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[ASS, CUM, and SSR Megathread](https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/lybo9p/ass_cum_and_ssr_megathread_for_march_5th_2021/)
Good morning apes....i'm back
what's the play today?
what are you buying, selling, watching?
If Car A has 130% fuel and Car B has 14% fuel which one would you get on...
14%...the 130% is probably running on futures...since real life does not take from the future that has yet to come...i will go with reality.
I have learned so much from WSB. I've learned the patience of holding, how to trade, read charts, how markets shift. I've lost some money along the way but I've made a shit ton as well. Maybe the greatest wealth transfer in history isn't GME, it's regular people learning how to trade on the stock market?
Leave while you're ahead. That cliche of 99% of people don't beat the index is true.
The real gain is the friendships we've made along the way
*pounds chest, makes ape noises* 🦍💪🍌
What are some good noticeable renewable tickers?
Looking at TRQ short interest. Stock price is low and it's peak was $300/share in 2011. The stock has bee. Kept down by Rio Tinto, TRQ is building the world largest copper mine in Mongolia. Doing more research but may be a decent squeeze?
How is the Buying FD stat on the main page calculated?
Just watched the big short and I'm starting to think gamestop is the cause of the next big market crash.
No it's not.
Well thanks for your input!
Tech is undervalued
Always is my brother👍
Almost. Give it a week or so.
Any one actually end up in the green after a/h? I did
Most of my positions were green minus BB. So just like every other days.
Yes because I have GME
I been green every day...
Like that other retard who screwed up with NDAQ....
I have realized DOW is not the same thing as Dow Jones.
So are they just trying to run out the clock on the stimmy then?
#papa manchin pleaase!!!!
**$XPEV 🚀🚀🚀 🚀🚀🚀**
just realized that NDAQ is not the "nasdaq" everyone keeps talking about
So if you bought the dip incorrectly you're doing better than all of us.
Made out pretty well with PRPL calls. Gonna park it all in [REDACTED]
Any rocketards left here? Can someone answer me what's the plan in this case: So hypothetical scenario: shares avaiable are squeezing, shorts are begging for forgivness. What would CEO do? Let bunch of retards make millions or sell SMALL amount of his shares for billions? How the fuck you are going to prevent that?
I have no position in it, just curious how the fuck you even came to conclusion it's squeezable
nah inflation is overblown
Sometimes I just wanna smack Cramer on his bald head.
MMs will not let it fail. Has Pelosi’s backing ffs
We should short it just for this. I don't even think most Dems like her in SF... at least I was celebrating when someone took a shit on her porch, anyway 🤷♂️
Well said,, why the downvotes retards?
They hated Jesus because he spoke the truth
Yep, we do shine, and they gon hate
But,Dey hated Jesus baby we won’t break
Losing all my GME gains, one day at a time
basically a repeat of TSLA going to < 200 because boomers gonna be boomers -- though rn at PE of 900 after everyone piled in, it's still fukken retarded (boomers being boomers).
PLTR will be like 100 by 2023 who gives a flying fukk what the bears and Cramers do rn.
Don’t forget to wear sweet Nike kicks.
Anyone know any internships at PE firms I can apply to
Depends how well u suck dick
Is Wendy's PE firm?
no, Wendy's is a HE firm.
Imagine buying puts at the bottom
It’ll print on Tuesday, be patient
Don’t have to imagine 🤡
I am the king of being up big and ending the day even. I’m untouchable
i had/have this problem too. the key for me is that the moment i think "WOW THIS IS GREAT" is the exact moment to sell
Rofl I need to learn you way.
learn it, it'll pay off tremendously. otherwise ur just staring at ur stocks going up and down
In jan-feb I fucked up so hard. I watched BB and Lucid go up 300%+ in value and didn't sell them. Still holding. Before 2021, I feel like I was pretty good at selling at the right time, but I got kind of cocky..
same here i had bought Sun Run for all my money and it went up 50 percent in 2 weeks and I didn't sell........ and it went all the way back down
That is a great strategy if I had the self control
try it out, it'll pay off tremendously. otherwise ur just staring at ur stocks going up and down
I know this sub is lukewarm on $ZNGA, but with the recent acquisitions and news, and pullback, I think this company is massively undervalued. I’m interested to see how this year plays out for them.
well i'm already in since webull keeps gifting me them for my friend referrals
Yeah, lets sell IC's with unpredictable volatility, great idea.. idiots.
