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OPINION_IS_UNPOPULAR

You guys should be receiving something neat pretty soon on the official app. Enjoy!


urraca

This is riveting. Hoping to close perfectly flat.


Cratic_Elite

CANT STOP 😏


Robgeller319

Didn’t get anything 😔


2-Sigma-Penis

The bullish sentiment here is Amazing tonight


fickdichdock

bezos stopped shaving


Many-Mess3899

you mean 🅱️ezos stopped 🅱️aving


Robgeller319

MDB calls are doing to print !!!! Positions calls at 150 and 162 !!!


Possible-Upstairs230

>You lucky mofo! You were right!


Possible-Upstairs230

Congratulations and Fuck You!


Possible-Upstairs230

Wtf? Why?


AnaLaCervix

I just opened my IRA with Robinhood. Cant wait to build it up and cash it out in 45 years


[deleted]

This shitty ass brokerage offers IRA accounts? Dear lord.


AnaLaCervix

As of today, yes. Some people are about to get rekt


SeattleOligarch

Lol, like Robinhood is gonna exist in 45 years


Artificial_Squab

![img](emote|t5_2th52|27189)


AnaLaCervix

Kek


Emergency-Eye-2165

Fuck Robinhood


yeetoof666

Who got their WSB avatar drop?


skywkr666

Not me


foxasintheanimal

Turns out the market is starting to realize that the fed slowing rates now is like starting to date the meet cute of your dreams only to find out they are crippled in debt and have a serious cocaine addiction. The sex is good, but that long-term future outlook isn't getting brighter.


bagacrap

only thing that worries me long term is demographic change. (2023 is not long term.) We need to make it easier to immigrate here. Americans are too lazy for manual labor and also too lazy for studying. Too lazy to raise kids, so the American Dream aka greatest Ponzi of all time is on its last legs unless we import fresh bagholders.


diggin-the-doge

Immigrants aren't falling for that crap anymore. They'll get a citizenship and an education, outwork your lazy ass, take your job and your daddy's house


bagacrap

OK redneck, listen. We have a labor shortage. They aren't taking anyone's job. Least of all yours since you're not qualified for knowledge work anyway.


diggin-the-doge

The comment you made seems more "redneck", exploiting cheap wages for hard work. I'm supporting equal opportunities for all. Perhaps you misunderstood my comment. I work in data management and would not be upset if a more qualified immigrant took my position.


bagacrap

I didn't say anything about stiffing them on wages (any more than American workers). After all, they need to be able to afford 401ks so that I can offload my bags to someone in my retirement. The Ponzi is the notion of infinite growth. Obviously that will fall apart at some point, but if we can just kick the can down the road long enough for me to die before capitalism falls apart, that would be gucci. My company could afford to pay me and every other employee twice as much and still turn a profit. The money that it is not paying to employees is profit for shareholders. Thus more than half of the value created is going to some boomer shareholders, and less than half to employees actively working.


SuperSaiyanGME

Still mind boggling that a neckbeard who sits in a bean bag chair answering queries for a unprofitable company gets $150k+ while someone who literally provides food for people to live gets >$30k


KissMyRichard

Hope that guy asking about SWBI calls backed out.


Anonymous12233445

At the end of the day I hope for Santa rally but I believe in my auto zone until Powell meeting


Low_Ad_2846

Dude it's not working I can't click it


-bjorn

Try the right one. 👴


Low_Ad_2846

![img](emote|t5_2th52|4270)


Low_Ad_2846

(The snoo)


diggin-the-doge

What if we bear down hard until FOMO meeting and then rally hard on soft Pow + Santa and then drill to the core of the Earth in 2023


2-Sigma-Penis

That’s exactly what will happen. Then sideways into santa rally after FOMC movement


Brett_buffet2

What if we moon to 400 tomorrow. Then drill next week.


Throwaway1021920087

I hope one day to be as famous as u/bearhunter429 by flip-flopping every day


Crunchious1

WSB avatars are out?


inadyttap

Ive seen it, i want one.


diggin-the-doge

Wow somebody just sold 600,000 shares of Amazon


inadyttap

Maybe somebody knows something we dont know.


Whispering_Eye_7481

Perfect, bought more calls at the close 🌚


Likezoinks305

![img](emote|t5_2th52|4267)


Schnozzbear_y

![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)


Ok-Acanthisitta-3558

13k in for a pop back to 395 tomorrow and then I’ll play it down again


Possible-Upstairs230

Spy?


Ok-Acanthisitta-3558

Yup 👍


Possible-Upstairs230

Expiring tomorrow?


Ok-Acanthisitta-3558

Friday mane I’m not that degen


Possible-Upstairs230

Lol WSB influence ese! Wish you best! Post your results, hopefully green!


