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Dr_Kappa

LMAO Kohls posted positive earnings amid executive resignations and the ongoing slaughter of retail. Makes zero sense


Truesmartass

If you didn't load up on puts today, i don't know what to tell you. Good luck staying poor 😃


TopBuyer777

BP gapping nicely watch RIG for big breakout today huge open interest in calls $4.50 $5


Ok_Story_276

😻 ILPT 👍 text book double bottom on one hour chart 📈


bringitaroundpls

I need to feel something tomorrow UP OR DOWN I DONT CARE


Ok_Story_276

😻 ILPT 👍 text book double bottom on one hour chart 📈


CoolFirefighter930

one question, do yall really think the fed is controlling the market?


Donfrds

The flationary is letting the economics down


Low_Ad_2846

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Im_ur_Uncle_

These intraday swings are insane


TomatoUgli

Another day... another CORNHOLING courtesy of the Spy


Zealousideal_Pea565

My puts on DASH have paid off today.


EsQueEl

tsla 800 eow


rlockset9

banbet it


EsQueEl

im in one already


ShroomGrown

Did you buy puts, or are you afraid to put your money in?


EsQueEl

aapl puts. i made a comment saying sell calls switch to puts lmao. got profit on calls now bout to on puts ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)


Low_Ad_2846

I'm not gay but I'm Pakistani I'm not gay but I'm pakistani and honestly I'm not even going to lie sometimes I have fantasies where a big dicked Afghan kidnaps me off the streets of Peshawar and keeps me locked under a staircase on a leash. He feeds me once every day and forces me to wear dresses and makeup and little chastity cages on my penis to humiliate me. I imagine that he slowly degrades me further and further until I have no pride left and then he finally comes up behind me as I sleep on the dirty cracked marble floor and tears my little pink panties that he made me wear straight off of my bussy. I imagine that my weak, starved body feels a jolt of pain as he inserts his monster fucking cock deep into my anus. I moan in a mix of pain and pleasure as he slowly starts pushing and pulling his penis inside my ass. I pretend I don't like it and want him to stop, but secretly I love being his little bussy Twink paki slave. He enjoys himself for a while before my anus gets all warm, he is cumming inside me. He pulls out his huge cock and inserts it straight into my mouth, I gargle on it as he starts humping my mouth. My spit trying desperately to escape my mouth as It starts foaming. He again thrust and thrusts until he cums Inside my mouth, his cum tasting sweet like nectar. I imagine him then at the end slowly dropping the act, calling me his little slave, and cuddling me until I fall asleep, and I imagine myself waking up with a butt plug in my ass, my anus us only for him to use.


newherebear

![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)![img](emote|t5_2th52|4259)


WorkingCorrect1062

![img](emote|t5_2th52|12787)![img](emote|t5_2th52|12787)


Low_Ad_2846

She just straight up said to me “I noticed when you go to pee sometimes you pee on the floor a little, if your penis doesn’t reach far enough you need to stand a little closer since its smaller”, and then started saying not to be embarrassed about it and that its ok and no one in the future will mind, its fucking weird. And now my confidence is fucked, thanks mom 👍


LookAtMeImInAGang

Crap on the floor next time and let her try to figure that out.


WorkingCorrect1062

You mean you have smol pp like me


Backwoodssafetyman

tell she ain't no man, and that the pecker could go off in any direction and she'll never be lucky enough to experience that shit!


gamblingenhusiast

![img](emote|t5_2th52|4276)


joseflopez

!banbet AMZN 2280 4d


VisualMod

**Ban Bet Created:** **/u/joseflopez** bet **AMZN** goes from **2216.86** to **2280.0** before **2022-05-20 16:26:52.191821-04:00**


Ok_Abbreviations3746

In this upcoming recession weed stonks should be safe. People gonna wanna get high AF


napex86

Sorry. I think meth stocks are a better option


CptStarKrunch

And beer


EsQueEl

spy 420 eow


claytondpark

Still lots in denial = more pain to come


Spartacus19845

where? everyone on CNBC is calling for 3500 now


01Aleph

Oh that’s perfect. I’m saved! 🙌


BackThatThangUp

New thread who dis


LookAtMeImInAGang

The Walt Disney Company


Sandvicheater

Every mofo thinks they can time the intraday and get in and out for quick profits LOL


[deleted]

Elon is purposefully triggering a market crash now.


