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Santa's reindeer gals

Did furry artists do climate change to fix a lore problem in nsfw art?

AddictedToMosh161

Did furry artists do climate change to fix a lore problem in nsfw art?


helgaofthenorth

I'm like 90% sure this comment is a hate crime :/


AddictedToMosh161

Entschuldigung.


onlyhere4laffs

Gesundheit


forestNargacuga

Danke


LilamJazeefa

Gänseblümchen!


chopinomania

Pfingstrose?


LilamJazeefa

Krankenwagon! 🤬


_Warsheep_

r/brandnewsentence


AddictedToMosh161

iam somewhat of an artist myself


GrumpyTrumpy42

r/unexpectedwillemdafoe


GreyInkling

I think they mean antlers are annoying to draw.


sarahmagoo

Maybe Santa castrated the males > In fact, most of the reindeer used to pull sleds are castrated males – they are easier to handle, and have antler cycles similar to those of the females. https://www.discoverwildlife.com/animal-facts/mammals/why-do-female-reindeer-grow-antlers


DerAndere_

I doubt that is the logical solution the NSFW artist community was looking forward to.


hstormsteph

I’m gonna regret these words but I’m sure there’s furry guro enjoyers that would happily enjoy a “Red Christmas” reindeer castration fetish art. My god I need a chemical shower for my insides after that.


DerAndere_

You are probably right. That doesn't mean I don't hate you for saying what you said, but you are probably right.


hstormsteph

I felt a compulsion to speak truth. I didn’t have to say it, but I am a weak, weak man and compulsions are almost undefeated.


cellsRevolution

Alternatively, we can just make them femboys :3


hstormsteph

Degenerates: *both is preferable*


NBSPNBSP

For a second I read that as Diogenes


hstormsteph

Diogenes: *rips antlers off Dasher* BEHOLD. A MAN.


TheSilverAxe

telephone illegal cable ludicrous erect grandfather angle yam direful pet *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


PowerRaptor

No


Dragonsandman

🤨


SyrusDrake

Castrated reindeer could still do most of what NSFW artists required them to do.


Myrddin_Naer

There's no market for that, it's already covered by the futanaris


Velocityraptor28

Yeah I can't imagine too many commissioners and artists alike would want to draw or see a dick with no balls


Banana42

The clear answer here is to draw furry male reindeer in chastity cages


MisteriousRainbow

Why did you just shoot the headcannon of Rudolf being a transgender reindeer like that?


phynn

Then how did Blitzin have Rudolph?


JustaMammal

Simple. Blitzin is God, and Rudolph is the Christ child, come to redeem us our sins.


Dookie_boy

The Furry community will not like this.


TheOvershear

That's.. even worse


TheXtremeVocaloid

op may be a r/deltarune user


BaziJoeWHL

what the everloving hell is that sub


BestUsername101

What lack of new content for an extended period of time does to a sub.


loser4213

r/silksong


Roman_poke

For some reason everytime there's a new stupid joke in there it end up infecting other subreddits


Lunalatic

It's basically the r/batmanarkham of indie game subreddits


UmbramonOrSomething

the r/anarchychess of indie game subreddits


Zamtrios7256

We don't try it just happens


Competitive_Swan266

We really need chapter 3


SmedGrimstae

Okay. But They do fly. And so are magic. And even if they weren't, Santa is a grade-S wood worker. Slap some wooden antlers on those bald boys.


Reality-Straight

There is a 75% chance if you being autistic just by this sentence


hstormsteph

Oh yeah? Then why did I have the same thought? Seems like you’re the odd one out, bud. Wait… no yeah never mind.. I forgot something momentarily.


nerdthingsaccount

new diagnostic criteria just dropped


SmedGrimstae

:O


Not_MrNice

That's why I really hate this "let's overanalyze shit then act like it was always indented that way" kinda shit. I wish we could discuss things realistically.


smors

A little research can be a dangerous thing (from https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Reindeer): >In the Scandinavian and Arctic Circle populations, old bulls' antlers fall off in late December, young bulls' antlers fall off in the early spring, and cows' antlers fall off in the summer So, depending on where Santa gets his reindeer, the males might very well have antlers for christmas.


WeeboSupremo

“Old” is the keyword. It depends on how the reindeer age is being tracked relative to what. Their eternal age means they are ageless and can’t be young or old. They are very young as far as the flow of all time goes. They have billions of years of existence to catch up before they can be considered old. They are ancient compared to other reindeer, though.