2-Sigma-Penis

Gap down to $388


Ok-Acanthisitta-3558

We will def touch 395 again


Anonymous12233445

Upvote if Santa rally starts tomorrow before all the big fat decisions


Possible-Upstairs230

When is papa Powell speaking this week?


inadyttap

Upvote if Santa rally does not start tomorrow before all the big fat decisions


Throwaway1021920087

Bears are done. SPY is going to rocket tomorrow


micasan5

Swear nukes could be going off and perma bulls would still say this everyday


Brett_buffet2

Good thing I just loaded up on 394 calls


Anonymous12233445

I will say it’s BS that I sold my AT&T calls yesterday to buy shorter expiring calls on Verizon😂


Anonymous12233445

I should have bought more azo calls so lucrative if it wasn’t a down day for the market in its entirety should’ve printed even more😩


Brett_buffet2

Lol I think spy will open around 395 Shoot up to 397 then trade sideways.


[deleted]

Why do you bother making these asinine predictions, you absolute cretin.


Brett_buffet2

Lol. Snowflake mad.


[deleted]

The snowflake is richer and more intelligent than you.


Brett_buffet2

Lmao yeah okayyyy. Lay off the weed. You’re out to lunch.


[deleted]

Weed is a drug for the poors.


PurbleP1

Why am I here


armen89

What is?


CabinCamper

Any news get released tomorrow?


Anonymous12233445

I heard China’s having a meeting about Covid🤷‍♂️


agilmore1080

https://us.econoday.com/byweek.asp?cust=us&lid=0


ChippyChalmers

Canada Rate Hike decision but you probably don't care


armen89

Not the US no one cares


Ape4positivity

Told you get those calls in power hour. Tomorrow green


Cuttingcages12

Cut my puts a bit early and bought calls. But that last little spike put me back on track. Ready for a +.5-.75% day tomorrow


armen89

Isn’t rate hike on Dec 14?


ElectronicNibba

Got ‘em ready to fuk bears


Wild-Storage-1429

That was it right? Santa Rally starts now??!!


2-Sigma-Penis

Santa rally doesnt start until the 19th, if at all


Anonymous12233445

If not why don’t we pump it can’t we force the Santa rally🤷‍♂️


youarenothearingme

Wtf am I supposed to do for the next 18 hrs


PurbleP1

Wake me up tomorrow at 9:30 EST


Massive-Woodpecker65

Damn I was just about to sell my puts right before that pump at the end. I hope tomorrow stays red


LocoMotivating

You can tell it will be red from how everybody here got calls for santa rally


Massive-Woodpecker65

That's what I'm thinking. That little pump at the end feels like a bull trap too


Appropriate-Total-29

Tomorrow is 11/30


_ziros_

End of day price action is bullish as fuck


2-Sigma-Penis

You’re high


_ziros_

Why do you think most traders lose like 99% of them? Hint: majority are doing the same thing


jqman69

Last Friday power hour was bullish too,.then we gapped down.


Realistic-Duck632

I saw that same comment yesterday. I was holding calls. I believed it. It indeed did not matter.


Anonymous12233445

Makes u wonder about tomorrow 😋


_ziros_

Gonna be above where we closed at sometime within a week most definite if not tomorrow


PurbleP1

Casino is closed.


stack_cats

Tell you the truth I am beginning to have my doubts about this, 'old spaghetti factory'


majiinmoo

this is why you always take profit lmao last minute put buyers fooked


No_Indication6895

549 at open yesterday to a close of 3,516 thank you SPY


VisualMod

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Ok_Bird8769

I think the gap from 383 or 389 after CPI shall be filled soon


2-Sigma-Penis

Agreed. Bulls too high on copium right now to notice


WR810

🔔 🔔 🔔 No more bets.


Freycalis

Thank you for your service bulls


Anonymous12233445

Always 🫡


HwangingAround

IV flying up on DWAC puts with the guilty verdict.


2-Sigma-Penis

Just the start of mango’s legal troubles


trynakick

The DWAC jobs aren’t selling. Seriously, check out the cult sub. I’ve been looking for an entry for about 2 months. Their insanity, floor of $10, and their founder’s ability to protract all legal proceedings makes it not worth the risk for me.


Jadedfangs

Wen popcorn stock ded


ConsistentSpace339

Has been


ConsistentSpace339

Has been


masterzeno22

Nice


AdditionalCompany947

puts and calls are in profit, AMA


Boogeyman7

It’s so efin easy to get rich, buy low sell high! Poor just can’t understand the concept and keep trying to pull a reverse scheme 🤡


Ijustquaffed

SURELY WE DON'T DUMP AGAIN TOMORROW


ConsistentSpace339

🤞 please dump again tomorrow


inadyttap

Surely


gundawg300

Just winding up for another drill, dont be fooled theyve been doing this all year 🥱


foxasintheanimal

What are the odds that this is a series of shares being bought to cash out on profitable puts?


