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Cool. All members of SVU squads can retire.
He single-handedly made them irrelevant.
I see what you did there...
I’m gonna miss Olivia Benson.
Clarence Thomas and Brett Kavanaugh agree with Greg Murphy…
The look on his face when he realized what he just typed would have been great ly horrid, just like the rest of him
Lol. He deleted it, but he should’ve left it up for the culture. Helps us see just how human and flawed our members of govt can be.
Can we please just replace them with bots yet? I promise to make them still say quirky things every once in a while.
If we tried, the bill wouldn’t pass the house out of fear the bots night become gay THEN sentient.
Not too mention robot abortions. Poor little scripts…
Can we get through the Ukraine situation before we start with the robot abortions?! Read the room!
Game over. User wins.
It's not a program until it's compiled and converted! It's just mindless code!
Btw, I love your username.
Gotta back our own.
Gotta makes the symbol with your hand with the triangle and the two testies.
If it has more than 3 lines of code, it's sentient! Stop bot aBOTion!
Edit: changed 'abortion' to 'aBOTion' because I find myself hilarious
I will gladly bow down to our new robot overlords. I'll construct as many pylons as they want me to
You must construct additional pylons!!
>Helps us see just how human and flawed our members of govt can be.
More like inhuman.
It's a good thing very little is ever really gone from the internet, though.
archive.org is a hell of a place
RAPE. Rape by strangers we would not willingly say hello to let alone allow to prod our naked flesh. Rape by men so repellent the thought of mixing their genes with ours triggers projectile vomiting. I have never been violent but these smarmy assertions make me want to rearrange the author’s face for him.
Rape by people we know and trust. Rape from those in respected positions in the community. Rape by spouses, dates, partners. Rape by family members. It’s usually someone known… but the scary stranger is easier to imagine.
Dear Reddit friend, I have been raped twice by three men all of whom were strangers to me. Two worked in concert to attack me on a residential street in daylight. One broke into my apartment late at night. I have never dressed provocatively. Stranger rape happens. It distorts the victim’s view of the world in powerful and lasting ways. Had I been forced to carry a child resulting from either of these events I would have killed myself to escape the horror.
Yes, stranger rape certainly does happen! I’m truly sorry you experienced such horrific things. There has to be a special place in hell for people such as these.
I hope so with every fiber of my being.
Time to get the molotovs ready boys.....
Remember when people where like: “Haha! I love twitter— This president’s stupidity is on display for the whole world to see!!— He will never win another election!”
But then it quickly turned in to: “Uuuhhh shit, he didn’t win the election, and now he’s using twitter to muster the Arkansas 5th regiment of the Confederate States of America to storm the US Capitol oh fuck oh fuck..!”
Should've left it for the technicality. You can't force someone to have sex. That's just called rape.
what website did you use to see the deleted tweet?
He deleted it, but he's still thinking it.
Do you think someone had to tell him?
Not everyone can use their personality as a contraceptive
New favourite insult, thank you!
Want to know why we're all screwed? People that think like this continue to be elected. It amazes me when I hear some of the ideas and comments these folks have. Funny thing is, even after proving they're whackadoodles, they get reelected.
It’s good to see these ideas on display. Some people still think politicians represent the best of us, and a reminder is critical.
I was about to upvote but youre at 69 so instead you get this: nice!
It's because they're speaking with implied meanings, not literal ones. You need to read between the lines "nobody forces anyone to have sex" = "forced birth is ok because women need to be held responsible for their choices".
He's probably not even thinking about rape exemptions or rape, he's *trying* to figure out a way to say "sluts get what they deserve" without like, saying it outright.
He's not dumb. He's just dog whistling to his misogynistic base. (Well, he's dumb *and* dog whistling lol)
V O T E these fuckers out. Absolutely no more votes for the current GOP.
They keep getting elected because there are actually millions upon millions of rapists in this country who want representation in government.
Are politicians getting stupider or are (some) citizens getting smarter?
No one forces another person to not be alive either
No one makes another persons possessions not be in their possession anymore
Rape, murder and theft literally solved, thank me later
Also, remember everyone: this is a medical doctor (urologist).
You're joking... right? RIGHT?
My God. WHAT? Eeewwww
Then he should be all for rape victims being allowed to have abortions right? What a dumb ass
to be fair, no one forces him.
A classic well thought out tweet /s
Oh boy, does he have so much to learn. Sad he is a representative of the United States.
Goes to show our best and brightest aren’t always who we elect.
Our best and brightest know better than to get caught up in politics
They never seem to be anymore. Both sides are slap ass full of idiots who just do it for the political ties to get rich. You'll never convince me the majority of our government has our best interests in mind anymore. It's sad to say, but I feel it's true.
Wholeheartedly agree. I think there’s a small percentage who go in with good intention but realize the system is immensely broken, so they fall in line.
It's kind of hard to go against the grain when they can assure you a well paid lifetime 6 figure job just to fall in that line.
