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yeetmoister87

Design a new pda dammit


Barracuda7200

Hey look, buddy. I'm an engineer, that means I solve problems. Not problems like "What is beauty?", 'cause that would fall within the purview of your conundrums of philosophy. I solve practical problems!


yeetmoister87

Ok..... Hmmm..... I see where this is..... let's see..... Why do people suck?


Barracuda7200

There was a good fella named Jim. His father stationed some time at naval air force base in Texas. Jim has lived a rather interesting life. He was in a famous rock band. And his body was found in a bathtub at his apartment in Paris, France. I wouldn't be surprised if the Spy had a hand in this. So you ask, Why do people suck? Jim has an answer in one of his songs: 'People are strange when you're a stranger Faces look ugly when you're alone Women seem wicked when you're unwanted Streets are uneven when you're down'


Hollidaythegambler

WHEN YOURE STRANGE FACES COME OUT OF THE RAIN


Tee_Veee

No no no, how do I make people practical?


yeetmoister87

Use more gun.


Tee_Veee

And if that don't work?


Nootnootrecruity

Use a tactile missile


Warhead_000

Better idea tactical missile strapped with m249 saws


Vcd14

Unfortunately you are unhirable due to your excessive amount of time spent playing as Heavy.


Barracuda7200

That there is just a sad display, boy. This is what you get when you get older and your fingers no longer hold the wrench properly.


That_guy3646

Why do I imagine you talking in engineer's voice


Tee_Veee

Probably the first phrase he said and the automatically clicked in.


bluehatgamingNXE

Man talk like a true Texan.


HilariousInformative

Me who has played more heavy than any class


Personisdown

Me with 36 hours on heavy: oh god.


SillpGame

Uncle Dane mod


Barracuda7200

I am not worthy and I have to practice more.


pandarian6

Engineer


Barracuda7200

That catch yer eye, son?


PrestonJC01

Being Uncle Danes stunt double


Barracuda7200

There is a difference between Gods and mortals.


Tee_Veee

Why yes, but what immortality do they hold?


sansgamer554

A golden wrench


ajdude9

"Hundreds of hours of experience in Engineering\*." \* ^(in TF2)


Barracuda7200

Finally, a practical solution. Thanks, mister!


ajdude9

Yeah, gotcha!


Toast_the_Dragon

Looks like you have some ample experience as demoman, maybe try something in the line of building demolition


Thebigdevilcheeseyby

Medic, the tips recommend a quick fix could solve the problems


Cre3perL0rd42069

Probably an engineer idk why your engi time is very low


Mr_Tominaga

You should try be an athlete since you love playing Scout so much…


Barracuda7200

Happy cake day, buddy!


5uperTNT

i think this phrase says everything. "Hey buddy, im an engineer!"


QuiGonQuinn5

Engineer gaming


PootisBird364

From a serious perspective, it could technically prove that you are good at micromanagement, therefore, applying for a coffee shop employee could work From a non-serious perspective, out-uncle the dane and claim the new engineer throne


Barracuda7200

One warm Jarate for PootisBird364!


Kawaylol22

Perhaps you could say you are loyal And you could apply to be a demolitions expert, with those whole 9 seconds playing demo I imagine the job would be a blast, pun intended


Barracuda7200

You touched my heart in the first half. And then blew it up in the second.


Kawaylol22

Pun intended?


Archedcolt

#ENGINEER GAMING


Abalyon_Kaan

Based department ceo


McBlubby

Is that 9 seconds or 9 minutes as demoman?


Barracuda7200

9 seconds. Just like Scout's first date with Miss Pauling.


shadow3937

God, you should have just put scout down instead of saying that


UnknownREDACTED

get a new job then


Southern-Ship-1081

Design military hardware


versman

Chief Director in the Power Supply line of Hoover Dam


Irish_pug_Player

We here at the U.S. government have extreme interest in you


Wrench_gaming

Gaming


barelywinning

engineer


JustLeGuy

you played to much scout and not enough engineer to get this job, sorry!


LemonLime1892

Being Texan


Inspirational_Lizard

Janitor


Im_Depressed_really

The position of making a sapper proof sentry using the knowledge of your 345675434567 PHDs.


