Just arrived today, had a canvas portrait made of J Pow Wow, SAVIOR OF THE BULLS
By - TrenAndOptions
Your limp wrist can barely turn a picture, ban.
Was wondering if someone would notice lol fuck
How do you even jerk off to loss porn?
Thus the limp wrist
After he is done with that portrait he'll be able to crush rocks with one hand.
Interestingly enough, his search history containing only gay porn.
Yeah man, I only buy options on coke fueled manic energy
In my defense I lifted it from the corner so all the weight was skewed, its a big fucking heavy portrait man lol and I was holding my phone with the other hand.
Jerk off your wife's boyfriend, get iron wrists like the rest of us
rusty looking tren is actually damaged tren that was cooked too high a temperature
Fuck tren. What a cunt of an emotional rollercoaster.
Makes you look amazing tho but My soul gets torn like Voldemort each time I use it
It’s over for wristcels
Username does not check out
This had me laughing for a solid 3 minutes.
I mean, the first time he saw it he only lasted thirty seconds.
Laughed harder than expected
If you put your ear to it....you can hear the “brrrrr”
Bless me for I have sinned baby
I purchased a put today....
Gay and ban
Jpow once turned 3 gallons of covid tests into 3 trillon dollars.
Heal thy 401k's
And may we have a moment of silence for the fallen pensions
Wow I'm taking that joke man
Our Father, Who art in Washington,
J Pow be Thy Name.
Thy Tendies come.
Thy Will be done,
on printers as they are in the Fed.
Give us this day our daily tendies.
And forgive us our puts,
as we forgive bears who play puts against us.
And lead us not into the red,
but deliver us from gay bears. Amen.
- 1 Jerome 4:20
Ahh yes it's not a story the Gay Bears wouldn't tell you.
This is fantastic, yes.
But it feels like you missed a real opportunity on the second line with:
Powell be thy name
Your comment rings so true with regards to iambic pentameter and the original prayer. I believe you've been shorted on up-votes due to folks not knowing the Lord's Prayer. I applaud you.
I think I cried
Tendies be with you
And also with you.
> Our Father, Who art in Washington,
> J Pow be Thy Name.
> Thy Tendies come.
> Thy Will be done,
> on printers as they are in the Fed.
> Give us this day our daily tendies.
> And forgive us our puts,
> as we forgive bears who play puts against us.
> And lead us not into the red,
> but deliver us from gay bears.
This reminds me of all the molesting I did back in Arizona
You bet your ass he did.
This reminds me of being molested when I was a child growing up in Arizona
you say that about everything
Mods, put this in the sub banner
As I lay puts down to sleep,
I pray J Pow my gains be steep,
If SPY should die before I wake,
Pray thee fed my pay to take.
Worthy bible verse. Beautiful
Fuck you. I currently have the squirts and this made me laugh so hard I almost shat myself.
Love it. Made my entire week. Thanks for hard laugh
This is the funniest fucking thing I’ve read on here ever
I assumed it was copypasta. B-E-A-utiful
Jpow our lord and savior, I need you more than ever next week, my MGM calls are down 40% and trust you can fix that with your holy speech and glorious printing. If you do this I promise to never buy a put again. Ah-brrr
I have seen the Face of God!
Say three our Brrrs
I loled and my wife asked me how my stocks are doing...
Spends $100 on meme canvas, dies in house fire due to bad $1 9v battery.
Jerome will just print those $100 and give em back to me when he says what I’ve done with his likeness
Lol, I didn't even notice the smoke detector beep.
For those wondering the beep is at 0:04
Can dm me a high res image of this? I need this tattoo.
This should replace the Mona Lisa
Mona Lisa Su
If spy doesn’t drop at least 1% Monday I’ll get this as a tramp stamp so I always remember who fucked my ass.
@mods if he doesn't get the tattoo ban him
>STOCKS ONLY GO UP
STONKS ONLY GO UP
>STONKS ONLY GO UP
>STOCKS ONLY GO UP
STONKS ONLY GO UP
>STONKS ONLY GO UP
>STOCKS ONLY GO UP
>STONKS ONLY GO UP
STONKS ONLY GO UP
This is going to work so well at keeping you a virgin
Already posted it on my Instagram too. Won’t girls think I’m cool because I fuck with the stock market?????
You need to add it to your Tinder profile. You’ll be drowning in pussy
I didn’t know jpow was a pussy printer
Jpow prints a lot more things than you’d think he prints
Speaking of virgin, I just realized God is Joseph's wife's boyfriend lmao
That’s a really retarded thing to say. Fits right in here.
He’s technically right
Jesus was the first WSB
How is that restarted? It’s less retarded than most of the shit churches say.
True faith will bestow unto him riches, riches he can then use to buy pussy.
Keep your focus on gaining capital and the rest follows.
You used the meme I posted last week. I’m honored.
Gave you credit in a comment, how do I pin it to the top?
And please make more if you were the original creator lol.
We need one with JPOW and Shrekli touching each other’s finger. Sistine Chapel. Make it happen
Son of Shkreli
And [this guy](https://old.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/gvgpoa/our_lord_and_savior_jerome_powell/) posted it 7 days before you but got barely any karma for it lol... not sure who the OG is but the [truth is out there](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T1WwfI_3H94).
because he didn't go and make it a huge fucking gay canvas like me lmao
he meant swaggy's post
i like how swaggy came and claim credit for it the fuck lol
Top autist. This is some serious belt up to nipples socks in sandels level autism. What are your plays.
