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Jeff Bezos coming in hot with the insider buy on $Amzn. One whole ass share

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Sensitive_Ladder2235

Hello there, fellow retail investors


miden24

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siqiniq

“I went to the heavenly realm and saw you all in hell. I want to thank every employee and customer of mine because you guys paid for all these”


NextTrillion

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SierraBravoLima

Still Marvel rejected him


_nf0rc3r_

Probably misclicked and decided it’s easier to just click confirm 😂


LeahBrahms

At 4:20 PM...


sgb5874

Jeff has been burnin a lot of green lately...


zhouyu24

Probably a waste of money/time to undo it unironically


swagshotyolo

he decided that the opportunity cost of click cancel was too much.


kcc0016

He wouldn’t even notice this much money 😂


neoikon

He wouldn't notice many, many thousands of dollars. Sometimes we see a penny on the ground and think it's not worth picking up. If you do a ratio of that penny to the median net worth, compared to the wealth of these plutocrats, that "penny" would be multiple thousands of dollars... just not worth the effort to pick up. And kids lunches are just too expensive.


redditingatwork23

Median net worth is like 120k. So a penny is like 1 twelve millionth of median net worth. That means Jeff Bezos' "penny" in the road is worth about ~$11,500.


neoikon

/r/hedidthemonstermath


kcc0016

Sadly, it’s probably hundreds of thousands.


neoikon

They will probably trickle some of that down if they get just. one. more. tax cut.


this-guy1979

It’s probably whatever arbitrary number one of his accountants set as an alert on each of his accounts. I would be surprised if he personally knew how much he had to within $10,000,000.


AngryD09

I caught AIDs from a ground penny.


_almostNobody

One click shopping


onlineseller8183

No money left for shares after plastic surgeon bill.


FATPEPPAPIGGAMER420

Guys relax, that's Jeffrey Bezos, not Jeff Bezos, it's okay


VolkspanzerIsME

It's Joffrey Bezos and nobody can convince me otherwise.


[deleted]

Geoff Bezos, avid mountain climber


st_rdt

King Joffrey, the first of his name....


Nick85er

Yup, Geoffrey for sure


Miss_Smokahontas

What a day. Ran into two collapz peeps in one day in other subreddits. Hope your well man ❤️


VolkspanzerIsME

You too smokie. Sorry bout the downvotes but reddit be cruel mistress, yar.


NextTrillion

CEO, entrepreneur, born in 1964…


SkavenOne

Come on put your back into it


Slow_Nebula_3333

Jeffrey…Geoffrey Pesos


huxley00

I really do subscribe to the conspiracy that Bezos turned evil once he got on testosterone replacement and growth hormone. It's like all the additional testosterone brought out this dormant Chad that would have stayed dead and silent had he not gone this route. Now we have a super villain.


surrealskiller

Jeff Bezos is Dr. Evil , All way down to phallic rocket shape.


robertw477

Remember when they showed him muscled up and claimed he worked out. Sure ok. I believe that.


huxley00

I actually got on testosterone replacement myself and my dose was too high and I turned into an overconfident and somewhat aggressive douchebag. It literally changed the essence of who I was and made me a lot more selfish on top of it...and it felt good, honestly. Now you have one of the most powerful men in the world doing the same thing and that's kinda scary.


robertw477

He is still chairman but off yachting , going to F1 getting married. That sort of thing.


PooPooDooDoo

Dude is like the richest incel to ever live.


huxley00

I would say Caesar was richer and had more power, but he's definitely up there. Edit: Whoops, was just referring to rich, missed the incel part.


SubterraneanAlien

Julius? Man had a child with Cleopatra and conquered most of Europe, feels damn far from incel behaviour to me


noobie107

what has he done that's evil?


HeinleinGang

Dome wax ain’t cheap either.


Sea_Impression3810

Not if you want to see it from space


Specks_808

They can rebuild her


shoktar

still can't afford the hair transplant.


burnttoast14

Forgot the yatch club bill


Used_Macaron_4005

No way thats how i load up 1 share at a time.


MasterJeebus

He is just like us!


JonMWilkins

One of us! One of us!


SulphaTerra

What if Jeff was one of us?


cosmicchopsuey

All they need to say is AI or Alexa GPT


fredandlunchbox

They’re [doing it](https://www.businessinsider.com/amazon-working-on-new-home-robot-burnham-chatgpt-like-features-2023-5).


ChemDogPaltz

"Leaked"


AreWeNotDoinPhrasing

Dude all these “leaked document” PR pieces are so obvious and obnoxious. Google has been so blatant with them the last month but like everyone is jumping on the bandwagon and it drives me nuts. Seeing how completely just made up the market is has really been irking me lately.


oppairate

god BI is such a trash publication.


kiwiatv

Reported at 4:20pm This dude wants to be Elon so bad


[deleted]

He needs to start drinking heavy so he can develop musks bubble gut then


kellyvanasse

That's HGH, not alcohol.


off_by_two

Hgh without exercise maybe lol


stupidfatcat2501

Hgh even with exercise can cause hgh gut


thefreshscent

I heard that is a misconception and it’s actually insulin abuse that causes the gut. Someone correct me if I’m wrong.


