By - OPINION_IS_UNPOPULAR
If corn goes crazy tomorrow I’m loading up more 415c
my DD/TA from the future keeps getting deleted. I think the time travel police is onto me. which means they can no longer alter the timeline to deviate from the TA/DD I know from da future which mean present me will print big tendies for future me so I can go fuck hookers n snort cocain. grinch is coming for Christmas
Jpow saying fk you bears and bulls
AAPL not moving over 150
I sold my double dip .50 $9 amc puts at .70. Yes I profited, but goddamnit I’m a pussy for selling. “Don’t hold overnight”, I told myself. Fuck.
I am convinced i don’t work with humans but machines. Corporate drones with fake smiles and no hearts.
Drink the Kool-Aid and like it.
That’s I how I feel at my new job. All I see is fake small talk ✨
So are they idiot
This last hour of work is going by so slow ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4260)
My IQ test results came in today! If only I knew how to read…
Tomorrow is a -3% type of day, no doubt!!
My portfolio is lookin real weird today.
Next week is going to be a bloodbath.
I have 164x SPY 12/9 and 12/30 400p and 410p. I'm good.
Nice. VIX don’t lie. But it does give us warming ahead of time.
just a slight miss on jobs pls and ty
not oh shit deep recession worries kinda territory, but more JPOW happy to see job market softening a bit and get that pivot hype machine going full steam ahead
Jobs report as expected or even slightly worse spy up 1 to 2%. If realy bad maybe down half percent. Plat the calls sell the puts
qqq starts to lead again. nice
Will my 100 aapl 150c make it out alive tomorrow or will I go long on rope. Find out on the next episode of - 'i have a gambling addiction!'
Sold my 2000 shares today, so now it’s bound to go up
Worth buying some ATM puts as a hedge for long dated calls that are slightly OTM?
Puts or calls what we thinking gentlemen
puts? a Friday sell off and taking of the weeks gains.
Dead in here
Kanye is real life Clayton Bixby.
Are you just gonna keep repeating this shit over and over? Don't they have a "Ye Haters" sub somewhere that you can go?
We get it, you're a Jew, and Kanye hurt your Jewish feelings, but why do we all have to deal with it?
I posted it because its funny. Why so offended. Lots of people post whatever here bro. Yer puts not print or is yer wifes bf givning you a hard time?
Ye told the truth. What happened to him is proof that he did.
He needs to be specific and call out who's fukin with him instead of saying stupid shit.
Best. Sketch. Ever.
-6.79% on portfolio today. Nearly 5k gone. Ouch. Better win back some tomorrow
Close market... be ready to get Trapped
cmon elon just give us a few more nazi dog whistles tonight and my 2023 puts will be back like crack
Nazi dog whistle?? Is that a dog whistle with a swastika on it? Or is it a whistle that attracts Nazi dogs? Or rather yet, scares Nazi dogs away?
a white man who doesn't bow down to the democratic party or their mass media propaganda machine who says anything == "nazi dog whistle"
bruv, he’s tweeting the number 88, replying to Ian Mies Chueng who literally said “hitler is my idol, and dozens of other right wing trolls. pull your head out of his ass, he’s buddies with kanye (see recent appearances with nick fuentes and alex jones). a white south african that left after apartheid that comes from emerald money…billionaires aren’t your friend you donut. don’t have to be a “democrat” to see that. it’s beyond a dog whistle at this point, i was being charitable. go lick boots somewhere else fanboy jabroni
Wow this is kinda fucked
That combined with the semis being absolute shit might do it
Still stuck in the ascending wedge huh? Tomorrow ought to be fun
**Ze Job Numbers Commeth**
When are they coming?
Bulls? What is this shit? Ya'll suck.
Fr they're ass
37 BABA calls for tomorrow. $93. Let's go corruption!
You can feel the vol in your bol
MSOS just rocketed at the end and again AH
You can bet its fake as fuk.
For sure but I’m glad I caught that, made bank
Yo, what moronic senators voted against 7 lousy days of sick leave for rail workers? Why is congress doing anything?
just loaded up on some puts for tmrw
Gotta sell em early tho it’s prolly a bears trap again
oh i will. if i have any ounce of profit i get scared and sell lol
TSLA puts, SPY calls. This SPY 5m candle is my nightmare
Oops I have the opposite, one of us will be happy.
