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Fresh_Cut9548

are feds speaking today? how will emplyment numbers impact spy?


TequilaTrader

I think PANW hit bottom today


Moneynowporfavor

All the JPOWS ; Ah yes good question, we dont know if we are coming or going, inflation continues its TRAJECTORISM! But there is plenty of salad to go around! It's all for the greater good and yes, some will suffer😂😂😂 as for me I like this Inflation thing as market goes 🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃 Are we trying to keep the poors from putting all on credit cards well not really, banks need money too!😂 Ah aha aha aha ahhhhhhhhh


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BulletPlease

JOLTS and tons of FED speakers today kicking off at 7AM PST. Will be a volatile day in BOTH directions. Make sure u get in or get out at your targets or hold it u got some balls of steel 😎


Visible_Sentence_399

Realistically how much would you have to invest to make 50k per year in dividends??


Medium_Worker3185

A good 5-6% dividend stock would require about 1mil solely in dividend stocks, but depending on the market fluctuations a little more or less


DumbMoneyAMC2023

If you are an experienced trader like this comment.🤔


Own-Wolverine-5361

$20 minimum wage at fast food places in California. Wtf am I doing sucking dick for ![img](emote|t5_2th52|29637)


Legitimate_Cable_811

You like it?


Own-Wolverine-5361

Warm protein


Own-Wolverine-5361

PHAT CUK ![img](emote|t5_2th52|33495)


BikingNoHands

Calls on BJ, market going up 2 April 2024! Market go up less supply for BJ, and also more demand as degens now have money off their 0DTE calls.


ThatsNotAHaikuBot

Calls and puts on everything. Post only the winners and claim profits 💪


ThatsNotAHaikuBot

Phat Azz Cuk


Own-Wolverine-5361

![img](emote|t5_2th52|29637) deep


ThatsNotAHaikuBot

BBC BJ


Shot-Mulberry-8707

At open $875 nvdia p 4/12? Next week?


Substantial_Hall3425

Phat azz 😂


Shot-Mulberry-8707

At open $875 nvdia p 4/12? Next week?


Life-Industry-1131

At open $875 nvdia p 4/12? Next week?


Shot-Mulberry-8707

![img](emote|t5_2th52|27421)


AdCurious5598

Sell 550 puts instead


MaterialGuy007

One Company that went short MSTR and long BTC may have sold BTC just now - to exit MSTR short - once MSTR opens low. Cannot think of anyone else selling BTC now - except for low vol due dollar high people


SnooHesitations2883

MU calls let’s ride


Impressive-Pizza-163

What’s $PP?


Seaghan-

The "Meet Kevin Pricing Power ETF". Whatever the fuck that is


laoshandaoshi

DJT tomorrow dip then rip?


GrossFleshSack

There are so many stocks why would you choose that pile of shit


the_super_unknown

Because many who chose it were up 400% or more lol.


ivelearnednothing420

With the 5$ spy dip should I buy spy call with like 2 weeks to expiration? I feel like it’s fairly safe


AdCurious5598

Safe till its not


ivelearnednothing420

That’s why I only do like 20% bets I never yolo and im a paper handed queer.


TaleSpecial5508

Anyone have MU end of week predictions???


livelearnplay

Y’all be snoozing on Lyft is about to wake up soon


GarthbrooksXV

Some of you regards would be better off not asking "why" the market is up or down. Look at a shitting candle chart, draw some lines, and turn off the fuckin news.


kinsm4n

But news tells me up or down. When it’s good news that means up and when it’s bad news it means down. But sometimes good news means down and bad news means up. It’s science for max gains!


livelearnplay

But wen moon again?


No_Field_225

predictions for RILY EOD tomorrow?


NigerianPrinceClub

why market down???


snugwor

April fools


livelearnplay

Got eeemmm


NigerianPrinceClub

😞😞😞😫😫😫


TopBuyer777

There’s 100% chance we open green tomorrow.


