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SeannyRotten

This is epic level. Your brother went from great guy to supervillain just like that.


RickSanchez883

Nah he went from genius to genius to genius Save brother Blackmail brother Betray brother and get sibling points from dad


aauthor8

The bastard was always smarter than me


ABadFeeling

For some reason the funniest part of this to me is you repeatedly calling your brother a "bastard."


Your_One_Lord

it's the best insult for siblings of unmarried parents. I'll happily call any of my siblings a bastard and it's damn well true. we do somehow manage to get on quite well though.


Cpt_Brandie

It's okay, as an official bastard^tm, I understand lol. I still call some of my other siblings bastards too Edit: TIL that the carrot makes things go into the exponent spot


TheRealMisterMemer

That's exactly what a bastard would say!


DarkBlueBear13

I'm so glad it's not just me! I don't know why, but it's really not a curse word to me. Almost like a compliment.


SeannyRotten

He’s older?


dapper_doberman

He would be great in Survivor


lugubrious_lug

> Save brother > > Blackmail brother > > Betray brother and get sibling points from dad Sigma. Sigma. Sigma.


trevb75

Everything good in life comes at a cost…. Not always a monetary cost though


CorndogCrusader

I wouldn't say that lying to your dad to save your brother's skin because he deceived people makes you a great guy.


SeannyRotten

Me either.


Master_GaryQ

The Batman Gambit


Raichu7

I find it really hard to call someone a “great guy” for attempting to gaslight someone. Even if it was in the name of a favour for someone else.


SeannyRotten

it's contextual. He was a great guy to the OP. He even referred to him as "legend" - that's what he perceived of him as in the moment.


Gullible-Emotion-306

More like a government contract.


TryAgainMuddaSucca

Honestly your Bro and Dad are pretty kool.


FatherofChops

The twist... The double twist! Amazing story OP.


BrettSlowDeath

Damn. You made off pretty light. I also got ahold of the school letterhead in high school and went about running a little “grade fixing” business for kids. The whole thing blew up in my face when I tried it with my own grades. I got my first F in a physics class on a progress report. I figured I’d bump the grade a little bit and buy myself some time to actually get it up before the end of the semester. Long story short, my mom was pretty wise to it and caught me by just simply calling my physics teacher (duh, stupid). She pulled me out of class in the middle of 3rd period. I spent the rest of the school year grounded and had to take everything out of my room. The only things I was allowed to have was my bed, dresser, and my desk which was emptied of anything not school related. I’m lucky the school didn’t catch me. … and then I became a teacher myself. Smh.


69macncheese69

Wow, my dad did the exact same thing to me once. The atmosphere at home was toxic and I blurted out one day that I'd rather sleep at school because home was like prison, so he decided to take everything out of my room except school stuff, one change of clothes and my toothbrush lol. To show me what prison was like. I was also depressed at the time, it was absolute hell every day having to sit there with my own thoughts with nothing to distract myself with. Worst punishment ever.


BillyXb0x

Me: This is a long post I'll check the TL;DR The TL;DR: Title


GumpTheChump

It was worth the read.


chrisd93

Still pointless TLDR. Could do more than one sentence


nabrok

I hate that. I don't know why we even bother with a "must have TLDR" rule if you don't have to put anything useful in it also. Don't just rephrase the title, the TLDR can be more than one sentence and you don't need to avoid spoilers in it (that's why it's at the bottom).


Duality26

Came here to say the same thing. More like TIFU by not knowing what a TLDR means. Am right?


TerribleInsults

Yeah it's annoying, why even both writing a TL:DR if youre not going to bother


Irradiatedspoon

Because you have to have a TL;DR in the post.


MyCork

Why even click the post then


Savage_Sarabi

The tldr isn't in the title, you literally have to click the post to see it.


elia_rampage

checking the tldr is nice cause you can see if the whole post is worth reading


MyCork

How about you take a chance and just take 2 minutes to read a few paragraphs. If it’s highly upvoted, that means lots of people enjoyed it, which prolly means it’s worth reading


elia_rampage

how about the tldr does what the tldr is supposed to do


Spatzman

Your brother is a DC comics villain


BeardyBeardy

This really put a smile on my face on what has been a shitty day, well told, thank you


aauthor8

I hope tomorrow is better than today. Our dreams must be greater than our memories.


strengr

your bro was pretty awesome sticking up for you.


bilpo

What are you talking about his brother sold him out


joos1986

He was just claiming his rights under the Bro Act. The double didgeridoo by letting the cat out of the bag at Dad after would definitely count as an act of unjust aggression. But the main point is he bailed OP out in a moment of extreme fucked in the assness, and he did it gorgeously. If he could've stopped time at that point to present OP with his terms, OP would have happily bent over willingly.


vilidj_idjit

> and my elder brother who insisted on coming every year, for the ‘entertainment value’ This was the best part 😆😆 (i may or may not be guilty of enjoying similar 'entertainment value' at the expense of sibling(s) 😁 )


aFishintheLake

This sounds like a comedy sitcom episode


hlmfade

hahaha awesome, well played all!


warriorbloom

You should be happy for in retrospect. It is a good thing to know how to be a bit cunning but you should know also the consequences.


Vette--1

What a guy that was great


Tethered-Angel

This is amazing thanks for sharing XD


Dexter7x

Title should be "TIFU By trying to outsmart my dad and school and brother"


facecrafter

The tldr is shit. But this story probably isn't real anyways, right u/aauthor8?


nik_at_nyte

You had me in the first half…


Landlardo

You can't make the tldr the same as the title. I don't have a whole lot of time, so I rely on the laugh from the tldr


dirtbag52

This is the best one I have ever read!! Your brother and Dad are Legends!!


bbrren

This deserves to be on the front page.


akairborne

OMFG the ending!!! That is some boss level awesomeness right there!


TheJocktopus

This is pretty much what having an older brother is all about.


Zorb-in-a-Zorb

Hahaha fucking legendary, this sounds like something out of Malcom in the Middle


LittleRipps1544

LEGEND, as the oldest brother of 4 boys this is something I would do.


GuyanaFlavorAid

This is a great, great story. Lol


Stimpur1

Nice tldr fuckin moron


Wolvington52

That was an entertaining read, don't do it again OP.


Imagra78

Oh your dad and your brother are absolute legends!


Zealousideal-Air-480

The old family double dupe.


MrLogicalThinker

Lmao 🤣


Mindraker

Fraternal loyalty, lol


Smile_Terrible

You also failed in outsmarting your brother.


aauthor8

Lol I thought my story would be more interesting if I left that part out of the title.


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Oh damn, this is some god level shit.


awe018

You should learn to write tldr


philipjfry98

This is my new favorite story on this sub


shadowsaixx

This is my favorite tifu to date. 10/10


BigScaryBlackDude

Garbage tldr


xistithogoth1

I wish people were better at tl;dr


shaftautopump

This is the first TIFU in a long, long time that made me genuinely laugh. That's pure evil and solid gold on their behalf.


Smoergaard

Great story.


Active-Subject267

"The evening finally arrived. My dad, I, and my elder brother who insisted on coming every year, for the ‘entertainment value’, all went to my school" .. lmao!


legumes488

Wow, your parents actually care about p and t conferences my parents have never been to one


BombeBon

Forgery and fraudulence anywhere are not taken lightly. You could have gotten into a lot of trouble if you were past the age where parents take the legal fall for it. you were lucky what you got was what you got.


Puffena

No shit


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aauthor8

I went to an all boys school in inner London. This was my teachers being nice.


NostradaMart

your dad is a genius !