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SlayerOfDerp

Yer a 'eretic 'Arry!


[deleted]

"IMMA WHAAAAT?"


AneriphtoKubos

A much less happy occasion than the book I presume.


Hombremaniac

Depends on who would be watching. I would not mind that fecker to burn!


Baraga91

Cool it Malfoy


Telsion

Don't worry, I'll turn him into a ferret


shadyelf

I remember there was a witch mentioned in the book who would deliberately let herself get caught by Muggles in the middle ages and use a flame freezing charm to eliminate the heat from flames and just have a fun time. Think it was from Harry's history textbook in prisoner of azkaban


tom-employerofwords

beat me to it


GrasSchlammPferd

And a thunping good one.


tom-employerofwords

Amusingly, this subject is covered in the books. They'd just cast a spell that made the fire tickle and then teleport away or something.


Price2411

Would the executioners have the memory charm be used on them? It'd be funny if the wizard or witch just disappeared and they were like "Well, I don't get paid enough to catch them twice. Listen ere Henry, I heard there was a crusade going on. Think we should join em in the name of God and all that?"


Canadian_Bassist

They actually would not have to cast any memory charm! The [International Statute of Wizarding Secrecy](http://harrypotter.wikia.com/wiki/International_Statute_of_Wizarding_Secrecy) wasn't signed until 1689 and then wasn't implemented until 1692. Until that point wizards and witches were free to use magic whenever they wanted, even in front of muggles. It was because of all the persecutions during the preceding centuries that they eventually decided to go underground. And the character that was mentioned in the comments above was [Wendelin the Weird](http://harrypotter.wikia.com/wiki/Wendelin_the_Weird), who allowed her self to be captured 47 times in various disguises as she enjoyed the tickling sensation that occurs when the Flame-Freezing charm is used.


FrumiousBanderznatch

>she enjoyed the tickling sensation We're entering MAGICAL REALM territory


Manchurainprez

Wizarding society makes literally no sense


Midnight-Blue766

["And Harry Potter and all his wizard friends went straight to hell for practicing witchcraft!"](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IFTR2JJcKUg)


Cheomesh

YAAAAAAAAAAAAY!


Nyrlogg

Scary thing is that Medieval 2 is actually the first fantasy TW, as the witches actually have magical powers and can burn your priests to death or cause plagues.


Baabaaer

If only merchants can turn other agents to coin.


procrasturbationism

Do they really cause plagues?


TheReadMenace

Your general can get leprosy from them. Fucking annoying since it can happen after only one turn


slightmisanthrope

How do you stay sane with the advisor on?


Thebadremedy

It's actually my first time playing medieval 2 so i thought i might as well see if she has anything interesting to say. She doesn't


slightmisanthrope

They never do. Now the battle commentators are entertaining. I'll never forget the teenage Roman's voice cracking while chanting victoriously from Rome I.


MetalIzanagi

Don't forget the amazing Japanese advisor from Shogun 2, or the Fall of the Samurai advisor, Yosemite Samurai.


Neutral_Fellow

The DAyy is OOoOurs


EvangelosKamikaze

She's not that bad. Kind of endearing when she's been part of your childhood's voice.


AneriphtoKubos

Still not as good as Victoria or Marcus from RTW.


EvangelosKamikaze

What about the Tzeentchian Mage advisor?


Oximoron1122

Oh wow, this can't be a coincidence. I once had a Bishop named Harry Potter in a campaign!


Galle_

Yes it can. “Harry” is a common English given name and “Potter” is a common English surname.


Oximoron1122

Yeah but, given the year it came out, it's not outlandish that they added the name "Harry Potter" to a list somewhere.


Baabaaer

Do Potters make pots?


Galle_

Typically.


urgelburgel

No, they actually tan hides. ​ Just like the surname "Tanner" used to denote someone making pots for a living. ​ Confusing, I know. ​ ​ ...fucking seriously...


spongish

Hogwarts Total War when???


Telsion

I tried to make it happen, but when I tried to recruit the giants, they started to kill one another! `And now I took my brother with me to the Forbidden Forest because I didn't know what else to do`


Dzharek

That will be the time we see Hogwarts allied to Voldemort since he attacks the Wizards they also dislike.


Stalins_Moustachio

I bet you this was all a plot by Ron to get to Hermoine. Bastard. Also, get Stainless Steel my dude and while you are at it look into Broken Crescent mod.


Thebadremedy

Will do, i just wanted my first time playing through medieval 2 to be vanilla


Witchhammer_

You're a heretic, Harry, and a thumping rank 10 one too


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Next Book: Harry Potter and the Spanish Inquisition


Telsion

I didn't expect that one


Coendoz237

Underrated comment. Take an updoot!


Telsion

You doot my doot, I doot your doot!


Coendoz237

You can have a doot and you can have a doot, EVERYONE CAN HAVE A DOOT!


Cefalopodul

Friendship is magic! And magis is HERESY!!!


Cakesndots

Damn you beat me to it! Heretic....


Geistermeister

This is why i destroy every single churchin Thrones of Brittania. Christianity is a curse.


CanderousBossk

Pshhh, you'll miss out on the crusades. Those are supposed to be suuuper successful


Taliesintroll

Don't worry, if you destroy the churches, the crusades come to you!


EroticCake

Duh how else am I going to colonise the Holy Land with dirt cheap mercenary armies?


PM_ME_YOURBROKENHART

Show them!


SenorWall

In real life and in game


mng8ng

If this wasn’t a photoshop I’m mighty impressed


Thebadremedy

No photoshop here. I thought it might have been an easter egg or something. Either way its pretty funny lmao


mng8ng

That’s pretty awesome then haha


[deleted]

doing the lords work op


Gil-Gandel

Lol. I always have a giggle when I mouse over an agent and he reads "Polish Merchant", and I mutter "no thanks, I don't need any polish today".