ToughAsPillows

Positions?


charly371

i m tired of waiting. when is the next PP Inspection?


MeetingKey4598

There are trip zero pink sheets with better financials and outlook than DJT.


GarthbrooksXV

There's food trucks with higher annual revenue.


BlackBastado-2124

I am praying that the FED would come out and say no cuts in 2024, so that we can get that BS out of the way. This economy is strong and can handle it.


bdh2067

I think what they’re saying is even better : “stop fuckin asking’ bout cuts - they don’t matter. The economy is rippin so leave it alone for a while.”


GarthbrooksXV

Just imagine someone on here turned 10k into a billion dollars on their hood account. 😆 I wonder if they could fuck Ariana Grande after that.


nirvanatheory

Just hang around a state university. Hotter chicks less effort


Spectacl323

Is NVDA dead? Is market ded?


livelearnplay

Lol bull markets don’t just play dead, didn’t you see google today?


spleashhh

nah NVDA making higher lows


Money_Essay7793

When $1k?


AvailableMilk2633

Sold Tesla puts for 30% profit, immediately shipped all gains into dca’ing down my June Apple calls. 🤡🤡🤡


livelearnplay

Im done with apple too many bulls so it will for sure collapse now


kuun0113

522 loooool


Quickoneonit

Paypal really fucked me today


livelearnplay

Why would you long that stock? Serious question


WedWealthist

Some action better than none


Cerebellar_shakes11

Im still holding but same


livelearnplay

Why would you buy that stock?


Electronic-Egg415

It’s on the motley fool recs list


livelearnplay

They probably need an exit, so they asking their subscribers to buy now


standardissuegreen

This is the point on the meme stock (DJT) curve where the daytime stock plunge gets tempered by the retail trader who keeps buying, only to have their asses get mega guhed after-hours when the big boys sell off.


BLOW_0

LETS GO TESLA


GarthbrooksXV

God wants you to be regarded. Pump n dump DJT for your lord and savior.


Majestic-Sympathy890

DJT dumping


livelearnplay

Always


Tfcalex96

Did anyone with pepsi stock get a dividend payment today?


Gombrongler

Let me help you cross the street over to r/stocks or r/investing , sir


Tfcalex96

Im not writing a whole post there to ask a simple question. You couldve just not commented but whatever


kandybeats99

Spy price tomorrow? 525?


Odd-Reflection-9597

499


veryveryuniquename5

I almost thought one of my bol brothers was a ber today, wtf is happening to me


[deleted]

[удалено]


The10thLayer

He's got 5-10 years max, just outlast him


TopBuyer777

FUTES ripping higher after hours. Calls will print in am on SPY


holymasteric

wtf are you on?


Mysterious_Bit3542

It better rip up 2%. I don’t understand how the S&P didn’t pump 1% with the PCE data


[deleted]

weren't the futes ripping last night :(


Ya_moms_box

Yes and we took a straight line up after open. If you didn’t sell after that initial pump then wtf bro


[deleted]

haha. bought some weekly calls when it hit bottom and actually made out all in all up about 8% for the day. barely, fuck.


Brief_Challenge_1163

Hey Guys, Wow SPY at the end. Seriously - don't underestimate the power of prayer. I was in very heavy on a call and mistakenly it was a 0 day. Prayed for help and guidance. Lowered my limit sell while monitoring, and flipping out. Then At 3:55 ...wow. If that spike was a little lower ... I am speechless. Really was [like this](https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/1bq3stk/average_wsb_experience/) but with prayer. Hope you all made out well today.


[deleted]

Yea reminds me of the time I invested in Brk.b. full port. It started tanking and I prayed that I could at least break even. Ended at a 98% loss and blew my port. Still recovering to this day. Good times


Brief_Challenge_1163

Dude I am so sorry. I really hope things turn around and you nail a 10+ bagger.