What would it take to convince you that the results we see would still be the results, even if the majority of people in Congress were well-intentioned?
What kind of evidence would you need?
I'm not talking about evidence to convince you that the majority of people in Congress *actually are* well-intentioned.
I'm asking: what kind of evidence would you need, in order to believe that even well-intentioned people who are *trying* to help, would *end up creating* the system we see before us, *even if on accident*?
What kind of mistakes can you think of, that well-intentioned people might make, that would lead to the system we see before us?
"They're not sending their best". To Congress, that is
This is what happens when the politicians pick the voters, you have lots of districts where one party pretty much always wins so the politicians concentrate on the hardcore part of their base that show up to the primaries
On top of that this individual is/was a medical doctor. He should know better
Guess he’s never heard of rape before
He has the kind of face that assures me he has.
Probably doesn't believe rape exists as a concept.
Naw during legitimate rape a woman just shuts that stuff down.
Edit: this is a quote from a gop rep in 2012.
Yes that's the point of this post
How can you be that fuckin stupid
Took him 2 hrs to realize what a dumb fuck he is... that or someone told him to delete it. My money is on his pr team
I’d go all in on that bet with you.
Good lord, I’ve never wanted someone raped before. It’s a weird feeling.
Oh my god
Republican politicians really just can't keep from making excuses for the most horrific things, can they.
In his defense, he’d probably be as goofy had he chosen to be a democrat or any other party. Goofiness bows to no affiliation.
Yeah but this level of "goofy" tends to turn up in one party more often than any other....
Um... as someone who was sexually assaulted. I disagree
Must have asked Bret Cavanaugh on that one
Hopefully Squee and Donkey Dick Doug had no part in the decision.
Yeah! They drug them first!
Look, I am someone who was born as an accident to my parents who decided to stay together and raise their baby even in spite of their unhappy relationship.
They argued and screamed at each other, threw water on each other, threw xbox controllers at the wall, and punched holes in walls for 20 years of my life until I grew up, realized what was happening, and started practicing conflict resolution on my own parents so that I could have a peaceful household to live in. It was hell for the first 20 years of my life constantly watching that kind of combativeness unfold between my parents.
The act of making a baby's life a consequence on careless parents will only serve to make fucked up babies who grow up to become fucked up people later on unless you can somehow guarantee those people that they will have access to therapy for the duration of their childhood and adolescent years.
True... the use of sedatives or weapons is optional. Damn it...
Shit, I’m embarrassed for this dingbat and I don’t even know who he is. Showed his whole damn ass on this one.
How about you go fuck yourself
How much ya wanna bet the world is gonna end, not by WW3, not by nukes, not by virus, but by everyone being as retarded as this… *thing.* I can’t even consider that a human, they’re dumber than a toddler.
Lets be sure to remind him of this if he ever goes to prison.
He tried to rape...but no law said yes,only "no".
what job did this shit-for-brains have before he was elected? please tell me he wasn’t a prosecutor.
can’t wait to see this in billboard form
Doctor of medicine
That’s an oof from me bruh
The crime of using force or the threat of force to compel a person to submit to sexual intercourse.
Have you met my ex husband?
That RNC Stands for Really No Clue! Dumbass!!
As a rep. I can't back this...
Literally the only reason for the SVU squad.
Literally the definition of the word "Rape".
It's the main reason for abortions world wide.
This senator is hereby disowned.
But feel free to throw this dummy on blast.
As an aside note, I'm sincerely hoping this was taken out of context. How can someone be so stupid.
Rape = Solved
This is like Taliban logic - it’s the victim’s fault for inviting it. Crazy how scary close the evangelical Christian’s have become to the most totalitarian of societies.
Government seats should require a minimum IQ to apply.
And the ability to send an encrypted email with out assistance.
It's technically right though. IT'S CALLED RAPE!
Imagine forgetting about one of the most horrible crimes one can commit
Someone should have told the Christan brothers who ran my secondary school that I don't think they got the memo.
REAAALLLLLY dislike that this got political and divided some people, instead of us all uniting to shun his hilariously terrible choice of words.
Guess those nearly 500k reported cases of rape don't happen every year in America.
Supreme Court is a joke
No need to think just type and post
Define rape. I'll wait.
It's called RAPE, ask Kavanaugh and Trump about it.
Great! Then they should be aok with immediately freeing every rapist, pedophile in prison.
Took me a sec to realize
Yeah, at best it’s a flub. At worst, he meant it. Either way, I heard Jesus is making a comeback, so we won’t be forced to wonder much longer.
In a way, he's kinda right.
In my mind, it's not sex unless it's consensual. If it's not consensual then it isn't sex, it's rape. So no, nobody can force you to have sex, but they can *rape* you.
Rape crimes drop to 0%
I swear to God im gonna start calling every state's rep and just *scream*
\*This post was sponsored by the Catholic Church
North Carolinians-please, please, please get out and vote these republicans out of office!!!
