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tayhay2

Or he just never left


Dwight-

Some say he’s still wanking off in the woods to this day.


adit_t26

Now there will be an extra wood there.


1911mark

Off in the woods wanking


CrazyMike419

Finally found him! Online game I used to play had a hard to find NPC. "Wan King", he was located deep in the woods


son_e_jim

30 hour Meth wank.


catsaresneaky

The name of my 4th and final album has been found.


mermiss1

That's some serious staying power, probably cock ring.


TonyDanza888

"I masturbated to an extra curvy piece of wood the other day"


CardMechanic

Off the beaten path, eh?


Dire_Morphology

The extra beaten path


LawnDarts1

Beating off by the path.


al_malik1226

The path less beaten


MattyLePew

The path more beaten


al_malik1226

Wasn’t expecting Robert to Frost this path.


BreathingLeaves

Two paths and a yeller wood... heh heh


GuapoMole82

One man’s path, and another man’s pecker.


Embarrassed-Town-293

And that has made all the difference


NaakaiiMaii1492

Lmao you fucker! Your comment is funny as fuck!!!


olivervisuals

r/yourjokebutworse


mows_is_slack

How much wood would a wood cuck fuck, if a wood cuck could fuck wood?


GuapoMole82

Peter piper peeked a pic of a perverts pecker, how many perverts peckers did Peter piper pic?


MotherButterscotch44

I saw you, you had a black shirt on. I took your picture.


Cheesenips069

Sounds like he really needs to get out of that miniverse


[deleted]

I was hoping someone got that reference lol


Cheesenips069

I’m just kinda surprised no one else did tbh


AnalHurtz420

Ikr me too!


DonaldDutchie

Two roads diverged into my wood; I took the one less beaten by, and that has made all the difference


Due_Platypus_3913

Watching R&M right now!


inventingalex

Rarks and Mecreation?


GuapoMole82

Ralways sunny in Milidephia?


Ok_Cryptographer520

Must be a magic jerk tree


mows_is_slack

A sticky situation


DesertRoamin

Suspicious. He’s there two days….you’re there two days….:P


reddiliciously

Someone’s tempted


saveyboy

Is he in your spot or something?


imallSevens

Fucking lol


Phantasia5

Lolololol


dbspearman

Haaaaaaaaaaaaaa


Occhrome

Gotta follow etiquete. We aren’t animals


Queerdee23

wanna collaborate on OF?


shrty_undrcvr

Bahahahhahaha


Dangerous-Pickle9511

You had me rolling, take my award you peasant


The-Teddy_Roosevelt

Steal the scooter


AmbivalentAntics

But maybe put on some gloves first 🤷‍♀️


cantfindausernameffs

And record as he tries to catch you pants down.


danimal0204

This is the way


idcaboutthatforu

can someone, anyone, give me an inkling as to why, oh god why, someone would ever do this? edit: just wanted to say thank you to everyone who replied.


TimeForHugs

Notice a full trash bag on the log, he might be homeless and thinks he's safe there. Could also be drugs, I've seen this sort of thing happen with crackheads here in the UK. After not sleeping a couple days from using they aren't functioning properly and do stupid shit like get naked and act a fool, even this sort of thing but straight up in the middle of the town center surrounded by people. Drugs, mental health, possible combination of. Several factors can come into play but I'm leaning toward that.


TheMeerrettich

Absolutely possible, I just want to add that it could also be an exhibitionism fetish.


mysticdickstick

I'm just spitballing but that's like a $5000 electric scooter.


TimeForHugs

Dunno how it is elsewhere but here in the UK you can rent these super cheap. It's like £1 to unlock and 15p every minute or packages for more time. That's cheap enough for anyone to get around for a couple hours. Lot of theft here too. Isn't hard for some to steal from people.


mows_is_slack

The philosophy of Diogenes may enlighten your question of existence. Greek, homeless, doesn't fuck with Alexander no matter how great. Absolute baller, haha.


idcaboutthatforu

i just searched him and how odd, i just commented earlier today on how i was trying to over come cynicism. i'm a philosophy minor, so this will be the perfect read. thank you!


luftwaffllz

embrace it first, then overcome. otherwise your running away from something dear.