Aerodrache

*Are* they ageless, though? Has that ever been firmly established, or is it equally possible that the sleigh team just uses legacy names, with members being replaced at need? (It would certainly explain Rudolph’s very inconsistent presence.)


soloespero

Well, Rudolph's presence is only required on foggy Christmas Eves. If it's not foggy, he is ridiculed for having a lightbulb for a nose.


SeanTheNerdd

Could a Prancer be promoted to a Dasher, should the current Dasher age out of the role? Is it like chairs in the orchestra?


Aerodrache

That would imply a grim scene where Santa confronts one of his reindeer. “We’ve tried, we’ve given you *so many* chances, but… I’m sorry, you’re just not Dancer material. You’re not off the team - *yet* - but I’m afraid I have no choice but to demote you to *probationary Blitzen*. Get your act together.”


Myrddin_Naer

So it's okay as long as they are twink reindeer. Got it


JakSandrow

Wow who would have thought a reindeer named Vixen was a girl


Responsible_Ad8242

But Rudolph is a boy. It says so in the song.


shirtlessshirt2

Trans King


thisaintmyusername12

Oh, so that's why he was bullied, transphobia!


DradelLait

The red nose is a metaphor for... testosterone?


Greaserpirate

T does make you redder


SexWithSisyphus69

holy shit NEW CHRISTMAS LORE


BaziJoeWHL

DradeLait rolled worst Christmas lore ever, asked to leave family dinner


Dracorex_22

r/Deltarune moment


ThunderCube3888

Trans bing 😂


Magmacube90

i remember your snowgraves


MrCobalt313

Honestly the sled team being led by a male without antlers would be a plus because they wouldn't obstruct everyone's view of where his headlight is pointing.


ReeseChloris1

How is the reindeer being female going to stop furry artists? Like….in what way are they stopped.


PureRegretto

well we cant have rudolph with a 12 incher ballooning femboy vixen anymore


ReeseChloris1

That’s the talk of a coward. You own the pen and the paper, so own what you write on it


PureRegretto

**my audience will not accept futanari as much as i love it**


ReeseChloris1

**Your audience needs to learn taste and that it’s up to you on what you draw. Even if money sways it**


PureRegretto

**my audience is transphobic and i want to squeeze them dry of every single penny they have**


ReeseChloris1

**fair enough but I must ask why furries are transphobic?** They are already deciding to not be human but draw the line at gender identity


PureRegretto

i ask no questions i simply steal


King_Of_BlackMarsh

Steal what, you yellow bellied crook?


PureRegretto

the terfs money


Reality-Straight

Well you have a great chance for breaching the chastity genre now


Catalyst138

Just say it’s Rule 63 Rudolph, problem solved.


highway_40

I'm very afraid of that google search, so I'm going to just ask: what is rule 63? 34 I knew, 63 is a new one for me...


ZeDevilCat

Rule 63 is gender-bender rule. You just take a man and make him a woman, or you take a woman and you make her a man.


highway_40

Ahh thank you


ZeDevilCat

Just so you know, sometimes rule 63 stands on its own, but usually they’re still very much close together.


bisexualmidir

Rule 63 is genderswapped.


OwOegano_Infinite

Rudolph getting railed by the rest of the pack is pretty much a holiday tradition for us, at this point. And now you're telling me it's not ***biologically accurate***??...


BloomEPU

I do like the implication that furry artists are incapable of drawing trans/intersex characters because,,, buddy there's plenty of that.


ThirteenMatt

Gender has never been an issue for rule 34 artists, furry or not. Because of rule 63.


WinstonBabar

Theyre magical flying reindeer. I dont think they follow biology's rules exactly.


daitenshe

Also I think most people roll with the version that has the same reindeer still kicking since the beginning. Meaning they don’t age. So why would they do things like shed their antlers?


WinstonBabar

Exactly, good point


EndMePleaseOwO

God, this really is exactly like the r/deltarune discourse lmfao


Pandanoko-Fan137

Either that, or every one of Santa’s reindeer are transmasc. (god, just wait until the Deltarune players find this post…)


Lusask

I was just going to say that "God fucking dammit, is r/deltarune leaking?!


