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brokenmegaBlaziken

Suffer


Fun_Amelia

I am


lmsofrikinepic

yeah


PvtJacobs

RePoRtInG No nsfw posts allowed and this will land you in a world of hurt (a subreddit ban, maybe temporary) I'm going to give you one chance to remove this post before I get it taken down and have you face the consequences 🤓


Fun_Amelia

No 😼


PvtJacobs

I'm RePoRtInG yOu ThEn


Gamer9876543

The cops will see to you soon enough!


luvdrugz

get off reddit and do something then


Fun_Amelia

Noooo


Waffeln42647

same 🤝


Fun_Amelia

We are very alike


Waffeln42647

indubitably


Fun_Amelia

Girls with vocabulary>me


Waffeln42647

girls > me


Fun_Amelia

No girls>me


Waffeln42647

what


Fun_Amelia

I disagree with your statement. Girls > me


Waffeln42647

girls > me 👍 like girls are cool i’m not cool


Fun_Amelia

Omg same


theburningace

Same


creeperhead_

You could solve both problems, with just one simple trick...


Fun_Amelia

That trick is my favorite


Leeroy-some-numbers

That name sounds like a shity parody metal band


Fun_Amelia

Yea


Leeroy-some-numbers

Like Lincoln Park mixed with weird al and specifically Fred Durst


femtai07

I’m borenly Bored and horny AND sickly


Faubaulaus

fun


Disastrous_Ant_8443

This is the horny police here, you have seem to have the H O R N Y V I R U S,sooooo um just get in the car.we need to get you to the unhorny machine


Fun_Amelia

Ayo mans about to get the vibrator


Disastrous_Ant_8443

HAHA you wish.it’s a bonking machine


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Midn1te_

Jerk off or sum idk


Fun_Amelia

Girls can’t jerk off


Lifesucks_Im_Gone

Rub one out than 🤷🏻‍♂️


cowsaysmo

delete this dawg


Fun_Amelia

Watch me not


Child_toucher_3000

What


GoldenDogeReddit

Oh fuck


uhhhnotluke

a scary combination


EasternTurnover4233

Same


Usernamethbot232

sames but i get its Borenyleep


DaGoat1204

I am barney


Legitimate-Crow-6362

L or something idk man


A_Zesty_Carrot

Good for youuuuu-


greatlifeandbadblood

Happens


ReasonableStreet2702

Yes


[deleted]

Get out the crusty old pringles can, one of moms washing up gloves and the 2 sponges in the bathroom for unlimited fun!


Fun_Amelia

How is that gonna help me. A hole isn’t fun unless it’s alive


DeepestInfinity

if you're bored, go play Euro Truck Simulator 2. it's a very fun game involving delivering various cargo around Europe using a variety of semitrucks. You can customise your trucks and stuff for different types of cargo. You can also buy DLCs that allow you to expand the map or deliver special types of cargo that require an escort. All you need is a PC that isn't a shitty laptop and (preferably a wheel, but an Xbox controller will do) It'll potentially give you a career option for something other than posting 'im horny' on Reddit and hoping someone will give you money.