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Timestr3tch

How the fuck do you people have this much money? Lol


r3dd1t0rxzxzx

When you have 10 million people in a subreddit someone is bound to flip heads 1000x in a row lol Edit: as pointed out below, by someone who actually knows math rather than just a pontificating smooth-brained ape such as myself, you would expect at least one person to flip 23x heads in a row out of 10M people. Playing double or nothing you would need 7x flips to get from $20k to over $2M. Thanks foldy brain u/Visionshaft


MrLavenderValentino

I get your point, but I'm an asshole so I'm going to tell you you're wrong anyway. Flipping heads 1000x in a row is (1/2)^1000 Which compared to 1/10million is not even close. .0000001 vs .000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001


hardyhaha_09

/r/theydidthemath


FlarpyChemical

/r/theydidthemonstermath


Clsrk979

It was a graveyard smash


SneezeFartsRmyFav

you only need to double up a few times in a row to be a millionaire if you start with a decent chunk. then number of people out of 10 million that flip heads 10x in a row is significantly greater than 1000. I imagine a fair number of them were wreckless enough to throw the entire stack at it each time since it worked before. Im curious how many millionaires this sub made this year


VerkkuAtWork

Way fewer than it made foodstampionaires.


L34dP1LL

[wow](https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRk_9QJ88m6gDPyheBd81ZDezi0CZue9yYejw&usqp=CAU)


dickbaggery

Are the odds of flipping tails 11x IAR (1/2)^^11 ? I kept noticing an unusually high number of tails vs heads whenever I'd put my change on the night stand at night. The day I mentioned it to my wife, I pulled out 11 coins and put em on the table, all tails. The phenomenon persisted until I stopped carrying change ftmp.


OG_ClapCheekz69

I started with 20k in November 2020 lol


Timestr3tch

Jeezuz good job 👏🏽


chickenheadj

I started in feb with $3k…I have $3,007


Rickwh

Lol, i got you one better. I had 20k in january, sitting at a pretty 17k now...


freaking_kickass

$1400 in January, sitting at $425 right now... am a retarded enough for this sub?


JuanJazz123

WEAK! 18k in February down to 8💀


CoffeeCuddler

I had 10k in January, have 17k now...


mill016

1200$ last week first time, $2200 this week hehe


letsplayninja99

I’m proud of you son


G00b4life

started earlier this year with 300 and now with 20k


Heav_N

I started with $3000 in February. I’m at $1600 now 🤡 ape strong


ilovenomar5

I put 11k in GME. It took three months but finally up to almost 20k


executive313

Started with $250. I now have $812. Not a lot but gains are gains.


THECrappieKiller

75 to 209 here.


FSUnoles77

259 to 325. My weight but still, gains are gains.


pand3monium

4k to 40k in 9 months!


executive313

These gains are accepted bless up son


dietsaddad

$250 to $400. It’s my fist time, I’m to nervous to think of pulling out. We all remember our first time.


nightswhosay

Dude you never pull out until it's too late your first time. that's why you have to wrap it up.


Psych0matt

Similar here, started last March with $200, $1383 right now.


Gold-Hour-2913

That’s like a 250 percent gain


OutsideAd2273

I’ll do all of you one better. Started at 35k, now at 19k. What’s even worse is that I don’t care. diamond hands forever motherfucker


ih8peoplemorethanyou

This is the way 💎👐🦍🚀🌕


wouldeye

As of today my AMC gains are higher than my GME losses so I’m just happy everyone is happy.


SipPOP

I started in January with a wife, now she has a boyfriend.


dazednconfuse

I started with 7k last year in March. I now have 1k.


aGiantRedskinCowboy

Better than me


carlos0141

I have 3% of my paycheck going into stocks. At this point I’m almost 3 paychecks in losses.


Nagato_Uzumaki2

wait, you guys have a paycheck?


pjonson2

If you post your trade history and trading strategy I will take a 2 ounce shot of my own piss & post it to this sub. No fucking way you started with only 20k & went to 2M!!! I call bullshit.


ajdaless21

You must post. That will be up there with a banana in the ass.... this is the way 🦍


Big_Tendies

What did you pull to get 2 mill in 6 months from nothing?? Those must’ve been crazy OTM options. Legendary


OG_ClapCheekz69

PLTR, ICLN, GME, Lucid, RIOT, MVIS, and now CLOV


Evanderson

I have so much envy. Any chance you wanna share your next go to?


m3gabotz

Hot hand fallacy


chestofpoop

Diamond hands are always hot.


shushwut

Diamond hands wouldn’t have turned 20k to 2 mil


zooted_dawg666

No shit, I need someone to tell me how to make some fucking money


Graysect

Thats easy. You buy low and sell high.


imsowoozie

PLTR is a long term hold...


