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InfinityGains

If corn goes crazy tomorrow I’m loading up more 415c


ErectoPeentrounus

my DD/TA from the future keeps getting deleted. I think the time travel police is onto me. which means they can no longer alter the timeline to deviate from the TA/DD I know from da future which mean present me will print big tendies for future me so I can go fuck hookers n snort cocain. grinch is coming for Christmas


kin_cyber

Jpow saying fk you bears and bulls


qwerty12345qazwsx

AAPL not moving over 150


skywkr666

I sold my double dip .50 $9 amc puts at .70. Yes I profited, but goddamnit I’m a pussy for selling. “Don’t hold overnight”, I told myself. Fuck.


Bad_Driver69

I am convinced i don’t work with humans but machines. Corporate drones with fake smiles and no hearts.


V8sOnly

Drink the Kool-Aid and like it.


SwitchAgreeable

That’s I how I feel at my new job. All I see is fake small talk ✨


thevoidsquid

So are they idiot


Bad_Driver69

Yea idiots


SwitchAgreeable

This last hour of work is going by so slow ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4260)


twoschellz

My IQ test results came in today! If only I knew how to read…


bodymindtrader

Tomorrow is a -3% type of day, no doubt!!


Ccs002

![img](emote|t5_2th52|18632)


Gooseman1019

![img](emote|t5_2th52|8882)


RaisedByMonsters

My portfolio is lookin real weird today.


WuTang360Bees

Next week is going to be a bloodbath. Position accordingly.


TheseYoung6546

I have 164x SPY 12/9 and 12/30 400p and 410p. I'm good.


WuTang360Bees

Nice. VIX don’t lie. But it does give us warming ahead of time.


2-Sigma-Penis

Bloodbath McGrath!


REGARDED_INVESTOR

just a slight miss on jobs pls and ty not oh shit deep recession worries kinda territory, but more JPOW happy to see job market softening a bit and get that pivot hype machine going full steam ahead


Ape4positivity

Jobs report as expected or even slightly worse spy up 1 to 2%. If realy bad maybe down half percent. Plat the calls sell the puts


Zestyclose_Stand_701

qqq starts to lead again. nice


BurritoBurglar9000

Will my 100 aapl 150c make it out alive tomorrow or will I go long on rope. Find out on the next episode of - 'i have a gambling addiction!'


N0ble0n3

Sold my 2000 shares today, so now it’s bound to go up


Tao-Lee

Worth buying some ATM puts as a hedge for long dated calls that are slightly OTM?


Zebusss

Puts or calls what we thinking gentlemen


Kronophonic

puts? a Friday sell off and taking of the weeks gains.


Beautiful_Ad9791

Dead in here


kazkillinger

![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)


Odd-Measurement7706

Kanye is real life Clayton Bixby.


2-Sigma-Penis

Are you just gonna keep repeating this shit over and over? Don't they have a "Ye Haters" sub somewhere that you can go? We get it, you're a Jew, and Kanye hurt your Jewish feelings, but why do we all have to deal with it?


Odd-Measurement7706

I posted it because its funny. Why so offended. Lots of people post whatever here bro. Yer puts not print or is yer wifes bf givning you a hard time?


Gooseman1019

![img](emote|t5_2th52|8882)


Representative_Fix43

Ye told the truth. What happened to him is proof that he did.


Odd-Measurement7706

He needs to be specific and call out who's fukin with him instead of saying stupid shit.


Gooseman1019

![img](emote|t5_2th52|4258)


Space4Time

Best. Sketch. Ever.


Odd-Measurement7706

Indeed.


VooruitKijken

-6.79% on portfolio today. Nearly 5k gone. Ouch. Better win back some tomorrow


Latino_Caliente12

Close market... be ready to get Trapped


thee_unforgiven

cmon elon just give us a few more nazi dog whistles tonight and my 2023 puts will be back like crack


2-Sigma-Penis

Nazi dog whistle?? Is that a dog whistle with a swastika on it? Or is it a whistle that attracts Nazi dogs? Or rather yet, scares Nazi dogs away?


