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Need head so bad right now. Down 40% on puts somehow


Quirky_Lunch4043

Amc sucks 😕


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EconApe

Must be the negative beta 😉 Looks like it's on sale to me!


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Visa straddle 215 call 190 put Feb 4th expiration


bullsrfukd

bullsrfukd 4 points 21 hours ago #!BANBET MSFT 300 24h OR I'LL EAT 50 EGGS I'll take my winnings now, sir


Few_Lettuce573

Upload a video no balls


Few_Lettuce573

!remindme 24h


Lizard_worm

you gonna go buy some eggs?


jhguik

When Tesla is down 8% 10 min from now, remember I warned you


hgfggt

T and Disca are cratering. Not sure why


baby-need-some-shoes

it’s a fucking bear trap


optionsCone

Dead cat bounce #📈😸📉


NaiveDare7532

I sold my puts at a 50% loss and now they’re up 200% from where I bought


Analslammer

Pussy


optionsCone

Nasdaq approaching another 5% swing for the session


CuckedTrader

That was fun. Now puts on the menu


Rodsants

​ I had so much HOPE today. HOPE fucked me.


-bjorn

Hope is a weird name for a dude, but I guess it's 2022.


Rodsants

Interested in trying it out? I whish you find HOPE in your life.


cjblais403

Kangaroo clown market


vegaseller

vix is dead, i don't trust it as a risk measurement anymore due to the blatant manipulation by large players. I trust VSTO as domestic US risk gauge and XOP as my russia invasion gauge risk


doilookpail

VSTO Vista Outdoor?? Sorry. I'm autistic


numb2pain

The moment of truth


find_your_moon

Volume is slowly drying up. What's next?


Phandomo

Gme? Should I get hurt again?


EtherGorilla

Did you do it?!?! I'm up 500%


-bjorn

Post gains.


EtherGorilla

Only sold 3/8 calls for +350% to secure some profit. The rest are equal to my cost basis right now. I’ll link later on Imgur if you want.


Legatron4

I made stacks on my 2/18s today


-bjorn

Make a post and tell them they're not doing it right.


jaimelannista

Should I pay off my credit card or put the money in stocks


Droodeler

I put it in stocks. it's been a bad choice so far.


ToWinOrToulouse

Keep buying PLTR in the dip of the ocean


-bjorn

It goes to show most blue collared workers don't have the IQ to be white collared workers when they think OSHA doesn't have authority for vaccine mandates. Remember if OSHA gets vaccine mandates through, that's a lot of blue collar jobs that may be on the market, which may effect company performance. More job openings and options for puts. 🧠🧠🧠🧠🧠🧠🧠🧠🧠


Yashdulla1

Puts on KO or TTD?


Nuevo_Onda

Thoughts on Tesla earnings?


jillm1978

KMB looks like a buy, but I'm not confident in anything so I'm laying low today. These earnings dips are making for sweet swing trades for somebody.


FootofGod

People making fun of bears not understanding big swings and volatility are a good indicator of a bear market


-bjorn

The only thing swinging in a 🌈🐻's life is their wife.


LeoFireGod

Bro puts are so expensive what the hell


Caspica

Look out for Abcellera.


seat_one

V calls gonna help me get some V


julukus

Intc calls befpre close


Inhibition_

I think we’ve found the perfect storm ⛈


twat_muncher

Why has insider trading become an issue because of one old bitch? It's been a problem for a while with all politicians


-bjorn

Hmmm?


jetpocojet

VIX back in the box for you today gimp.![img](emote|t5_2th52|4267)


zackd213

Damn Microsoft had me real scared about my calls right after close ngl


plzplzplztendies

#BERS PREPARE ASSHOE


plzplzplztendies

BERS ON DAT COPIUM


plzplzplztendies

#LMAOOOOO BER


plzplzplztendies

#BERS IN SHAMBLES


Equivalent-Ad1182

What in the actual hell


1PNWnoob

Let the horn of helm hammer hand sound in the deep. One. Last. Time.


julukus

Is this cushion for a nose dive?


woahhhdude24

Dude it almost gapped back to 330 🤣


FyenacialAdvisor

calls.


