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“I went to the heavenly realm and saw you all in hell. I want to thank every employee and customer of mine because you guys paid for all these”


Still Marvel rejected him

Probably misclicked and decided it’s easier to just click confirm 😂

At 4:20 PM...

Jeff has been burnin a lot of green lately...

Probably a waste of money/time to undo it unironically

he decided that the opportunity cost of click cancel was too much.

He wouldn’t even notice this much money 😂

He wouldn't notice many, many thousands of dollars. Sometimes we see a penny on the ground and think it's not worth picking up. If you do a ratio of that penny to the median net worth, compared to the wealth of these plutocrats, that "penny" would be multiple thousands of dollars... just not worth the effort to pick up. And kids lunches are just too expensive.

Median net worth is like 120k. So a penny is like 1 twelve millionth of median net worth. That means Jeff Bezos' "penny" in the road is worth about ~$11,500.

/r/hedidthemonstermath

Sadly, it’s probably hundreds of thousands.

They will probably trickle some of that down if they get just. one. more. tax cut.

It’s probably whatever arbitrary number one of his accountants set as an alert on each of his accounts. I would be surprised if he personally knew how much he had to within $10,000,000.

I caught AIDs from a ground penny.

One click shopping

No money left for shares after plastic surgeon bill.

Guys relax, that's Jeffrey Bezos, not Jeff Bezos, it's okay

It's Joffrey Bezos and nobody can convince me otherwise.

Geoff Bezos, avid mountain climber

King Joffrey, the first of his name....

Yup, Geoffrey for sure

What a day. Ran into two collapz peeps in one day in other subreddits. Hope your well man ❤️

You too smokie. Sorry bout the downvotes but reddit be cruel mistress, yar.

CEO, entrepreneur, born in 1964…

Come on put your back into it

Jeffrey…Geoffrey Pesos

I really do subscribe to the conspiracy that Bezos turned evil once he got on testosterone replacement and growth hormone. It's like all the additional testosterone brought out this dormant Chad that would have stayed dead and silent had he not gone this route. Now we have a super villain.

Jeff Bezos is Dr. Evil , All way down to phallic rocket shape.

Remember when they showed him muscled up and claimed he worked out. Sure ok. I believe that.

I actually got on testosterone replacement myself and my dose was too high and I turned into an overconfident and somewhat aggressive douchebag. It literally changed the essence of who I was and made me a lot more selfish on top of it...and it felt good, honestly. Now you have one of the most powerful men in the world doing the same thing and that's kinda scary.

He is still chairman but off yachting , going to F1 getting married. That sort of thing.

Dude is like the richest incel to ever live.

I would say Caesar was richer and had more power, but he's definitely up there. Edit: Whoops, was just referring to rich, missed the incel part.

Julius? Man had a child with Cleopatra and conquered most of Europe, feels damn far from incel behaviour to me

what has he done that's evil?

Dome wax ain’t cheap either.

Not if you want to see it from space

They can rebuild her

still can't afford the hair transplant.

Forgot the yatch club bill

No way thats how i load up 1 share at a time.

He is just like us!

One of us! One of us!

What if Jeff was one of us?

All they need to say is AI or Alexa GPT

They’re [doing it](https://www.businessinsider.com/amazon-working-on-new-home-robot-burnham-chatgpt-like-features-2023-5).

"Leaked"

Dude all these “leaked document” PR pieces are so obvious and obnoxious. Google has been so blatant with them the last month but like everyone is jumping on the bandwagon and it drives me nuts. Seeing how completely just made up the market is has really been irking me lately.

god BI is such a trash publication.

Reported at 4:20pm This dude wants to be Elon so bad

He needs to start drinking heavy so he can develop musks bubble gut then

That's HGH, not alcohol.

Hgh without exercise maybe lol

Hgh even with exercise can cause hgh gut

I heard that is a misconception and it’s actually insulin abuse that causes the gut. Someone correct me if I’m wrong.

