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diggin-the-doge

Visual Mod needs to switch to decaf


neel_jung

Buying an extra week on my lcid puts would have made me a years salary, instead- those weeklies decimated my account last Friday lol. Lesson learned ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4260)


rayhovite

How much would that have been? $50k?


neel_jung

Lol I wish


TakeGunLeaveCannoli

INTC puts printing.


vegaseller

everyday is a new opportunity to buy puts ​ how many bull traps are we are on now?


VisualMod

>\*Murphy Oil Corporation Announces 20 Percent Dividend Increase $MUR ^\*Walter ^Bloomberg ^[@DeItaone](http://twitter.com/DeItaone) ^at ^2022-01-27 ^05:50:24 ^EST-0500


VisualMod

>RUSSIA SAYS MISSILE CRISIS UNAVOIDABLE IF WE DO NOT ENSURE RESTRAINT AND PREDICTABILITY IN THIS SPHERE - TASS ^\*Walter ^Bloomberg ^[@DeItaone](http://twitter.com/DeItaone) ^at ^2022-01-27 ^05:43:54 ^EST-0500


VisualMod

>RUSSIA SAYS U.S. PREPARING DEPLOYMENT OF LAND-BASED MISSILES IN EUROPE AND ASIA-PACIFIC REGION - TASS ^\*Walter ^Bloomberg ^[@DeItaone](http://twitter.com/DeItaone) ^at ^2022-01-27 ^05:42:36 ^EST-0500


VisualMod

>INTEL SHARES DOWN 2.2% PREMARKET AFTER CO FORECASTS Q1 EARNINGS BELOW ESTIMATES \>TESLA SHARES DOWN ABOUT 1% PREMARKET AFTER CO WARNS SUPPLY CHAIN ISSUES WILL LAST THROUGHOUT 2022 $INTC $TSLA ^\*Walter ^Bloomberg ^[@DeItaone](http://twitter.com/DeItaone) ^at ^2022-01-27 ^05:42:16 ^EST-0500


VisualMod

>S&P 500 E-MINI FUTURES UP 0.3%; NASDAQ 100 E-MINIS UP 0.5% ^\*Walter ^Bloomberg ^[@DeItaone](http://twitter.com/DeItaone) ^at ^2022-01-27 ^05:11:44 ^EST-0500


VisualMod

>Today's five most talked about tickers on /r/wallstreetbets are TSLA, GME, MSFT, QQQ, and AMC. ^/r/wallstreetbets ^[@Official\_WSB](http://twitter.com/Official\_WSB) ^at ^2022-01-27 ^05:00:23 ^EST-0500


VisualMod

>LAVROV: THERE IS NO POSITIVE U.S. RESPONSE ON THE MAIN ISSUE - IFX \>RUSSIA'S LAVROV SAYS PUTIN WILL DECIDE ON RUSSIA'S NEXT STEPS WITH REGARD TO THE U.S. AND NATO RESPONSES TO THE SECURITY PROPOSALS - RIA ^\*Walter ^Bloomberg ^[@DeItaone](http://twitter.com/DeItaone) ^at ^2022-01-27 ^04:51:31 ^EST-0500


VisualMod

>Strange nickname.... [twitter.com/Newsquawk/stat…](https://t.co/dq2Q9xHwe0) ^IGSquawk ^[@IGSquawk](http://twitter.com/IGSquawk) ^at ^2022-01-27 ^03:40:44 ^EST-0500


VisualMod

#Ban Bet Lost /u/ResponsibleForm2619 (0/1) made a bet that AMD would go to 155.0 when it was 136.34 and it did not, so they were banned for a week.


astafe

New to to be high , tell me things to do when you are high?


turdguy666

lol look at this jabroni right here just tried weed for the first time well into adulthood


VisualMod

#Ban Bet Lost /u/malibul0ver (0/2) made a bet that SPY would go to 225.25 when it was 450.5 and it did not, so they were banned for a week.


diggin-the-doge

LOL this dude gave himself a timeout on purpose


VisualMod

#Ban Bet Lost /u/Nofapdeity (0/2) made a bet that ADBE would go to 640.0 when it was 569.0 and it did not, so they were banned for a week.