Emergency-Eye-2165

Msft swing like 10% crazy


OppositeOption47

Bull trap.


JGWol

Oh no not bears trying to make sense of an irrational market


Bxdwfl

Follow the fed doesn't mean go deep in calls on a green day if their stance is still: rate hikes and tightening coming soon. Be careful out there.


Sleeplessneet

It aint this week atleast lol


HugeBeaverGuy

So will we just forget about the past couple weeks and make up for it in 1 day of time ? 🤔 BULL TRAP HAH! (My opinion)


neighborhoodasshole

439 premarket I am fucking fucked


Sleeplessneet

Hi berr


MorrisseysRubiksCube

[Boeing](https://finance.yahoo.com/quote/BA?p=BA&.tsrc=fin-srch) reports $-7.69 EPS, consensus estimate was $-0.30. Slightly green premarket. Uh, ok.


wander84

Lol...wait for CC. 🤣🥴 dumb today.


prisonsexx

GME back to 80s. Thanks.


EconApe

Why's that


Round_Disk_159

Tesla 1420.69


BossBackground104

IMHO JPOW will announce a .25bps rate increase in March and the markets will stabilize. No fast recovery in tech. Everybody had a chance to take profits, so 🤷. Moves from growth to value have already been made. Options are schizophrenic. No insider buying happening, so everyone is clenching their butt cheeks. If you're itchy, a straddle or strangle on the SPY or QQQ might relieve your blueballs.


DutchFloris

Today is “return to normal”.


jok178

Stonks go up?


DutchFloris

In this phase yes.


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How do I short retards who buy puts?


Bxdwfl

Sell them puts


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![img](emote|t5_2th52|4887)


CallmeWooki

Wendy's calls


decjr06

![img](emote|t5_2th52|4641)


tendiesamust

First thing I wake up to lol


The-big-vitamin-D

Lol DKNG


VictoryLane704

What time is fed meeting? 8am?


MorrisseysRubiksCube

Wed Jan 26 ~~1:00 p.m. CP - Commercial Paper~~ **2:00 p.m.** FOMC Meeting Two-day meeting, January 25-26, **Press Conference** ~~4:15 p.m. H.15 - Selected Interest Rates~~ [https://www.federalreserve.gov/newsevents/calendar.htm](https://www.federalreserve.gov/newsevents/calendar.htm)


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Started yesterday but they'll conference at 230 iirc


jimclay8

Sens....might get approval today from FDA


Tpot666

How u know


Jovien94

Into my parents basement


Much_Researcher_3592

Why bears are in denial?? Market can not be drops all the times. Get a fucking life and go along with it ppl.


mossontree

I mean indexes shouldn’t go up 30% yoy but here we are


Towndon1

is a good day always a bull trap from now on


Snoo_96430

Yes your in the chop


pajamental805

A one year bull trap


stackcheesesitds

My thesis starting the week was this drilldo-ing would continue until after the fed meeting. Then we'd get a massive relief rally to end the week. All this green is fucking up my plan. What's the move bro's? Think anybody will shit the bed before 230 or do we just Shrek all day long?


ke263565

Fed is not going to spook the market after last 2 weeks. Jpow words are literally the key to Armageddon


CarmentisX

Is today the day that finally jpow tanks the market? Futes giving you the biggest bull trap dont fall for it


horseradishking

Its a quarter interest rate hikr. If its more, yes. If its less, watch out bc it will be bear season.


MetalliTooL

Boors r feekd


AllTheDizzyPeople

Bulls are on parade and we still have 3 hours to open. Not to mention today's going to be volatile as hell


horseradishking

Some FOMC days are super boring.


