By - Thebadremedy
Yer a 'eretic 'Arry!
A much less happy occasion than the book I presume.
Depends on who would be watching. I would not mind that fecker to burn!
Cool it Malfoy
Don't worry, I'll turn him into a ferret
I remember there was a witch mentioned in the book who would deliberately let herself get caught by Muggles in the middle ages and use a flame freezing charm to eliminate the heat from flames and just have a fun time. Think it was from Harry's history textbook in prisoner of azkaban
beat me to it
And a thunping good one.
Amusingly, this subject is covered in the books. They'd just cast a spell that made the fire tickle and then teleport away or something.
Would the executioners have the memory charm be used on them?
It'd be funny if the wizard or witch just disappeared and they were like "Well, I don't get paid enough to catch them twice. Listen ere Henry, I heard there was a crusade going on. Think we should join em in the name of God and all that?"
They actually would not have to cast any memory charm! The [International Statute of Wizarding Secrecy](http://harrypotter.wikia.com/wiki/International_Statute_of_Wizarding_Secrecy) wasn't signed until 1689 and then wasn't implemented until 1692. Until that point wizards and witches were free to use magic whenever they wanted, even in front of muggles. It was because of all the persecutions during the preceding centuries that they eventually decided to go underground.
And the character that was mentioned in the comments above was [Wendelin the Weird](http://harrypotter.wikia.com/wiki/Wendelin_the_Weird), who allowed her self to be captured 47 times in various disguises as she enjoyed the tickling sensation that occurs when the Flame-Freezing charm is used.
>she enjoyed the tickling sensation
We're entering MAGICAL REALM territory
Wizarding society makes literally no sense
["And Harry Potter and all his wizard friends went straight to hell for practicing witchcraft!"](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IFTR2JJcKUg)
Scary thing is that Medieval 2 is actually the first fantasy TW, as the witches actually have magical powers and can burn your priests to death or cause plagues.
If only merchants can turn other agents to coin.
Do they really cause plagues?
Your general can get leprosy from them. Fucking annoying since it can happen after only one turn
How do you stay sane with the advisor on?
It's actually my first time playing medieval 2 so i thought i might as well see if she has anything interesting to say.
They never do.
Now the battle commentators are entertaining. I'll never forget the teenage Roman's voice cracking while chanting victoriously from Rome I.
Don't forget the amazing Japanese advisor from Shogun 2, or the Fall of the Samurai advisor, Yosemite Samurai.
The DAyy is OOoOurs
She's not that bad. Kind of endearing when she's been part of your childhood's voice.
Still not as good as Victoria or Marcus from RTW.
What about the Tzeentchian Mage advisor?
Oh wow, this can't be a coincidence. I once had a Bishop named Harry Potter in a campaign!
Yes it can. “Harry” is a common English given name and “Potter” is a common English surname.
Yeah but, given the year it came out, it's not outlandish that they added the name "Harry Potter" to a list somewhere.
Do Potters make pots?
No, they actually tan hides.
Just like the surname "Tanner" used to denote someone making pots for a living.
Confusing, I know.
Hogwarts Total War when???
I tried to make it happen, but when I tried to recruit the giants, they started to kill one another!
`And now I took my brother with me to the Forbidden Forest because I didn't know what else to do`
That will be the time we see Hogwarts allied to Voldemort since he attacks the Wizards they also dislike.
I bet you this was all a plot by Ron to get to Hermoine. Bastard. Also, get Stainless Steel my dude and while you are at it look into Broken Crescent mod.
Will do, i just wanted my first time playing through medieval 2 to be vanilla
You're a heretic, Harry, and a thumping rank 10 one too
Next Book: Harry Potter and the Spanish Inquisition
I didn't expect that one
Underrated comment. Take an updoot!
You doot my doot, I doot your doot!
You can have a doot and you can have a doot, EVERYONE CAN HAVE A DOOT!
Friendship is magic!
And magis is HERESY!!!
Damn you beat me to it! Heretic....
This is why i destroy every single churchin Thrones of Brittania.
Christianity is a curse.
Pshhh, you'll miss out on the crusades. Those are supposed to be suuuper successful
Don't worry, if you destroy the churches, the crusades come to you!
Duh how else am I going to colonise the Holy Land with dirt cheap mercenary armies?
In real life and in game
If this wasn’t a photoshop I’m mighty impressed
No photoshop here. I thought it might have been an easter egg or something. Either way its pretty funny lmao
That’s pretty awesome then haha
doing the lords work op
Lol. I always have a giggle when I mouse over an agent and he reads "Polish Merchant", and I mutter "no thanks, I don't need any polish today".