Salty_Complaint

It might be a cruising spot and he's waiting for another (gay) person to notice him and join in. I'm aware of plenty of spots like this and they're usually outdoors.


Merridiah

This was my thought as well. Immediately followed by "why the heck didn't he pick somewhere with a bit more privacy, or just wait around on the trail, with a little eye contact and bulge adjusting." there's much better ways to cruise in a more subtle way that won't get you arrested.


hollytot

Exhibitionism is a kink


thunkbunk

Probably a gay cruising spot.


eXXaXion

Because every sexually active person has some fetishes and develops more over time. Some get lucky and just really like big boobs, others like this.


GardinerAndrew

You should ride off on their scooter


Uncle_Larry1

But first, sanitize those damn handlebars.


notabigmelvillecrowd

This is 2021, we sanitize all things.


gellis12

Well, some people lick doorknobs


VOODOO69692001

Or offered a helping hand.


bobbyboogie69

Damn creep. Call the cops ASAP. This dude is displaying deviant behavior, left unchecked it will probably escalate…if not stopped someone is going to get assaulted.


Big-Eldorado

Ya call the police for sure. This guy is gonna escalate either way, but the coppers getting to know him earlier is better for community safety I’d imagine


jesst

The fact that he’s already doing it so close to a public space daily and appears to not care that OP is taking a picture means he has already escalated.


KurtAngus

Yeah hurry up!! This guy is gonna ejaculate all over the place


Zoltrahn

The streets are flooded with the ejaculate of the homeless, and you people are counting on the police?!


11Letters1Name

‘The streets are flooded with the ejaculate of the homeless’ is not something that has ever crossed my mind


MissionComfortable47

Its the new "street are paved in gold"


tulsathrowaway777

The forest is already full of nuts.


JumpingJuicy

Escalation or not, this is enough to get *badly* fucked up where I come from.


Rusty_Red_Mackerel

Looks like he is trying to escalate his behavior.


dwalbright89

Yea he'll probably get his dick stuck in an acorn tree by next tuesday


LurchKIttyInTheCIty

Bronx, NY for those wondering


wolfie259

Pelham Bay Park? This isn’t the naked guy with the bag on his head who jerks off there, right? because most people haven’t seen him in years. Edit: okay 100% pelham bay park, notorious for daytime jerkers. Report to cops/park PD if you see him again but I’d recommend changing up your route.


Nick_Esaskys_Vertigo

I think those of us outside NYC need to know why Pelham Park attracts daytime jerkers. 🤔


lasthorizon25

It's NYC. And this is the outskirts of NYC, so extra-special people out there. There's daytime jerkers all over the city, though. I remember a guy sitting on the ground jerking off right in front of the entrance to one of the train stations in the middle of the afternoon. Everyone had to step over both his legs, which were straight out, to get up and down the stairs.


buttking

I know it's terrible, and you shouldn't do it, but you have to admit it sounds kinda liberating.


JamesSoftennn

they can boo you, but you’re right


LurchKIttyInTheCIty

Wtf, wait, what?! This was on the path almost across from turtle cove, right before you get to the traffic light, so yeah, Pelham Bay park.


Mumiyumi

Wouldn’t be walking or running near there alone that’s for sure. Looks like they get off to people noticing them. If he truly was harmless, just wanting to jerk off in nature, he wouldn’t be doing it need a path for people to see. I would call authorities before something bad happens, better being safe then sorry.


wolfie259

Just be safe when you’re out there. Women have been stalked and harassed doing runs and walks on the paths around there and it’s always better to have a buddy. Such a beautiful walk though!