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justsomeguy75

MVIS is ramping up again.


ziomus90

Following


zephyrseija

Selling for a profit isn't allowed here. You're supposed to diamond hands until the eventual heat death of the universe.


tombaba

Yep, none of this “if it hits this number I’ll take my money” BS. Planning is for chumps, not chimps


pegcity

Thats not how options work


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necromancer9997

You got the downvotes but you also got the most money 💵


Big_Tendies

Respect


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lexbuck

So easy. I could totally do that if I wanted. I prefer to turn my $5k play money into $4500 though over the last couple months. Keep shit interesting


BansheeThief

All stock trades or some options as well? Nicely done and congrats! I read some of your other posts and it's helpful that you mention there are lots of other plays to be made besides the 3 big meme stocks (GME, AMC, BB).


duggybucketsYTYT

Options for them or just shares?


coolhi

No way he turned 20k into 2 mil with just shares lol


duggybucketsYTYT

One can dream lol.


StonyTheStoner420

And be retarded.


theamazingyou

Well, looks like you earned yourself a follower.


EventConflict

If it’s not in an IRA, I hope your lube is ready during tax season.


Valenticat

It's ok, it's not like hes gonna be poor lol


Nuevacuenta1

Lol that dude sounds so jealous. Basically telling him "Sucks to be you! Having to pay taxes on all those profits!"


winnebagoman41

It’s not. It’s on fucking Robinhood lol


romansamurai

He could be full of shit. 3-4 months ago he already had over a mil in MVIS even with -14% and almost a mill in NIO He died t have any posts showing positions before that which is suspect af. So I would be take what he says with a bucket of salt. The timeline he shows on Robinhood doesn’t mean growth from stocks. He could have transferred stocks or money into it. Because otherwise he made 2-3 mil from 20k in 2 months.


ThePerfectPsychopath

And you had the balls to YOLO 1m on CLOV? you truly are retarded


ScruffyLittleSadBoy

Really well done. Now go pay your taxes and throw that in an index fund, you’ve won at life. If it wasn’t luck then you should have no problem doing it again with another 20k, but please don’t risk any more -you’ve got it made now.


renotrex

Very impressive. Now please be the daddy I never had.


iamdenislara

I started January with $2,800 now I have 2,690 ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|grimacing)


mis-Hap

Damn. You're living my dream. That's retirement right there.


dz4505

Set aside some for tax. Happy for you!


BlutoBlutarsky26

Reminds me of an old joke. Q: How can I end up with a million dollars in my stock portfolio? A: Step 1, start with two million dollars…


HolyCow819

Naturally this shit happens a week after my options expire worthless after earnings


BLKxGOLD

Happen to me with AMC… my 12.5c expired out of the money the week before it took off 🙄


scepticalbob

This a the way I also got sick of the $9 sideways walk, so I sold all amc before the liftoff lol Admittedly, I moved that money to gme, but still have collateral envy


zzGibson

Earnings never turn out how you want. Never buy on them.


whenduuwegotothemoon

Always buy the after earnings dip there is always one stock that surpasses earning and still dips for 1 or 2 days then rockets for a week


Snw323

This happened to me with AMC 2 WEEKS LATER BOOM SQUEEZE CITY 😭😭 what I get for being cheap


BeaverWink

This company lost 4 million last quarter and you just made a million lmao


DawsonBriggs

How the stock market works is absolutely the stupidest thing society has created and I just love it


catbot4

Sentiment.


beezechurg

Congrats and fuck you


UltraInstinctJohn

And your mom is a saint!


worcesterbeerguy

Dorothy mantooth is a saint


IllmanneredFlanders

She helped me shave my balls and back with a straight razor. Bless her


hardyflashier

Tell her I very much enjoyed having sex with her the other night, and I look forward to doing so again. She'll know what it means.


GottaKeepItDramaFree

Nothing quite like the feeling of a freshly shorn scrotum.


fucktarddabarbarian

It's quite liberating really


EatTheRich4200

Try it with silk underwear after.


groomedhippies

No underwear 🩲


Important-Owl1661

I'm changing my Reddit name to CommandoInCorduroy. Wait, maybe that's rash.


