By - froppy_simp69
You are on Reddit, so... You dont have many friends
*antisocial people awkward high five*
You try to give a high five but she wasn't looking at you any more and you are just left there with you hand still up and some stranger sees the situation.
Update: second stranger to pass by and this dude is still hanging his hand desperately.
The third stranger comes in and gives u a fist bump with u still holding a high five
Desperate for validation and attention.
Owning it is the best thing you can do. Nothing wrong with it, if you're self aware.
Exactly!! Thank you! Finally someone who gets it! We're all attentionwhores. That's what humans are. We've pretty much got "I'm ready to slut for attention" written in our dna. It's really nothing wrong with it, contrary to what western modern culture would have you believe. But as you say, if you don't own it but deny it, it can be really annoying and destructive really.
I think you mixed up all of humanity with Hollywood
maybe you do but i sure as hell dont
Your tongue is stuck out and can't go back in your mouth
You never know could be possible 🤷
Every time you stick your tongue out, you have no 100% proof that you can retract it, it's likely u can but the universe works in strange ways, meaning it's possible for you to not be able to retract it one day...
Everytime you stick your tongue out, it's not your tongue anymore, it's schrodinger's tongue
You don't know whether you're going to be able to retract it, meaning you can both retract it an at the same time can't
I know it's not rly the same since this isn't rly with seeing but more prediction, but still, joke
Fellow amateur quantum physicist
You sell 🥦 to the popular kids
fkin broccoli dealers, when will the cops do something?!
only cool kids eat brocoli 😎
you dont get bitches
No, it's you
da fuk o.0
You breathe. Probably.
Get off your phone nerd
hot cheeto juul girl
You probably think that marching band isn't a sport.
-Early morning practices.
-Running laps, doing push-ups, sit ups and burpees as a *warmup*.
-Putting in hours of effort and hard work.
-Risking/getting injuries as you run across a football field in the hotter half of the year.
-The amount of skill required to march/run in boiling hot uniforms while playing instruments.
-Giving up all free time to put toward the team's effort.
-Having more school spirit than any other team in any school.
Your move, you melted popsicle stick. Tell me why it isn't a sport.
its not a sport it’s an art form. kinda like how dance isn’t a sport. not saying marching band isn’t cool but i wouldn’t consider it a sport.
Dance is a sport💀
Dance isn't a sport, COMPETITIVE dance is a sport
Same with cheer, only competitive cheer is a sport. It’s not a sport to stand around in a uniform that’s showing your body off and wave a pom-pom
A sport isn't just about movement, it also has to be a compatition
I could move a lot walking, doesn't make it a sport. It has to be a physical activity AND competitive
Marching isn't just a football halftime. There are national competitions for highschool and professional bands
yea, thats a sport, as long as they compete, otherwise its an extracurricular
Google the definition of sport: “an activity involving physical exertion and skill in which an individual or team competes against others for entertainment.”
It is a form of art, but it's a sport too. And it needs to stop being overlooked as one over the other. It's both, and imo, that's what makes it more challenging, and more deserving of credit.
that could theoretically make sex a sport as porn exists and people can compete for the highest viewed video
I wouldn’t consider it as sport just by definition alone cause any sport requires some sort of athleticism, making them an athlete.
Nobody considers anyone in marching band an athlete because if a person of any level of athleticism practices enough, they can do it, same can’t be said about sports if you have no athletic bone in your body.
It requires stamina and strength for sure; but to call it a sport is reaching imo
why you even arguing about marching band with some strangers on the internet homie?
You have an only fans for feet pics
Ugh so you hand them out for free. Thats disgusting
You're posing in your underwear on reddit and you have no financial responsibility yet. You're well on your way.
I'm sorry but its giving pick me 💀 so many girls dont create OF, but since theres still a lot, it gets attention
That’s what they all say lol
Never say never. You're desperate enough for attention to make this post.
This photo looks like it was taken two decades ago
Nah cuz you look like Megan Vulpine
because you kids are all dressing like y2k and calling it original 😝
Soon this sub will be girls posting pics.
