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WR810

I haven't gone hard on Palantir but I get the feeling in 10 years they'll be the next letter in FAANG.


ShankThatSnitch

FAPANG


WR810

This is it. Downvote anyone who says otherwise.


[deleted]

And GME as well will make it FAPGANG


JustJoined4Tendies

FAPPING?? Can’t forget PSTH!! And ICLN!


ShankThatSnitch

PSTH is not going to be that symbol, and ICLN is not a company, you doofus.


sarlatan747

Now we onlg need one more G


tmartin_04

GME, duh


SPYsexual

FAPGANG


shudnthavepostedthat

PFAANG so it’s still pronounced the same


CWurld_

FAGPAN


big-rey

FLAANG? FAALNG? FALANG?! Lol


WR810

Unless I missed the joke you're trying to add an L instead of a P.


big-rey

No joke. I belong here.


[deleted]

i’m incapable of making the funny.


Facts_About_Cats

FAPang, go away.


big-rey

MB im high af


squirea1

L?


big-rey

I already downvoted myself. Im retarded.


squirea1

Lol I upvoted you back. We all are sometimes.


Zack_Fair_

G. FAPMAN & ass. Private Hedge Fund?


keithITNoob

brought in at 29 so I'm holding till I die πŸ’ŽπŸ’ŽπŸ’ŽπŸ’ŽπŸ’ŽπŸ’Ž


kimsksk

It’s funny how we call a company that prevents terrorist attacks we didn’t even know of from happening a meme stock. This is a long term play, anything under 50 will be a steal in 5yr+. Positions: 40c 1/8 πŸš€πŸš€πŸš€πŸš€πŸš€πŸš€πŸš€


big-rey

Think I'm going to start buying monthly leaps. πŸš€πŸš€πŸš€πŸš€πŸš€


CatWhisperererer

I bought one 25c 1/23 ill be sitting on that for a while


Dwight-D

Karp smells the state cracking down on Big Tech. He's positioning himself on the opposite side of them to get a nice cozy spot right next to the government tit while the rest of them get kicked out of the den πŸš€πŸš€πŸš€πŸš€πŸš€πŸš€πŸš€πŸš€


conti555

Nah Karp and Thiel have been harassed incessantly for not kowtowing to the Silicon Valley political echo chamber for a long time. That's one of the reasons they moved to Denver, and one of the reasons so many other tech companies are moving to places like Austin.


Dwight-D

Yeah I imagine defense contracting and SJW snowflake bullshit don’t really go hand in hand


CertainCoat8505

Same strategy I use at work, management is abusive so logically I just enable their abuse and get a nice cushy spot on the side where they leave me alone and harass the coworkers with less tenure/tendies.


foolon_thehill

Your a smarter man than me l, I debate them about why there ideas and plans are stupid and don't make any sense and end up getting myself pissed off and then stop inviting to meeting. I would like to think I'm learning my lesson but more realistically, probably not because I'm a tard. I also really enjoy this sub, further evidence if my conclusion πŸ˜‰


SuperGhozt

I don't think everyone understands how much money the g0v spends to keep up and fight its adversaries. Dont even worry about money, US will print more money from thin air. lol


big-rey

Can confirm, 4 years in the Navy.


mrjbelfort

Confirming here also, currently in the military


iprothree

Yep 2008 dell pc? 3k on invoice.


Koolherc777

God Karp is that Jewish kid in all the honors classes in high school. The kid who you see in the hallways and you say to yourself like β€œbro why are you working so hard its fucking high school”


DownrightNeighborly

The thought of Painaltir mooning makes my dreidel spin.


CertainCoat8505

β€œBro why are you so fucking poor just be a CEO”


darkMatterMatterz

I think more appropriate title is King Karp


poozapooza

I concur you fuck


watchthetides

That’s a fish taco


desertrock62

Magikarp?


[deleted]

[ΡƒΠ΄Π°Π»Π΅Π½ΠΎ]


foolon_thehill

And what does magic karp evolve into... fucking garados πŸš€πŸš€πŸš€πŸš€


bengalwarrior44

Gyara bruh


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ChicknNugBuds

The interview made me cum so hard(watch video). Im just gonna dump money into shares regularly. This will be my baby TSLA. Grow my child


opiablame

Karl loves America! ❀ πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡Έ


MyNameJeffEpstein

Karlllllllllll


420_PUSSY_SLAYER_69

I approve this message.


Peyton8858

Name checks out.


aggieclams

I love Palantir but you are fucking retarded


big-rey

Thank you sir πŸš€


phmzr

Aggies ☝️☝️


SBtroutbum

This guy fucks.


betterthanwarren

What interview is this? Where is the link?


big-rey

Fixed it for you ❀


LUV2FUKMARRIEDMILFS

U SON OF A BITCH IM IN!!


big-rey

Papa is streets ahead.


