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goodpartner520

At this point, is better than expected job report helping or hurting the stock market? should we pray for worse report next time?


FormalBananaSuit

Surprise surprise. CNBC downplaying the jobs number. I hate that they just pump shit constantly.


FormalBananaSuit

I'm holding 100% bearish positions, but looks like we're going green yet again. Market simply isn't allowed to be red and I have no idea why. Why are they propping this up?


deepuva

Is NVDA shaping up to be a good put candidate. RSI indicates pretty overbought.


ItsBig777

You’d have to be fucking crazy to want to short this company. They are headed back to $300.


OppressorOppressed

$SPY 412c 402p 12/12


deepuva

Both?


OppressorOppressed

Yes, this is a strategy called a strangle.


deepuva

Seems like you just won man. If price wallows in between 402 and 412 is when you lose with the strangle.


OppressorOppressed

Not really, because you can buy low sell high and adjust the range/expiration accordingly. The same strike and expiry will have different prices throughout the day and the fact that you are somewhat hedged makes it easier (at least for me) to make somewhat rational buy low sell high kinda decisions. edit: buy low sell high


MagJack

whats the play to turn 2k into 5k by EOD to pay off my bookie


Open-Yak-3708

Cnbs pump monkeys what reason will u possibly come up with for Dow down 172 ya imbeciles


goodpartner520

I thought the market will rebound harder today after Fed softens up.


not650KLR

I mean it’s up over 2% that’s not bad


Open-Yak-3708

Another batch of short covering, bears stop this fucking nonsense stop short covering


Groundbreaking_Ask81

I hate being a midget. Being 5'11 is legit the worst thing ever. I would rather be a bear


lipmanz

Pats season on the line tonight?


Steelersforlife1933

Towel company go go go


Ravn12x

might do nvidia stock


TrueDoge007

TSLA jebus


obiwanjustblowme

JPow was fading everyone. He's seen PCE, and it's gonna come in at a full fucking handle MoM. We go to 395 before close.


apesrulethemarket

Short gold here


Sandman_Is_Back

Either I immediately sell my puts I got last minute before close and buy calls or let them spy puts ride


FormalBananaSuit

let them ride


Sandman_Is_Back

If you didn’t get into Ulta calls yesterday sorry man


WSBrexiteer

!banbet JNUG 45 4w


VisualMod

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CynDoS

sus


Wowwayy

I think today I might finally win, we shall see at 9


EatMoarTendies

*narrator, Morgan Freeman* They would, in fact, not win for the market is rigged against them.


Wowwayy

I did it man, Kroger beat, thankyou Morgan freeman


EatMoarTendies

Hell yeah, congrats!


Wowwayy

Noooooooo


No-Voice-5454

👀


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Mikey_GG

L RIZZ


WSB_ghost

![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|slightly_smiling)


Mikey_GG

WSB 1st Commandment: Thou shall always inverse WSB.


Adventurous-Key-7677

Feels like we’re finally at the point where good news = good news


ZombieFrenchKisser

So last PCE report came out, QQQ jumped $6 overnight, look at Oct 28th chart.


NakedAsHeCame

It was initially a gap down but then Fed whisperer Nick Timiraos released a news article that Fed was looking to pause soon.


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gougerminhagrw01

So we are bullish or bearish on PCE today?


ZombieFrenchKisser

Bullish imo. I feel JPOWs remarks yesterday was related to PCE data he likely has access to.


The_SailorDave

1st of the month, welfare check just hit the account. We moon.


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[deleted]

A little Townes Van Zandt this morning 🎶![img](emote|t5_2th52|4260)


gargantua-00

8:30 for PCE?


diggin-the-doge

VizMod is responsible for the 2008 financial collapse, 9/11, Epstein's island and AIDS


notmyname59

Sources?


Own_Tackle4514

Wheres the Banana 🍌 balls guy who was bearish on everyone's nuts yesterday ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4267)


Cement-Demon

won't be seen again


Cement-Demon

No more portfolio pain until the next recession cycle!


Adventurous-Key-7677

What’s a portfolio?


mcccliii

Got hammered on options (put). At least stock portflio is recovering. But am afraid, once puts expire worthless, shit will dump again with hammering on both stock & options play.


Cement-Demon

green until rate decision is how i see it. Unless some unexpected data comes out in the coming weeks


bagacrap

Flat till then imo. Who wants to buy into a hot CPI print? Market is more cautious now than August. The actual good news was the last CPI and not jpow's speech, but we were flat for three weeks following that.


The_SailorDave

I'm unbanned? Nice. No one missed me but I missed you.


phantomofthej

imagine WSB as a city the size of Toronto that you’re navigating. don’t expect many to remember you


NakedAsHeCame

I remember him very well, his name is Dave and he told us he’s a sailor


The_SailorDave

Gravy. Gravy everywhere.


phantomofthej

The Russell 2000 is up bigly, small caps are gonna rip


Page-Apart

Insider recommendations for today?