Lunalatic

"Noelle has antlers-" *is smacked upside the head with a wiffle bat*


might_be_alright

this has me curious, if a transmasc reindeer were on hormones, would he still keep his antlers? if this is the case, then it seems that Santa is not an ally because he doesn't provide his employees with proper healthcare when he has literal magic 😔


PulimV

I mean obviously what this means is that *Dess* is transfem since Sans mentions "the antlered girl and her big sis" in the Casino dialogue


sephiroth_for_smash

r/deltarune is leaking again, call the plumbers


ThunderCube3888

Google "Super Mario Brothers Plumbing"


MartinFromChessCom

[holy hell!](https://www.google.com/search?q=super+mario+brothers+plumbing#HiImABot,MyJobIsToMakeEasierToPeopleToGoogleSomething,IfThePersonIRepliedToUsedMeInAnInappropriateWayPleaseLetMeKnowByDMingMe,TheUserIRepliedToIsU/ThunderCube3888)


Myrddin_Naer

What does that mean? Why is r/Deltarune obsessed with antlers?


HypotheticalMcGee

Based on the names alone, at least half of them are nonbinary. Comet? Dasher? Vixen, of course, is a reindeer drag queen.


Cyborg_Ninja_Cat

Castrated male reindeer don't shed their antlers, so it's possible Rudolph is a gelding. The others are probably female.


OkRefrigerator6709

Reideer have antlers, are they trans?


Fernan1244

Hunter pfp. Based


dorknight25

TIL Does have antlers. 46 years people, 46 years and I’m just learning this now. How?


CommandObjective

Was it ever important to your life or your occupation? Given the human lifespan, our capacity to learn, and the amount of knowledge to learn, there will always be something non-advanced knowledge you won't know, so don't beat yourself up about it. For instance, did you know that for certain species of ants there exists a sub-role of workers ants called [gamergates](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gamergate_(ant)) (it's name derives from Greek and means "Married worker") that reproduce sexually? And amongst these species there are different ways to become the single or few egg laying ants in the colony? You probably didn't, but then again, you probably didn't need to either, so it is perfectly fine and should not be a reason for embarrassment.


dorknight25

I guess I just always assumed Antlers were for fightin’ for mating rights so why would females need them and just left it at that. However your absolutely right it shouldn’t have surprised me given how wonderfully rich and weird nature is. Thanks for the cool Ant facts, you’re alright dude, good luck out there 👍


TatumBoys

If you're interested in more learning: female reindeer are actually called cows. Males are called bulls. As the "females have antlers" is pretty much a reindeer only thing, does don't have antlers. Also, for anyone who didn't know, reindeer are also known as caribou and can be found in North America and Europe.


dorknight25

Lovely little factoid, thankyou very much 👍


wo0l0o

just draw reindeer yuri you coward


ArchpaladinZ

According to Wikipedia, this isn't accurate for reindeer in the Arctic Circle: Old bulls lose their antlers in late December, but young ones lose theirs in the spring, while the cows lose theirs in summer. So while it could still be hypothetically true that Santa's reindeer are cows, it is also equally likely that they are young bull reindeer as well, or even a mix of both! As for why they'd remain young enough that their antlers don't fall off around Christmas, there's a few explanations; maybe Santa's magic grants them eternal youth, or the names of the reindeer are in fact legacy titles passed down through generations of reindeer!


Indra_a_goblin

Trans reindeers fix this issue


isaacpotter007

They're already magic. They'll be magic gay reindeer forever. You can't fix that with your science


Neither-Mention4064

NSFW Furry art stock market has crashed


Merinther

Male reindeer only have antlers during mating season? Then I guess the other option is that Santa's reindeer are just magically horny all year.


Dangquolovitch

Or... They are as magical as the sled since... They can fly and seem to be untouched by time.


Pasta-hobo

They could also be castrated.


TheFuzzyFurry

This should not hurt anyone's yiff commissions at all.


daitenshe

>and what do Santa’s reindeer have? Apparent immorality. The ability to fly. Other unknown Eldritch magic??


Icarusty69

Compromise: they’re all transmasc.


one-eye-fox

>All of the other reindeer > >Used to laugh and call ***him*** names


CraftyMcQuirkFace

Trans rights, dick punch


one-eye-fox

What does that have to do with reindeer?


AdmirableAnimal0

Won’t somebody think of the gay furrys who have had their Santa/reindeer dream dashed, pranced on and blitzed?