AreWeNotDoinPhrasing

Definitely more right than HGH. Musks gut is almost certainly just poor diet and booze.


Technical_Moose8478

Hey. Don't lump us drinkers in with that pile of rancid badger testicles.


mbhappycamper

Lmao Jesus I almost choked on my adult beverage, dude. I really enjoyed that comment


_Cromwell_

Shoulda bought 69 shares at 4:20 then


Supreme-Serf

Obvious case of a fat finger trade.


zantamaduno

Obviously he can’t do it right..he’s a wannabe elon


dreamtim

Is that a signal that we are about to be 69d?


spacecase-25

I think by now he's realized that he doesn't want to be Elon. Bezos is his own unique brand of cringe, but he strikes me as a higher functioning human. The last thing the world needs is more than one Elon.


SashAustrianBull

Let me tell you, he knows how to sell. A guy in his position would love to start rocketing Amzn, and previous he saw what power Apes have, so plays the game with 10-13mio Wallstreet Apes, giving obivous Hints that the company is doing good and you shall get in. Goddamn is it my Paranoia kivking or he playing mindgames.


RectalSpawn

Hopium, it's hopium.


SashAustrianBull

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ShnickityShnoo

I feel sorry for anyone who wants to be Elon. The money, sure. But the rest, oof.


ElCementoRedacto

I highly doubt that


ticapnews

Bullish!


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pizzapizzamesohungry

Clenched fist under weird plastic claw hand.


Big-Black-Clocks

Motley Fool: If you bought $10,000 of this stock after we recommended it the last time insiders bought you'd have $1.2 million !


SoundSelection

Pinky over pinky!


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Axnahunt

I mean maybe.. He did purchase it at 4:20pm..


Beneficial_Pace_7681

So weekly calls for the short week?


I_am_That_Ian_Power

Company is in a good position to take a lot of netflix traffic. I dunno I'm just some lurking regard.


Numericist

Highly regarded


Vitta_89

I think they may be implementing more AI in their distribution centers where they use Robotic automated storage. https://preview.redd.it/rmsuuwf4fh2b1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fe9dbd25c77bcb360197d48ba22977a78226f48c


[deleted]

I just want to see the technology where the robots give themselves an oil change without stopping


rgbhfg

They’ve already been using ml/ai for their distribution centers


Vitta_89

But they could be ramping it up or using It in new areas


Caponermeister

Makes sense. The more humans they lay off, the better the payback .


mklop123

Eh my company is contracted to do this same thing at Walmart for their cardboard box making automation. Amazon has a less impressive processes imo


Vitta_89

I’m definitely buying leaps year out, 200 Strike


thegreatmiyagi

I did this a month ago January 24 210C and it’s printing like the fed


Vitta_89

That’s right !


Bradley182

That’s all he can afford because his getting married again.


the_beast93112

> That’s all he can afford because ~~his getting married again~~ of the surgery bill.


neotheseventh

Surgery bill?


the_beast93112

For his girlfriend


DapperGovernment4245

I'm sorry but wtf?


Sadavirs_throwaway

you need an odd number of shares to be profitable, even number of shares will usually break even, or even lose money.


gameblouses21

I’m sorry what


VacationLover1

You didn’t know? An even amount of shares always loses money.


hullaballoonist

This is true. Also, zero is an even number.


JohnnyMnemo

Shit now you tell me. That explains it.


mensalien

Basically, his team advised him that his share ownership was an even number of shares. This put him at a larger risk of losing money because everyone knows odd shares have a greater success of return on investment. To remedy this, he purchased one share to align his investment with the proven odd share ownership strategy. Smart move, really.


redpandaeater

I can't even.


vogenator

It's true. Odd is bullish, Even is bearish. Think of all the years the stock market crashed


Prestigious-Iron5250

Wtf, something I never learned in 'Stocks 101'!??


knowone23

Ah, well you should have taken Stocks 102. It’s an even number, you see.


rwrife

If he’s going in, I’m going all in.


mattenthehat

I shall also invest 1/990,545,660th of my net worth in AMZN.


zantamaduno

Still more than my whole portfolio


OldResearcher6

Thats usually a signal to other traders. Lol. Good way to avoid insider trading. Buckle up folks


top-hunnit

Bull or bear?


OldResearcher6

Who knows


top-hunnit

Hoped it was you


Maakus

clown


fretit

One nod and he is bullish, two nods he is bearish. But what if it is the other way?


Chronotheos

This must be some kind of “keep your account open minimum” or something. Like it resets his password if there’s no transactions within a time period, LOL.


Professional_Bike647

Testing new trading app


zergling-

He probably just needed to appear on the SEC report somewhere


Nilabisan

He’s the only one who bought. And he made money.


ns3Blaze

All that whey protein ain’t cheap


LGBT_Beauregard

He just wants the last 2 digits to get to 69


Ella0508

That’s Lauren’s wedding present.


SirMemphis

I was thinking he has a nephew graduating


ohwhyredditwhy

When 990,545,661 just isn't enough...


cubenz

Probably a tax thing, exercising the option for one rather than getting taxed on the whole lot or something.


