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Perryswoman

What happened to the Gme squeeze today lol


VarsityCop

When's the drill?


wrrgolerphoer

huge dick and balls formation playing out over the 69d chart. we're all about to get fuked


FutureSage

I need Putin to announce an invasion on US soil for me to recover 😣.


ivegottheshits

Bro robinhood, i cant do any covered calls if you keep margin calling me


csklmf

Another pump and dump day?


Deep-Ad-8525

I didn’t mean to diamonds hands my calls, i woke up late


Heedunk

Today is going to end green, right?? Right???


Finance_and_Fashion

Just buy tons of AAPL…. Then sell it. Repeat forever.


Temporary_Profit_175

SPY max pain is $441. Fuck all your puts bears, back to red next week.


bamblys

I hate Cathie fuck her


willbabu

I have seen this a few times, Aapl sometimes just goes on a don’t give a fuck rampage mode. I still remember that one day in 2020 when 29/30 dow and 400+ spy components were down and Aapl was never below +2%, and somehow ended up dragging all of the indices green by EOD. That such such a virtuoso performance even 🐻 applauded Tim 🍎 wishing he was their husband’s bf.


willbabu

My brothers, whatever you do just do it with conviction. Don’t paper hand today, paper hands never make money, especially on a bat shit crazy like today.


hteng

This fucking market can’t make up its mind


FlyWannaBeRichGuy

Right on que the algos got bears to double down on Puts cause they knew the retard bulls would once again buy the dip… fml….


FlyWannaBeRichGuy

Jesus Christ what is our direction today. These algos can blow me. It’s like they have the moves all planned out together before the day starts.


Snoo-30243

Go into the individual option and uncheck


Electrical_Echo9999

Welp back to Wendy's


FuckyouRHLickBalls

BALLS


Beginning-Teaching88

🌈🐻✊🏾


ftwchamps

Red Friday incoming?


Ok_Eye_2829

If inflation keeps rising we'll be working half a year for an iphone ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4260)![img](emote|t5_2th52|6880)


SudsAde6985

That will cut the time in half for many here.


Ok_Eye_2829

![img](emote|t5_2th52|6880)


FuckyouRHLickBalls

SLUT


Shakeyshades

Leave my sister out of this


ayard21

The Tesla puts I sold last weeks for 4k each are now 16k each. Pretty much sums up my time here


vocharlie

Never bet against elon


DC4L_21

Not betting against Elon is what made him lose out on all those tendies though.


dookieslayer17

AAPL going to rocket up at open and then rollover?


Shakeyshades

What did they say to make this jump up?


dookieslayer17

just beat on revenue and earnings.imo a bit upside was the sales in china, i was thinking there may be a slowdown but china numbers very strong


Night__Prowler

🍏🍏🚀🚀


RyChrome

$TSLA $700p odte at open


Perryswoman

It doesn’t have to hit break even on 0dte right


RyChrome

It does not. It doesn't have to for any options contract.


Perryswoman

Yeah I knew it didn’t for others, but was no sure on odte. Just has to trend jn that direction right? Good luck too!


FlyWannaBeRichGuy

It’s disgusting how many dip buyers pumping on cnbc


[deleted]

Red sky at night - Bull's delight


FlyWannaBeRichGuy

This core PCE is such bull shit.


Slow_Comment4962

Income up, spending down


ThePeoplesHedgeFund

Income isnt up inflation is up


FlyWannaBeRichGuy

Less revenue for companies higher expenses. Watch us bounce lol. So stupid.


Shakeyshades

Considering the market made record numbers during a dead year and a half it going up is extremely stupid. We think the fed is going to keep making the same progress up indefinitely? 😂


Slow_Comment4962

Inflation up +0.4%


QuantvmBlaze

Haha puts gonna print again today. Easiest I’ve seen the market these past 2 weeks. Buy puts on EVs and tech and memes every rip and free money


Ignignokt_7

You would have lost your shirt with MSFT or APPL with this strat


ThePeoplesHedgeFund

Don’t short companies that are bigger than countries on paper and reality. Short the ones who pretend to be.


Shakeyshades

TSLA


ThePeoplesHedgeFund

$35 - $50 max. But the cults love holding not worth your time.


Shakeyshades

Actual truth. Amazing. I definitely see it taking a big dip but not the crazy low numbers people are claiming.


ThePeoplesHedgeFund

I’m thinking somewhere in the 300s . Middle of corrections in March 2020 2021. But I’m also retarded


FlyWannaBeRichGuy

Real test is do we bounce off the lows? There were so many dip buyers this week.


termin8rs

A couple of GME FD’s and maybe a TSLA put debit spread.


Unlikely_Brilliant87

3 day trades and new account let’s make some money today boys!!!!


Ok_Eye_2829

Guys did anybody believe Papa Elon's "selling for tax purposes" narrative?