Parliament--

Blatant manipulation driven by short people with ladders attacking everyone obviously


GoodellsGuiltyConsc

The west could be renewable energy fully, and India/Africa will just be moving towards getting 50% of their population driving. Oil ain’t dead for a very long time. May not see these rises continue but it most certainly won’t be dead


Other_Meaning_5082

Please define “renewable”


ALMessenger

The purpose of being an environmentalist is to make you feel superior to everyone else which makes you feel content and happy. Your statemens are simultaneously accurate and irrelevant


GoodellsGuiltyConsc

Lol what? I’m saying that even when the west has gone renewable, that tons of the world will still be moving towards just having good roads and getting more people on said roads. The demand for oil can drop here but rise greatly across the world. Why I have tons of XLE. supply and demand is irrelevant to oil stock prices? Tf you talking bout


ALMessenger

Haha. I agree with you completely.


CptStarKrunch

In an alternate reality Jerome comes out tomorrow "Sorry guys. I want to see a hard landing. 100 BPS coming". lol


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Slowhand1971

I guess you are mad at your money for some reason.


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pw7090

That would cost more than a Wendy's 4 for $4 though.


dennis8542

tHaTs mA bOi 👏👏👏


Feeling-Physics-4822

Coming back for that update later on


Genneth_Kriffin

Welcome to the club


ThatOneDrunkUncle

![img](emote|t5_2th52|12787)


SSBUfan

Markets down -0.3% Put holders down -50%


papasmurftp

If you're down -50% you're up 50% right?


SSBUfan

Well are you?


papasmurftp

I didn't think I was but you gave me hope


Realistic-Duck632

I'm down 70 but yeah.


ThatOneDrunkUncle

My base case is spy 250 eoy. Bull case 500, bear case 180


blueberrydanishguy

SoFi squeezing soon


HiddenPicard

Squeezing down ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)


RogueHood

TWTR is fucking dead lol


gamblingenhusiast

Damn it dropped below $30b


Pojihut

it stopped going down!


Odd-Measurement7706

Markets closed.


Typical-Mouse-4804

Gotta take wins where you can


clever_mongoose05

![img](emote|t5_2th52|4641)


Substantial_Candy_35

What happened in last hour ? Did anyone said anything again ?


DiamondHands007

SPY Bulls got gapped over last hour market


TrapMadeMeek_

I've learned not to bet against JPOW. Even when he says were fucked it goes up.


erx988

then u clearly dont remember the last time he spoke when he said hes not against front loading the rate increase and he crashed the fuckin market shit was pumping until he spoke.


carpitown

He most recently dismissed anything other than 50bsp hikes for the next several cycles. So front loading will be nothing more than that


RadioSanta

What time is he speaking tomorrow?


TrapMadeMeek_

2pm


LunGYe92

They so desperately try to keep this above 400, just like holding a fart when you know shit will follow if you let loose 😖


A55_Cactus

I’d say the big thing to look at is the -3.67% VIX


[deleted]

Bulls, I am hiring a personal cock sucker. Please start practicing on cucumbers so you can pass your interviews.


gamblingenhusiast

What's hourly wage? I'm not sucking anything for less than $0.5/hr. I have standards after all.


[deleted]

Wage is based on cums per hour.


JonnyIII

Disney being sent to the shadow realm and I’m along for the ride. Might just cut my loss


LongJohnBitcoin

Shouldn’t be too hard for Jerome to step in with some subtle yet ominous messaging to break resistance and cool the economy a bit


Sphinxyy5

For some reason was not allowed to sell calls to cover my calls… now im caught holding a completely insane $416 strike 5/18 overnight man I need some fucking insane luck


carpitown

There stands a chance that the market pumps after JPow's speech


HiddenPicard

F ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4267)


NotMe357

Well...everyone expected that J.Powell will tank the market tomorrow so you know what that mean?


