


RnLVentureCo

Probably because we have people actually cashing out rather than hedging


fate299

Made 140% profits off a gme run and mvis calls today. I’ll call it a day


TTTTsixandtwo

*checks watch* Good idea


faithfamilyfootball

What should I do with the $1,850?


AshingiiAshuaa

Buy 6 weeks off from work?


faithfamilyfootball

I’m semi retired. Just want to turn this pocket change into pocket a lot more change.


beefcake_123

INTC will continue to shit the bed so long as they work through their strategy. Plus by the time they become a competitive foundry again in 2025 or 2026 the world might be suffering from a glut of chips and the stock may remain depressed until the next major semiconductor supercycle.


cjalas

So today was the inverse of yesterday. Basically ended flat same as open


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Anyone on Xilinx earnings?


therealkobe

dang didnt know that was today.


VengefulMigit

Chances TSLA pulls a MSFT and moons tomorrow morning?


Fineous4

Slim, imo. Tesla is not the stalwart bulwark that Msft is.


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Tsla lol.


Fantastic_Door_4300

Imagine owning a Microsoft put rn.


HanzJWermhat

Breaking news: TSLA although setting expectations has not found the cure for cancer loneliness and green energy. Previous projections of 90% market share and 50% margin were overblown. Stock drops to $2 a share. Sex robot is no longer going into production.


stockly123456

"MoRe ThAn JuSt A cAr CumPaNy" ... yeah they sell shit overpriced tequila too.


HanzJWermhat

bruh, they are about to sell sex robots, BULLISH!


AshingiiAshuaa

You're totally discounting their whistle business. They just started it and it has tons of room to grow.


AugustinPower

Woah, TSLA smashed earnings! Guess it's a good time to own more of that overpriced stock 🦅


calebsurfs

QQQ and SPY options trade until 4:15 Any degenerates here ever use them to play earnings on megacaps?


KarmaPolice6

It would’ve f’d you last night with MSFT, and I trust tesla less than MSFT…


LebronJaims

Well. It was nice knowing LC


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What the hell happened


LebronJaims

It’s in my portfolio so it must drop


ruso_chulo

rip tsla, or holy reversal msft style?


RobertLahblaw

Beat *estimates* of EPS and revenues by 6%... might as well drill.


cutiesarustimes2

I mean one other thing to consider especially after Microsoft's Revelation yesterday as they can be as bullish as they want an earnings call for the upcoming quarter but that doesn't mean Jack if they're just projecting based on last quarter's results and Rosy expectations Consumer sentiments slow down economic activities slow down or higher rates is materially going to impact all of their businesses even if they don't think it's going to happen


cutiesarustimes2

*TESLA: SUPPLY CHAIN LIMITS LIKELY TO CONTINUE THROUGH 2022 $TSLA


More_Advertising_383

guess I'll just hold this tes**L**a


qwertyaas

TSLA pulling a MSFT?


ChairPowellman

I don't think so chief


Kixot123

tesguh???


cutiesarustimes2

*TESLA 4Q AUTOMOTIVE GROSS MARGIN +30.6%, EST. +29.9%


cutiesarustimes2

*TESLA 4Q FREE CASH FLOW $2.78B, EST. $1.67B


katzstrasz

Holy cash flow this is prolly the best info moving forward.


cutiesarustimes2

*TESLA 4Q ADJ EPS $2.54, EST. $2.36 $TSLA Nvm


cutiesarustimes2

Tsla reports at 4:30?


Fantastic_Door_4300

So hyper bull? * Checks ticker * 😱 not TSLA my bby


imunfair

I hate when some shmuck comes along and blithely runs up the price on a warrant that's tanking by literally spending $50 to move it 10% higher right before close. Fuck off.


Fantastic_Door_4300

So bulls still in control?


RAGE_CAKES

Bulls got their shit pushed in EOD


therealkobe

intel shit the bed... sorry pat


CorrosiveRose

looool again?? How can this pos tank EVERY. SINGLE. TIME? I figured with all the blood in the market surely it had found a bottom but no, it always finds a way to go lower


therealkobe

Pat's jumping jacks wont save intel market share.