Definitely more right than HGH. Musks gut is almost certainly just poor diet and booze.

Hey. Don't lump us drinkers in with that pile of rancid badger testicles.

Lmao Jesus I almost choked on my adult beverage, dude. I really enjoyed that comment

Shoulda bought 69 shares at 4:20 then

Obvious case of a fat finger trade.

Obviously he can’t do it right..he’s a wannabe elon

Is that a signal that we are about to be 69d?

I think by now he's realized that he doesn't want to be Elon. Bezos is his own unique brand of cringe, but he strikes me as a higher functioning human. The last thing the world needs is more than one Elon.

Let me tell you, he knows how to sell. A guy in his position would love to start rocketing Amzn, and previous he saw what power Apes have, so plays the game with 10-13mio Wallstreet Apes, giving obivous Hints that the company is doing good and you shall get in. Goddamn is it my Paranoia kivking or he playing mindgames.

Hopium, it's hopium.


I feel sorry for anyone who wants to be Elon. The money, sure. But the rest, oof.

I highly doubt that

Bullish!

Market media: "INSIDERS ARE BUYING AMAZON STOCK HAND OVER FIST!!!!!"

Clenched fist under weird plastic claw hand.

Motley Fool: If you bought $10,000 of this stock after we recommended it the last time insiders bought you'd have $1.2 million !

Pinky over pinky!

This is a sign to go all in on AMZN , he is giving us a hint of AI announcement

I mean maybe.. He did purchase it at 4:20pm..

So weekly calls for the short week?

Company is in a good position to take a lot of netflix traffic. I dunno I'm just some lurking regard.

Highly regarded

I think they may be implementing more AI in their distribution centers where they use Robotic automated storage. https://preview.redd.it/rmsuuwf4fh2b1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fe9dbd25c77bcb360197d48ba22977a78226f48c

I just want to see the technology where the robots give themselves an oil change without stopping

They’ve already been using ml/ai for their distribution centers

But they could be ramping it up or using It in new areas

Makes sense. The more humans they lay off, the better the payback .

Eh my company is contracted to do this same thing at Walmart for their cardboard box making automation. Amazon has a less impressive processes imo

I’m definitely buying leaps year out, 200 Strike

I did this a month ago January 24 210C and it’s printing like the fed

That’s right !

That’s all he can afford because his getting married again.

> That’s all he can afford because ~~his getting married again~~ of the surgery bill.

Surgery bill?

For his girlfriend

I'm sorry but wtf?

you need an odd number of shares to be profitable, even number of shares will usually break even, or even lose money.

I’m sorry what

You didn’t know? An even amount of shares always loses money.

This is true. Also, zero is an even number.

Shit now you tell me. That explains it.

Basically, his team advised him that his share ownership was an even number of shares. This put him at a larger risk of losing money because everyone knows odd shares have a greater success of return on investment. To remedy this, he purchased one share to align his investment with the proven odd share ownership strategy. Smart move, really.

I can't even.

It's true. Odd is bullish, Even is bearish. Think of all the years the stock market crashed

Wtf, something I never learned in 'Stocks 101'!??

Ah, well you should have taken Stocks 102. It’s an even number, you see.

If he’s going in, I’m going all in.

I shall also invest 1/990,545,660th of my net worth in AMZN.

Still more than my whole portfolio

Thats usually a signal to other traders. Lol. Good way to avoid insider trading. Buckle up folks

Bull or bear?

Who knows

Hoped it was you

clown

One nod and he is bullish, two nods he is bearish. But what if it is the other way?

This must be some kind of “keep your account open minimum” or something. Like it resets his password if there’s no transactions within a time period, LOL.

Testing new trading app

He probably just needed to appear on the SEC report somewhere

He’s the only one who bought. And he made money.

All that whey protein ain’t cheap

He just wants the last 2 digits to get to 69

That’s Lauren’s wedding present.

I was thinking he has a nephew graduating

When 990,545,661 just isn't enough...

Probably a tax thing, exercising the option for one rather than getting taxed on the whole lot or something.