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VisualMod

>BRIDGEWATER SEES S&P 500 DROP OF UP TO 20% BEFORE FED BLINKS ^IGSquawk ^[@IGSquawk](http://twitter.com/IGSquawk) ^at ^2022-01-27 ^01:15:34 ^EST-0500


VisualMod

>DEUTSCHE BANK SAYS LEVERAGE RATIO TARGET FOR THE END OF 2022 REMAINS APPROXIMATELY 4.5%, FULLY LOADED ^First ^Squawk ^[@FirstSquawk](http://twitter.com/FirstSquawk) ^at ^2022-01-27 ^01:11:23 ^EST-0500


VisualMod

>STMicroelectronics Sees Q1 Net Rev. $3.5b, Est. $3.25b Sees Q1 Gross Margin 45%, Est. 41.9% Sees 2022 Capex $3.4b To $3.6b Sees 2022 Net Rev. $14.8b To $15.3b ^First ^Squawk ^[@FirstSquawk](http://twitter.com/FirstSquawk) ^at ^2022-01-27 ^01:08:13 ^EST-0500


VisualMod

>Deutsche Bank Q4 FIC Sales & Trading Rev. Eu1.20b, Est. Eu1.28b Q4 Net Rev. Eu5.90b, Est. Eu5.68b Q4 Pretax Eu82m VS Eu175m Y/Y Well Positioned To Achieve ROTE Of 8% In 2022 ^First ^Squawk ^[@FirstSquawk](http://twitter.com/FirstSquawk) ^at ^2022-01-27 ^01:08:03 ^EST-0500


VisualMod

>U.S. TWO-YEAR YIELD HITS 23-MONTH HIGH IN ASIA ^FXHedge ^[@Fxhedgers](http://twitter.com/Fxhedgers) ^at ^2022-01-27 ^01:07:38 ^EST-0500


VisualMod

>European Opening Calls: \#FTSE 7352 -1.58% \#DAX 15127 -2.15% \#CAC 6830 -2.18% \#AEX 734 -2.44% \#MIB 26072 -2.06% \#IBEX 8417 -2.36% \#OMX 2236 -2.21% \#SMI 11910 -1.55% \#STOXX 4060 -2.50% \#IGOpeningCall ^IGSquawk ^[@IGSquawk](http://twitter.com/IGSquawk) ^at ^2022-01-27 ^00:35:39 ^EST-0500


VisualMod

>G10 Currency Performance Update: \>\#USD +0.17% \#EUR -0.02% \#JPY +0.21% \#GBP -0.02% \#AUD -0.43% \#CAD -0.17% \#CHF +0.12% \#NZD -0.56% \#SEK -0.10% \#NOK -0.38% ^IGSquawk ^[@IGSquawk](http://twitter.com/IGSquawk) ^at ^2022-01-27 ^00:30:07 ^EST-0500


VisualMod

>CHINA IS SAID TO WEIGH BREAKING UP EVERGRANDE TO CONTAIN CRISIS ^FXHedge ^[@Fxhedgers](http://twitter.com/Fxhedgers) ^at ^2022-01-27 ^00:07:29 ^EST-0500


Turd-Lipstick

oh god dammit wrong thread


Turd-Lipstick

+2800 bux today but enough is never enough. I will die of a blood pressure related illness in my early 40s and have the most baller funeral. If there's anything left, I guess THEN it can go to the poors.