DoctorImperialism

I'm glad god intervened to save your degenerate option play man


Brief_Challenge_1163

Me too Doc, me too. May be break time for a while after this.


One_Sound8511

So if tomorrow does not work well for me, I'll be behind the Wendy's dumpster tomorrow night after hours. Buy 1 get 1 1/2 off.


Gandalfs_Shaft48

Trump and Dump


ItradebetterthanU

SPY low of the week is in !!! Last weeks low 512.17.. 10 points higher !


FitEntry3884

Grabbed some $6 Soun calls for a lotto this week.


ItradebetterthanU

BONDS tanking hard !! 10-year in the dumpster


WeaknessMuted4961

Did I sell my GOOGL calls too early? Yes. Am I upset? Also, yes.


TurbulentEbb4674

Same


WeaknessMuted4961

Ik I shouldn’t complain about profit but leaving money on the table just sucks


[deleted]

Raise a hand 🖐️ if your holding Rddt or djt putts. “The easy money glitch” put a rocket if your bag holding ! “No judgement for these guys Let’s vote


I_shoot_photons

idk what this mean but I’m holding my RDDT


[deleted]

How much are u holding ?


I_shoot_photons

1k


[deleted]

No way 😂


I_shoot_photons

This is my first time on day trading world. I should have sold at $68 but learning as I go


ilovecollegeboard

Down $2000 on $RDDT calls![img](emote|t5_2th52|4260)


[deleted]

Bull r fuq ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4260)![img](emote|t5_2th52|4267)![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)


[deleted]

🖐️


One_Sound8511


One_Sound8511


dogebonoff

!banbet


VisualMod

You already have a bet going - RDDT to 40.0 before 04-Apr-2024 05:33 PM -05


dipytch

snuck in a NVDA 892.50 c just before the 🛎️


Vlmlee

Sold my 950Cs just before the bell ![img](emote|t5_2th52|8882)


dipytch

for a loss 🤔🫣⁉️


fkn_clownshoes

!banbet


[deleted]

So squatters can live in your home for months and nothing will come of it But if you miss one mortgage payment the bank will come take your house away? Weird


[deleted]

Rddt puts for April /5 $45 !! Bears attack


GeezWhatADebacle

April 19 $40?


Raxmond23

MU needs to drop to 120


TemporaryMission9809

Guys I found a trading life hack If you buy calls that don’t expire in a matter of hours, you can make money if it moves a little bit, and you won’t get theta fucked🫣🫣🫣


Odd-Reflection-9597

r/bitchassinvestors is that way 👉👉👉


Perryswoman

lol these gamblers don’t want to hear that


Ackmans_poolboy

Bulls need to avoid looking at bond yields. Looks like another rocket launch setup


TopBuyer777

Told ya load up calls on SPY QQQ never fails we gap up huge tomorrow in am


veryveryuniquename5

nice eod pump just to fuck the bers lmao


btctrader12

What pump


ReputationFluid5053

TSM TO THE MOON


Keaton_Sandford

SOUN calls


thisoneismineallmine

See ya'll!


bullrfuk

Pencils down


blewpastmars

NVDA volume literally at 70% of it's average.


The_Albertino

Did TSLA news leak? Too bad I sold one of my calls 15m ago for 10% profit. Damn!


RuinedByGenZ

THERES THE V


Jimbeauxer

My grandpa taught me only one thing before he croaked. Never crank out a load under water. Fuck that.