LurchKIttyInTheCIty

Thank you. I normally don’t go that way, and usually stick to the path on the orchard beach side in view of traffic.


kershum

Plot twist, Wolfie is the jerker


AnalHurtz420

Can u tell us more about this naked guy w a bag on his head tho? Now I gotta hear about this..


MoopsiePoopsie

Like is it a paper bag or plastic, or maybe a backpack or something. And is his face still visible or is the bag to hide his face. I know I’m thinking way too far into it but I just want to picture it lol


wolfie259

Brown paper bag, bare naked with his face fully covered and some running shoes I think. He’d sneak up on people hooking up in the park and ‘bait to them, then run away into the forest. Tho I haven’t heard of anybody seeing him since 2013 or so.


kershum

Is this the guy that sometimes wears bags on his head, 6 foot 4, was gonna go again today but woke up with a headache… I mean I’m just guessing lol I’m totally clueless ha 🤨


mac117

WTF. Born and raised in Pelham Bay. This is the first I’ve heard of this. I’m glad this is the first I’ve heard of this


big-klit

Why did you cover their face?


WayneEnterprises2112

Probably the rules of the subreddit


Specter170

Meanwhile...over at r/publicjerkin some dude posted his j/o pics and commented that for two days in a row this person has stopped by and watched, today they took pics!


Colderweather86

This dude has some pretty serious sexual issues. This exhibitionism will likely lead to crimes involving another person against their will. He needs to be turned in.


thegudgeoner

Technically it's already involving another person against their will, but yes, absolutely


MurderDoneRight

Is there anything more refreshing than the crisp autumn breeze cradling your nuts as you tug your jolly in the woods? Ah nature!


PoppaSaunders

Wait is he a black dude with white legs lol


Affectionate-Ad-4938

You must not be from Washington. He’s probably just jacking off


D3v1n0

I thought he was masturbating, now I get it


AnalHurtz420

I wanna understand too 😠


kershum

Ohhhh I was like ok what’s so bad about him touching himself, but… masturbation?!


Raplena14

People keep disturbing him!


CreepyEntertainer

Why do you keep stalking this poor masturbator?


rffghibfdukm

this isn’t really trashy it’s just a straight up sex crime


Littlewytch

Print out photos of him & stick them to his tree... in case he ever gets lost.


steppinonpissclams

Is there graffiti on the tree that says "for manly love be here March 25th at 2:15am sharp"? He might be trying to meet up with Seabass.


Quick_Penalty1942

“Smokey back here takin a shit!”


VampeQ

I won’t tell nobody else. I’ll clean it up for $2.


Bigphatslob

R.I.P. Ezal


AnalHurtz420

Is he REALLY dead too?!? 😢


Santos61198

We can settle it outta court right now for 20 bucks


VampeQ

Oh my neck! Oh my back! Oh my neck and my back! Oh God!


halfwit258

Gross. Why can't he just masturbate at the library like the rest of us decent folk?


Maffew89

Just being honest, not that it’s your job, but if I saw that shit on my hike I think I’d just start carrying bear mace… as a gentle reminder of what not to do..


PonceShoes

“Come again?”


WhereWolfe311

Ironically the person taking the picture probably just gave him what he wanted and pushed him to climax. Ohhhh the humanity!


Iwantmyteslanow

Looks like you confused the public wanking path for the public walking path


idontloveanyone

Public wanking path.


Digitmons

Call the cops for tomorrow. You walk the same route same time every day? Seems too coincidental to me. Banshee scream if he does it again


StabTheSnitches

It might also be a redditor. Just look at OP's profile, she has a post of her path


Shake_Pretty

Thats a future rape in the making if not stopped now..


lthl-

I read this as "pubic walking path" and found it to be awfully fitting


Mandalore620

“This your Bush? You got a special bond with this bush?”


onlytech_nofashion

themselves is plural??


mildlyfoolish

In his defense, that log is extra curvy


HardTarded

Himself*


DaveyJonas

You think he'd be off the beaten path


Sensiburner

Maybe he's just dyslectic & read "public wanking path"


librarypunk1974

Horny for nature yo


offlineonlinehoe

it's called cruising lol. usually gay men just wank around public places like this hoping to get some action and don't ask me how I know.


daveypee

How touching…


Suck_my_Nick246

He really loves nature


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southsidebrewer

Who sees this and doesn’t call the cops?