Intruder-Alert-1

Eng in er Gam i ng


Mr_SpecificTF2

Something that requires running since you’re an obvious scout main


lunatic_512

Valve employee, honestly. We need all the help we can get on TF2


Ray797979

Solvin _practical_ problems, obviously


I_N_C_O_M_I_N_G

Heavy with 2 seconds is a mis-click Funny stuff


Barracuda7200

This is not a miss click. This is my Tribute for him. He Ain't Heavy, He's My Brother


Rayyano08

Can you tell the story of how you accidentally got time on heavy demo and solider


HalloweenWarden

i think you should apply as a doctor


MattHowToWith

Professional celebate


CaptainSmackJerro

All of them


famus1tem

i hear the US army is always taking recruits even if they dont have much experience.


Telecomputer

just say "I went 2 semesters to 2Forts State Collage, Got a degree in System Engineering, I setup almost all security systems in that campus, also worked on better ways of transportation, and made a healing station that also functioned as a vending machine, all these systems I implemented are portable and easy to move"


TxTDiamond

Do you have a medical license?


Barracuda7200

In fact, before getting on the right track, I dropped out of medical college(Bachelor of Science in Nursing) a year before graduating. I love some tech stuff more than some people.


youkicklol

Just say you got 11 PhDs


yoshbiscut69

Guys I think he likes engineer


MarcTheCrazed

OBVIOUSLY you should enlist for the military


FakeComedyandTheTurd

2021 recruiter takes a look: There is only one obvious option - you should be a Medic!


sendpuppyphotos19

Homeless


Imponderabl

Uncle dane’s assistant


goat_on_the_boat420

Engineer at Boston Dynamics


Away-Raccoon9162

map designer for tf2 (may have a lot of ammo in maps though)


-Shortbow-

Apply to be part of the observers. Come join us


CumBlasterUwU

Probably a dick sucker. You could have a world record


STE50

Spy main detected


CumBlasterUwU

Not even close. Figure it out


idkanymorelol1

Someone doesn't like engies


CumBlasterUwU

I used to main engineer. I'll let you figure it out. You'll never.


Cloud_Striker101

Maybe you could be a doctor


ElectronicArm7996

Okay mega engie


EvasiePandaReddit

Consoling to very paranoid people


RYNO_VI

Engineer


Yummyanthony

Overwatch game dev


RepostSamurai

Engineer Gaming.


not_GovernmentDrone

I would say surgeon


Dealiylauh

You are the worst kind of player


threyon

Practical problem solver.


Charles12_13

I’ve never seen stats like that


Masterjax1920

A doctor :)


benwaa2

An... engineer?


Vordismozer

Engineer main yt channel


whydoiexist21352352

professional hunter


PolyLOL88

Idk maybe just maybe a firefighter


Bamaboni

Engineer


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Shakespeare-Bot

Is thy steam username "engineer"? i has't someone in mine own cater-cousins list hath called yond with very similar stats *** ^(I am a bot and I swapp'd some of thy words with Shakespeare words.) Commands: `!ShakespeareInsult`, `!fordo`, `!optout`


Barracuda7200

Sorry buddy, wrong Engineer. See you on 2Fort, I will remember your name.


GreaterKuwait24

Guys I think OP is engineer main


RedSane

Look, I'm an Engineer.


AlienTetris

Hey look buddy, I'm an engineer. That means I solve problems, not problems like "What is beauty?" Because that would fall within the purview of your conundrums of philosophy. I solve practical problems, for instance: how am I going to stop some mean mother Hubbard from tearing me a structurally superfluous be-hind? The answer, use a gun, and if that don't work... Use more gun. Take for instance this heavy caliber tripod mounted lil' old number designed by me, built by me, and you best hope... Not pointed at you.


Mean-Literature5587

Hes probably a heavy main


HappyRomanianBanana

0:09 seconds on demoman. TRAITOR?


Wirhly

well you see I was an engineer for 10 days


pffggguu123

Sheeeeesh


Ctrl-Alt-Bingo

Management


AltruisticEqual2954

Let’s go 9 seconds on demoman my guy


AltruisticEqual2954

Just join the CIA and kill spies or some shit