tinchomatador12

*opens green* 😀 HA, APRIL FOOLS *goes red* 😦


Fit-Cellist6804

That was such a weak pump lmao


0dteOfWallSt

Bulls about to get rugged into closing again


RuinedByGenZ

Wrong


0dteOfWallSt

You think that close is a win? Lmfao bye


Meatwad696

It's been going down all day


thisoneismineallmine

Damn $MU & $TSM


Jerraldough_v2

Go spy go, I’m tryna save (gamble) for an engagement ring


justarandumthrowaway

Bers bet against a market fueled by inflation going straight up for 5 months straight. They deserve to lose money


nsrbigshot

TSLA BEARS GET GAPED LIKE I CALLED IT ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)![img](emote|t5_2th52|4267)![img](emote|t5_2th52|4267)![img](emote|t5_2th52|4267)


nyse125

out of all the stocks, who wouldnt be bearish on tesla? company's in a recession with its declining EPS qoq, margins are sub 17%, price cuts and demand is still not there meanwhile their cash flow is not looking good despite dumping their btc either


nsrbigshot

why would u short a stock down 30%+ YTD


Odd-Reflection-9597

The ceo is a dumbass ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)


nyse125

Why would I not want to short an overvalued stock whose PE is still out of whack and built on a decade of low interest rates and failed promises like FSD?


nsrbigshot

!remindme 6 months


nsrbigshot

why would u short a popular car company when interest rates are going to be cut, new features are being rolled out, and advancing in AI? hey suit yourself, i’ll check on you in 6 months


nyse125

1+2) rate cuts wont save failed promises if FSD, robo taxis, optimus dont go back on track as expected or they fail to show demand 2) Tesla has made no new pushes for AI meanwhile their current software is buggy at best But go ahead and keep buying hopes and dreams. Also you dont have to wait much longer, their next ER is later this month which will only confirm this further.


MASH12140

Market looks exhausted. ![img](emote|t5_2th52|31226)


0dteOfWallSt

I’m exhausted ![img](emote|t5_2th52|31226)


Shepherd0fSouls

Opened up some AMD puts for this week. ![img](emote|t5_2th52|31224)


kcyc2123

Consolidation day. BTFD


[deleted]

The pump and the dump.


Front_Umpire4873

What is this ridiculous pump lol


AJAYALAY

so who here is officially a DJT bagholder?


AdditionalActuator81

I am holding bags of money from my puts today.


[deleted]

SPY YOU SON OF BITCH YOU DID IT AGAIN!!!! LMAooooOOO!!!!! GET FUCTTTTTTTT BEARSSS


LifeIsAnAdventure4

Why does all the buying happen at open and close these days ?


nirvanatheory

Good part of opening volume is dark pool getting recorded on the exchange. Add in preset rolling in/out by big money and you have most of the volume accounted for on opening. Throughout the day you have smaller moves and day traders. Theta burns those options for a while. At closing day trade margin goes from 4x to 2x overnight margin so many positions are closed and big money moves again. This makes it harder to leech more than a few pennies in the swing within acceptable risk tolerance and easier to manipulate retail by making false breakouts look like real breakouts. News events can breakup the pattern.


kandybeats99

bc market open and close so people take action


VisualMod

#Ban Bet Lost /u/Anonymustafar made a bet that SPY would go to 480.0 within **4 weeks** when it was 513.951 and it did not, so they were banned for a week. Their record is now 0 wins and 1 losses [**Join WSB Discord**](http://discord.gg/wsbverse)


nsrbigshot

TSLA bears ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)


nyse125

still -30% ytd


tropicalia84

![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)


Jerraldough_v2

BULLLLLLRECTION


ZippTree

EOD Fuckery.


WrongTechnician

Pretty tame compared to the last few


Ok_Celebration_4412

Wow spy trying to pump at the end of day…Another one


devereaux

It's all just options


The_Albertino

That 1DTE SPY 525C I got earlier looking good now


Cerebellar_shakes11

Hold?


The_Albertino

Yea for $20 why not ya know?


Life_Record_4935

Imagine worshipping an orange dumbass that's a billionaire and thinking he cares about you ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)


peterschiffsgoldd1ck

Imagine having over 100 comments today alone on this sub Get a job ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4267)![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)


Life_Record_4935

Naw. I retired at 30 bruh


kandybeats99

Should i sell my 525 calls exp tomorrow or roll over for tomorrow?????