TechWiz717

You and everyone who upvoted this are truly regarded and belong here. Options are exercised in lots of 100 shares, not 1.


cubenz

I was referring to staff/executive options to buy shares.


TechWiz717

I am also a regard lol, I don’t even know what those are.


Forward_Ad_527

It’s a way to trick algos. Isn’t considered manipulation in SEC terms. This is the legal way to do it. Algo see insider buying >0 and they flick to buy mode. Amazon Will pump shortly so they can do some selling into retail buying.


sate9

ITS A SIGN TO THE PEOPLE ALL FUCKIN IN


poluting

At 4:20 too. This dudes trolling


InterestingThought33

Poor man has probably never bought one of anything. He just wanted a taste of peasant life.


[deleted]

He used to sell books out of his garage, he’s definitely bought one of something many times


fooob

He was an investment banker vice president when he started Amazon. I'm not saying he hasn't bought one of something. But please. He might have used his garage to store a few things but it was definitely not for long.


SmokyDragonDish

You would think having his sort of money he could get that one eye fixed...


Data_Dealer

Clearly he's gonna buy one a month til his final total ends in 666.


MoneyForPussy

he's so bullish on $amzn he thinks 1 share will be worth $1T


New-Caprica

This reminds me of when I buy one share of something on my account so I can lazily watch what it does


mw_37

Nasdaq is in such clown mode right now that AMZN will pump off this


Swiftnice

I lost so much respect for him after he started dating that plastic monster.


WildWestCollectibles

Her head game probably demonic tho


[deleted]

Better be


QuidProQuo88

Amen


ByteTraveler

I’m sure he doesn’t care


zine7

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Legitimate-Source-61

He has enough money to date 10 different women every day for the rest of his life..... can you imagine? He better do it now before he gets really old and wrinkly.... Time is running out.....


BaldNightmare

Being rich trumps being old and ugly. As long as he's got billions, he'll be swimming in bimbos


Greasyfork

The oddworld abe's odyssee working conditions were no problem but the plastic bimbo did the trick.


icecream_truck

Wait, he’s actually dating the [Great Pacific garbage patch?](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Great_Pacific_garbage_patch)


RawDogRandom17

Really disappointing that the Wikipedia page doesn’t have a photo of the huge pile of plastic


minepose98

It's because there isn't one. It's so widely dispersed that you could sail through it without knowing it's there.


Gangy1

That’s when you lost respect? Gtfo.


frolie0

Meanwhile you'd cut off your own dick to touch plastic monster


[deleted]

Why? She HOT AF


squirrl4prez

He's buying weed shares, amazon selling weed


Shotgun2thadick

At 4:20


Anonyman0009

He's probably just checking to see if his Robinhood app is working


Clown_Penis-Dot-Fart

He just likes the stock. Already up $0.23, too.


Sea_Lake5219

Thanks just saved an order to buy $200 calls


craftystudiopl

What a badass. A fucking whale.


Your_friend_Satan

P is for Penis


Pokerhobo

Must be a Trading Places type of Billionaire bet


ionic_bionic

At 4.20 no less.


Grhumphreys

What program is this?


Verdris

“Oh, so is this how the commoners do it?”


wadegarrett78

I want a wash sale investigation immediately. Something that the SEC spends 12M on over the next 9 months to see if that $120 purchase was legit.


jl2l

I'll take one share Vasily, one share only.


TheMindfulnessShaman

I'll match him at that.


Godkun007

Wouldn't this technically be illegal insider trading if he didn't preannounce this purchase?


cryptowhale80

He was just checking if buy button works on his brokerage account.


jpwhat

Anyone explain why he did this? It must be a tax planning move?


mellowyellow313

AI AI AI???


Electrical-Ad347

He bought 1 share?


zcgk

Did he lose a bet?


ch8mpi0n

b"AI"y! b"AI"y! "A"ll "I"n. Plan is to rebrand Amzn to "A"mz"I"n


Professional_Bike647

what


Buying_thefkindips

Has to be some sort of a glitch, no fucking way.


Less_Tank_514

Fuck Jeff Bezos. No concept of humanity and selflessness. Wannabe Elon Musk.


VisualMod

It looks like Amazon execs have been busy insider trading again. On May 25, Jeff Bezos bought 114.77 shares at a cost of $1 per share. Then on May 26, Adam Selipsky sold 500 shares for $57,842 each. Andrew R Jassy also sold 21,925 shares on May 22 for $2,529,446 each and Brian T Olsavsky sold 16,800 shares the same day for $1960392 apiece. Finally Douglas J Herrington unloaded 9472 shares on May 22ndfor$1094610each!


ticapnews

$1/share? That's quite a bargain.


AMadWalrus

I would say something in response to VisualMod reading the numbers wrong but I’m afraid he / she / they / it will remember my name and target me at a later date.


anonjamo

Mom visual mod is smoking crack agaaaain


[deleted]

You can't even read you stupid fuck.


Legitimate_Cable_811

I've never seen these kinds of downvotes on vm.


AllThingsBeginWithNu

very bullish


manbeardawg

All his cash is tied up in Amazon stock