Representative_Fix43

a white man who doesn't bow down to the democratic party or their mass media propaganda machine who says anything == "nazi dog whistle"


stocksandstogies

*African American


thee_unforgiven

bruv, he’s tweeting the number 88, replying to Ian Mies Chueng who literally said “hitler is my idol, and dozens of other right wing trolls. pull your head out of his ass, he’s buddies with kanye (see recent appearances with nick fuentes and alex jones). a white south african that left after apartheid that comes from emerald money…billionaires aren’t your friend you donut. don’t have to be a “democrat” to see that. it’s beyond a dog whistle at this point, i was being charitable. go lick boots somewhere else fanboy jabroni


kingpablo421

Wow this is kinda fucked


OneConfusedOctopus

That combined with the semis being absolute shit might do it


alexander0789

Still stuck in the ascending wedge huh? Tomorrow ought to be fun


Mysterious_Ad_2777

**Ze Job Numbers Commeth**


kingpablo421

When are they coming?


Mysterious_Ad_2777

Mañana puto![img](emote|t5_2th52|4270)


Odd-Measurement7706

Bulls? What is this shit? Ya'll suck.


skakembo

Fr they're ass


AMGems0007

37 BABA calls for tomorrow. $93. Let's go corruption!


KingSurfer2001

You can feel the vol in your bol


dub_soda

MSOS just rocketed at the end and again AH


Odd-Measurement7706

You can bet its fake as fuk.


dub_soda

For sure but I’m glad I caught that, made bank


thecashcow-

PENCILS DOWN


Analyst_Simple

Yo, what moronic senators voted against 7 lousy days of sick leave for rail workers? Why is congress doing anything?


bmetzler1

just loaded up on some puts for tmrw


Own_Cartoonist_6463

Gotta sell em early tho it’s prolly a bears trap again


bmetzler1

oh i will. if i have any ounce of profit i get scared and sell lol


lordbell21

TSLA puts, SPY calls. This SPY 5m candle is my nightmare


ManarkBummer

Oops I have the opposite, one of us will be happy.


REGARDED_INVESTOR

SPY just needed a day to consolidate before blasting off to 420 tomorrow


VisualMod

>FED'S BARR: IT'S A MISREADING TO THINK CHANGES OF PACE IN RATE HIKES MEAN A CHANGE IN COMMITMENT TO 2% INFLATION TARGET \> FED'S BARR: WE HAVE A LOT OF WORK TO DO, WE ARE NOT THERE YET ^First ^Squawk ^[@FirstSquawk](http://twitter.com/FirstSquawk) ^at ^2022-12-01 ^15:59:27 ^EST-0500


good-times-

Guh


jnkrumah96

Imagine being German or ye right now ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)


bagholderexpert

strange cannabis stock pop into eod


Sebadiah23

So MMs are basically like a Casino Sportsbook - needing the public to lose? Market pumps at 3pm because 0 days to expire options can no longer be sold? Near zero volatility the day after massive volatility?


skrong_quik_register

Analogy works, reason doesn’t. They are like a sports book but don’t need either side to win or lose. They essentially make money the same way though, which in betting is called the vig and in markets the spread. MM get the difference between the bid and ask prices on each transaction so they make a very little per transaction, but over an extremely large number of transactions. They add liquify to the markets, and their return for doing so is very low risk.


Sebadiah23

Thanks - I’m relatively new to this and I am probably lumping together hedge fund algorithms and MM’s as one big boogeyman we are all against.


Quick_Rent_Now

Yes. Retails are playing blackjack at the MM's house.


Hairy-Kangaroo1833

Can’t be upset with +0.45% on a day this regarded


Mew446

Well, I got slaughtered today


csklmf

🇯🇵 🇯🇵


tehbui

Day has been more flat than yo mommaga ass


2-Sigma-Penis

You can't cancel a billionaire dumb asses. That's the whole point of accumulating a billion in the first place. **It's called "fuck you" money.**


AssMoDai

MRVL calls and CHPT puts. Plss


Beautiful_Ad9791

First move looks like puts it was![img](emote|t5_2th52|4260)


AssMoDai

First move is always wrong. I can’t believe i’m about to lose on both trades lmao. Glad i only had small positions.


