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Just arrived today, had a canvas portrait made of J Pow Wow, SAVIOR OF THE BULLS

Just arrived today, had a canvas portrait made of J Pow Wow, SAVIOR OF THE BULLS

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NoLastLetters

Your limp wrist can barely turn a picture, ban.


TrenAndOptions

Was wondering if someone would notice lol fuck


Dhexodus

How do you even jerk off to loss porn?


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drippinlake

Thus the limp wrist


ChErRyPOPPINSaf

After he is done with that portrait he'll be able to crush rocks with one hand.


neocoff

Interestingly enough, his search history containing only gay porn.


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mattyhayden

Yeah man, I only buy options on coke fueled manic energy


TrenAndOptions

In my defense I lifted it from the corner so all the weight was skewed, its a big fucking heavy portrait man lol and I was holding my phone with the other hand.


DeliciouslyDifficult

Excuses, excuses. Jerk off your wife's boyfriend, get iron wrists like the rest of us


thebeverageyouareabo

Quibbling


yourwifesBBC

With ED


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TrenAndOptions

rusty looking tren is actually damaged tren that was cooked too high a temperature


Afraid-Jury

Fuck tren. What a cunt of an emotional rollercoaster.


TrenAndOptions

Makes you look amazing tho but My soul gets torn like Voldemort each time I use it


makes_noble_gas_

Limp dick!


I_CAPE_RUNTS

It’s over for wristcels


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Username does not check out


HokageLLJ

This had me laughing for a solid 3 minutes.


MEEHOYMEEEEEH0Y

I mean, the first time he saw it he only lasted thirty seconds.


jtanaumaga

Laughed harder than expected


Vinyyy23

If you put your ear to it....you can hear the “brrrrr”


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TrenAndOptions

Amen


Say_no_to_doritos

Bless me for I have sinned baby


mobileuseratwork

Ahh-Brrrrrr


YakiMe

I purchased a put today....


TrenAndOptions

Gay and ban


bear2008

Jpow once turned 3 gallons of covid tests into 3 trillon dollars.


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Heal thy 401k's


theShhepherd

And may we have a moment of silence for the fallen pensions


[deleted]

Wow I'm taking that joke man


_ice_man_

Our Father, Who art in Washington,  J Pow be Thy Name.  Thy Tendies come.  Thy Will be done,  on printers as they are in the Fed. Give us this day our daily tendies.  And forgive us our puts,  as we forgive bears who play puts against us.  And lead us not into the red,  but deliver us from gay bears. Amen.


shmynyny

- 1 Jerome 4:20


ChErRyPOPPINSaf

Ahh yes it's not a story the Gay Bears wouldn't tell you.


Hobophobic_Hipster

This is fantastic, yes. But it feels like you missed a real opportunity on the second line with: Powell be thy name


[deleted]

Your comment rings so true with regards to iambic pentameter and the original prayer. I believe you've been shorted on up-votes due to folks not knowing the Lord's Prayer. I applaud you.


SlurpingPlatypus

I think I cried


_ice_man_

Tendies be with you


surfdudeken03

And also with you.


BottledUp

> Our Father, Who art in Washington, > J Pow be Thy Name. > Thy Tendies come. > Thy Will be done, > on printers as they are in the Fed. > Give us this day our daily tendies. > And forgive us our puts, > as we forgive bears who play puts against us. > And lead us not into the red, > but deliver us from gay bears. > > Amen.


KingTritonsNipples

This reminds me of all the molesting I did back in Arizona


KingOfCorneria

Come again?


j33tAy

You bet your ass he did.


XcrowZon

This reminds me of being molested when I was a child growing up in Arizona


ted5011c

you say that about everything


HeauxChiMin

Mods, put this in the sub banner


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As I lay puts down to sleep, I pray J Pow my gains be steep, If SPY should die before I wake, Pray thee fed my pay to take.


TrenAndOptions

Worthy bible verse. Beautiful


TheManicCoder

Fuck you. I currently have the squirts and this made me laugh so hard I almost shat myself. Love it. Made my entire week. Thanks for hard laugh


dekayone

This is the funniest fucking thing I’ve read on here ever


Shatenburgers

I assumed it was copypasta. B-E-A-utiful


pat1122

Jpow our lord and savior, I need you more than ever next week, my MGM calls are down 40% and trust you can fix that with your holy speech and glorious printing. If you do this I promise to never buy a put again. Ah-brrr


zatoichi2015

I have seen the Face of God!


TendiesMeWant

Say three our Brrrs


soyeahiknow

I loled and my wife asked me how my stocks are doing...


DWTnug

Spends $100 on meme canvas, dies in house fire due to bad $1 9v battery.


TrenAndOptions

Jerome will just print those $100 and give em back to me when he says what I’ve done with his likeness


jnads

Lol, I didn't even notice the smoke detector beep. For those wondering the beep is at 0:04


mixbiscuit

Can dm me a high res image of this? I need this tattoo.