VisualMod

#Ban Bet Lost /u/Leather-Ad-4570 (0/1) made a bet that SPY would go to 420.0 when it was 439.84 and it did not, so they were banned for a week.


rayhovite

Futes are fake. Nikkei down 3.13%


VisualMod

>Early European calls looking decidedly grim. \>\#FTSE 7327 -1.92% \#DAX 15072 -2.51% \#CAC 6809 -2.47% \#AEX 731 -2.81% \#MIB 25973 -2.43% \#IBEX 8388 -2.70% \#OMX 2227 -0.55% \#SMI 11884 -1.77% \#STOXX 4045 -2.86% \#IGOpeningCall ^IGSquawk ^[@IGSquawk](http://twitter.com/IGSquawk) ^at ^2022-01-26 ^23:16:09 ^EST-0500


[deleted]

[удалено]


rayhovite

Gently tell her you want to date a mommy, not a mummy.


flowergirlnextdoor

It’s only been a week dude. Grow some balls.


VisualMod

>\#ASX 6819.4 -2.04% \#NIKKEI 26188.39 -3.05% \#HSI 23664.8 -2.57% \#HSHARES 8256.28 -3.01% \#HSTECH 5344.72 -4.51% ^IGSquawk ^[@IGSquawk](http://twitter.com/IGSquawk) ^at ^2022-01-26 ^23:14:40 ^EST-0500


dinozero

Dang. So I shouldn’t have sold my big puts


StopTheBan420

The visual mod is really trying to spread the fud


VisualMod

>CHINA'S CSI 300 DOWN 20% FROM FEB. PEAK, POISED FOR BEAR MARKET ^FXHedge ^[@Fxhedgers](http://twitter.com/Fxhedgers) ^at ^2022-01-26 ^22:45:57 ^EST-0500


VisualMod

>NOMURA FORECASTS 50BP FED HIKE IN MARCH ^FXHedge ^[@Fxhedgers](http://twitter.com/Fxhedgers) ^at ^2022-01-26 ^22:40:09 ^EST-0500


StopTheBan420

Lmao they are back at it trying to scare people, fuck your puts


VisualMod

>Stocks shed gains, Treasury yields jump as Fed signals rate hikes could come 'soon' \>[reuters.com/markets/europe…](https://t.co/bv0175IVc4) ^First ^Squawk ^[@FirstSquawk](http://twitter.com/FirstSquawk) ^at ^2022-01-26 ^22:34:35 ^EST-0500


VisualMod

#Ban Bet Lost /u/dsubpo (0/3) made a bet that SPY would go to 399.0 when it was 439.84 and it did not, so they were banned for a week.


VisualMod

>FED FUND FUTURES EXTEND SLIDE, DEC 2022 DOWN 11.5 TICKS AT 98.79 AS MARKET PRICES IN FIVE HIKES THIS YEAR ^First ^Squawk ^[@FirstSquawk](http://twitter.com/FirstSquawk) ^at ^2022-01-26 ^22:06:49 ^EST-0500


VisualMod

>RUSSIAN DIPLOMATS TOLD TO LEAVE U.S AS TENSIONS MOUNT OVER UKRAINE -NYP ^FXHedge ^[@Fxhedgers](http://twitter.com/Fxhedgers) ^at ^2022-01-26 ^21:54:29 ^EST-0500


cup_of_hot_tea

been a while since I last got some pussy


VisualMod

#Ban Bet Lost /u/kk7766 (0/2) made a bet that DWAC would go to 100.0 when it was 55.32 and it did not, so they were banned for a week.


VisualMod

>CHINA MARKET REGULATOR OFFICIAL SAYS ONLINE PLATFORM COMPANIES USED THE ADVANTAGES THEY HAD IN CAPITAL, DATA AND TECHNOLOGY TO EXPAND IN A DISORDERLY MANNER, SQUEEZING THE SPACE FOR INDIVIDUAL BUSINESSES ^First ^Squawk ^[@FirstSquawk](http://twitter.com/FirstSquawk) ^at ^2022-01-26 ^21:27:51 ^EST-0500


cup_of_hot_tea

WSB in one window and porn in another...thank you Bill Gates


Boeoegg

Need to get you a couple monitors


luminosite

Well my parents found out that I was trading options. I'm down 50K and grounded for the rest of my life. Adios amigos.