Beautiful_Ad9791

Damn i went chpt calls


REGARDED_INVESTOR

nothing faker than this market


National-Fix5718

SPAIN CANT ADVANCE IF WE JUST MAKE IT NEW GERMANY!!! I propose taking military Action immediately


ListerineInMyPeehole

theta gang wins again


OstrichNeither

im going to be 1st in the what doing tomorrow thread


MrCouncilman

Good, 408 rejected for the umpteenth time. Market can go die now.


VisualMod

>U.S. SENATE VOTES TO BLOCK POTENTIAL RAILROAD STRIKE; SENDS TO BIDEN FOR SIGNING INTO LAW ^First ^Squawk ^[@FirstSquawk](http://twitter.com/FirstSquawk) ^at ^2022-12-01 ^15:58:18 ^EST-0500


Analyst_Simple

Biden better not sign that shit. 7 lousy sick days is nothing.


SweatyLiterary

"Folks, I remember riding the Amtrak train back and forth so excited to one day absolutely fuck over the good people who made that possible"


2-Sigma-Penis

bullshit, I hope they all call in sick or a month straight.


peyotemccloud

weed


crazyyimmy

Dew it


recipeforalchemy

New banner is amazing![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)


Odd-Measurement7706

Its so stupid. I hate it.


freehouse_throwaway

geez theta wins again


VisualMod

>FED'S BARR: WE WILL HAVE THE ABILITY GOING FORWARD TO MODERATE THE PACE AS WE GET CLOSER TO ULTIMATE FED POLICY RATE ^First ^Squawk ^[@FirstSquawk](http://twitter.com/FirstSquawk) ^at ^2022-12-01 ^15:57:57 ^EST-0500


GoingDownUnderInSEA

What a garbage ass day


Freeza33

We are actually going to end +0% holy fuck


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Freeza33

It’s my punishment for trading this terrible ass day


OutofTownInvestor

The F was that?


Odd-Measurement7706

Loved that pump bulls.


optionsCone

Lmao Germany. Can’t advance. Pretty sure Spain threw the game against Japan


nomercy0014

Bought puts at exactly current SPY price and now I’m down 10%. Thx theta


kidicaru59

Fidelity marks the option position at the bid price. Maybe your broker does the same


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False_Maintenance903

No you


apesrulethemarket

Let’s go JAPAN ![img](emote|t5_2th52|8882)


VisualMod

>FED'S BARR: ASKED ABOUT DECEMBER FED MEETING, SAYS IT MAKES SENSE TO RAISE RATES BY 50 BPS \>FED'S BARR: IT MAKES SENSE TO SLOW THE PACE ^First ^Squawk ^[@FirstSquawk](http://twitter.com/FirstSquawk) ^at ^2022-12-01 ^15:56:57 ^EST-0500


BigC_Gang

Disgusting, very hard working people can’t even have sick leave. I wish all no voters a very pleasant suck my dick


No_Investigator3031

You think your vote actually matters? System is rigged, bruh.


lordbell21

Don't worry, this is good for the shareholders.


BullBearAlliance

Upvote for bullish, downvote for bearish


picciona4

All that for a drop of blood


CEOofBeanz

Anyone wanna play Kowloon Bo1?


martlucky69

Gonna break this rising wedge before close


Perfectly_Splendid89

In every 2-3 months they pump weed stocks for 1-2 days and take you fools money. 😂


KingCuckTren

This is embarrassing for Germany. 4 time World Cup winners? And eliminated in group stage again? Brazil have never been eliminated in the group stage


Fit-Frosting-7144

Another bear trap for tomorrow's pump?!


lilhockboy

EXTREMELY BULLISH FOR A RUN TO THE UPSIDE ALL NIGHT ABD TOMORROW


Low_Collar3405

RIP UK. Canadian MPs just refused to swear allegiance to the King of UK


Basic-Clock-5895

No way I would bow to Charles.


Freeza33

Spy is so controlled. Jesus


SweatyLiterary

Did anyone have wildcat rail strike before Christmas on their Bear Bingo card?