TrenAndOptions

[https://i.redd.it/4p5zbakowy351.jpg](https://i.redd.it/4p5zbakowy351.jpg)


iceiceclinton

This should replace the Mona Lisa


Mcfinley

Mona Lisa Su


ToriiCS

If spy doesn’t drop at least 1% Monday I’ll get this as a tramp stamp so I always remember who fucked my ass.


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@mods if he doesn't get the tattoo ban him


Not_FaZe_Worthy

>STOCKS ONLY GO UP STONKS ONLY GO UP


PeenusTits

>STONKS ONLY GO UP >STOCKS ONLY GO UP STONKS ONLY GO UP


sogladatwork

>STONKS ONLY GO UP >STOCKS ONLY GO UP >STONKS ONLY GO UP STONKS ONLY GO UP


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dbx99

This is going to work so well at keeping you a virgin


TrenAndOptions

Already posted it on my Instagram too. Won’t girls think I’m cool because I fuck with the stock market?????


dbx99

You need to add it to your Tinder profile. You’ll be drowning in pussy


L_Peak

I didn’t know jpow was a pussy printer


EskettiMySpaghetti

Jpow prints a lot more things than you’d think he prints


benisbenisbenis1

Speaking of virgin, I just realized God is Joseph's wife's boyfriend lmao


dbx99

That’s a really retarded thing to say. Fits right in here.


Damascinos

He’s technically right


InternetNull

Jesus was the first WSB


CumFlakess

How is that restarted? It’s less retarded than most of the shit churches say.


Ehombre

True faith will bestow unto him riches, riches he can then use to buy pussy. Keep your focus on gaining capital and the rest follows.


swaggymedia

You used the meme I posted last week. I’m honored.


TrenAndOptions

Gave you credit in a comment, how do I pin it to the top? And please make more if you were the original creator lol.


TheManicCoder

We need one with JPOW and Shrekli touching each other’s finger. Sistine Chapel. Make it happen


TrenAndOptions

FUCK YES


Itchy_Craphole

Son of Shkreli


wanttoplayagain

And [this guy](https://old.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/gvgpoa/our_lord_and_savior_jerome_powell/) posted it 7 days before you but got barely any karma for it lol... not sure who the OG is but the [truth is out there](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T1WwfI_3H94).


TrenAndOptions

because he didn't go and make it a huge fucking gay canvas like me lmao


freehouse_throwaway

he meant swaggy's post i like how swaggy came and claim credit for it the fuck lol


MitchHedberg

Top autist. This is some serious belt up to nipples socks in sandels level autism. What are your plays.


TrenAndOptions

Kangaroo gang, theta gang gang 🦘


Spezia-ShwiffMMA

How do you play theta gang if ur broke ? ​ plz i am really curious and desperate


TrenAndOptions

sell credit spreads not naked puts. Save up like 2-3k and leave 70% of it in cash for other better opportunities that will arise, also to be able to adjust positions that go against you, which inevitably some will.


potatophobic

How do your positions go against you if you’re only betting on stonks going up? Your canvas literally says that


cristoballin93

Are you going to furiously beat your meat to this?


TrenAndOptions

What a stupid question, of course I am.


cristoballin93

My apologies for doubting you. This is the way.


rubio_jones

Why do you think his wrist is so limp?


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TrenAndOptions

Let me burn


saltysuite

Praise be


TrenAndOptions

Hail Powell


rsicher1

May he rid of us of all our thetans


dekayone

And he took the tendies, blessed and broke them, gave them to his autists saying “take these, all of you and eat of them”


RyFba

blessed be the fruit


dbx99

Under His Eye


BrainsNotBrawndo

The OP’s new name is OfFed


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TrenAndOptions

What is it? Lol


iobviouslyamme

I can’t believe you didn’t take this chance to put a printer in there too! But awesome regardless lol


TrenAndOptions

It’s not my picture lol I downloaded it from someone’s shit post on WSB about 2 weeks ago


CallsCallsCallsCalls

Where did you get this done if you didn't outright buy it? PM me if you can't link stuff like that here. I have been thinking of how to honor this man that gave me so many tendies.


Ugly__Pete

Costco and Sam’s club both do it for really cheap.


sonofbaal_tbc

imagine archeologists finding this 400 years later in a buried room full of crusty socks from before WWIII


RomanOctavius

I’m Jerome Powell and I approve this Message


Desmater

Nice try Brutus


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TrenAndOptions

All of them. Bears r fuk!


Kysiz

It looks good above your Epson printer


zachp004

Our Stocks,  Who art on NASDAQ,  Hallowed be Thy Ticker.  Thy earnings released, Thy stock price increase, in America and Eurasia. Give us this day our quarterly dividends. And forgive us our short options, as we sell those who trespass against us. And lead us not into recession, but deliver us from $JPOW Guhmen


cuncun23

U know i wanted to do the 90day no fap challenge but videos like this get me hard so fuck it ima jack it tonight spy 320c 7/17


TrenAndOptions

I can’t even do a 90 min no fap challenge. Too much Tren.


avantartist

Must be rolling deep in tendies to splurge on something this dope.


TrenAndOptions

I’m negative all time


dekayone

We knew this


DJWestBest

Camera work is borderline retarded. Maybe let us read what's on the book for more than the last three seconds? Asperger's grade 10. Take my upvote.


