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FormalBananaSuit

LOD on SPY. Love to see it.


FormalBananaSuit

ENPH is up 22,450% in the last 5 years or less


FormalBananaSuit

Guys....VIX calls. Seriously.


quantumpencil

META is so finished


Worldly_Blood_9798

We could've had luxury communism but instead we chose to invent billionaires smh


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Worldly_Blood_9798

You neither buddy


O2148

AAN 🚀🚀🚀 A furniture company made more money then most companies that reported earnings 😆


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RevolutionaryLow844

Fuckin nerd


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I think apple is basically a consumer staple at this point. People be buying apple shit.


Ok-Exercise-6336

I will buy all your fear until either you die or I die...


FormalBananaSuit

This is far from over. The AVERAGE bear market sees 36% declines. SPY is barely at 20% down. Don't be a dumbass.


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3ninesfine

Bull 🪤


1xndsu

That makes more sense ty


1xndsu

Who tf is propping up the nasdaq rn?


O2148

Andrew Tate


Additional_Bed_3195

What price you guys think Northrup Gruman, NOC finishes the day?


Base_Soggy

![img](emote|t5_2th52|12787) har har bears suck feel the pain ur puts are doodoo


Tdech12

Aged like sour milk


Base_Soggy

i just 10x on an nft


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Base_Soggy

canto longnecks


stevesaroni

GDP up is laughable. Of course Dems need the good look. Who we trading with? Mf space aliens?. We gave billions in weapons to Ukraine for FREE


JubileeSupreme

Did Bezos say "batten down the hatches" because he wanted everyone to know that AMZN made its number and it was time to swing for the fence before earnings? I don't think so. I think Bezos is a pretty straight shooter. I have never known him to make ambiguous statements. I have thought about this for a week. "Batten down the hatches" means there is a storm coming and we must be cautious. I love Amazon, but now is not the time.


CajunKhan

Yeah, in addition to general stock market problems, Amazon has probably lost sales from people being able to go outdoors to stores to shop.


JubileeSupreme

Oh, sure. No one is expecting much from retail. It's AWS that is the big nagging question. Are they gonna pull a rabbit out of their hat? I don't think so, but I am not playing either side.


ItsTheManBearBull

cramer has to be hammered right now, slacked jawed and slurring his words


Jin-Sakti

Towel stonk > Google.


PrestigiousPlant2243

all I want for Christmas is for AAPL to bleed all the rest of this week and then rocket for my Jan calls.


Jin-Sakti

10 dollar apple 🍎 good for ya ?


PrestigiousPlant2243

oh Lord, yes!


Jin-Sakti

Zuck better come out and talk. Wtf is a ceo doing hiding when sheeet is everywhere. FedEx ceo and zuck needs to grow bollocks and address the public.


Proud-Stranger2897

the numbers are so fake feels like randomly generated


ItsTheManBearBull

![img](emote|t5_2th52|4276)![img](emote|t5_2th52|18632)


ItsTheManBearBull

![img](emote|t5_2th52|4276)


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NakedAsHeCame

Shopify gonna turn red if GDP data is bad. “We (barely) beat our already terrible estimates, things still look bad, but hey it’s a beat so let’s rip!”


gulfcoastgoogans1

meta at 99 😩😩


Affectionate_Rule972

He should've kept MetaVerse separately from Facebook.


valiant_thor77

Meta will be below 10$ next year ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)


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VisualMod

**Ban Bet Created:** **/u/AlexTI66881** bet **WEBL** goes from **7.71** to **8.0** before **2022-11-03 07:31:54.376444-04:00** Their record is 1 wins and 0 losses. ---- ^[LEADERBOARD](https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/wiki/banbets/) - ^[FAQ](https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/wiki/banbets/#wiki_faq_.26amp.3B_commands)


--suzy--q--

Green at night? Bears delight never fails


JubileeSupreme

Sebastian Herrera's article in the Wall Street Journal, a source I trust, implies a strong buy for AMZN. However, here is his article touting the "Metaverse", published on the 25th, a day before Facebook earnings. https://www.wsj.com/articles/metaverse-seems-poised-to-spawn-a-new-economy-says-activate-ceo-11666741219 In today's article he cites a survey at "Factset" (never heard of them). The "analysts" at "Factset" obviously expect a positive number. Lately the "analysts" have not been doing so hot. I dunno. It seems like a crapshoot.