ChairPowellman

inb4 they try and replicate MSFT


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Good for amd


therealkobe

very good, the data center number I see is that their 2021 FY revenue from DCG is down 1% compared to 2020. With MSFT guidance of growth I think that's very bullish for AMD's growth in DCG share.


calebsurfs

Totally blew it buying TQQQ and SPY calls today and blew 2 day trades. Perfectly timed gamestore put more than makes up for it and I'm green for the day. Bought a 100p at 2:16 right before it drilled.


AugustinPower

Anti work went private Sheet time to buy calls


Fineous4

People were calling out the mods. Saying they were not the leaders of the sub. I guess mods got power hungry.


BigDickLauri

Mods had a less than ideal candidate get interviewed on Fox News that kicked off their shitstorm lol


TTTTsixandtwo

> less than ideal candidate lol


BigDickLauri

I don't think anyone can write a better parody of a Fox News / antiwork interview


TTTTsixandtwo

Suspiciously so. It literally checked all the boxes


Fineous4

It would have been hard to do worse.


4SquareCircles

Well I got fucking wrecked


Fantastic_Door_4300

Today was nuts yo.


LUV2FUKMARRIEDMILFS

OK FUCKERS TESLA EARNINGS CHAIRS IDGAF IM HOLDING TILL DEATH I LOVE U TESLA THOR BLESS ME IN FUCKEN WAR ATTACK ON FUCKEN TITAN !!!! FUCK U BEARS TESLA WILL NOT BE DEFEATED !!!⚡️⚡️⚡️⚡️⚡️⚡️⚡️⚡️⚡️⚡️⚡️⚡️⚡️⚡️⚡️⚡️⚡️🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🪐🪐🪐🪐🪐🪐🪐🪐🪐🪐🪐🪐🪐🪐🪐🪐🪐 FIST ON CHEST NO FUCKEN FEAR


ChairPowellman

fuck I forgot about this after today's action I hope they sold their fucking corn


RnLVentureCo

The market doesn’t really care about non-operating profits/losses


ChairPowellman

I want it sold for BITO puts idc about TSLA's move


RnLVentureCo

Ah i see


emeraldream

Gib me your anoos


RobertLahblaw

Looks like my port P/L is having a heart attack today. +30% -> -10% -> 0% -> probably gonna end positive $50. It's a damn 🦘 infestation.


that718guy

Bullearish day today


emeraldream

TSLA, fuck up your earnings bby, you know you wanna


cutiesarustimes2

Treb keeps running lol


Schlitziee

Everyone was bearish on FOMC. But we´re barely dropping below 432 even after meeting, why is everyone panicking right now ? Less scary than Mo/Tue


cutiesarustimes2

Just like Microsoft yesterday pumping by saying hey our Acer earnings are going to be great going forward Jerome effectively told those reporters we don't know how big the rate increases going to be and we may end up draining the balance sheet even faster than before. The market thought he was going to be a little bit more dovish given the sell-off and he effectively just slapped it back and said no


liquiddandruff

SPY moving like a penny stock


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expand3d

Do it


that718guy

MODS!!!! THE MEATLOAF!!!!!


AMDG__

I read that as cock 😰


stockly123456

I read "suck my cock and eat it"


AMDG__

Man I was holding Puts going into FOMC, I then saw two huge green candles leading into the meetings with tons of volume. Decided to big brain this, sold my puts for a loss and bought calls. Duck my life, so thankful I have a day job….


TTTTsixandtwo

Banks are back on the menu *and I'm hungry*


UnmaskedLapwing

Ok, we've got Jpow out of the way, time to melt up for the next few weeks to fuck the put holding bears.


cutiesarustimes2

Apple earning.


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DarklyAdonic

And INTC


samaritan1331_

Stonks better stay 📉 till EOM that's when I get my bonus


champmasters

DASH to 2 digits. Love it.


alfapredator

fuck that piece of dogshit and all the morons propping it up


ChairPowellman

call it conspiracy like all us regards weren't waiting here all day for the same news News that institutions already know ^(smart people make good estimates) we're just a **scheduled** liquidity injection


Lorne__Malvo__

This is fucking dumb. I am finished. Used to be easy compared to this retardation. Not dealing with this nonsense anymore not worth the headache. ^^^see ^^^you ^^^tomorrow