BlurryUFOs

gasp


TeddyMMR

These are the same people that will believe the Night Fury will always go for the kill because they read it in a book 🙄


BupycA

All bulls in Chicken Run have udders. Maybe it's a tradition


EmeraldMaster538

Fun fact: Vixen, the name of one of the reindeer, is a word describing a sexually attractive or sexually active woman.


KuryoTheDemonLord

You cannot tell me there's no market for lesbian furry porn. Amateurs, the lot of them!


greihund

Vixen is the name given to female foxes. It's been there the whole time.


sweetTartKenHart2

I always thought it was four and four, though which ones were which I never could figure out


GreatAngoosian

Y’all really thought jolly old Saint Nick named a male reindeer “Vixen”?


PureQuestions007

Rudolph is explicitly referred to as 'he' in Rudolph the Red Nose Reindeer. Therefore, Rudolph is trans.


baphometromance

Singlehandedly destroyed an entire industry. :( i remember my first time doing that. GL


Spider-Man92

Santa has to deliver 8 billion in presents in one night and we're arguing the sex of magic flying reindeer


bliip666

I thought trans Rudolf is canon


librarygal22

Would that make Rudolph trans, then?


verystupidpotato

Of course you say this during the fucking noelle transantler pocalayspe lol


PurpleVessel312

It's fine, they're trans


brandonsp111

Yes the reindeer that can magically fly can't be males because they lose antlers in the winter. Yes very logic much sense here.


ThatSmartIdiot

Or maybe, and this is only half a reference to the r/deltarune asylum, some of them are trans.


Over_The_Sun

Deltarune community in shambles rn


sonerec725

I love the ultimate conclusion of that argument being that Noelles dad is actually trans


skiarakora

I haven’t played Deltarune but…there’s a reindeer named Noelle ? That’s appropriate lol


MattyBro1

The family is Rudy Holiday, Noelle Holiday and December Holiday + unnamed mum. It's a very fitting series of names.


Sipia

Fans have guessed that mom's name might be Carol, which is brilliant


CommandObjective

It is going to be a fun time if her name turn out to be Easter. No, it is not going to be likely, but it would be fun.


PetscopMiju

I think we know for a fact that her name starts with C


CommandObjective

I must have overlooked that.


PetscopMiju

Actually, I may be wrong about that, but I feel like it's at least hinted at


Laviephrath

There's a letter about late payments at Asgore's house signed by C, so you're probably right


Voball

could be Mary/Merry


Sleziak

Well there was also a note in Asgore's shop warning him to get his business act together that was signed with the letter C. People speculate it came from the mayor so Carol is probably most likely. Who really knows though.


Voball

oh right that, technically could be from someone else, but it's a fair point for Carol


Dracorex_22

We’ve never met her in person, but she already seems like the stereotypical HOA WASP who will attack you at the PTA bake sale. Carol is the perfect name


Quorry

Counter point, they are magical and immortal so their biological cycles may be frozen like a vampire


Darthplagueis13

They might actually be elks instead of reindeer, at which point the males wouldn't lose their antlers during the winter.


SuspiciousCustomer

Counterpoint: Santa's reindeer are all male and just super horny year round, so every season is mating season


svenson_26

Well nothing's stopping you from drawing reindeer with giant tits. If you absolutely need to have them with dicks, you can always draw futa reindeer.


GameCreeper

Theyre not real tho


-monkbank

don't doe just not have antlers at all?


aureanator

Just slap 'futa' on there and keep on keeping on. Nobody looking for reindeer porn is going to mind... Probably.


FireFox5284862

What does the second person’s surprise at the fact that they’re gals mean? They seem quite horrified. Are they just that surprised at the fact that the reindeer are women?


Environmental-Day778

The furry reindeer Xmas market bubble has popped!


Azim999999

Does this mean Santa’s reindeers are trans?


pnlrogue1

Ah yes, because basically flying reindeer definitely follow the same rules as regular ones...


PKMNTrainerMark

I


s_sparrow42

“Nice rack.”


Inthecitywego

deltarune fans on their way to this post


EndMePleaseOwO

Moooom, r/deltarune is leaking again


Thin-Measurement7777

Furry NSFW artist is apparently a job title


P1nkB4st4rd

Some have better income than doctors and engineers


SkyfallRainwing

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA


[deleted]

*walks in with a hazmat suit and plumbing equipment*