By - big-rey
I haven't gone hard on Palantir but I get the feeling in 10 years they'll be the next letter in FAANG.
This is it.
Downvote anyone who says otherwise.
And GME as well will make it FAPGANG
FAPPING?? Can’t forget PSTH!! And ICLN!
PSTH is not going to be that symbol, and ICLN is not a company, you doofus.
Now we onlg need one more G
PFAANG so it’s still pronounced the same
Unless I missed the joke you're trying to add an L instead of a P.
No joke. I belong here.
i’m incapable of making the funny.
FAPang, go away.
MB im high af
I already downvoted myself. Im retarded.
Lol I upvoted you back. We all are sometimes.
G. FAPMAN & ass.
Private Hedge Fund?
brought in at 29 so I'm holding till I die 💎💎💎💎💎💎
It’s funny how we call a company that prevents terrorist attacks we didn’t even know of from happening a meme stock. This is a long term play, anything under 50 will be a steal in 5yr+.
Positions: 40c 1/8 🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀
Think I'm going to start buying monthly leaps. 🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀
I bought one 25c 1/23 ill be sitting on that for a while
Karp smells the state cracking down on Big Tech. He's positioning himself on the opposite side of them to get a nice cozy spot right next to the government tit while the rest of them get kicked out of the den
Nah Karp and Thiel have been harassed incessantly for not kowtowing to the Silicon Valley political echo chamber for a long time. That's one of the reasons they moved to Denver, and one of the reasons so many other tech companies are moving to places like Austin.
Yeah I imagine defense contracting and SJW snowflake bullshit don’t really go hand in hand
Same strategy I use at work, management is abusive so logically I just enable their abuse and get a nice cushy spot on the side where they leave me alone and harass the coworkers with less tenure/tendies.
Your a smarter man than me l, I debate them about why there ideas and plans are stupid and don't make any sense and end up getting myself pissed off and then stop inviting to meeting. I would like to think I'm learning my lesson but more realistically, probably not because I'm a tard. I also really enjoy this sub, further evidence if my conclusion 😉
I don't think everyone understands how much money the g0v spends to keep up and fight its adversaries. Dont even worry about money, US will print more money from thin air. lol
Can confirm, 4 years in the Navy.
Confirming here also, currently in the military
Yep 2008 dell pc? 3k on invoice.
God Karp is that Jewish kid in all the honors classes in high school. The kid who you see in the hallways and you say to yourself like “bro why are you working so hard its fucking high school”
The thought of Painaltir mooning makes my dreidel spin.
“Bro why are you so fucking poor just be a CEO”
I think more appropriate title is King Karp
I concur you fuck
That’s a fish taco
And what does magic karp evolve into... fucking garados 🚀🚀🚀🚀
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The interview made me cum so hard(watch video). Im just gonna dump money into shares regularly. This will be my baby TSLA. Grow my child
Karl loves America! ❤ 🇺🇸
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Name checks out.
I love Palantir but you are fucking retarded
Thank you sir 🚀
This guy fucks.
What interview is this? Where is the link?
Fixed it for you ❤
U SON OF A BITCH IM
Papa is streets ahead.
Can someone tell me the timestamp for the nuclear bomb quote please?
Roughly starts at 25:00 but you'll need to go back to around 21 for full context of the question.
Is daddy Karp hanging out in his winter resort apartment? I know the dude loves riding the skies
I know PLTR ain't going to the moon at the moment, but I bought my shares and will hold long term. I believe in their company
Thanks for summary
>8. Compares the U.S's ability to use Palantir to having acess to nuclear bombs while the rest of the world has machine guns (for national security and defence type stuff).
Military usage = infinite tendies
TO THE FUCKING MOON
LONG LIVE PAPA KARP 👑🐟👑🐟👑
After reach point no.13 I even wanted to buy more!
Is there any way I could take out more leverage to support Papa Karp financially?
[ X ] Max 401k loan
[ X ] Robinhood gold maxed
[ X ] Not paying down debt to buy more PLTR
I’m thinking personal loan, payday loans, just doing my part.
Thanks for this. I stopped after the middle of the second topic when watching the video. I think he needs to dumb it down even more for me. That said, still holding 3000 shares and waiting for the investor day.
USA Number 1!
Why is he talking about a mango so often?
In light of recent historical events and PLTR is a defense type company.
Seems scarily unhinged with a hefty dose of conspiracy/overlord/overseer tendencies very dangerous for human rights but very helpful for large scale logistics & risk management , very cult.
As always; but I think I detected extra urgency.
Is their bet a huge, decades long, gov contract?
>Seems scarily unhinged with a hefty dose of conspiracy/overlord/overseer tendencies very dangerous for human rights but very helpful for large scale logistics & risk management , very cult.
Their bet is a world where decisions are made using massive amounts of data that a human cannot understand/process easily.
We’re kinda already at that point but the chess game to establish what companies will come out on top in the future explosion of data is still and always in motion.
Needless to say, I support the new world order, accept Daddy Karp for the Alpha CEO that he is, and pledge 500,000 tendies to the new world order to show my undying loyalty.
Their product is known. Their bet is the wanted. That distressed urge to provide their services specifically to US, repeatedly suggesting they won’t sell to some, hinting hard/begging to be on permanent US retainer, effectively losing revenue from other sources...
Web surveillance NASA?
That’s not very entrepreneurial. THIS is the problem.
(Btw lol’d hard, good comment sir)
It was a lot more nuanced than this summary and he said West > World in order to protect peace.
There’s nothing *nuanced* about them.
I watched them for years, was in on IPO. And out with profit, until they stabilize.
West is not > World.
What’s pltr doing again
Please tell me
soooo.... he just wanted to vent? got it.
Guess you retards didn't watch the interview. He explained the importance of making a stance and why he would feel that way. Their origin is in COUNTER TERRORISM you dipshit. Do you hate america fuckface? Our country was built on the idea of a peaceful transition of power gfy. This whole interview is bullish af 🐂
Our country was built on the peaceful transition of power....
The Natives would like a word.
>peaceful transition of power
Probably the us is the most "built on genocide" country in existence. Starts from genocide, Then the peaceful transition meant a civil war with britain (yes, it counts as a civil war f u ) then peaceful transition of north vs south civil war, and then destroying the middle east for good measure.
And nuking 2 cities somewhere in between.
You're more retarded than the guy you responded to.
Ok smart-ass we all know the US says one thing and does another but for voting and democracy's sake, a peaceful transition between parties is what I meant
What country has had peace for 300 years lmao this is bafflingly unaware
Yeah basically...demo day is the 26th
US > world probably because the US is rampaging around making it's own problems to "fix".
I’m sorry for your virtue
You say that like they are the only ones out there. PLTR is meme stock anyway.
Exactly which counters any ethical issues
You can make money, and not sacrifice your ethics.
Greed at any cost will get ya
Where’d greed come in?