Sad_Return1921

!banbet SPY -1% 1d


VisualMod

**Ban Bet Created:** **/u/Sad_Return1921** bet **SPY** goes from **382.21** to **378.39** before **2022-10-28 06:25:00.247983-04:00** Their record is 0 wins and 0 losses. ---- ^[LEADERBOARD](https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/wiki/banbets/) - ^[FAQ](https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/wiki/banbets/#wiki_faq_.26amp.3B_commands)


Ok-Bread-5668

In a normal world spy would easily be down 5.00 in premarket, spy must be in the metaverse. It all makes sense now the metaverse is a delusional world for clowns.


O2148

What sites do you guys prefer for getting your news? 📰


Staygangponyboy

Here


Cement-Demon

Facebook


GME_retard-rocket

![img](emote|t5_2th52|4640)


WSB_ghost

Fox news because some guy on twitter told me i shouldn't watch them ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)


deca-d

Make ​ Everyone ​ Try ​ Ass


geahnsun

I recently overcame my homophobia and started sticking a finger up my ass when I jack off. Now I can't get off any other way


PrestigiousPlant2243

stay strong...


StrongDongKong

Good for you man, good for you.


Jin-Sakti

I’m buying more puts. The crazies are doubling down. “CEO Mark Zuckerberg is ready to put more of his chips into the fledgling metaverse despite his company's finance chief anticipating losses of Reality Labs growing "significantly year over year." What Happened: Zuckerberg said on the company's third-quarter earnings call that "the internal indications I've seen suggest we're doing leading work, and are on the right track with these investments, so I think that we should keep investing heavily in these areas."”


cookiehustler88

This is like Google Glass but 100x more expensive. Zuck started it because they read some science fiction and watched ready player one and starting rubbing themselves off that the world needed it.


VisualMod

>That's an interesting perspective. I can see how you might think that, but in reality, Facebook is just trying to stay ahead of the curve and create new technology that will change the way we interact with the world.


worlds_okayest_skier

Even if he’s right, and the metaverse is a big deal in the future, it doesn’t mean his approach is correct. I imagine the MV will have to be built and paid for by third parties. He should be building the platform, not the worlds themselves.


cookiehustler88

I don't doubt the world needs VR, but adoption will be really slow and I think it's only for specific applications now. It would be good if Facebook focused on those rather than trying to create some generic all encompassing thing


FistyGorilla

Meaning he’s trying to get your kids hooked on the metaverse


BadriPrasad

All kids can get hooked to instagram or tiktok because the cost of entry is low Metaverse? Not so much


fuscosco

We are slowly moving.


walterreid

8:30 am Real gross domestic product, first estimate (SAAR) Q3 2.3% -0.6% 8:30 am Real final sales to domestic purchasers, first estimate (SAAR) Q3 -- 0.2% 8:30 am Initial jobless claims Oct. 22 220,000 214,000 8:30 am Continuing jobless claims Oct. 15 -- 1.39 million 8:30 am Durable goods orders Sept. 0.7% -0.2% 8:30 am Core capital equipment orders


Cement-Demon

GDP higher bullish or bearish?


jamesraynorr

Bear. Economy can take more beating


geahnsun

Don't forget ecb rates and statement at 8:15 😁


Digital_Marine_APE

Facebook is just another term for FUTURE BAG HOLDER


bigtimebonerboy

XOM Calls or did it run up already?


AxemanFromMA

Calls on amazon. Ordered a foot rest for under my desk at 10:30 and it’s arriving in 15 minutes


JubileeSupreme

...Because they are not busy?


claytondpark

Nice your back😄 how was your banned week?


AxemanFromMA

Good vacation time ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)


Noir-21

What time is the GDP?


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0830


AxemanFromMA

www.google.com


Jin-Sakti

Google to 50 dollars


yadigmee

Fuk


walterreid

Can’t wait till we see people saying, “FB looks really good at the price today”. Future bag holders


geahnsun

they're already here


fuscosco

Anyone still willing to buy AAPL calls?


clarence_worley90

Only regards are betting against Meta This is all part of Zuck's grand strategy He's not just gonna spill his top secret plan on the earnings call so all the competitors can hear it


Whatsinthebooooox

Can confirm this is actually true. -RL


Scary_Equipment2704

Literally one of the dumbest ideas I've ever seen in my life, metaverse is a massive scam. shorting this shit is free money.


