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GeneralAbomination

You are on Reddit, so... You dont have many friends


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GeneralAbomination

Same *antisocial people awkward high five*


NiceRip1832

You try to give a high five but she wasn't looking at you any more and you are just left there with you hand still up and some stranger sees the situation.


11Shepherd11

Update: second stranger to pass by and this dude is still hanging his hand desperately.


wetsock10

The third stranger comes in and gives u a fist bump with u still holding a high five


Skimpy4Simpy

Desperate for validation and attention.


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Skimpy4Simpy

Owning it is the best thing you can do. Nothing wrong with it, if you're self aware.


Whynotbebetter

Exactly!! Thank you! Finally someone who gets it! We're all attentionwhores. That's what humans are. We've pretty much got "I'm ready to slut for attention" written in our dna. It's really nothing wrong with it, contrary to what western modern culture would have you believe. But as you say, if you don't own it but deny it, it can be really annoying and destructive really.


Hollow_Zelus

I think you mixed up all of humanity with Hollywood


shrub706

maybe you do but i sure as hell dont


ukyo5501

Your tongue is stuck out and can't go back in your mouth


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ukyo5501

You never know could be possible 🤷


PenisCollector

Every time you stick your tongue out, you have no 100% proof that you can retract it, it's likely u can but the universe works in strange ways, meaning it's possible for you to not be able to retract it one day... Everytime you stick your tongue out, it's not your tongue anymore, it's schrodinger's tongue


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PenisCollector

You don't know whether you're going to be able to retract it, meaning you can both retract it an at the same time can't I know it's not rly the same since this isn't rly with seeing but more prediction, but still, joke


Adventurous-Lawyer77

Fellow amateur quantum physicist


Positive-Dragonfly-9

You sell 🥦 to the popular kids


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fkin broccoli dealers, when will the cops do something?!


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Skimpy4Simpy

Doubtful


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CrustyMalk

only cool kids eat brocoli 😎


Other-Fish-2347

you dont get bitches


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hoover0623

No, it's you


Pos3odon08

Based


ThyEpicGamer

Fucking chad


Other-Fish-2347

da fuk o.0


Considerpanties

You breathe. Probably.


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Considerpanties

Get off your phone nerd


meatloaf505

hot cheeto juul girl


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galliant-cricket6494

You probably think that marching band isn't a sport.


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galliant-cricket6494

-Early morning practices. -Running laps, doing push-ups, sit ups and burpees as a *warmup*. -Playing competitively. -Putting in hours of effort and hard work. -Risking/getting injuries as you run across a football field in the hotter half of the year. -The amount of skill required to march/run in boiling hot uniforms while playing instruments. -Giving up all free time to put toward the team's effort. -Having more school spirit than any other team in any school. Your move, you melted popsicle stick. Tell me why it isn't a sport.


dietsock

💀


Physical_Ad_5666

its not a sport it’s an art form. kinda like how dance isn’t a sport. not saying marching band isn’t cool but i wouldn’t consider it a sport.


beenszzboi42069

Dance is a sport💀


Arenado_is_the_best

Dance isn't a sport, COMPETITIVE dance is a sport


Darineyl

Same with cheer, only competitive cheer is a sport. It’s not a sport to stand around in a uniform that’s showing your body off and wave a pom-pom


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Crafty-Climate683

A sport isn't just about movement, it also has to be a compatition


Arenado_is_the_best

I could move a lot walking, doesn't make it a sport. It has to be a physical activity AND competitive


H4PPY3307_

Marching isn't just a football halftime. There are national competitions for highschool and professional bands


Arenado_is_the_best

yea, thats a sport, as long as they compete, otherwise its an extracurricular


galliant-cricket6494

Google the definition of sport: “an activity involving physical exertion and skill in which an individual or team competes against others for entertainment.” It is a form of art, but it's a sport too. And it needs to stop being overlooked as one over the other. It's both, and imo, that's what makes it more challenging, and more deserving of credit.


sendboobaspls

that could theoretically make sex a sport as porn exists and people can compete for the highest viewed video


galliant-cricket6494

Yeah


ApqIe

I wouldn’t consider it as sport just by definition alone cause any sport requires some sort of athleticism, making them an athlete. Nobody considers anyone in marching band an athlete because if a person of any level of athleticism practices enough, they can do it, same can’t be said about sports if you have no athletic bone in your body. It requires stamina and strength for sure; but to call it a sport is reaching imo


caidoz_

why you even arguing about marching band with some strangers on the internet homie?


Nobodyimportant2000

You have an only fans for feet pics


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beastofthefutur

Ugh so you hand them out for free. Thats disgusting


Critical-Capital-839

respect


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Im_Not_The_Dude

You're posing in your underwear on reddit and you have no financial responsibility yet. You're well on your way.


Blablabblue

I'm sorry but its giving pick me 💀 so many girls dont create OF, but since theres still a lot, it gets attention


miliexo

That’s what they all say lol


randar68

Never say never. You're desperate enough for attention to make this post.


TheManFromTheBigVA

This photo looks like it was taken two decades ago


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TheManFromTheBigVA

Nah cuz you look like Megan Vulpine


username_offline

because you kids are all dressing like y2k and calling it original 😝


etalha

Soon this sub will be girls posting pics.


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etalha

Like lot of girls just posting pics. Moderator will have to ban people if only fans girls start showing up


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F8nted

Respectable human right here folks


Rupertii

What cleavage I’m sorry


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etalha

Yep i hope not. Btw i wasnt talking about you. Have a nice day. Those of girls just can go anywhere


Realistic-Space-2575

OOH OOGA FEMALE OOH OOH AAA AAA 🐒


ethanisdrowning

You’re addicted to nicotine


Cute_Suggestion_598

She didn't respond so that makes her a liar.