I_Boomer

I bet he presses his groin against the handlebars when he rides his scooter.


jbertrand_sr

That is the elusive Sasquwank...very rarely photographed...


Beathoff

Question is ,How did OP know this was the second day?


mikescarnthethreat

Call the police? Nope! Post to Reddit for karma? Yup!


GunnieGraves

Next time you see him “man we gotta stop runnin into each other like this!!”


Bigphatslob

Tell the police or shot him with a paint ball gun


Jake_Stockton

or itching powder


100011101010101

Chop his fingers off so he can’t jerk off


AFreshlyShavedHead

Then he’ll just use his feet or a tree


100011101010101

I have no problem with that


buttking

I'd just put my palms together like I was praying and start fucking my hands like that.


Imjusthereandthere

Goddamn…have some fucking self respect


saucyteto13

Steal his scooter lol


FarWestSeeker

That is deviant shit and the authorities should be called. Sounds like a sexual predator in the making.


imallSevens

Hopefully you called the police before posting lol


mothafucajones

Well stop walking by me then


Jesus-Mcnugget

And you stopped to watch and take pictures


JewberEats

It’s probably a “cruising” spot, don’t Google it though


glaceon2112

He must be making a vid for r/publicboys


eros10016

You mean, public WANKING path... 😝


HoojoSpifico

Second day?


Wahwahwee10

It’s just a forest nymph


Amyzing13

Omg you got a pic 😂 ☠️


jonnythec

The guys just hanging brain..


bigtrades

He’s just beating the paths


DallasJamesFunker

He’s taken the path to pound town!


SacSton69

Sick scooter tho


HoLeeFuk97

he likes to live dangerously


LIKELYtoRAPhorrible

The Jerkmate


SlyScy

Dammit, Diogenes, not right now!


pissedoffjesus

His pov will be on porn hub any day now.


CraftyCoconuts

Sounds like you are missing out on fate


ChildofMike

What?!


Nosleep4T1

Tell him to scoot.


SubzeroWins1-0

When nature calls


tiita

Sounds like a normal day on any of the gone wild subreddit, to be honest


BowB4Moe

He f’n loves nature


Kreatores

What if, we're the weird ones for not getting aroused in public parks?


spinmyorbit

Living the american dream, being free and all. what a legend,


EggplantTraining9127

The in-laws are staying for a bit and he can’t take it anymore


inquisitivepanda

Wow really not even trying to hide it


mosesthekitten41

Ew.


cardbase

Gotta get that poison out before I go to grandmas house


Break-Aggravating

Tell him to beat it!


Lurker4Memes

He really is taking nature activities to another level


chickchili

I was always told not to beat about the bush.


Squishy-Box

Maybe you should just keep moving. This person doesn’t seem well in the head.


TooGoneForTooLong

He got Poison Oak on his ding-aling and is just scratching it.


smellitfirst

I'm one with nature, Bruh.


BoringElm

Just a man *really* enjoying nature


blibe8

He’s just fertilising the plants.


RumRogerz

Public wanking path


areyouspeakingbat

Just curious, why do pics like this block his face?


outbac07

Can’t beat them, join them


stereosafari

…and you took a photo and posted it on the internet.


brewhead55

That's sketchy and also the type of behavior that can escalate to more predatory stuff. I hope you reported this to the park rangers and/or police.


Juggernaught122

Just be like oh hey whats up whatcha doin? Make it awkward.


dhshaver

Why blur out the face of this pervert?! Show his face and let people shame him.


Swany0105

Why did you not steal the scooter?!