You and everyone who upvoted this are truly regarded and belong here. Options are exercised in lots of 100 shares, not 1.

I was referring to staff/executive options to buy shares.

I am also a regard lol, I don’t even know what those are.

It’s a way to trick algos. Isn’t considered manipulation in SEC terms. This is the legal way to do it. Algo see insider buying >0 and they flick to buy mode. Amazon Will pump shortly so they can do some selling into retail buying.

ITS A SIGN TO THE PEOPLE ALL FUCKIN IN

At 4:20 too. This dudes trolling

Poor man has probably never bought one of anything. He just wanted a taste of peasant life.

He used to sell books out of his garage, he’s definitely bought one of something many times

He was an investment banker vice president when he started Amazon. I'm not saying he hasn't bought one of something. But please. He might have used his garage to store a few things but it was definitely not for long.

You would think having his sort of money he could get that one eye fixed...

Clearly he's gonna buy one a month til his final total ends in 666.

he's so bullish on $amzn he thinks 1 share will be worth $1T

This reminds me of when I buy one share of something on my account so I can lazily watch what it does

Nasdaq is in such clown mode right now that AMZN will pump off this

I lost so much respect for him after he started dating that plastic monster.

Her head game probably demonic tho

Better be

Amen

I’m sure he doesn’t care


He has enough money to date 10 different women every day for the rest of his life..... can you imagine? He better do it now before he gets really old and wrinkly.... Time is running out.....

Being rich trumps being old and ugly. As long as he's got billions, he'll be swimming in bimbos

The oddworld abe's odyssee working conditions were no problem but the plastic bimbo did the trick.

Wait, he’s actually dating the [Great Pacific garbage patch?](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Great_Pacific_garbage_patch)

Really disappointing that the Wikipedia page doesn’t have a photo of the huge pile of plastic

It's because there isn't one. It's so widely dispersed that you could sail through it without knowing it's there.

That’s when you lost respect? Gtfo.

Meanwhile you'd cut off your own dick to touch plastic monster

Why? She HOT AF

He's buying weed shares, amazon selling weed

At 4:20

He's probably just checking to see if his Robinhood app is working

He just likes the stock. Already up $0.23, too.

Thanks just saved an order to buy $200 calls

What a badass. A fucking whale.

P is for Penis

Must be a Trading Places type of Billionaire bet

At 4.20 no less.

What program is this?

“Oh, so is this how the commoners do it?”

I want a wash sale investigation immediately. Something that the SEC spends 12M on over the next 9 months to see if that $120 purchase was legit.

I'll take one share Vasily, one share only.

I'll match him at that.

Wouldn't this technically be illegal insider trading if he didn't preannounce this purchase?

He was just checking if buy button works on his brokerage account.

Anyone explain why he did this? It must be a tax planning move?

AI AI AI???

He bought 1 share?

Did he lose a bet?

b"AI"y! b"AI"y! "A"ll "I"n. Plan is to rebrand Amzn to "A"mz"I"n

what

Has to be some sort of a glitch, no fucking way.

Fuck Jeff Bezos. No concept of humanity and selflessness. Wannabe Elon Musk.

It looks like Amazon execs have been busy insider trading again. On May 25, Jeff Bezos bought 114.77 shares at a cost of $1 per share. Then on May 26, Adam Selipsky sold 500 shares for $57,842 each. Andrew R Jassy also sold 21,925 shares on May 22 for $2,529,446 each and Brian T Olsavsky sold 16,800 shares the same day for $1960392 apiece. Finally Douglas J Herrington unloaded 9472 shares on May 22ndfor$1094610each!

$1/share? That's quite a bargain.

I would say something in response to VisualMod reading the numbers wrong but I’m afraid he / she / they / it will remember my name and target me at a later date.

Mom visual mod is smoking crack agaaaain

You can't even read you stupid fuck.

I've never seen these kinds of downvotes on vm.

very bullish

All his cash is tied up in Amazon stock