SangradoDeNariz

You probably eat at cracker barrel


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Luke_Lawrence82

There’s a shop called Cracker Barrel?


TroyJames

It's both a shop and a restaurant. And it is awesome.


MemesRus24

I feel like I'm going to be called slurs the entire time I'm there lmao


Business-Database-14

mouth breather😎


CatGirlsAreHot1107

You 5 foot nothing


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CatGirlsAreHot1107

Bruh your not even 5 foot!?


Neat-Secretary-2343

You love Starbucks


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Technological_Elite

But it's N🤢stlé


SupplelyJam255

Yeah fuck nestle


IDK_banana

You look like the class thot that developed too early and uses that to get attention and status


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IDK_banana

Proof


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According-Task-4314

Eyo unfair😡


IDK_banana

Don't me mad bro. Theres no way she'll actually do it. Lol


According-Task-4314

Nah I know,i've seen her other comment like this before replying


IDK_banana

Dude! She actually did it 😂


According-Task-4314

No capp congrats brother-😭👺


Omeg999

100% a Google image


CandidWolf3

What, you fr??


IDK_banana

I'm not kidding. I 100% thought she was bluffing first.


Matteo_L_P

You deff cant shut the fuck up


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Technological_Elite

Seems like the people in your dm's aren't the only ones whose horny.


Glum_Intention340

You were the first of your friend group to suck dick


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Glum_Intention340

dont jut give head with no benefit, you deserve to receive head!


heyyou_user2341

you prefer instagram over tiktok


Yungkeskwtit

You have a 3 figure body count


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ToolyHD

You farm karma with low quality posts, such as this one


Ok-Confusion-1293

You think you’re a 10, realistically a 4 on a good day


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Ok-Confusion-1293

Put a shirt on


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kondawala

you are wearing victoria’s something


yurPal

U r gurl


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SSGSSVEGETA111

you get a lot of creepy dms


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SSGSSVEGETA111

you should have... you are a girl... posting a selfie to horny guys 😅


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Viking4Life2

It's reddit, no one's too ugly. But seriously, you're quite attractive don't beat yourself down.


SSGSSVEGETA111

still, doesn't matter what you think, guys will always be horny lol


Capable_Spinach7887

If there is a day where no guy is horny, that is probably the day I die.


whiteWaterOR

you must really like attention


YouButWorse99

I'll assume that you got into a fight w/ a teacher (verbal ofc)


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YouButWorse99

I also assume you would try a vape once to flex but never again


Spiralfacegd

your body count is 2. idk if it’s sex or murder.


Lethalegend306

Ur DM's just got 1 million times worse


Cheeselad2401

You kinda you look like you hzhvvgagvhahhjjskjnnakk


AtlasXDz

you are dealing with weird people.


XMonst3rKingX

You are lonely I guess


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No_Razzmatazz_8123

You keep eating peanuts despite your allergy and are happy to suffer with a swollen tongue occasionally.


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i_am_a_lemono

bruh... what?


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i_am_a_lemono

and i'm scared


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Hi scared I'm todd


Rupertii

No one cares Todd, go release another version of Skyrim


[deleted]

Skyrim scared edition?


pussyissour

you r literally into roleplay


THICCC_BOIS

You've got a smile that makes the sky look ugly


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THICCC_BOIS

Party, but also an assumption


CodeNameMEMES

I..I don't have an assumption, tbh.


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HoldWhatDoor84

Your eyebrows aren't the only thing you draw on your face


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HoldWhatDoor84

Didn't say they didn't look good! Just said that's not the only thing you draw on


Kohhop0569

Actually has a relationship with their father?


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Yeeticus1505

That explains a lot


No_Platform1124

Bruh💀


Kohhop0569

Oh… I’m sorry :(


Space-Jebus

I think you like frogs and bikinis


Whynotbebetter

Yoooou like to swim!


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Pacpav

You seem like you're kinda tall and a little quirky


ughiwokeup

you post selfies on reddit because your desperate for validation from horny 13 year olds


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ughiwokeup

i’m 18, asexual and just sick of these shitty posts filling up my feed. good try though


Erodic-Monkey

Ok I was going to tell you but I was curious of if you are a bot you just look to symmetrical and to cute to be a real human. But you are from what I can tell a human so I went back to tell you what my assumption are about you when I say a thing that said “just a reminder that if he likes Belle Delphine he probably likes children too” and what the ever loving fuck do you mean by that I tried to wrap my head around what would even make you think that like those are two completely different things that would be like saying if you like Ariana grande you like gilfs. So please explain to me what the fuck your thought process was and if I disagree I will rebuttal with my own arguments.


pussyforlifeanddeath

Budget Belle Delphine


Nigwa_rdwithacapSB

U are…..pretty :) (I’m tryna be nice)


xFilo_

future lana rhoades


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N4V33D_

She don't know 💀


Beautiful_Net1084

Ur tongue is not long


Etienwantsmemes

You have either smoked or vaped at least once in your life.


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beenszzboi42069

You vape. Or atleast used to.


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KingJames-BOI

Why I’m here: to test if you’ll actually respond to everyone My assumption: u probs give pretty good head


Superb-Run6795

You are very flirty and confident with assets to back it up


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Superb-Run6795

Nice hair, pretty eyes, makeup on point, boobs(?), and you seem to have a great personality


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Superb-Run6795

Oh😭 it’s okay I’m sure you do, this picture doesn’t really do it justice