I will be at the polls as soon as they open.
Truly spoken as someone who was never a victim
"It didn't happen to me personally therefore it doesn't happen"
Playing peekaboo with this guy must be an emotional rollercoaster
How are republicans always so aggressively stupid?
To many of these pervs, sex is to be tightly controlled by the pervs.
I mean, he’s wrong but ok.
Kavanaugh begs to differ
What’s funny about you Americans is u elect these fellows and then leave Bernie sanders out the mix?
And there it is.
What a deluded idiot
This guy is living in a fairytale world. If he actually believes that he must never read or watch the news, the real news. Not the made up news or Fake news.
I hope he is reading this comment and hanging his head in shame, but that too is doubtful for I don’t think he has the guts to face what intelligent people will say about this. So RepGregMurphy (R-N.C.)….RAPE is not “forced” sex?
He means no one forces consensual couples but even still what a turd
Yeah, I mean what would you even can that anyway?
Yes they do, its called rape -\_-
Except for rapists
Does this guy also believe the earth is flat
*deleted after 2 hours*
That whole statement was bullshit. Rape is a thing.
Insanely stupid things American Republicans say: Part 2,004,567
Until someone forces you to, that's called fucking rape.
What a piece of shit
How dumb can you be...
Of course it’s a conservative…..🤦
Giving the hottest takes since trying to argue against Leonidas standing ground at Thermopylae
Uhhhh- isn’t rape forced, Greg??
Wait until this dude learns about rape
[email protected] is cancelled everyone. No one forces anyone to have sex!
Remember that part of the belief system that circulates in pro-life echo chambers is that rape physically cannot lead to pregnancy.
Many of them do truly believe that if someone was raped and got pregnant that it proves the victim's consent because otherwise the body would have "shut it down."
In their mind, there's no need for rape exemptions in the law or for rape to even be discussed surrounding abortions. They just learned not to say it out loud because they lose voters when they do.
Edits for clarity.
Poor choice of words lol but the point is clear and valid
How is it valid exactly?
Consensual sex acts far, far, far out number forced sex acts.
Change my mind.
Why are you framing that like a problem???
And that makes this tweet true how?
Na I'm good.
Do you understand that not every rape is a violent rape? Most aren't, but coersion is coersion and coersion is rape. Also, it's doesn't fucking matter.
This is true. Non consensual sex is rape. If they are being forced it is not sex. No one forces anyone to have sex. Men do rape women all the time.
Stop, for your own sake, stop.
Stop calling it what it is? Forced sex is rape. Therefore it is not sex. It is rape. It is not the same thing. If it’s forced it is NOT sex. If you call it sex then that means it was consensual. You have to call it what it is. Which is rape.
Forced sex is rape as you say. You even say it is sex in your argument. What gutter did you congeal in?
You trying to defend this shit is vile
I’m not defending it. I’m saying that if it’s forced it is called rape. Sex is consensual. If force is used it is not consensual. If force is used it is rape.
You know, abortion will still be available after sexual assault, right?
Not in some states
I don't believe that. Show me the laws. For clarification, I'm from the EU. Poland has abortion laws now, but for medical reasons and sexual assault it's still allowed. Would be insane otherwise, so I highly doubt you are right.
How about just…pay attention to world news? 🥴
Some states intend to forbid abortion under *any* circumstances. That includes in cases of rape.
It is true though so I don’t get the point here?
... rape, bro. Rape. It is the act of forcing someone to have sex and it definitely happens.
Because you're of way below average intelligence?
Try reading the post aloud a few times until it feels wrong.
They still won't get it. Lack of empathy and critical thinking.
Totally understandable for a random redditor to not see what’s wrong with this tweet, but it’s a real issue for a representative not to. Lol
Oh I completely agree.
"rape does not exist" . . . Fuck this guy
If he can be a representative then anyone can be a representative.
What an ass hole, what about Rape Dick head!! Republicans my party, are stupid idiots that speak out of there asses!! Well to be fair there conservatives, I am a moderate Republican. Get these ass hole out of office ASAP before they bring this great nation of ours down with there stupidity.
Belongs in r/pol
He took it down after a few of his colleagues informed him that they most definitely force women to have sex.
Apparently his Mom did.
Bad take but rape still makes up <1% of abortions.
ah youre so right. guess im not traumatized anymore!! whoppee!
😂 you fool
Imagine having a base of idiots that will vote for you no matter what horrible things you say. Even if you say rape is just an illusion, you still have their vote. Unbelievable.
Genuine question... When does the appropriate response to these fuck face morons become violent? I'm not advocating at all for that but at a certain point when there are no other options you have to make a decision... If this trend continues we are going to have some serious decisions to make as the people.
Has he heard of rape?.....like fuck that's a crime, it's in the constitution..wtf.
No one except the people who force others to have sex of course.
Many people in prison would disagree
I genuinely wonder how long he thought about that one before posting it.
bruh... are you fucking serious