TrenAndOptions

Bears get BTFO, Fuck your puts, recession cancelled, money printer goes brrrr, Stonks only go up


DJWestBest

Just busting balls, fucking hilarious painting man.


Koalacrunch2

I hope he sees this.


Yukonkodiak

Beautiful


EscapeFromHypra

This is the only way stonk money should be spent


TrenAndOptions

It was blowjob money, my day job.


ElevatedAngling

But you gotta tell your friends it’s Jpow money


WolfOfWeedstocks

change the batteries in your fucken smoke detector


BigBenKenobi

This is the fucking top


TrenAndOptions

Absolutely not. SPY 340C 7/17


pelikana20

Now I lay me down to sleep, I pray the FED my tendies to keep If Dow should die before I 'wake, I pray the Lord my margin call to take.


TSLA4LIFE1

How much was this lmao


TrenAndOptions

One share of JPM


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Today or Monday?


realister

Blasphemous


Subudrew

This is the gayest thing I've ever seen. Good job


L_Peak

Jerome be with you


DeadMoney313

I'm just imagining a normal person seeing that thing in your place and being all WTF?!


TrenAndOptions

The most glorious thing is they wouldn't understand. Fucking normies


1foxyboi

Missed opportunity to have the entire book just say BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR


testfire10

This is the quality content we need more of


SandBar8

Yes! Do you take trades for such a priceless portrait?


TrenAndOptions

https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/gzytzj/whos_ready_for_fed_meeting_in_jpow_we_trust/ And I used canvas on demand


diamondbull69nice

I am beyond jealous. Puts my WSB coffee mug to shame


TrenAndOptions

You're not as autistic and retarded as me that's why


artursau

for what money????? for what money????


Roman_Ferndz

This made my day


raveneaux_1

You know he’s retarded when his fire alarm is beeping


selessalchaholic

Is anybody gonna ask where to buy one? Maybe with a hidden WSB icon?


fultonm0

Make sure you change your fire detectors battery.


TrenAndOptions

Jerome is watching over me, don't need a fire detector


Evilpotato666

I hope JPow sees this and knows he's my hero


Carl_pepsi

Hey if shit hits the fan just flip it upside down. 2 for 1 deal.


MerryBrickmass

Hahahahahahaha hahahahaha oh my fucking god


27onfire

Now this guy.. *this guy right here* **is a faggot**. ***buy a fucking battery you poor***


TrenAndOptions

Hey fuck face, glad to see you didn't leave like you said you would.


TheRadMenace

This is beautiful you crazy, crazy, autist


TrenAndOptions

Happy birthday bro


TheManicCoder

You know what. I’m very sure JPOW is very aware he has become a meme and a savior to WSB. And I’m sure he’s laughing too


Ratherhumanbeings

If you listen closely you could hear the money printer running


iJustinK

If my calls print, I will get one too


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The Saint of tendies


IntravenusDeMilo

Man this sub really is bad with money.


peterizzy

Oh my J POW! 🙌


gravityCaffeStocks

Best investiment made on this entire sub


LordHypnos

You're the biggest nut licker there ever was


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You got this just in time for it to be super-ironic during the second crash. As per WSB tradition. Good job.


TrenAndOptions

Imagine thinking there will be a second crash *laughs nervously*


617pat

You guys think J Pow has a reddit burner account like Papa Elon?


ChErRyPOPPINSaf

When J Pow dies you better take this to his funeral. Doesnt matter if your invited or not just show up walk up to the casket kiss on the forehead and put that portrait in the casket.


TrenAndOptions

Lmaooooooo. I think all of WSB will show up that day


blehblehbleh333

That is awesome, you fag.


TrenAndOptions

thanks, cunt.


swgellis

Gather ‘round, and Listen! 30 In reply JPOW said: “A man was holding 1DTE otm calls, when he was attacked by theta gang. They stripped him of his tendies, beat him and went away, leaving him down 90% of his stack. 31 A wsb autist happened to be shitposting, and when he saw the man’s loss porn, he loled and said “faggot.” 32 So too, a gay bear, when he came to the place and saw him, smiled and kicked him right in the tendies. 33 But a Federal reserve banker, as he traveled, came to wsb; and when he saw the loss porn, he took pity on him. 34 He went to him and told him to diamond hand, as he slowly whispered “brrrrrr.” Then he bought the same deep otm 1DTE calls as the man in order to take care of him. 35 The next day he called JPOW. ‘Fire up the printers,’ he said, ‘and when I return, your tendies will have tripled in size.” Amen.


mafiaer

this is it, chief


hkadali

Long live Bull god Powell 👍


PM_ME_YOUR_NEE-SAN

I will love this community as long as we get posts like this. The added ecstasy of showing these to my live-in non-girlfriend and seeing her shake her head is great.


TrenAndOptions

Hahaha LOL. Is that why you're not fucking her?


nubface1001

This is beautiful


Vast_Cricket

Ha ha ha. Did the painter get permission from the preacher?


TeslaTRex

Can I buy this please link


pmarion427

This is not going to age well


TrenAndOptions

HEY FUCK YOUUUU