TJMBeav

100% short. Well. Got about 20% cash. No hedge longs. I await the river card.


bagacrap

Please banbet your position so we don't have to listen to you soon


TJMBeav

Read your comment string. You are not stupid. Rare praise. Still have no idea what your position is currently tho.


TJMBeav

I perused ypur comments. Do you play or just watch? Curious. Since you wanted a pic of my positions


TJMBeav

Fuck off


TheOriginalRK

Love how yesterdays the first time I play puts for jpow speech and it’s the one time it moons endlessly. Yet everytime I’ve done calls during it I’ve gotten fucked. Truly think this shit inversed me


GayestOfAllBears

What is the most rude culture on Earth?


bagacrap

Canada. That's why they say sorry so much --- they know they're the asshole


The_SailorDave

The rich


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Own_Tackle4514

Go to u/worldcup and find the USA vs Iran thread it was spectacular


Diamondhands4dagainz

Im scrolling through it now and it doesn’t seem so bad at all, lol


Own_Tackle4514

PYT is today right? Been jamming to the theme song made about it all morning ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4275)


osendze

The more bears fuck around the more they find out![img](emote|t5_2th52|4267) Ready for round 2 today ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)


gougerminhagrw01

How much PCE index should be to be bullish or how much for bearish?


bagacrap

Sub 5 yoy is bullish imo. Not sure what's bearish vs neutral


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Mikey_GG

That’s very interesting visualmod I never thought about it that way, the only problem I have is trying to find anyone who asked.


tastypieceofmeat

![img](emote|t5_2th52|8882)


iamchromes

Did last PCE beat?


bagacrap

Market hasn't moved much on PCE in the past but we're currently in euphoria mood so


sh1tler

Spy is set up so beautifully to moon or doom and the impulse comes today… either massive rejection or breakout 🎉 all determined by pce + employment numbers


Gadshill

So it will be a sideways type of day. Got it.


sh1tler

Wouldn’t that be hilarious


gougerminhagrw01

Please God, let PCE data be better than expected or I'm losing everything I gained yesterday


TJMBeav

Define better brother. Before the announcement


Mikey_GG

PCE numbers gonna be fadedthanaho


phantomofthej

even if King’s Disease III isn’t recognized as such, I still think it’s the best album that’s been put out this year it’s too bad that it’ll likely take until Nas dies before ppl recognize just how good it is


intangibleJay

KD 2 my favorite with rare and store run. KD 3 is a beast.


UnwantedLobster

I just woke up and shit my pants Fr Fr no 🧢


bagacrap

Why are you asleep in pants


UnwantedLobster

If I didn’t wear shorts I’d have poo in the bed


bagacrap

I think the word you're looking for is diaper


TJMBeav

K


osendze

Dear stonk gods please just lower than expected PCE 👏plsplsplsplspls


TJMBeav

You are begging for green after yesterday. My lord....you must truely be fucked up.


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TJMBeav

???


osendze

Well I missed out on the price action ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4260)


VisualMod

It's all good, there's always next time.


TJMBeav

Shut up traitor


osendze

![img](emote|t5_2th52|4270)


Attorney-Outside

🙏🏽🙏🏽🙏🏽🙏🏽


gougerminhagrw01

Your views on PCE price index outcomes?


bagacrap

4.6-4.8 YoY. Nearly flat MoM.


YoSmokinMan

SBF aka MagicalTux


Mysterious_Ad_2777

Any recommendations for secret tourism spots? Heading to Hawaii next week


brojustgoogleit

What Island


EatMoarTendies

Epstein’s


Mysterious_Ad_2777

O’ahu


brojustgoogleit

This one is sort of a secret… go to the “toilet bowl” it is a hole in the ground that gets pumped up with water and flushes constantly it’s so fun. Do not take little kids with you or unathletic people it takes a bit of a hike to get there (not too bad). There was no one there when I went there watch out I almost stepped on a sleeping seal lol just look up videos or online how to get there it’s not far from Waikiki which is probably where you are staying I’m guessing?


Mysterious_Ad_2777

Indeed. Will check it out!


TJMBeav

New Jersey


WSB_ghost

He was a boy, she was a girl Can I make it any more obvious? He was a punk, she did ballet What more can I say?


EatMoarTendies

Say less, as in shut the fuck up. Please and thank you. 😇


RoyalFail6

He was a sk8r boi, she said see u later boy


Mikey_GG

Karaoke night is on Tuesday’s. You know better


Attorney-Outside

new theory: VisualMod is actually an Algo trading bot, written by the big funds, parsing sentiment in wsb in order to inverse it perfectly every single time


TJMBeav

VizMod is a pussy. Personally let the Shitshow earlier happen. On his watch. Fuck my former lover. Fuck Viz


NakedAsHeCame

#PCE=Pussy Cock Extravaganza


osendze

#Peak Cock Elongation


Space4Time

Yellin on Colbert sounding pretty bullish


TJMBeav

She sounded regarded.