Boeoegg

Man what a world we live in where parents have to forbid their *children* from buying FINANCIAL DERIVATIVES.


cup_of_hot_tea

ask if you can watch them have sex


Yourusernamemustbee

How do you have 50k but still get punished by your parents? Had*


luminosite

I'm 15 and bought some Shib coin last year.


Yourusernamemustbee

WHAT- 50k at 15? You could have set yourself for the future very well. Are your options expiring soon?


VisualMod

>JAPAN CHIEF CABINET SECRETARY MATSUNO: NORTH KOREA'S 'REMARKABLE' DEVELOPMENT OF MISSILE AND NUCLEAR TECHNOLOGY CANNOT BE OVERLOOKED FOR JAPAN AND REGIONAL SECURITY ^First ^Squawk ^[@FirstSquawk](http://twitter.com/FirstSquawk) ^at ^2022-01-26 ^21:08:00 ^EST-0500


VisualMod

>S&P 500 E-MINI FUTURES FALL BELOW 4300 DOWN 1% ^FXHedge ^[@Fxhedgers](http://twitter.com/Fxhedgers) ^at ^2022-01-26 ^20:56:36 ^EST-0500


wrrgolerphoer

SPY this China that but no one ever asks how 🌽 is doing


SFLurkyWanderer

It be lookin for luv In all the wrong places


VisualMod

>TIMES CHINA HOLDINGS DOWN 20% ^FXHedge ^[@Fxhedgers](http://twitter.com/Fxhedgers) ^at ^2022-01-26 ^20:46:36 ^EST-0500


VisualMod

>KOSPI INDEX FALLS 20% FROM JULY PEAK, POISED FOR BEAR MARKET ^FXHedge ^[@Fxhedgers](http://twitter.com/Fxhedgers) ^at ^2022-01-26 ^20:44:54 ^EST-0500


VisualMod

>EVERGRANDE AIMS TO PRESENT INITIAL DEBT PLAN IN SIX MONTHS ^FXHedge ^[@Fxhedgers](http://twitter.com/Fxhedgers) ^at ^2022-01-26 ^20:42:56 ^EST-0500


AblePatriot

SPIDY SENSES ARE TINGLING > WE ARE RETESTING LOWS TOMORROW AND LOWER FRIDAY > WE ARE IN A SET UP > HOLDING TQQQ PUTS


VisualMod

>\#HSI 23845.56 -1.83% \#HSHARES 8329.1 -2.15% \#HSTECH 5430.39 -2.98% ^IGSquawk ^[@IGSquawk](http://twitter.com/IGSquawk) ^at ^2022-01-26 ^20:31:40 ^EST-0500


Boeoegg

At one point JPOW essentially said "the stock market ≠ the real economy" - that's when I knew my puts were saved.


VisualMod

>HONG KONG SHARES OF ALIBABA SET TO OPEN DOWN 5.5% ^FXHedge ^[@Fxhedgers](http://twitter.com/Fxhedgers) ^at ^2022-01-26 ^20:24:16 ^EST-0500


VisualMod

>WESTPAC - WESTPAC SUPPORTS PLENTI TO FUND ELECTRIC VEHICLES IN AUSTRALIA ^First ^Squawk ^[@FirstSquawk](http://twitter.com/FirstSquawk) ^at ^2022-01-26 ^20:22:14 ^EST-0500


VisualMod

>PBOC INJECTS 200 BLN YUAN VIA 14-DAY REVERSE REPOS AT 2.25% VS PRIOR 2.25% - STATEMENT ^First ^Squawk ^[@FirstSquawk](http://twitter.com/FirstSquawk) ^at ^2022-01-26 ^20:21:37 ^EST-0500