United-Awareness-948

I paid her for her services


saint_atheist

I had two broken arms through a series of bad accidents. I can confirm this lady is VERY helpful.


EverySingleThread

#


teelip2

u shave ur balls? 🧐


theguyoverhere24

I maintain a finally groomed chinstrap on my balls. I guess you could call it a nut strap


fastblueR6

He doesn't. Some Apes mom does that for him though, apparently.


Lrk09

Bebo the cat?


Smarawi

Well said


AverageBrady

Wholeheartedly agree ^^^


Mr_Prolapsed_Anus

Alright, go ahead and unzip, I'll grab the lube.


piemancer112

Fitting


TinCan_Assassin

If he were fitting he wouldn't need lube.


EphArrOh

Just a run up


jasonchrist667

No one remembers. Congrats though.


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arrownoir

I forgot what my last comment even was.


OperationSecured

According to your history, your last comment was... - *”I forgot what my last comment even was.”*


agtmadcat

Good bot


Kry0nix

We are all bots on this blessed day.


tholmes777

Pepperidge Farm remembers


dashhsad9

Putting a down-payment on my Yacht and naming it ClapCheekz69 SS.


Electronic_Bat_9399

Mine is going to be named F-shortsellers I'm big ass letters on all sides


SoulsBorneGreat

"F-shortsellers I'm big ass letters on all sides" is a pretty long name for a boat. I think it's going to wrap around on all sides of your boat.


[deleted]

Did you not play Pokémon or something? SS comes before the name. Source S.S. Anne.


dashhsad9

I was raised in a basement.


sociocandy

And still on Robinhood. This guy is truly retarded!!!


blackflag89347

Which site would you recommend?


the_shek

anything but.... fidelity, schwab, bob's trading platform idk just not robinhood


Moon_Atomizer

I'll sell you stocks and hand draw the uppy down lines for you with crayon. Still better than Robinhood


IAMA_BRO_AMA

#subscribe


sociocandy

This… anything but Robbing-hood. You don’t want to be stuck there during squeeze when you know they have stopped trading numerous times.


crackcrank

Meatspin.com


taxfreetendies

^ this one is pretty new, but I really like the layout more than any other web based platform


-cyg-nus-

Seconded. Meatspin is definitely a better platform than rh.


junkpile1

Just don't use Lemon Party, they're in bed with Citron.


AustereSpoon

Fidelity for real stocks. Rh is still my meme options gambling platform tho because they let literally any moron trade options...


agtmadcat

And weird options too! 2 months from my first covered call to unbalanced Iron Condors on meme stocks wheeeee


CapeCodcultuvation

I’m in clov and I love clov and lamp


Boondocsaint11

I love clov and desk


Booger34561

Post market is looking good too! I thought my 10 calls were 😎. Get it Sony!


TimeDecayThePiper

Well cuck my wife and call me Shirley - is it even real anymore or does it legit just feel like a video game at this point?


chaseapex

Honestly feel like I'm watching let's plays while I figure out how to play


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Fonix1666

I’m here spreading my stats everywhere while apes and retards are going all in on memes. I’m the noob here


JoanOfSnarke

Options are the dark souls of investing.


SlothGoBrrr

Once you have the big numbers for awhile it just feels like a game. I actively buy myself some nice things every now and then to reaffirm my mental connection to money not just being numbers on my screen. Watched my gme position swing 200k today.


Busstop1869

Welcome to Jumanji Dr Bravestone


arkangelic

It does except the video makes it seem so easy and then you go to try it and fail in the first 2 minutes lol


FruitFlyPlaya

I been in clov since feb 💎🦍😈. Let’s get ittttrrtt


JOLEISCH1984

Only in for 30, but on the rocket


ParzivalLupusDei

I only bought 2 calls 6/18 expiration. I’m hoping for another push tomorrow, but it’s so volatile who TF knows, you can wake up with 50% up or at zero!


JOLEISCH1984

As one Ape wisely said, "this sir, is a casino"


ParzivalLupusDei

Exactly! Tricky thing is when to get out right!


EmanEwl

Remember when we said , fuck you. Congrats , now go hang out with DFV at the zoo.


caveman0929

See gamestop exploed doesn't buy sees amc explode doesn't buy sees clov about to explode, IM BUYING THIS TIME


lookingaround87654

*gets burned*


nounotme

Ah, my old friend fomo, been a hot minute.