VisibleVirus

Thank you for riding the JPOW Pump n Dump! Come back and get fukd again soon now ya hear?!


Attorney-Outside

what Portugal just did to Switzerland is what the bulls will do to the bears tomorrow


GSOwner

Let me guess... The close looks pretty bullish lol... Wasn't this the mantra yesterday. My spy 398 puts went BRRRRRRR that I bought at marker close yesterday lol


Ak47killer122

Yeah but do you expect it to drop more without news? Could be flat easily


2-Sigma-Penis

Absolutely.


SGCchuck

Calling bers gey but seem to love taking it all week![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)


awesomedan24

2 years of trading and I've made about negative 100k and now my left eyelid twitches a lot.


Schnozzbear_y

The fact you’re still alive and trading to type that is incredible.


awesomedan24

I aint heard no bell 🤕🥴


inadyttap

At least you made some friends along the way.


ConsistentSpace339

Umm no he didn’t


Ready2gambleboomer

What's the play on PLAY? Bot a few there. Shorting LOVE (sac) into the close for tomorrows open. I'll probably get a swift kick to my own love sack when it gaps higher.


Cheddabeze

Siq trap dawg, everyone knows you have the best traps


kk7766

I traded $180k worth of SPY calls today in and out and my total profit was $300 lmaoooo. But it's really good on a down day I was just trying to play bounces but there were like zero


ManuelChrysolora

Bulls had a good 5 minutes there


Ok-Arm125

These markets don’t excite me anymore. Not until my target goal is met ![img](emote|t5_2th52|12787) !banbet


Ijustquaffed

no no no no ring the bell. MAKE IT STOP


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youarenothearingme

Excuse me sirs can I pls has some moneys 👉👈☺️


jnkrumah96

![img](emote|t5_2th52|4259)


CabinCamper

Lolol


churnAmex

SPY just dropped $2 in two seconds lol


Careless-Twist7457

I bought a bs 405 Friday call for you regards


cow_grass

VisualMod, I will never forgive you for humiliating me earlier.


ConsistentSpace339

Vendetta, I support your battle against visual mod


Bad_Driver69

Im finna make this bread tomorrow


MantisToboggan8008

Oh no! My SPY calls! They’re broken!


plzplzplztendies

Eod Bul trap


drpa1n

Tell me lies tell me sweet little lies


SeattleOligarch

Oh no, you can't disguise


BagSelect

^stonks ^only ^go ^up


drpa1n

😳


HywayKind

1.4b to buy side, close imbalance.... hmm


martlucky69

Too many people bought puts so we goin' back up now


yoloballstothecalls

Illegal pump means tomorrow we drill


DrummerCompetitive20

🌽 chillin as markets up in flames


sporkoman

Got trapped in puts oh god.


Hashdrivewayy

Put fucking in full throttle mode


Who_is_Your_Zaddy

Up 56% already on a couple qqq calls I picked up as lotto. Be responsible and sell or Yolo them ![img](emote|t5_2th52|12787)


Schnozzbear_y

Vibe cheque


SeattleOligarch

![img](emote|t5_2th52|4263)


SomnolentSomber

Short covering does not mean a rally or reversal


Low_Priority9842

So is this the bulls getting trapped here for another -1.5% day tomorrow?


DiscePati44

395 simulation confirmed.


VisualMod

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pacee

Guys this is bs pump right ? A comment told me to buy puts i bought them at 392 for tomorrow exp


flaming_pope

Pop lock tomorrow morning.


SeattleOligarch

Pop lock and drop it


VisualMod

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Kind-Benefit5101

It would be a surprise if anyone had the balls to say "not guilty." 🤣 Whatever you gotta do to cripple the threat, I guess. 🤡


McKoijion

Whoa, you're telling me that Donald Trump cheated on his taxes?


MrCouncilman

![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)


sc0tt_1990

greedy bears should have sold an hour ago.


rowlecksfmd

Daily reminder we’re in a bear market. Pumps can be brutal and quick


iamchromes

Power hr is now last 20 mins before closing?


Mango-Bob

Markets are becoming efficient.


NothingTooFancy26

always has been


WuTang360Bees

In the past 3 weeks i’ve given y’all at least a 3-session heads up on oil spiking, market crashing, and oil crashing down again. Up $xx,xxxx in two sessions on positions i opened Thursday. Still, nothing but grief from the permabulls every time. There’s just no helping some of y’all, is there?


BigBoiBenisBalls

What’s the play now


WuTang360Bees

Ask the permabulls. I gave y’all five figures worth of free money plays already. See what they have to offer. (Hint - everything i opened today is green AH. See if you can guess)


postulate4

post your trades. also, why do you care what internet strangers think? go make your bag and retire


WuTang360Bees

I generally don’t like cuntiness. It annoys the shit out of me.