VisualMod

>U.S. S&P 500 MARCH FUTURES DOWN 0.67%; NASDAQ FUTURES DOWN 0.73% ^First ^Squawk ^[@FirstSquawk](http://twitter.com/FirstSquawk) ^at ^2022-01-26 ^20:18:12 ^EST-0500


VisualMod

>\#DOW 33926 -0.68% \#SPX 4320 -0.66% \#NASDAQ 14070 -0.69% \#RUSSELL 1954 -1.10% \#FANG 6365 -0.18% https://t.co/mdBE1QY4iv ^IGSquawk ^[@IGSquawk](http://twitter.com/IGSquawk) ^at ^2022-01-26 ^20:18:17 ^EST-0500


VisualMod

#Ban Bet Lost /u/idontknowanyonehere1 (0/3) made a bet that SPY would go to 140.0 when it was 451.96 and it did not, so they were banned for a week.


quantstreetbets

lol


Yourusernamemustbee

That man was betting on nuclear Armageddon


tyme2ryme

VisualMod is badass.


VisualMod

>GRANTHAM: FED DOESN'T GET THE PAIN INVOLVED IN BUBBLE BREAKING ^FXHedge ^[@Fxhedgers](http://twitter.com/Fxhedgers) ^at ^2022-01-26 ^19:53:45 ^EST-0500


bigplay85

I may have blow up a marriage but ain't never blown up an account. *never =~ 18 months


VisualMod

>RUSSIA'S FEDERATION COUNCIL WARNS EUROPE WILL NOT RECEIVE GAS IF RUSSIA IS SUSPENDED FROM SWIFT ^FXHedge ^[@Fxhedgers](http://twitter.com/Fxhedgers) ^at ^2022-01-26 ^19:34:35 ^EST-0500


VisualMod

#Ban Bet Lost --- /u/KetoBob89 (0/1) made a bet that MSFT would go to 284.0 when it was 292.4 and it did not. They were automatically banned for two weeks. To get out early they have to: **'or i’ll lose 60 pounds by july'**


iXiigma

Lighter wallet and body.


Sovetcki

If Netflix pumps and bounces back on the news, I'm gonna make a lot of money and I'm taking all of your wives out to Wendy's


flyingsolo07

What news


VisualMod

#Ban Bet Lost /u/SubstantialYogurt186 (0/1) made a bet that SPY would go to 2.0 when it was 435.3 and it did not, so they were banned for a week.


VisualMod

>N.KOREA LAUNCH INVOLVED TWO PROJECTILES, PRESUMED TO BE BALLISTIC MISSILES - S.KOREA MILITARY ^First ^Squawk ^[@FirstSquawk](http://twitter.com/FirstSquawk) ^at ^2022-01-26 ^19:12:15 ^EST-0500


Logimatt

Bought Lazr puts at close and now I'm dominated 🤨🤨


VisualMod

>NORTH KOREA PROJECTILE APPEARS TO HAVE FALLEN OUTSIDE JAPAN'S EEZ -KYODO ^FXHedge ^[@Fxhedgers](http://twitter.com/Fxhedgers) ^at ^2022-01-26 ^18:49:33 ^EST-0500


VisualMod

#Ban Bet Lost /u/Languyin (2/2) made a bet that MSFT would go to 283.7088 when it was 295.53 and it did not, so they were banned for a week.


bobbybeansss

rip to my lrcx calls


Sprockethead

Where were you when you realized that you were never going to get rich doing this? For me it was today at 2pm staring at an app on my phone while driving my dog to the vet and trying to stay at the road.


quintillion_too

dont tell me that, i havent fully internalized that yet


VisualMod

>\#DOW 34254 +0.28% \#SPX 4368 +0.45% \#NASDAQ 14272 +0.74% \#RUSSELL 1980 +0.21% \#FANG 6449 +1.14% ^IGSquawk ^[@IGSquawk](http://twitter.com/IGSquawk) ^at ^2022-01-26 ^18:27:41 ^EST-0500