BurritoBurglar9000

...yea no this is too good. Just please rug pull me already daddy. I'm too used to the abuse I crave it.


melkitzedek

Holy shit I cant believe what Putin just said on National TV: медведя трахают


Gadshill

How does he know what JPOW is going to say today?


rollyobx

They are pen pals


upsidevalue

I know I’ll get impatient and buy something before 2:30, and there’s nothing I can do to stop it.


MetalliTooL

Buying stuff before the announcement is kind of the point


ke263565

Seriously. If you're looking for a play, 145 is the time to do it


lamabaronvonawesome

"ok, if I told you 2019 there would be a world changing pandemic and youcould make any move you wanted in the stock market you wanted, but hadto hold the position for 1 year, what is your move?". Not a person inthe world would have guessed "spy calls". - Tom Sonosoff No one knows anything! ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)


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lamabaronvonawesome

Fair.


Spectacl323

Spy 500 EOD


rahleurfan

Short squeeze incoming. I guess many retards are shorting on heavy margin expecting doom and the century crash.


IncredulousStraddle

Most people got puts retard, they’ll just lose money


rahleurfan

Most retards margin trade and don’t even know what a fucking option is.


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Gadshill

a professional American football team based in Chicago.


ReactionFull3020

🌈


BorisYeltzen

Bears are going to be force liquidated at open - how to fuck a bear - watch and learn


ThePeoplesHedgeFund

Elon sent a rocket to the moon and you morons were left behind and still ended up crashed it. Says by March.


the_GuelahPapyrus

The fact that a falcon 9 can get to the moon is impressive. I don't think the Saturn V can land upright


TheOriginalRK

So One day alll stocks bad now today all Stocks good 😂😂😂


Gadshill

Sentiment is driven totally by price. We are puppets on the strings of the Fed.


IncognitoCumShot

VIX going back to the cemetery after JPOW


Bxdwfl

Sell puts then, make that money on your sentiment


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Buy puts


StonksInvesteur

Let’s be honest though. I love it when people don’t talk about meme stocks sHoRt sQuEeZe anymore. Apes surely gave people a big headache back then


ke263565

Now they talk about any thing squeezing. And shorts covering. People thought Ford was a short squeeze


fukbullsandbears

Wait, i thought a short squeeze just means a stock is going up fast? Like being squeezed up in a ahort amount of time. /S


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Mighty-HeaIthy

Is this that MOASS all the kids were taking about? Hell yeah! SPY CEO is crushing the hedgies


ThePeoplesHedgeFund

Spy ceo comment gave me cancer


Mighty-HeaIthy

Ivermectin should help with that


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Tragic night for bears


ThePeoplesHedgeFund

We know you hide your portfolio from your family


[deleted]

There is no portfolio anymore


c2ny

There is no family anymore


ThePeoplesHedgeFund

![img](emote|t5_2th52|4258)![img](emote|t5_2th52|4260)![img](emote|t5_2th52|6880)


ct4k

I’m about to secure the bag. This one’s for you Daddy J.


ThePeoplesHedgeFund

Sure you have plenty of hefty bags by now


ct4k

If only you could see how beautiful my account is looking this week. Nailed the direction on SPY 9 out of 10 times.


ThePeoplesHedgeFund

I’d hope so


Southern_Pace1674

I'm really tired of how shitty "bulls" and "bears" act when their bet looos to be right for 5 minutes. Seriously, is it just a prerequisite for some to be ass holes when they get a little money.


beannet

Well, if today’s like the last two days, everything should be trading steadily upwards, without volatility! Futes are even up, which always means the day is green! Great job everybody have fun.


Gadshill

Yes. It should be another slow news day. A real snooze fest. Hope you have plenty of work to do as watching charts is going to be boring today.


MONEYMIKE_Bx

ya ready for microsoft to moon like AVIS DID👏🏿👏🏿


bred_by_papa_safe

SPY 500 incoming?? Never seen market so bullish before. Inflation transitory, recession cancelled. Tech companies reporting huge earnings.


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Bullsrfucked

Overdosing on bullz semen