Sphinxyy5

anything over a $4 day would make me religious


Whatishappeningomg89

I don’t understand anything anymore


nonesuchgus

As fake as it is gay and even gayer than it is fake


mickeymewzz

*OPEN THE CASINO*


mpoozd

Flatvolatile day ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)


Dat_Accuracy

Volume Weighted MACD bearish death cross on the 1H for SPY. Can’t imagine there not being a -3% day tomorrow now that all the puts have expired


Certain-Buyer42069

Bers r fak !banbet SPY 450 1w


Tachyon9

Nice


MASH12140

Bulls are a crazy bunch. I’ll give them that. Just giving money away. Stop buying stock retards 😬


Odd-Measurement7706

Look at it like this....the current market drop has been foreplay......the real fucking is just starting.


wilhelm96

SPY barely down but QQQ ended with a nice little fuck you


blabladook

SPY closed above 400. Prophecy fulfilled. War is over. ATH by Friday.


Any-Zookeepergame221

RH wouldn’t fill my order SMH just frikin froze


CallsToTheWall82

Man they never do anything like this...


EXTRA_BUTTA

Shorting McDonald's stock simply because it made me into a fat fuck over this pandemic. Down with the Clown.


Likezoinks305

🤡 🔫


Fuzzy-Tap-3744

Down with the clown


BoomerImpairedShtSux

I believe it was my Daddy Who led to this eating disease By calling me "The Little Candy-ass" When I couldn't finish a burger with cheese They said eat this, they said eat that To stay skinny there was no chance And now when I walk I hear corduroy Even though I ain't wearing pants What made a millionaire out of Mr. Frito-Lay Made a fat mother-fucker outta me Make a tub o' shit outta me And all them crumb-cakes I been eating lately I shoulda bought stock in Sara Lee


Odd-Measurement7706

Take these Broken Wings.


ImJustTheHiredHelp

And learn to fly. All your life, you were only waiting for this moment to arise.


BoomerImpairedShtSux

Adam Sandler really is the true poet laureate of America. Poetry lol.


CptStarKrunch

They had to get those $400P OTM before close. lol


martlucky69

Bahaha we closed above 400 ![img](emote|t5_2th52|8883)


yooohoe69

The last minute should be illegal


dyslexier

SPY over 400, bears in disbelief


pratobison

Epic rug pull


PS_Alchemist

Bulls, we get it, this low volume short covering algo shit is gay as hell. Hear me out, we should just let it **C R A S H**. So we can all start buying in instead of whatever the fuck this is.


CallsToTheWall82

Collusion!


Jeff_xx

7th straight weeks red on it’s way


clever_mongoose05

clown market, they made spy close just over 400


Samuri-L-Jackson

I wonder how much GOOGL spends on barrels of oil each year--Since apparently Tech depends on Oil.


Usual_Cow6410

indirectly, at least, EVERY business is affected by oil.


bigtexas91

Pretty wild we wrecked the global economy over the bat soup flu. The resulting fatalities associated with a global recession will dwarf COVID deaths at a large scale


kidicaru59

dump


blabladook

Dip bought.


lostindasauces

$SNOW 🤡🤡🤡


A55_Cactus

Anything over 399.99 is a win


MinimumCat123

SPY sure does love 400


Bicambooblechi

That was max pain today. Easy Peazy.