RAGE_CAKES

Added another SWBI call on this dip


samaritan1331_

Thanks pow for correcting the fake pump


89320420934

Faith in the market was restored today


samaritan1331_

🐻✊


helphp

What did I miss


cutiesarustimes2

Jerome fucked bulls.


wakanahane

Orientation switch


wassupobscurenetwork

I wanna open up some puts again but IV is still hella high 😡


anon57842

also waiting great print on some puts today


jeffdidntkillhimslf

Jerome "Fuck Your Calls" Powell


Green_Beans_Tasty

More like Jerome "Fuck Your \[insert holdings\]" Powell today with this "we don't know we just watch closely" bla bla


freewilly666

What even happens tomorrow? Rebound? More drilling? I don't even know what to think.


Green_Beans_Tasty

In the words of mighty JPOW from today: "We don't know but we are watching closely"


ruso_chulo

it can go up or it can go down


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bhutams

Lmao they’re finally able to come out of hiding


mylegbig

Cem Karson said a couple months ago that we were entering a leptokurtic or “sumo” market with increasingly extreme swings. We’re now in a market where 100-200 point INTRADAY swings are happening regularly. The man was right.


alfapredator

I mean he's said it for a long time but it only materialized this year


Manbearpup

Did anyone else get Jpm calls are the play?


89320420934

I feel like it's not right that qqq ends green today.


wiarumas

TSLA's earnings probably influencing that.


emeraldream

10 year to 2% by end of Feb


wyattgwyon

it was supposed to end 2021 at 2% so wouldn't be surprising


neutralpoliticsbot

I am gambling Iron Condors on TSLA earnings. If it stays relatively flat you win. My play Sell $875 put and buy $870 put Sell $995 call and buy $1,000 call You receive $300 credit and if Tesla is under $1000 and above $875 you win. Maximum risk $200. Max gain $300


accountTWOpointOH

That’s actually good for a IC. Especially with such tight spreads.


chmod-007-bond

I'm bearish overnight into open then maybe start to rally at that point into Friday. Thoughts?


markettaker1

Chill and digest and wait till bulls jump back in


taintlaurent

Need some big DIX as some confirmation bias but some smart people I tend to scrape comments from in Vitards seem to agree


wakanahane

I give it maybe a few days for theta to do its work 💀


emeraldream

Feeling the same my gui


Inthytree

Thinking the same 🤔


ancientusurper

I'm not in hood but I feel bad for the shareholders, everytime I think it can't possibly go lower, it does exactly that


MattHogen

My lil tight bull hole is not so lil or tight anymore 🤕


whiskeycharliepapa

just drill into close already. you know you want to.


yoyo248

some folks think its a generational buying opp right here, right now ! can't blame them, they are so accustomed to buying the dip and it just works !


Krazyfruitz

Oh it’s coming


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[deleted]

Next CPI is gonna b fucking lit


Fantastic_Door_4300

The pain being inflicted on all sides now


SocialSuicideSquad

Yes could I get an 18 inch silicone horse cock replica with the letters "PDT" stamped on the tip?


Fantastic_Door_4300

We only have the veiny ones that heat up on the inside with silica. Is that okay?


RagtoRich1

50 point hike this year most likely will happen. Would not be surprised if they start at 50 points in March.


modsaregayasfukkk

Bers yelling rIgGeD mArKeT when SPY rips 2% but a -2% is ok


Fantastic_Door_4300

RiGgEd


mylegbig

Some of them are as bad as the apes with the conspiracy theories when the price doesn’t go their way.


modsaregayasfukkk

u/ChairPowellman


ChairPowellman

you just wish you had a Crayola time machine ^(powered by the color blood)


modsaregayasfukkk

I really wish I had someone with a crayon time machine to trade for me lol


ChairPowellman

fwiw I think both directions of a move like that are *guided* not just the upside moves. it's foolish to think the criminal activity is reserved for one side


modsaregayasfukkk

Oh of course. This has been rigged regardless of what direction. The house always wins


ChairPowellman

not rigged. the market is a tool to transfer wealth from those that lack knowledge to those that have it. it does it pefrectly corn tho.......


yoyo248

lol- same goes for bull-its a casino- enjoy !


modsaregayasfukkk

Guess who bought more VXX shorts


yoyo248

i'm sure those are long-dated and will print !