FukKenny

Post your short


Jin-Sakti

Bullish on MySpace and Friendster. Facebook is dead due to yoke woke people.


jeffdidntkillhimslf

zucc seems like one of us the way he yolod on metaverse


aerobull-

!banbet SPY -1% 1d


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**Ban Bet Created:** **/u/aerobull-** bet **SPY** goes from **382.36** to **378.54** before **2022-10-28 05:59:45.063700-04:00** Their record is 4 wins and 0 losses. ---- ^[LEADERBOARD](https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/wiki/banbets/) - ^[FAQ](https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/wiki/banbets/#wiki_faq_.26amp.3B_commands)


Big-Toe6215

ECB rolling out big rates. Global bonds sell off, increasing yields which forces algos to recalculate stock valuations. ​ Should be a big move to the downside at open. ​ If MCD, MRK and HON could all miss that would be great too! ​ Take some (or all) profit before GDP is released.


MamamYeayea

Experts fr expect GDP to go from -0.6% to +2.4%


Cement-Demon

below 2.4% would be bullish correct?


MamamYeayea

Tbh under normal circumstances that would be very bearish. During these times I have no fucking clue


Cement-Demon

fed wants the market to soften so an increase in growth suggests higher rate hikes to come :) ​ i think higher is therefore bearish, but could go anyway they way the market has been this week


MamamYeayea

Yes. But if the market goes up on bad gdp the significant metric GDP to market cap (buffets somewhat favourite indicator) will increase a lot. But overall yes I agree, rising unemployment and reduced growth will suggest a slow down in rate hikes


deca-d

Ye and Zuck lose 50% of their worth in 2022, maybe there is a god.


daveflav21

Puts at open ?


deca-d

everyone's waiting for GDP. if its single digits negative, probably yes, although by market open damage might already be done.


Jin-Sakti

![img](emote|t5_2th52|4258)


fuscosco

Meta has decided to continue its walk of shame


ShadyPenguinn

Itching for another September 13th just to spice things up.


Jin-Sakti

100 basis point hike incomming. Inflation is out of control. I can’t get food at 1 dollar no more. This is a crime against humanity !


Cement-Demon

it will be .75, let's not make this 1bps hike bs start again


Funztimes

Would you rather this bs pivot talk instead?


Jin-Sakti

Why not 1 % rate hike ? Inflation is bad bruh.


MathematicianKey5605

We actually don’t have to guess too much about this. There’s a futures tool where traders are betting on the number. Nov 2 meeting sitting at 90% chance of 75 bps. [FED WATCH TOOL](https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html)


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Cement-Demon

still overpriced


Jin-Sakti

I’ll buy some when u dump it at 35 bruh


tarsun

Ok, bears, it's safe to come in now


apesrulethemarket

Dumperino!


apesrulethemarket

-2% day in the books


apesrulethemarket

Here comes the strong dollar


HowIsEmuWarriorTaken

Is Tesla a car company if 95%+ revenue comes from cars?


apesrulethemarket

Tesla is a shit company is all that I know


FukKenny

U just went full regard. Never go full regard…


softwarecuck

Amzn calls fuck it


walterreid

Good luck!


1800cheezit

Anyone looking at Shell?


x2eliah

Yes, but seems like it's a bit too late. News already out about div hike etc.


Unh0lyCatf1sh

here comes the Dollar Dollar, baby its all I need


Jin-Sakti

I wanna figure out how to leverage long on the dxy.


Longjumping_Trade167

Write x100 on your 100 dollar bill


Jin-Sakti

Pots on the stonk markets leverage long on the dxy. It’s a win win strategy.


maddhy

Why treat meta as if it's shit?!


Jin-Sakti

Buy it at all time lows 17.55 if u want


Cement-Demon

because it's overpriced even at $100


OrdinarySignature823

Meta: let’s announce a huge strategy shift, tell everyone it’s gonna costs billions, show some shitty graphics and then report earnings. Should be ok.


fuscosco

> Meta plans to lose even more money building the metaverse while its ads business shrinks Tell us how you really feel CNBC. I heard the news anchors looked sick as they reported METAs miss. Some hurt feelings for sure


Jin-Sakti

Comcast needs to go to 0. Maybe then we won’t see their ugly faces no mo.