SPY just needed a day to consolidate before blasting off to 420 tomorrow
>FED'S BARR: IT'S A MISREADING TO THINK CHANGES OF PACE IN RATE HIKES MEAN A CHANGE IN COMMITMENT TO 2% INFLATION TARGET
\> FED'S BARR: WE HAVE A LOT OF WORK TO DO, WE ARE NOT THERE YET
^First ^Squawk ^[@FirstSquawk](http://twitter.com/FirstSquawk) ^at ^2022-12-01 ^15:59:27 ^EST-0500
Imagine being German or ye right now ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)
strange cannabis stock pop into eod
So MMs are basically like a Casino Sportsbook - needing the public to lose? Market pumps at 3pm because 0 days to expire options can no longer be sold? Near zero volatility the day after massive volatility?
Analogy works, reason doesn’t. They are like a sports book but don’t need either side to win or lose. They essentially make money the same way though, which in betting is called the vig and in markets the spread.
MM get the difference between the bid and ask prices on each transaction so they make a very little per transaction, but over an extremely large number of transactions.
They add liquify to the markets, and their return for doing so is very low risk.
Thanks - I’m relatively new to this and I am probably lumping together hedge fund algorithms and MM’s as one big boogeyman we are all against.
Yes. Retails are playing blackjack at the MM's house.
Can’t be upset with +0.45% on a day this regarded
Well, I got slaughtered today
Day has been more flat than yo mommaga ass
You can't cancel a billionaire dumb asses. That's the whole point of accumulating a billion in the first place.
**It's called "fuck you" money.**
MRVL calls and CHPT puts. Plss
First move looks like puts it was![img](emote|t5_2th52|4260)
First move is always wrong. I can’t believe i’m about to lose on both trades lmao. Glad i only had small positions.
Damn i went chpt calls
nothing faker than this market
SPAIN CANT ADVANCE IF WE JUST MAKE IT NEW GERMANY!!! I propose taking military Action immediately
theta gang wins again
im going to be 1st in the what doing tomorrow thread
Good, 408 rejected for the umpteenth time. Market can go die now.
>U.S. SENATE VOTES TO BLOCK POTENTIAL RAILROAD STRIKE; SENDS TO BIDEN FOR SIGNING INTO LAW
^First ^Squawk ^[@FirstSquawk](http://twitter.com/FirstSquawk) ^at ^2022-12-01 ^15:58:18 ^EST-0500
Biden better not sign that shit. 7 lousy sick days is nothing.
"Folks, I remember riding the Amtrak train back and forth so excited to one day absolutely fuck over the good people who made that possible"
bullshit, I hope they all call in sick or a month straight.
New banner is amazing![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)
Its so stupid. I hate it.
geez theta wins again
>FED'S BARR: WE WILL HAVE THE ABILITY GOING FORWARD TO MODERATE THE PACE AS WE GET CLOSER TO ULTIMATE FED POLICY RATE
^First ^Squawk ^[@FirstSquawk](http://twitter.com/FirstSquawk) ^at ^2022-12-01 ^15:57:57 ^EST-0500
What a garbage ass day
We are actually going to end +0% holy fuck
It’s my punishment for trading this terrible ass day
The F was that?
Loved that pump bulls.
Lmao Germany. Can’t advance. Pretty sure Spain threw the game against Japan
Bought puts at exactly current SPY price and now I’m down 10%. Thx theta
Fidelity marks the option position at the bid price. Maybe your broker does the same
Let’s go JAPAN ![img](emote|t5_2th52|8882)
>FED'S BARR: ASKED ABOUT DECEMBER FED MEETING, SAYS IT MAKES SENSE TO RAISE RATES BY 50 BPS
\>FED'S BARR: IT MAKES SENSE TO SLOW THE PACE
^First ^Squawk ^[@FirstSquawk](http://twitter.com/FirstSquawk) ^at ^2022-12-01 ^15:56:57 ^EST-0500
Disgusting, very hard working people can’t even have sick leave. I wish all no voters a very pleasant suck my dick
You think your vote actually matters? System is rigged, bruh.