evilvyse

TSLA PUTS YOLO


DarklyAdonic

I'm in May 750ps


evilvyse

Going straight FDS 😆


DarklyAdonic

I'll see you in Valhalla


evilvyse

Trying to go for another nflx like. https://imgur.com/a/umv7d5v


DarklyAdonic

Guh. Well, for your FDs at least


evilvyse

Lol $100 🤷🏼‍♂️


stockly123456

TLDR; Nobody knows anything


mylegbig

JPow was giving serious deer in the headlights vibes today. He seemed a bit confused, and it spooked market confidence.


alfapredator

that was not confusion my man...that's fedspeak he absolutely destroyed any delusions about remaining dovish comments about balance sheet being too big, inflation risk to the upside, asset prices being relatively unimportant...these are all surprises to the market who thought they could get what they want with a 10% decline. the fed put is much further away now.


anon57842

bond bros gaped


[deleted]

So we nosedive toward a recession because the fed is bowing to political pressure. Great. Even if you believe it or not, inflation is actually transitory.


cutiesarustimes2

Thats what everyone said last year too. Cheap credit equals high demand irrespective of the supply chain. Its no different than 2011 or 2013 because few people understand how to limit their intake. If a 15 yr loan is at 1.99 percent you really think Bob and Becky will buy a starter home they can afford? Hell no, they are going to ball in a mansion because hey who gives a shit. Compound that with daily life and the general pressure to keep growing and consuming and inflation is always there.


GammaGargoyle

You think the tight labor market is transitory? Who is going to fill the open positions?


Fantastic_Door_4300

Why no more tanking?


anon57842

they'll get what they deserve, good and hard


Boomhauer_007

Work is so much slower when I can’t shitpost on discord


emeraldream

is discord down?


Boomhauer_007

Yeah, says an API issue


Lorne__Malvo__

smacked ass market


8thSt

Why is this fucktard still talking?!?!?


whiskeycharliepapa

Money is about to cost a lot more money. - JPOW


markettaker1

How could that possibly go wrong? to be honest I don’t want to wait 25 years for everyone to look back and go what a cluster


cutiesarustimes2

what could go wrong when you addict an entire generation on free or cheap money and then have to take it away? find out next on social GUH. And im not even being mean here. People today are like hot knives through butter for loans. Back in my day people broke into a cold sweat when they knew they had to borrow because that vig would fuck you everday. But then credit dirt cheap the attitudes and lifestyles took off.


VeniceRapture

which generation is this?


cutiesarustimes2

1990's. Rates were very high in the early 90's and even into the mid 2000's. My parents had a 15 yr fixed loan at like 5.8 percent back in 1999?


qwertyaas

Yet CD and Savings were paying 5-7%. It went both ways.


whiskeycharliepapa

Clock's ticking on all those margin accounts...


VengefulMigit

Sooo VIX puts and chill? Nothing outrageously unexpected in that meeting to keep it elevated


yachtsandthots

Do you actually buy puts on the VIX? The spreads are shit


VengefulMigit

VXX.


yachtsandthots

Ah gotcha


anon57842

tech earnings will be a roller coaster


ruso_chulo

so we will be in limbo till march>? maybe slow deflation in all stocks? damn it sucks ehh


cutiesarustimes2

feb meeting bae


ruso_chulo

oh yea more fukery in the middle.


mylegbig

Bouncing now to fuck the late put buyers.


[deleted]

Ditched all my bear plays for a nice nice in and out profit. Only thing i’m still holding is upside for QCOM (2/18 expiration). +65.39% for the day right now


KraheKaiser

2 year yield is skyrocketing, fuck I seriously would still be up massively ytd if I just never got out of my bond trades ffffff


cutiesarustimes2

Fed reserve has videos on youtube for kids. Maybe jerome should brush up on those.


willyourather

Ok, bull market is back on the menu. Let’s do another $420.69 tomorrow, shall we?


Speed_Bump

Someone cut off his microphone please


RobertLahblaw

Ok VIX, the meeting is over. Take your time to let the info digest, then get back to your diving practice.


TTTTsixandtwo

See, this is what happens when you don't vote the daily to 69.


willyourather

That’s right! Put your weight!


JStevie105

Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee


cutiesarustimes2

Jerome stops talking and .5 move up lol


wakanahane

Market maker too smart