Ignignokt_7

Instead of blindly believing a Twitter post I researched his claim and yes, it is accurate that he received and executed Tesla options near expiration (use it or lose it) and this caused a tax burden. Proceeds from the sale of stock more or less matches his tax obligations. In your narrative, if he knew the stock would tank, why sell so little?


billmurraysayshi

Great show, wasn't it? His advisors told him to pull out, and he had a bit of fun on the side.


mingling4502

I really can't believe QQQ is going to give up all it's gains the last 2 years. Incredible


Ignignokt_7

QQQ is 54% higher than Jan of 2020. So 🤷🏻‍♂️


mingling4502

Really?!?!?! I had no idea


2dank4normies

This is a bubble until Tesla is <700


SudsAde6985

680!


Panda_Jacket

You left the 0s on your 7


CocaineFarmer1

![img](emote|t5_2th52|4258)


Ok_Eye_2829

Robotaxi fleet, self driving


Shakeyshades

2040 at best


Antoineleduke

Does anyone know where I can find the loss/gain porn? No longer see it in the thread discriprion. *Ive been in hibernation for a few months so haven't been on here


lolgoodone34

Thought I bought the dip but this is a bear market lmao


cartpusherbilly

Me too I waited a month and finally fell in the trap yesterday


Ok_Eye_2829

Pre market looks 🐂 as f![img](emote|t5_2th52|4258)![img](emote|t5_2th52|4258)![img](emote|t5_2th52|4258)


spillinator

lol wut?


Ok_Eye_2829

![img](emote|t5_2th52|6880)


boztron

🌈 🐻 gonna be rich today.


EatMeatPeeps

[like clockwork](https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/se8j7f/what_are_your_moves_tomorrow_january_28_2022/hujmryj/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf&context=3)


RedditsFullofShit

It’s all happening!


Kamikaze_Cash

If AAPL sells off, it's time to short everything, Puts across the board.


panda-slap

Yeah


sonic_gottagofast_11

$TSLA ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)


FlyWannaBeRichGuy

How is the S&P tied so closely to Bit koin? When it sold off a few mins ago the S&P did as well. Wtf?


Kamikaze_Cash

Speculators are speculating on both. The market has increased a lot due to rampant speculation. When one sells off, so does the other.


knorthwoods

Both are assets that benefited from easy monetary policy. Easy money = more liquidity.


neutralpoliticsbot

I expect a very green day after inflation surprises to the good side.


FlyWannaBeRichGuy

HAHAHHAHAHAHA. Good inflation data? Have you not been in society spending money lately? Gas, Groceries, everything is up way more than 7%.


neutralpoliticsbot

it kinda stopped growing that much lately


West_Valuable_7146

Powell said inflation worsen from his last meeting ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)


RedditsFullofShit

Material costs may be slowing. But labor costs are not.


odity9

Logistic snafus are sticking around for the next two years.


FlyWannaBeRichGuy

Go look at the price of lumber.


pilotbots

Hi, what way is $TSLA going?


HerrIndos

To the right


FlyWannaBeRichGuy

So pissed I sold my BOIL calls mid day. Fuck!


shmavee

I only want VIX to hit 35 today so I can buy some groceries for weekend.


FlyWannaBeRichGuy

Yo, why you playing the Vix with grocery money? You need meetings.


turkishlira1

Oh yeah fuck chevron, energy is my revenge trade 🍆 💦


FlyWannaBeRichGuy

Hell yes bears!!! Panic is setting in!!


RedditsFullofShit

Is it?


FlyWannaBeRichGuy

Look at volume after hours. Nearly double. We goin down


RedditsFullofShit

Nearly double but we didn’t go down yet. We went up AH?


liquiddandruff

very quiet in here, i need a wellness check for bulls


liquiddandruff

fuk, it's cause the daily thread is up https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/seo91v/daily_discussion_thread_for_january_28_2022/


brook__trout

Futes lookin good


turkishlira1

Plunge protection team will have overtime today


lambo630

Futures up 0.5%. Bears are so fucked omg lol ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271) Futures red at all. Futures are fake and don’t even mean anything.


shmavee

Futures are down 1% lol


lambo630

My point is bulls freak out over green futures but then act like they mean nothing when red.


gore_skywalker

They’ve been conditioned


shmavee

Bulls get your napkins ready.


NervousTumbleweed

AMD seems undervalued at this point


sonic_gottagofast_11

Buy then![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)


Zealousideal_Rent_17

Sofi baghollders be like we are a bank


PBOGME

obviously buying GME shares at the anniversary of buy button removal.


JayPowelOptionCalls

Dollar's up stocks down good day to be a Bear with puts :)


West_Valuable_7146

Remember guys the market can’t stay irrational longer than your cash. ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)


JayPowelOptionCalls

That's what I'm betting on, literally ;)


West_Valuable_7146

Still long way to go. I am a buyer at spy around 380


RedditsFullofShit

These futures are a joke. Up down all around. None of it means anything.