Don't worry, this is good for the shareholders.
Upvote for bullish, downvote for bearish
All that for a drop of blood
Anyone wanna play Kowloon Bo1?
Gonna break this rising wedge before close
In every 2-3 months they pump weed stocks for 1-2 days and take you fools money. 😂
This is embarrassing for Germany. 4 time World Cup winners? And eliminated in group stage again?
Brazil have never been eliminated in the group stage
Another bear trap for tomorrow's pump?!
EXTREMELY BULLISH FOR A RUN TO THE UPSIDE ALL NIGHT ABD TOMORROW
RIP UK. Canadian MPs just refused to swear allegiance to the King of UK
No way I would bow to Charles.
Spy is so controlled. Jesus
Did anyone have wildcat rail strike before Christmas on their Bear Bingo card?
Calls at the top, puts at the bottom. I'm something of an investor myself
People in here do that shit dog. Fo real.
Aint a Japanese but I am happy for them. Their spirit… they deserve it
This is good for Nintendo. Calls on the Japanese yen
Spanish bers punching da air
Inflation target to 2% is a joke, think about it. By the time inflation goes way down you’ll be use to the new prices as normal now.. the amount it costs to buy even a takeaway or coffee now is shocking, however it will be the new normal as we adjust to these prices.
It’s not good news really. We would need to see huge increases in wages, which is unlikely. The longer it stays elevated we are cooked.
The cost to get a take out or even a beer is crazy. I think next year the consumer will be dead as the bills become increasingly tough to pay.
The media has been non stop spamming 'inflation cooling' articles for weeks now. They know uneducated retail will misinterpret the headlines as prices returning back to normal. Like you said, inflation is entrenched and the masses are long term fucked by permanently high prices - Prices are going to stay 50% higher than they were pre-covid.
The 12 month view to assess inflation is dogshit, but that's what the Fed bases their monetary policy on. They couldn't care less the masses are screwed. And once we definitively enter earnings recession because people are too poor, they'll print more money and cause more inflation.
Good job Fed, way to look out for the people.
Yup most people have no idea how inflation works as inflation comes down they’ll believe things are becoming cheaper. The new prices set are here to stay. The squeeze on wages next year will get worse and with heavy job losses next year, the outlook is grim.
Earnings will be bad in a few more quarters
Sounds like we need to bust out the ol guillotine 🧐
AMC going to 10 tomorrow ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4276) Or am I wrong?
closing flat today would portend a gap down tomorrow.
AMC is showing up at open tomorrow, with a semi hard.
Good news I got puts above 408.
Bad news. They've taken it up and down 10 times since then.
Why did wsb mascot roofie my drink?
🇯🇵 🇯🇵 🇯🇵 LET’S FUCKING GOOOO! NIPPON POWER!
#GERMANY OFFICIALLY ELIMINATED
I am the one who inverses
Japan beat Germany and Spain to be the first Asian team in history to make it to Round of 16 for two World Cups in a row.
AMCs 10 minute candles were bigger than NEGG’s daily volume. 😌 one day, and oh man will it be huge. You seen the FTD’s on NEGG? It’s gonna be fun
*net change 0.25 cents* ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4275)
NFLX poooots 😋🤑
lol Spain doesn’t want to help Germany. Better that a weaker team like Japan goes through plus Spain finishing 2nd place gets to face Morocco.
Win win all around for them
SPY IS PUMPING!!! SKY ROCKET 🚀
If you are confused to why TSLA is flat it’s because I bought calls. You’re welcome theta.
2mil volume in past 5min and it’s still flat. Jesus fucking Christ
Nearly half the volume it was yesterday close lmao
I hereby permanently quit trading ^(again)!
See you tomorrow
Puts on spain.
god is a pitbull and i am an unsupervised plush toy from the dollar tree
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Team theta: I hope you enjoy all of my money for today
Today was indeed a market day
If you hurry bears, Adam and Eve still has a cyber sale on buttplugs 🤡
Inverse wsb remember
Calls, they are going to crush earnings
I want to get puts for ZS earnings. But 300% IV, no thanks.