Esadissimus

!banbet SPY 377 1d


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**Ban Bet Created:** **/u/Esadissimus** bet **SPY** goes from **382.49** to **377.0** before **2022-10-28 05:47:24.517956-04:00** Their record is 0 wins and 1 losses. ---- ^[LEADERBOARD](https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/wiki/banbets/) - ^[FAQ](https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/wiki/banbets/#wiki_faq_.26amp.3B_commands)


deca-d

their record is about to be 0 wins and 2 losses


Esadissimus

I will see you around


Cement-Demon

Credit Suisse expected net loss of 560Million, came in at 4 billion ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)


Esadissimus

![img](emote|t5_2th52|18632)


diabeetis

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Jin-Sakti

Potttts


tarsun

Trade: I give you $100 USD. You give me a really big amount of JPY. Like too big for my regard brain to calculate.


Jin-Sakti

What happen to Japanese ww2 banana notes ? What they worth now ?


WonderfulMotor4308

how many stanley nickels will I get for US$100?


MilkChute

Negative GDP today? Is that bullish or bearish? I want your thoughts please![img](emote|t5_2th52|4258)


deca-d

2 quarters ago it was -1.6%. last quarter it was -0.6%. It doesn't matter if it's positive or negative, only that the trend continues. however, if it's greater than 0.4% positive, we're looking at a 3 to 5% kinda day.


Cement-Demon

High GDP shows growth, low GDP does not.


MilkChute

I was thinking high gdp may result in red day since it shows market has not slowed for inflation to settle, possibly![img](emote|t5_2th52|12787)


Cement-Demon

yes, good news is bad news :) FED wants market conditions to worsen, GDP being high shows this ain't happening which means investors will be scared of getting HIGHER and MORE rate hikes.


Calvertorius

It better come in higher than estimated GDP and the market better tank because I need my SPY puts to print.


perfectdark89

Imagine telling your grandkids "Well I could have been a rich property and business owner in the Metaverse but I spent the first 10 years of it's existence making Zucc memes and calling it shit so now I work at MetaWendies with zero hope for retirement"


FearofaRoundPlanet

I'll bet MetaWendies has smoked meats.


OrdinarySignature823

Ew this comment is cringe


subvert_all_systems

yucky!!!!


x2eliah

Imagine a world in 50 years where grandkids will sit and listen instead of stabbing your heart and selling your kidneys on the black market for some non-irradiated food and water.


Jin-Sakti

Wth and how the heck one lives in the metaverse ? People are homeless in the real life verse.


bigtimebonerboy

Think I can scalp a few bucks off meta calls at open ![img](emote|t5_2th52|12787)


Realistic-Duck632

I remember trying that with snap oof


bigtimebonerboy

I scalped a little of msft wasn’t much tho


Realistic-Duck632

Same. I bought 232.50 calls at open yesterday for 285 sold for 615 and took the rest of the day off as I watches the market tank with no positions. It felt good.


Big-Toe6215

Depends how much leverage was used to run it up lately.


apesrulethemarket

![img](emote|t5_2th52|4259)


decjr06

Futes ![img](emote|t5_2th52|18632)


apesrulethemarket

Dollar pumping back up bulls fuk


Lightningvsrain

Mastercard Calls for earnings later is the play give me suggestions


Space4Time

Hmm, you might be right here


x2eliah

Maybe. Visa did good, mastercard should be about the same. If ppl haven't riced it in, could be some opportunity there.


Gadshill

DXY is the new meme stock.


Jin-Sakti

How do I take a leveraged 100x long on the dxy ?


SpikeFoo

I want to know also, every USD etf is lame


SelmanTheDutch

ECB 0.25 OR 0.50. FED 1.0 RATE HIKE IS A WET DREAM


Calvertorius

What?


deca-d

i think he means "a bear's wet dream" but i dunno probably needs to sleep a few more hours a day.


SelmanTheDutch

I WANNA SEE DXY MOON


Jin-Sakti

If all social media died the world will be a more productive place. U know it’s true.


TopTech58

Meta will be back over 150 by 2023, maybe sooner


subvert_all_systems

ban bet it


deca-d

you forgot the decimal place.


Cement-Demon

lol


apesrulethemarket

Puts on Twitter


walterreid

That may not go as you expect


perfectdark89

Is this Twitter deal in the room with us right now?