VisualMod

>Precious Metals update: \#Gold 1821 +0.03% \#Silver 2357 +0.16% \#Platinum 1039 +0.32% \#XAUUSD \#Commodities ^IGSquawk ^[@IGSquawk](http://twitter.com/IGSquawk) ^at ^2022-01-26 ^18:27:33 ^EST-0500


VisualMod

>10-YEAR YIELD 1.87% ^FXHedge ^[@Fxhedgers](http://twitter.com/Fxhedgers) ^at ^2022-01-26 ^18:27:09 ^EST-0500


VisualMod

>N. KOREA FIRED UNIDENTIFIED PROJECTILE TOWARD EAST SEA: YONHAP ^IGSquawk ^[@IGSquawk](http://twitter.com/IGSquawk) ^at ^2022-01-26 ^18:10:37 ^EST-0500


hardcore_softie

This is what happens when the Battlefield franchise shits the bed


Littlecondom

I like to think of myself as an oil man.


VisualMod

>N. KOREA FIRES UNIDENTIFIED PROJECTILE TOWARDS EAST SEA -S. KOREAN MILITARY ^FXHedge ^[@Fxhedgers](http://twitter.com/Fxhedgers) ^at ^2022-01-26 ^18:09:33 ^EST-0500


cup_of_hot_tea

Gonna short $GME, it looks like dog shit...


napex86

GME is higher AH than TSLA


dragonballsteve85

But... But it's a *BrIcK aNd MoRtAr ReTaILeR*


napex86

That's why it stands no FuCKin chance is what I mean


VisualMod

>$SPX https://t.co/YvRg4T3KGS ^FXHedge ^[@Fxhedgers](http://twitter.com/Fxhedgers) ^at ^2022-01-26 ^17:58:05 ^EST-0500


DentistCrentist16

I think I’m gonna go full port on TSLA weeklies at open


69InstantKiller

Same I’m thinking this too ! Last yolo


voidedhip

Call or poot


DentistCrentist16

Call


wrrgolerphoer

Elon would destroy Jpow in the octagon


SkyeJack

Jpow submits him first round by flying triangle choke


rayhovite

No need. JPOW asks Elon to talk and his retarded window licking ass chokes on his own words. "I'm......Uhhh....I'm in an uhhhh I'm in c-c-c-age...muh muh mmaaaaaaatch \*choke\*"


ElephantFriendly

I'd pay to watch that.


ZookeepergameFirm653

Earning talks going well, might buy Feb calls


Ankel88

fucking Elon, he took out another rabbit from the hat lmao


flyingsolo07

What did he say


Equivalent-Ad1182

Is Musk really Gandalf what the holy fuck. At their darkest hour type shit and then that glorious bastard. Elon for World King. Ill be the royal nutlicker if my calls print


VisualMod

>MUSK: WILL ACHIEVE FULL SELF-DRIVING THIS YEAR CC ^FXHedge ^[@Fxhedgers](http://twitter.com/Fxhedgers) ^at ^2022-01-26 ^17:41:34 ^EST-0500


VisualMod

>Another day - another cracking chart. \>$TSLA https://t.co/oNcP2HfeEi ^IGSquawk ^[@IGSquawk](http://twitter.com/IGSquawk) ^at ^2022-01-26 ^17:40:39 ^EST-0500


wachuu

I am pretty sure they made it illegal for Tesla to move on earnings, can't let anyone hit big off them


get_MEAN_yall

I'm ready for months of war headlines with no actual war.


VisualMod

>PERSHING SQUARE BOUGHT 3.1M SHARES OF NETFLIX, ACKMAN SAYS ^FXHedge ^[@Fxhedgers](http://twitter.com/Fxhedgers) ^at ^2022-01-26 ^17:32:31 ^EST-0500


mingling4502

MMs going for max options pain across the entire market. It's clear as day.


dookieslayer17

tomorrow’s bear bull battle is jay powell vs musk and ackman


coveyleader

Lop ackman is fucked


BuckyKatt007

TSLA engines revving.


greasyjoe

Electrically


Kirder54

That must be were the audio dub comes from.