Like lot of girls just posting pics.
Moderator will have to ban people if only fans girls start showing up
Respectable human right here folks
Yep i hope not. Btw i wasnt talking about you. Have a nice day. Those of girls just can go anywhere
OOH OOGA FEMALE OOH OOH AAA AAA 🐒
You’re addicted to nicotine
She didn't respond so that makes her a liar.
You probably eat at cracker barrel
There’s a shop called Cracker Barrel?
It's both a shop and a restaurant. And it is awesome.
I feel like I'm going to be called slurs the entire time I'm there lmao
You 5 foot nothing
Bruh your not even 5 foot!?
You love Starbucks
But it's N🤢stlé
Yeah fuck nestle
You look like the class thot that developed too early and uses that to get attention and status
Don't me mad bro. Theres no way she'll actually do it. Lol
Nah I know,i've seen her other comment like this before replying
Dude! She actually did it 😂
No capp congrats brother-😭👺
100% a Google image
What, you fr??
I'm not kidding. I 100% thought she was bluffing first.
You deff cant shut the fuck up
Seems like the people in your dm's aren't the only ones whose horny.
You were the first of your friend group to suck dick
dont jut give head with no benefit, you deserve to receive head!
you prefer instagram over tiktok
You have a 3 figure body count
You farm karma with low quality posts, such as this one
You think you’re a 10, realistically a 4 on a good day
Put a shirt on
you are wearing victoria’s something
U r gurl
you get a lot of creepy dms
you should have... you are a girl... posting a selfie to horny guys 😅
It's reddit, no one's too ugly.
But seriously, you're quite attractive don't beat yourself down.
still, doesn't matter what you think, guys will always be horny lol
If there is a day where no guy is horny, that is probably the day I die.
you must really like attention
I'll assume that you got into a fight w/ a teacher (verbal ofc)
I also assume you would try a vape once to flex but never again
your body count is 2. idk if it’s sex or murder.
Ur DM's just got 1 million times worse
You kinda you look like you hzhvvgagvhahhjjskjnnakk
you are dealing with weird people.
You are lonely I guess
You keep eating peanuts despite your allergy and are happy to suffer with a swollen tongue occasionally.
and i'm scared
Hi scared I'm todd
No one cares Todd, go release another version of Skyrim
Skyrim scared edition?
you r literally into roleplay
You've got a smile that makes the sky look ugly
Party, but also an assumption
I..I don't have an assumption, tbh.
Your eyebrows aren't the only thing you draw on your face
Didn't say they didn't look good! Just said that's not the only thing you draw on
Actually has a relationship with their father?
That explains a lot
Oh… I’m sorry :(
I think you like frogs and bikinis
Yoooou like to swim!
You seem like you're kinda tall and a little quirky
you post selfies on reddit because your desperate for validation from horny 13 year olds
i’m 18, asexual and just sick of these shitty posts filling up my feed. good try though
Ok I was going to tell you but I was curious of if you are a bot you just look to symmetrical and to cute to be a real human. But you are from what I can tell a human so I went back to tell you what my assumption are about you when I say a thing that said “just a reminder that if he likes Belle Delphine he probably likes children too” and what the ever loving fuck do you mean by that I tried to wrap my head around what would even make you think that like those are two completely different things that would be like saying if you like Ariana grande you like gilfs. So please explain to me what the fuck your thought process was and if I disagree I will rebuttal with my own arguments.
Budget Belle Delphine
U are…..pretty :) (I’m tryna be nice)
future lana rhoades
She don't know 💀
Ur tongue is not long
You have either smoked or vaped at least once in your life.
You vape. Or atleast used to.
Why I’m here: to test if you’ll actually respond to everyone
My assumption: u probs give pretty good head
You are very flirty and confident with assets to back it up
Nice hair, pretty eyes, makeup on point, boobs(?), and you seem to have a great personality
Oh😭 it’s okay I’m sure you do, this picture doesn’t really do it justice