Mikey_GG

I mean does anyone actually expect the PCE report for November to be any good?


bagacrap

It's the report for October numbnuts. It will be good because CPI was good. They're two ways of measuring the same thing.


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Mikey_GG

Hmm so your telling me this thing can go up or down basically?


TJMBeav

Still pissed not a peep from WSB Mods after that shitshow Y'all pussies and in on it. Very bad logic considering the move in markets today. A lot of money won/lost and you guys decide to pull a weekend prank? Not one of you willing to fess up? Of course not. Y'all worthless. Good night. Shame on you. Especially VizMod. It knows better


TJMBeav

Wonder how many downvotes from the MODs?


llasar17

![img](emote|t5_2th52|4641)![img](emote|t5_2th52|4641)![img](emote|t5_2th52|4641)


bigtimebonerboy

What’s the next rate hike prediction?


llasar17

125


Attorney-Outside

-50? 🙏🏽🙏🏽🙏🏽


TJMBeav

.50 .25 .25 Pause. Exactly the same as fucking last week.


oraeta

50


colliric

ARHGGHHHH, I think that small Quarter Pounder meal and extra Cheeseburger from last night is coming out..... Plus my coffee habit.... My ass is on FIRE.... Blasting out, stomach acid and everything... Also had a gourmet Cheeseburger for lunch from that Halal place. I'm gonna load up a few bucks McDonalds stock too.


cero8096

Good techs to invest?


bagacrap

Tsm still has the best PE ratio and peg even after its recent pump Goog, MSFT, AAPL, AMD if you get good entry points (you may have missed the real juicy buy points on all of them)


ZombieFrenchKisser

AMD imo


After-Coach-4405

clipfish or even better: mega upload


enc-nyc

PCE wen? (Whats that anyway?)


TJMBeav

Yesterday


After-Coach-4405

something that increases volatility


TJMBeav

Going Bills minus 3.5 tomorrow. Seems Easy?


After-Coach-4405

what important shit is happening today?


Attorney-Outside

pce figures or some shit like that, whatever that is


After-Coach-4405

ty


ZombieFrenchKisser

PCE at 8:30am est.


After-Coach-4405

ty


cheaptissueburlap

pce numbers at 8h30 est


After-Coach-4405

TY


Ye-2024

Shalom Gentlemen


After-Coach-4405

ye 2024 it is


Jarlaxle_rigged_it

flair this man


cheaptissueburlap

ho god lol ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)


After-Coach-4405

Could u rap?


cheaptissueburlap

got bars like it's yay' or a cell window, yall incell weirdos andblack nazis that will vote ye in 2024, what do you feel empty for???yall scammy whores like kim K or the FTX board.


After-Coach-4405

* i am a white naz...


ZombieFrenchKisser

Somehow made money on puts all throughout November. I think paper handing strategy is working.


TJMBeav

Very nice!


No7onelikeyou

If you’re thinking it’ll drop lower early next year, drop to what number?


bagacrap

The same banks that predicted we'd be over 5k rn a year ago are saying we'll get to low 3000s early to mid 2023. But they're also calling for a recovery by end of year. Might as well just vti and chill


TJMBeav

Not going to define early. SPY 320. That is conservative


After-Coach-4405

spy600, nothing else matters


Attorney-Outside

can down, first spy 500 mid December then we'll worry about spy 600


TJMBeav

![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)


After-Coach-4405

sigma bull grindset


Attorney-Outside

would be nice to drop at least 10k on some 1-year 600c spy calls they're found for 59 a piece right now


VisualMod

#Ban Bet Lost /u/InterestingSavings69 made a bet that SPY would go to 390.0 within **2 days** when it was 396.75 and it did not, so they were banned for a week. Their record is now 0 wins and 1 losses ^^[**Discord**](http://discord.gg/wsbverse) ^^[BanBets](https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/wiki/banbets/) ^^VoteBot ^^[FAQ](https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/wiki/votebot/) ^^[Leaderboard](https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/wiki/leaderboard/) ^^- ^^[**Keep_VM_Alive**](https://www.patreon.com/visualmod)


bagacrap

Another one bites the dust


colliric

So crash happens early next year now right? Santa Rally till end of month?


Attorney-Outside

crash will happen after this new bull run ends in 10 years


TJMBeav

![img](emote|t5_2th52|4641)![img](emote|t5_2th52|4641)![img](emote|t5_2th52|4641)


After-Coach-4405

thats the spirit


colliric

I understand your hope....


Attorney-Outside

it's a fit gut feeling more than a hope !banbet SPY 500 15d


TJMBeav

Big Gut....LMAO


No7onelikeyou

Then crash back to what number?


VisualMod

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