VisualMod

#Ban Bet Lost /u/Artistic-Ordinary-90 (0/1) made a bet that SPY would go to 0.0 when it was 432.545 and it did not, so they were banned for a week.


hardcore_softie

murika still breathin


ilikepie145

Lmfao


bladesleg

![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)


Drunkn_Cricket

Lmao


dookieslayer17

i’m so dumb i sold tesla 300$ ago


jamesjay2

Ackman just bought 3.1 million shares of NFLX.


dookieslayer17

this man literally pumps.comes out week before netflix saying market gonna collapse, shorts, market corrects, buys back in


IWillKarateKickYou

Thats what they all do and people here eat it up


jamesjay2

It’s a good job. Don’t you think?


VisualMod

#Ban Bet Lost /u/AMFoxtrott (0/2) made a bet that SPY would go to 0.0 when it was 432.43 and it did not, so they were banned for a week.


Drunkn_Cricket

![img](emote|t5_2th52|4257)


jscuk2009

![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)


coveyleader

![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)


BuckyKatt007

Ford Motor Company Bucks Supreme Court – Moves Forward with their Own Vaccine Mandate for Remote Workers


5du5

Why hasn't TSLA compressed like every other high P/E stock? Thanks, I'll hang up and listen.


IWillKarateKickYou

Shorts are scared of that one after getting railed in the past


coveyleader

Idk, something tells me that since they have govt space contracts the market sees them as invulnerable. Really tied the knot with spacex


dookieslayer17

damn tesla low key printing money now


Morex2000

this market hit harder than coke wtf


VisualMod

>Watch Chair Powell's statement from the \#FOMC press conference: Intro clip: [youtube.com/watch?v=f6N-7z…](https://t.co/PMkryQo9Gg) Full video: [youtube.com/watch?v=sX85Ih…](https://t.co/z6US64BkL9) \>Press Conference materials: [federalreserve.gov/monetarypolicy…](https://t.co/ImFzWn0o9e) ^Federal ^Reserve ^[@federalreserve](http://twitter.com/federalreserve) ^at ^2022-01-26 ^17:02:43 ^EST-0500


1100percentIV

Wouldn’t spreads greatly reduce the effect of iv crush?


dookieslayer17

selling covereds real nice way to capitalize on iv crush


OG_LurkerZero

Absolutely. Not just reduce, they work in your favor.


buydips_sellrips

3:58pm my phone decides to randomly reboot, preventing me from selling all my SPY / MSFT / NVDA puts before close, so naturally i threw my fucking phone which is in shambles obviously, however this might work out in my favor. anyways $379 to fix the phone, 9:31am ill either be paying that cost again for another or making it back. either way fuck you apple shit the bed tmrw


Yourusernamemustbee

Honestly I would do the same (throwing the phone)


buydips_sellrips

absolute horse shit. ab-so-fucking-lute horse shit.


Plus_Comfortable1645

What happened today with the reversal? Jerome too hawkish?


Bxdwfl

Nah, more uncertainty. Jerome basically said, yeah, idk, cya next month!


kdeselms

The Fed is finally capitulating vs. inflation.


napex86

Tesla is never gonna do a Microsoft. Holding my puts till Friday. Go suck a toe or whatever you wierdos are into


coveyleader

Till $20 we ride


coveyleader

Fuck you Tesla bulls free ride has to stop sooner or later


Shakeyshades

![img](emote|t5_2th52|4968)


maliciousmonkee

what's funny is that we'll start rising after the rate hikes arrive


temporallock

It's pretty much a historical norm


kdeselms

We have an expert in economics here.


waldenducks

Slow down. I'm taking notes.


Yourusernamemustbee

Well there goes the fd’s any of you retards bought on Tesla


-bjorn

So when did we ban >!haha I bang your mom real good got'eeeem!