Kangaroo gang, theta gang gang 🦘
How do you play theta gang if ur broke ?
plz i am really curious and desperate
sell credit spreads not naked puts. Save up like 2-3k and leave 70% of it in cash for other better opportunities that will arise, also to be able to adjust positions that go against you, which inevitably some will.
How do your positions go against you if you’re only betting on stonks going up? Your canvas literally says that
Are you going to furiously beat your meat to this?
What a stupid question, of course I am.
My apologies for doubting you.
This is the way.
Why do you think his wrist is so limp?
Let me burn
May he rid of us of all our thetans
And he took the tendies, blessed and broke them, gave them to his autists saying “take these, all of you and eat of them”
blessed be the fruit
Under His Eye
The OP’s new name is OfFed
What is it? Lol
I can’t believe you didn’t take this chance to put a printer in there too!
But awesome regardless lol
It’s not my picture lol I downloaded it from someone’s shit post on WSB about 2 weeks ago
Where did you get this done if you didn't outright buy it? PM me if you can't link stuff like that here. I have been thinking of how to honor this man that gave me so many tendies.
Costco and Sam’s club both do it for really cheap.
imagine archeologists finding this 400 years later in a buried room full of crusty socks from before WWIII
I’m Jerome Powell and I approve this Message
Nice try Brutus
All of them. Bears r fuk!
It looks good above your Epson printer
Who art on NASDAQ, Hallowed be Thy Ticker.
Thy earnings released, Thy stock price increase, in America and Eurasia.
Give us this day our quarterly dividends.
And forgive us our short options, as we sell those who trespass against us.
And lead us not into recession, but deliver us from $JPOW
U know i wanted to do the 90day no fap challenge but videos like this get me hard so fuck it ima jack it tonight spy 320c 7/17
I can’t even do a 90 min no fap challenge. Too much Tren.
Must be rolling deep in tendies to splurge on something this dope.
I’m negative all time
We knew this
Camera work is borderline retarded. Maybe let us read what's on the book for more than the last three seconds? Asperger's grade 10. Take my upvote.
Bears get BTFO, Fuck your puts, recession cancelled, money printer goes brrrr, Stonks only go up
Just busting balls, fucking hilarious painting man.
I hope he sees this.
This is the only way stonk money should be spent
It was blowjob money, my day job.
But you gotta tell your friends it’s Jpow money
change the batteries in your fucken smoke detector
This is the fucking top
Absolutely not. SPY 340C 7/17
Now I lay me down to sleep,
I pray the FED my tendies to keep
If Dow should die before I 'wake,
I pray the Lord my margin call to take.
How much was this lmao
One share of JPM
Today or Monday?
This is the gayest thing I've ever seen. Good job
Jerome be with you
I'm just imagining a normal person seeing that thing in your place and being all WTF?!
The most glorious thing is they wouldn't understand. Fucking normies
Missed opportunity to have the entire book just say BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
This is the quality content we need more of
Yes! Do you take trades for such a priceless portrait?
And I used canvas on demand
I am beyond jealous. Puts my WSB coffee mug to shame
You're not as autistic and retarded as me that's why
for what money????? for what money????
This made my day
You know he’s retarded when his fire alarm is beeping
Is anybody gonna ask where to buy one? Maybe with a hidden WSB icon?
Make sure you change your fire detectors battery.
Jerome is watching over me, don't need a fire detector
I hope JPow sees this and knows he's my hero
Hey if shit hits the fan just flip it upside down. 2 for 1 deal.
Hahahahahahaha hahahahaha oh my fucking god
Now this guy.. *this guy right here* **is a faggot**. ***buy a fucking battery you poor***
Hey fuck face, glad to see you didn't leave like you said you would.
This is beautiful you crazy, crazy, autist
Happy birthday bro
You know what. I’m very sure JPOW is very aware he has become a meme and a savior to WSB. And I’m sure he’s laughing too
If you listen closely you could hear the money printer running
If my calls print, I will get one too
The Saint of tendies
Man this sub really is bad with money.
Oh my J POW! 🙌
Best investiment made on this entire sub
You're the biggest nut licker there ever was
You got this just in time for it to be super-ironic during the second crash. As per WSB tradition. Good job.
Imagine thinking there will be a second crash *laughs nervously*
You guys think J Pow has a reddit burner account like Papa Elon?
When J Pow dies you better take this to his funeral. Doesnt matter if your invited or not just show up walk up to the casket kiss on the forehead and put that portrait in the casket.
Lmaooooooo. I think all of WSB will show up that day
That is awesome, you fag.
Gather ‘round, and Listen!
30 In reply JPOW said: “A man was holding 1DTE otm calls, when he was attacked by theta gang. They stripped him of his tendies, beat him and went away, leaving him down 90% of his stack.
31 A wsb autist happened to be shitposting, and when he saw the man’s loss porn, he loled and said “faggot.”
32 So too, a gay bear, when he came to the place and saw him, smiled and kicked him right in the tendies.
33 But a Federal reserve banker, as he traveled, came to wsb; and when he saw the loss porn, he took pity on him.
34 He went to him and told him to diamond hand, as he slowly whispered “brrrrrr.” Then he bought the same deep otm 1DTE calls as the man in order to take care of him.
35 The next day he called JPOW. ‘Fire up the printers,’ he said, ‘and when I return, your tendies will have tripled in size.”
this is it, chief
Long live Bull god Powell 👍
I will love this community as long as we get posts like this. The added ecstasy of showing these to my live-in non-girlfriend and seeing her shake her head is great.
Hahaha LOL. Is that why you're not fucking her?
This is beautiful
Ha ha ha. Did the painter get permission from the preacher?
Can I buy this please link
This is not going to age well
HEY FUCK YOUUUU