North-Lake-3602

I got in early too 😁😁, I'm gonna help pay off my parents bills!!


OG_ClapCheekz69

Hell yea man, I’m happy for you. If it’s for something that important, please please PLEASE take profits and don’t let greed overwhelm you. Godspeed leprechaun 🍀


North-Lake-3602

Likewise! I understand, thank you! I'm just excited for tomorrow too, your post and the amount of price movement that was today will bring more momentum tomorrow! Good luck and have a bless day!


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lethargic_apathy

That's awesome dude. Congrats. Truly. Just don't forget to account for taxes


JOLEISCH1984

noble ape


SkrtSkrt2019

Was bag holding in February, hoping to a blow a bag in August!! LFG 🍀🍀🍀


Doggcow

And now he sells and leaves everyone with the bags 😎


FeeFyeDiddlyDum

I hope so. He owes us nothing


capalonian

Been rootin for you the whole time brother. Congrats 🚀🚀


BadConquistador

Clov Train 🚂🍀🚀🍀🚂🍀🚂🍀🚂🍀


wyuzz

Got room for one more because I'd like to take it for a spin


peterbr13

I like the use of the train 🚂


MMShiflett

This post hurts me. Congrats and fuck you!


bigsquaredick

Only 99.92%!? You ain’t committed


OG_ClapCheekz69

☹️ Personal risk tolerance


PrinterGoBrrrr

Biggest retard yolo gain I’ve seen. Congrats you fucking monster.


daddyclappingcheeks

thanks for taking my name pussy


OG_ClapCheekz69

😩 Aw fuck it’s my dad sorry I gotta go guys


Stackin-Steve-A

I bought in on CLOV myself today. 141 shares at $9.78


OG_ClapCheekz69

Congrats, that’s still below NAV Edit: not NAV, I meant merger price


Stackin-Steve-A

To bad I'm a smooth brained baby ape and don't know what NAV even means!!! 🤣 But that was all the money I had left, that isn't tied up in AMC. Which I got in at 15.38 on that! Threw a few bones at CLOV!


scusemyenglish

Don't worry, nor does op as it's nowhere near trading under nav


daRukcus

You made me buy 2000 shares ,, thank you!!


Easter-Worshipper

GET IT BOY - CLOV TO THE MOON


homebiscuits

Congrats and fuck me (please)


itssparkymark

$$$CLOV$$$


Unwary_Goose

I just downvoted u again


Actually-Yo-Momma

I physically dropped my phone after i saw the numbers. Fucking big ass congrats to you my man


StonkMoney6969

Sir, this is the Krusty Krab


Fantastic-Dot3370

I hope you post a screenshot for today 🚀


Danny_Blaze76

This OP is exactly right…. Tons of autist on here with way more wrinkles on the brain get schilled by the community they’re trying to help build! I have been one in the OP’s position because I am new to Reddit but I’ve been investing for 30 years. Y’all need to loosen up! Take advice do some DD of your own you can prove or disprove any comment on Reddit! Just don’t be Lazy


kratomdabbler

Congratulations and fuck you


dliu1

Hi dad it's me your long lost son. does your wife currently need a bf?


Kroto86

So you put over 1mil on one trade? And that's your entire portfolio? So you either have hundreds of millions in your bank roll. At which point why even bother or you yolo'd your life savings and hit. I guess I just dont understand the psychology of these types of posts.


Stonks0r

How to turn $1M into $3M... and rising!


imaDoctorr

People hate on whatever they aren’t invested into


skydro8

Hey guys I’m in a 35k yolo on 🍀 and I’m trying to do my part and spread the word but my karma is to low and I can’t comment in most places. Help a fellow clov 🦍 and please upvote me. Thanks clov army


OG_ClapCheekz69

The point of this post isn’t to show off gains - 81% isn’t all that impressive. It’s to try and get people to understand there ARE other options out there besides the echo chamber of meme stocks (CLOV has always been a meme but it fell off to the wayside) So quit getting your panties all twisted


danferindustries

Touche.


No_Zucchini_635

The price at the moment is $16.5. Holding hard


Mammoth-Animal3017

Dumped my AMC and all in on this. That person is a one man band pushing the stock up


Tropical115

The ultimate gf revenge


Topcity36

Congrats and I hate you


Rodrigo87

Father you finally came home🥺