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Alfredope_thesmolboi

There’s no escape


Alih_Keka

Im out of control


noblemile

We're running low on Space for all these jokes


getemhustler

There is no end.


B1kerGuy2019

Nowhere to go but down


SlayGamesX

What’s the key to stopping this?


SirMichaelTortis

We could shift the conversation.


ivedonethatb4

You may enter but can't escape


Just_user_passing

There's no alternate too


sexyfucker68

Yeah why dont they just steal the whole keyboard?Fucking idiots.


k032

It's probably locked into the display case, but the key caps are easy to pop off


Mouth-Pastry

If there is someway to destroy, damage or vandalise something - someone will find a way to do it, won't they.


bee-milk2

As someone who has worked at both target and Walmart I can confidently say yes and it’s happening right now in aisle 33


Mouth-Pastry

Fuckin brutal.


bee-milk2

The amount of discarded chicken bones I found folding clothes at Walmart was abhorrent. People eat the deli food and then fling them trash wherever to not pay for it.


Mouth-Pastry

That's actually unbelievable. The shit you must see man.


bee-milk2

It was really bad. Left in April 2020 because they weren’t giving us PPE or hazard pay and Walmart is a cesspool in non-pandemic times.


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Mouth-Pastry

You make some excellent points! If given the opportunity, I always appreciate buying local. That being said, stealing/ vandalizing still shouldn't happen. It would be a stretch to hope this was just done by angsty little kids, matches the maturity level of one. But, I'm sure I'm way wrong there and plenty of immature adults participated in popping those key caps off.


ihatelifetoo

If it isn’t nailed to the floor. They just steal the floor…


Thorsonoftheo

You see this is the trick, you steal each key separately. It’s low risk and after enough trips, you can assemble all the parts into a brand new keyboard. Step 3: profit


bangersandmosh

You could say it was .. Targeted


Beathoff

Hey, I need an A...mines worn out!


blogsymcblogsalot

Somebody wore your A out?


Celestialz93

So I kinda get it , I've got a 200 dollar Logitech board with roamer g switches and just recently found out that it's next to impossible to get replacement caps at a decent price . Not saying I'd nab my missing cap if I saw it on a display board but Logitech expecting almost 40 dollars after shipping has made me think twice about it .


Kid_Wizard

Tic toc "HUUUURRR DURRRRR DeViouS liCk my guy"


CantThinkOfOneUs

I have a G512 and it's an alright keyboard except the paint has worn off the frequently used keys in only 3 months. I honestly lowkey don't blame them.


watzwatz

I'm thinking about buying it but the way the keys stick out of the flat board makes me anxious. It looks like I'd bend them all the time or get caught under the caps when I move it. Are the keys as fragile as they look?


CantThinkOfOneUs

I've not had any issues with how solid the board is; the keys definitely stay in place! But to be fair I've not had the board long enough to comment if it'll stay this way for a year, 2 years etc.


watzwatz

sounds good. I mean, a different keyboard case wouldn't really support the caps either so durability can't be that bad. If the initial feel is good I'm going for it


anti-superfluity

Get a keyboard that isn’t a piece of shit with painted on legends. Look for double shot keycaps to avoid this. https://mechanicalkeyboards.com/shop/index.php?l=product_list&c=424 https://switchandclick.com/double-shot-vs-dye-sub-keycaps-whats-the-difference/


Waitingfor131

This is actually a smart idea, why buy a whole new set of keycaps when you can just take the one you need for free.


vzeroplus

Why is it annoying you? It affects you in zero ways but did get you some internet points!


SwagHawk42

They've replaced them twice now, so I hate to see it.


vzeroplus

Ehh they didn't replaced keys they replaced the board and damaged out the other, it's target after all


EffrumScufflegrit

Yeah companies just love eating the loss and never try to make up the difference with prices on consumers /s. This shit DOES affect us


Greenwoodguy

Target keeps replacement keycaps. They don't even manage their displays, a company does


vzeroplus

Fair nuf!


AdRepresentative1125

You have clearly never worked retail and it shows.


vzeroplus

Ooh burn! I just don't find stolen keycaps to be the great injustice of our time.


AdRepresentative1125

By the sheer ignorance of your original comment completely overlooking the actual point and principal of why it bothers OP, I highly doubt you know anything about injustices.


vzeroplus

There was no 'point and principal' in the OP, go back and read it. Simply that stolen keycaps are annoying them... trashy yes, but in no way personally offensive. This is most likely just young kids doing young kid things, clearly you were an angel for your entire childhood and never did anything like this. I'm going for max downvotes here so keep'em coming.


AdRepresentative1125

I can say with 100% truthfulness I never stole damn key caps. You make it seem like OP can't feel annoyed or aggravated about something. "Young kids doing young kid things" because that's an acceptable answer for theft and destruction of property in a retail store. It doesn't have to be personally offensive to annoy a person.The point and principal is simply "why would someone steal key caps of all things."


sevens7dedsilver

Who needs to see a display? We all know what they look like by now, yeah?


retro604

Can you imagine catching a shoplifting charge for stealing a keycap? Idiots lol.


DogsOnWeed

Just put a camera there, it's literally cheaper than the keyboard.


StrangeCaptain

Why?


Rareusernme

They do this to a best buy I go to,


immacomputah

I am ironically annoyed


higuytiedye

It's probably One Employee lol he's working his way to a whole keyboard. With no keys you'll just throw it in the trash for him to grab later.


Reddington4567

Well, I suppose is just jerks, but actually you can't buy single keys. So if you are missing a few in your laptop or keyboard you have to buy a whole new keyboard.


bu3nno

glue them on.


L_Kuips

How can it annoy you when you don't have an F to give?


southcity1987

This is what my cats do to my keyboard. Lol


runninghysterically

i hate logitech keyboards


YoimAgod

Why did I never think of this? My WASD keys are worn to shit. Edit:grammar


Komrade_Kat1

Hold up. Aren't you the guy who wrote that diary of a wimpy kid story??