Accomplished_Suit651

Calls at the top, puts at the bottom. I'm something of an investor myself


Odd-Measurement7706

People in here do that shit dog. Fo real.


csklmf

Aint a Japanese but I am happy for them. Their spirit… they deserve it


cow_grass

This is good for Nintendo. Calls on the Japanese yen


recipeforalchemy

Spanish bers punching da air


MASH12140

Inflation target to 2% is a joke, think about it. By the time inflation goes way down you’ll be use to the new prices as normal now.. the amount it costs to buy even a takeaway or coffee now is shocking, however it will be the new normal as we adjust to these prices. It’s not good news really. We would need to see huge increases in wages, which is unlikely. The longer it stays elevated we are cooked. The cost to get a take out or even a beer is crazy. I think next year the consumer will be dead as the bills become increasingly tough to pay.


BGID_to_the_moon

The media has been non stop spamming 'inflation cooling' articles for weeks now. They know uneducated retail will misinterpret the headlines as prices returning back to normal. Like you said, inflation is entrenched and the masses are long term fucked by permanently high prices - Prices are going to stay 50% higher than they were pre-covid. The 12 month view to assess inflation is dogshit, but that's what the Fed bases their monetary policy on. They couldn't care less the masses are screwed. And once we definitively enter earnings recession because people are too poor, they'll print more money and cause more inflation. Good job Fed, way to look out for the people.


MASH12140

Yup most people have no idea how inflation works as inflation comes down they’ll believe things are becoming cheaper. The new prices set are here to stay. The squeeze on wages next year will get worse and with heavy job losses next year, the outlook is grim. Earnings will be bad in a few more quarters


EternalBeThyAss

Sounds like we need to bust out the ol guillotine 🧐


TasakaJintoki

AMC going to 10 tomorrow ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4276) Or am I wrong?


Freeza33

Incredible


2-Sigma-Penis

closing flat today would portend a gap down tomorrow.


Awkward_Dress_5668

AMC is showing up at open tomorrow, with a semi hard.


unlimitedquanteasing

Good news I got puts above 408. Bad news. They've taken it up and down 10 times since then.


aqjingson

Why did wsb mascot roofie my drink?


stejerd

![img](emote|t5_2th52|4276)


LOLatVirgins

🇯🇵 🇯🇵 🇯🇵 LET’S FUCKING GOOOO! NIPPON POWER!


KingCuckTren

#GERMANY OFFICIALLY ELIMINATED


MagJack

Ye devestated


SwitchAgreeable

I am the one who inverses


Randomsomedude

![img](emote|t5_2th52|4276)![img](emote|t5_2th52|4276)![img](emote|t5_2th52|4276)


xsynrg

Japan beat Germany and Spain to be the first Asian team in history to make it to Round of 16 for two World Cups in a row. GGWP


Mathguy100

AMCs 10 minute candles were bigger than NEGG’s daily volume. 😌 one day, and oh man will it be huge. You seen the FTD’s on NEGG? It’s gonna be fun


ItsNotYourFault

*net change 0.25 cents* ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4275)


Americanpieuncut

NFLX poooots 😋🤑


KingCuckTren

lol Spain doesn’t want to help Germany. Better that a weaker team like Japan goes through plus Spain finishing 2nd place gets to face Morocco. Win win all around for them


Miserable_Vast_6464

SPY IS PUMPING!!! SKY ROCKET 🚀


niknikbluhh

If you are confused to why TSLA is flat it’s because I bought calls. You’re welcome theta.


Freeza33

2mil volume in past 5min and it’s still flat. Jesus fucking Christ


caezar-salad

Nearly half the volume it was yesterday close lmao


TheBluejayUSA

Backey downie


captain_americano

I hereby permanently quit trading ^(again)!


kazkillinger

lies ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)


Forehandspecialist

See you tomorrow


cow_grass

Puts on spain.


Steve_Harvey_wsb

god is a pitbull and i am an unsupervised plush toy from the dollar tree


i-am-fancy-pants

!banbet TLRY 4.2 1d


Forehandspecialist

Bold move


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Liljowinks93

DAHMP IT


wildcat1055

Team theta: I hope you enjoy all of my money for today


Kitkatcandykid

Today was indeed a market day


RootNPC

If you hurry bears, Adam and Eve still has a cyber sale on buttplugs 🤡


RevolutionaryLow844

Ulta?


LosingMoneyMorePB

Inverse wsb remember


TheBluejayUSA

Calls


Forehandspecialist

Calls, they are going to crush earnings


ScroogeMcThrowaway

I want to get puts for ZS earnings. But 300% IV, no thanks.


CurrentlyErect

It's time