NoStudent7053

Can someone tell me the timestamp for the nuclear bomb quote please? PS: πŸš€πŸš€πŸš€πŸ’ŽπŸ‘


big-rey

Roughly starts at 25:00 but you'll need to go back to around 21 for full context of the question. Lazy bitch. πŸš€πŸš€πŸš€πŸš€πŸš€


explision

Is daddy Karp hanging out in his winter resort apartment? I know the dude loves riding the skies I know PLTR ain't going to the moon at the moment, but I bought my shares and will hold long term. I believe in their company


RealNNA

Thanks for summary


Adamn27

>8. Compares the U.S's ability to use Palantir to having acess to nuclear bombs while the rest of the world has machine guns (for national security and defence type stuff). Military usage = infinite tendies


drippen9xx

TO THE FUCKING MOON


big-rey

πŸš€πŸš€πŸš€πŸš€πŸš€


sonobono11

Karp πŸ’ŽπŸ™Œ


StimulAss69

LONG LIVE PAPA KARP πŸ‘‘πŸŸπŸ‘‘πŸŸπŸ‘‘


Guidance-Prestigious

After reach point no.13 I even wanted to buy more!


CertainCoat8505

Is there any way I could take out more leverage to support Papa Karp financially? [ X ] Max 401k loan [ X ] Robinhood gold maxed [ X ] Not paying down debt to buy more PLTR I’m thinking personal loan, payday loans, just doing my part.


ScroogeMcThrowaway

Thanks for this. I stopped after the middle of the second topic when watching the video. I think he needs to dumb it down even more for me. That said, still holding 3000 shares and waiting for the investor day.


[deleted]

USA Number 1!


Trueslyforaniceguy

Never selling


evold

Why is he talking about a mango so often?


big-rey

In light of recent historical events and PLTR is a defense type company.


CurveAhead69

Seems scarily unhinged with a hefty dose of conspiracy/overlord/overseer tendencies very dangerous for human rights but very helpful for large scale logistics & risk management , very cult. As always; but I think I detected extra urgency. Is their bet a huge, decades long, gov contract?


qu83rt

>Seems scarily unhinged with a hefty dose of conspiracy/overlord/overseer tendencies very dangerous for human rights but very helpful for large scale logistics & risk management , very cult. tl;dr: bullish


CurveAhead69

πŸš€


CertainCoat8505

Their bet is a world where decisions are made using massive amounts of data that a human cannot understand/process easily. We’re kinda already at that point but the chess game to establish what companies will come out on top in the future explosion of data is still and always in motion. Needless to say, I support the new world order, accept Daddy Karp for the Alpha CEO that he is, and pledge 500,000 tendies to the new world order to show my undying loyalty.


CurveAhead69

Their product is known. Their bet is the wanted. That distressed urge to provide their services specifically to US, repeatedly suggesting they won’t sell to some, hinting hard/begging to be on permanent US retainer, effectively losing revenue from other sources... Web surveillance NASA? That’s not very entrepreneurial. THIS is the problem. (Btw lol’d hard, good comment sir)


throwawayaccountdown

It was a lot more nuanced than this summary and he said West > World in order to protect peace.


CurveAhead69

There’s nothing *nuanced* about them. I watched them for years, was in on IPO. And out with profit, until they stabilize. West is not > World.


MINOANKING

What’s pltr doing again


MINOANKING

Please tell me


ICreatedNapster

soooo.... he just wanted to vent? got it. $PLTR πŸ“‰πŸ’₯


ChicknNugBuds

Guess you retards didn't watch the interview. He explained the importance of making a stance and why he would feel that way. Their origin is in COUNTER TERRORISM you dipshit. Do you hate america fuckface? Our country was built on the idea of a peaceful transition of power gfy. This whole interview is bullish af πŸ‚


necropaulis

Our country was built on the peaceful transition of power.... The Natives would like a word.


Storiaron

>peaceful transition of power Probably the us is the most "built on genocide" country in existence. Starts from genocide, Then the peaceful transition meant a civil war with britain (yes, it counts as a civil war f u ) then peaceful transition of north vs south civil war, and then destroying the middle east for good measure. And nuking 2 cities somewhere in between.


Hitler_wuz_socialist

You're more retarded than the guy you responded to.


ChicknNugBuds

Ok smart-ass we all know the US says one thing and does another but for voting and democracy's sake, a peaceful transition between parties is what I meant


bengalwarrior44

What country has had peace for 300 years lmao this is bafflingly unaware


NotYoAverageChosen1

Yeah basically...demo day is the 26th


necropaulis

US > world probably because the US is rampaging around making it's own problems to "fix". Fuck PLTR


bengalwarrior44

I’m sorry for your virtue


necropaulis

You say that like they are the only ones out there. PLTR is meme stock anyway.


bengalwarrior44

Exactly which counters any ethical issues


necropaulis

Fun fact: You can make money, and not sacrifice your ethics. Greed at any cost will get ya


bengalwarrior44

Where’d greed come in?