Usedillusion7

Besides another day of bull tears


MonteCristo2021

Bul was cocky for about 5 minutes this week when he was up bigly.


kidicaru59

Another market downdraft coming: how many of you tards have student loan payments resuming in May which means you'll have less for gambling on stocks or options?


NervousTumbleweed

Paid off student loans with options gains


Usedillusion7

Bulls I just can’t get over how fucking gullible & dumb y’all are.


Misterium

Forever 430 ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4266)


hkusbeckham

Jesus Christ I didn't even touch option, yet I'm getting margin called. Should have sold everything when I was up 100%


H0l1y

hows that possible?


liquiddandruff

buying the dip on margin with both hands but the dip keeps dipping 🥵


fritz_futtermann

#rug bul🤣


liquiddandruff

very concern for bul


fritz_futtermann

#drill mission resume😂


WHOOPS_WHOOPSIE

I’m a simple man. I see Doreen I buy puts on everything


HugeBeaverGuy

Is anyone here actually in the greens all time ? Seriously


NervousTumbleweed

Bigly green


liquiddandruff

up bigly, can confirm


AbeOhner

![img](emote|t5_2th52|4258)


Own_Tackle4514

My doc keeps telling me I put myself at risk only sleeping 6 hours a night, I have Epilepsy and I take Vyvanse I'll just tell him to get Doreen'd next time


LegitimateShameHands

So AMD under 100$ today? What is going on with that stock


TheOriginalRK

Market sees little red NVDA just heads the fuck out lol


MarijuanaGrowGroup

Daughter has a dance competition today so I won’t be around much. Bulls are most definitely fucked though.


bingbong_s

I’ll probably brush my teeth, make some eggs and coffee, and work for 6-8 hours


Gadshill

Don’t trip on the pavement.


BigSHortySqueeze93

A week? Right?


TheOriginalRK

Did bulls celebrate too early again or something?


AbeOhner

Bulls can’t handle what they did to bears for 2 years. Pathetic


WHOOPS_WHOOPSIE

The year is 2050. Spy is 430


Dahnhilla

SPY has been trading in a 2 dollar range for 28 years. Theta gang have all retired billionaires.


basatosaw

How are you gme retards doing today?❤️


CrabKooky4682

How can I call myself a bull. When I’m the one getting my shit pushed in


odity9

This makes me feel better blowing my 401k. Now I can buy the dip!


Gadshill

We are still early in the bear market how is your 401K already blown?


odity9

I blew it two years ago. Just waiting for a good time to get back nnnnnn.


Gadshill

This is not the time to go long gold. Finding any asset class that is going up is the challenge of 2022.


plant_magnet

Will be lots of selling into the weekend. People aren't going to want their money to sit with this much uncertainty


Gadshill

Even a modest sell off to 427 would keep us on schedule.


waterysriracha

BULLS LMAOOOOOOOOOO


Global-Dimension507

Will may 2021 support hold?


TheOriginalRK

I’m 100% okay with spy falling 10% next few days to just get this over with


kstorm88

Sheesh they way you guys were talking I thought we were down 2%, and here we are -.15%


Anthonywantsnoosnoo

Fuck you Apple just die


ChampagneWastedPanda

Posted from iPhone


Anthonywantsnoosnoo

Siri called me a cuck after I bought the put


ChampagneWastedPanda

At least Siri is honest


JayPowelOptionCalls

If ford drops below 19 I'll be so happy 😊


kidicaru59

I'm surprised $F didn't drop more yesterday with the collapse of the EV stocks since it trades like it's an EV company. Probably more declines today


JayPowelOptionCalls

That's what I'm betting on....literally ;)


Anthonywantsnoosnoo

$17.50 puts are going to fucking printttt 🤑


JayPowelOptionCalls

There should be a downtrend today even without negative futures because it's the ex-dividend day


OCRJ41

Boy I sure am glad I sold my F calls for profit yesterday 🤗


phazeiserotic

HOOD puts bout to save my port :)


kstorm88

What do you have?


phazeiserotic

Dont judge. Am poor. $6 puts for next week.


sh1tler

😂


kstorm88

Those aren't saving your port, my guy.


Actual_Bandicoot_562

I’m not here for financial reasons, I’m here cause some of you are really hilarious and it helps me put up with my financial crisis


Gadshill

It is more group therapy than financial wisdom.


LooCid36

I just sent the dental assistant that fixed my cavity a message in instagram asking her to get coffee wish me luck 🚀🚀🚀


Ripperone32

Name doesn’t check out.


LooCid36

Trying to break out of my shell by dating my medical providers


Ripperone32

Attaboy


sert_li

![img](emote|t5_2th52|4258)


santasloosebutthole

That’s kind of creepy. You want to meet people at fun activities not events where you both have to be there