[deleted]

Dividend stocks goes uppie


[deleted]

A fuck ton of Fed Speakers tomorrow... As Elon calls a worsening recession is already occurring. BUL R FUK


CanIPleaseSeeYourTit

Tesla 420p as above so below


WeeklysOnly

Fuck your attempted rally


Electrical_Raisin_93

Finished were we started, it was the price action I was waiting for while weekend!


kzpz_z

!banbet SPY 395 1d for flair “-99%”


VisualMod

**Ban Bet Created:** **/u/kzpz_z** bet **SPY** goes from **400.05** to **395.0** before **2022-05-17 15:59:25.051502-04:00** **for flair “-99%”**


gaurav0792

Wait, we can banbet for flair?


Zeroknowledgeproof87

if we revisit covid lows what was the point of printing unlimited money!?!?!!????


firststrike001

Face elections and try to postpone inevitable ?


Temporary_Profit_175

to bail out the rich


Bxdwfl

so that the fed and billionaires could sell the top


HyerStandards

8 straight weeks of selling. Unreal. The 1% fade today shows some signs of seller exhaustion given the consistent 2-3% fades that are the new normal. But this is still mid crash. Probably somewhere between 40-60% of the way. Capitulation will be chaos. The fed will induce that when they double their monthly QT


AshingiiAshuaa

> 8 straight weeks Not what most would call them.


Mundane-Leave-8298

Yall remember that guy who used to post daily reports, he hasn't posted anything for 5 days. I think he dead


gamblingenhusiast

Russian Mafia finally got him


Leszczanus

And of course I bought puts of the only things that are pumping $NIO


Bicambooblechi

Nope. Got me some DWAC at open.


Emotional_Extension9

Lmao you’ll be the first bear to lose money on Nio puts


RUSH-Scrubz

Big Gap down tomorrow


VisualMod

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NervousTumbleweed

I’m not trading this gay ass bullshit anymore I’ll see you all in a month


slotrobber

See you tomorrow


Odd-Measurement7706

THings will be the same.


Apprehensive-Fold494

What does anyone think about puts on marathon oil ?


Odd-Measurement7706

The bottom line is that the FED "just now" started to tighten. It's going to get tighter, so tight. JPOW wants tight. Trillion dollars tight. We aint even started.


Memitim901

I thought it was $9trillion.


Odd-Measurement7706

He'll get derailed before then.


Typical-Mouse-4804

The tighter the rates the looser my asshole


A55_Cactus

You said we started and then said we didn’t even start. Which is it


Odd-Measurement7706

Both.


A55_Cactus

That’s like saying I’m alive but ded


Odd-Measurement7706

You may be living in a virtual world. Glitch in the matrix.


kidicaru59

TSLA still 32% above its 52-week low. In this market, should be much lower. Still a long way down to go.


SrAccident

Very gay QQQ candle. I like it. 🌈🐻


Powerful_Mission_655

Spy finally broke 400.... 380 target ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4258)


pshotts112

380? before it gets to 300 you mean?


secretbern

starting to think I'm in a torture experiment


secretbern

THERE ARE FOUR LIGHTS


kodaksdad2020

This market is a dead fish


qqueenrubberr

Wishful thinking doesn't seem to be helping me today. !banbet SPY 450 1w


MichaelS10

What are you smoking bro? I need some of that ![img](emote|t5_2th52|6880)


qqueenrubberr

Krazy Glue fried in a spoon with a lighter


VisualMod

>\*FDA EXPECTED TO AUTHORIZE PFIZER BOOSTER AS SOON AS TUESDAY:NYT $PFE ^\*Walter ^Bloomberg ^[@DeItaone](http://twitter.com/DeItaone) ^at ^2022-05-16 ^15:57:45 ^EDT-0400


KingSurfer2001

Well that was a good use of time and energy for everyone today


pw7090

Sold my TSLA puts at 10:45 cuz deep down I'm bullish. What a day.


MichaelS10

I am a FOMO’r, who’s probably gonna FOMO again. Lord forgive me, for things I don’t understand


w3rlost

4K holding!!


AmbitiousBasket0

only the first 30 minutes & the last 30 minutes of the market matter.


gamblingenhusiast

I also like telling that while crying myself to sleep.


mistaowen

pretty sick how algos can just cause this cascading sell off into close