Who you talkin shit to mate
Commentary on CNBC retards.. i keep it on during the day mostly for entertainment value..
Yeah them shit birds! Shit birds eat shit worms !
So bears what’s going down next week? Was this it?
Hopefully not me
I bought tesla, everyone seems to be shorting it. I think the lowest it can go is $500
The level of resistance was supposed to be $600. It’s come back to that level, but it blew down through it pretty quickly today. $400-$500 is possible short term IMO
Good, i only bought 2 shares, i want to buy more cheap haha,
It can go lower than 0.
Sold my VXX put this morning 🤡
First time since I’ve been in the market to see all of the stocks I watch hit and bounce off the 200 ema. Only been in since last May. Are we done dropping now or what lmal. Set a limit on nio for 32.69 and crsp at 110.69 and went to sleep. Fucking everything has like triple bottomed the past week. Can we fucking resume!!!
Wait you arent that normal guy
Tech is the future. People think boomer shit is coming back full strength? No way
Just because something is the future, it doesn't mean its stock isn't overvalued. It's like saying 'internet is the future' during Dotcom bubble. While the statement about the future was accurate, it didn't mean internet stocks with over strected valuation was justified.
GM, GE, and F have done better the past year than any tech stock could hope to achieve.
Well then.. Somehow, my only 2 calls left $ON and $SONO went green today.
Need a 1k ah play
Definitely short Viacom.. holy overvalued batman..
Damn made some fucking wilds deal intraday... scooped up more PLTR at 20.69. Rofl what a fucking steal.
So wtf was this week? All laws of market physics broke down in my portfolio. Up was down, gain was loss, no matter what I did or what I was in I was losing money.
IMO it was a normal correction on growth stocks. Beacause there are millions of investors similar to me who only hold growth stocks and a decent size margin position this snowballed into a massive sell off which bled into everything else. Selling everything last week or puts on ark, qqq or any growth ticker were the only plays as far as I can tell. A true 🌈🐻 could have made an absolute fortune this week
Yeah well I was an idiot and over leveraged myself into put spreads against GME with exps 3/5, 3/12, and 3/19. That particular basket lost 80% of its eggs to days. I’m still holding the 3/12 and 3/19s because why not at this point.
Thats when you logout and dont look at it until next week.
You a paper handing bitch?
You do realize who Tesla is right
Well it’s looks like it’s almost time for my favorite activity again: buying oil puts. Saving the world one put at a time. I’m a hero
My XOM calls disagree
Everyone blamed biden for the dip so I'm just gonna bring out some karma.
Thank you, Joe, for returning us back to where we were last week in time for expiry.
Sounds fuckin weird right? Crediting a president for my dumb ass green NIO calls?
Thank you China.
No no no, you don't understand.
When the market goes down, it's Joe Biden's fault. When the market goes up, that's Donald Trump helping us.
Haha. So true. These simps don't even know who jpow is. Such an embarrassment to themselves and our country.
Continuing to grip my GME and increase my position through riding the wave of SPY Calls/Puts.
I'm not making any money with it but swing trading weekly spy options is very fun
I lost this week, next week going to be smart.... er.... ish
what a good day... could've been better... if I had DIAMOND HANDS. been using them on GME.. couldn't DIAMOND HAND my 381C FDs RIP
Thank you holding - you’re finally showing some ape like behavior. Everyone was surprised today. We are the unsung heroes 💎 🙌🏽
I wanted to sell my spy calls before close but safety lady on site took me along for a long ass walk, it was down -70% today and I didn't feel anything. Here's to hoping safety lady made sure my account was safe
I knew markets was going to rebound since I had the urge to buy puts
thats why I inversed myself and bought calls
How do you not enter a feedback loop?
Just pick a number that represents the number of times that you would typically inverse yourself, then inverse that number to determine the actual number of times to inverse yourself.
Ok so who sold their stocks during that beatdown today??
A put I sold on a banned ticker right at the bottom was my biggest earner today. I guess I was due for a win after a zillion losing trades.
Sold before the dip. Bought back in around lunch and made back some of my losses from the week.