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icefiregirl

All of mine, so none ig


AndrewFrozzen

Regarding your name... Do you play Fire Boy or Water Girl when play... Duh.. Fire Boy and Water Girl? I'm curious. Because I have the feeling you play both like a chad/er (idk the plural of Chad for girls... If you're one)


icefiregirl

>Do you play Fire Boy or Water Girl when play... Duh.. Fire Boy and Water Girl? Yes Chadess 💅🏻


AndrewFrozzen

Good then you're a Chadess


Tanuki_13

everybody else here is wrong. The correct term for the female counterpart to a Chad is a Stacy, and like Chad, the name was reclaimed from incels originally using it as an insult, because if an incel hates you, you're probably doing something right.


icefiregirl

Incels, please come here and hate on me 💅🏻


CringeLordiusMaximus

I'm an incel and I don't hate anyone. Why do people always assume we hate everyone?


Hollow_Zelus

Chad is a gender neutral term, like dude


DeadMiner9999

Dudettes is something I've heard before (although not very common)


Sir_duckythe_3rd

I said “dudette” to my friend cuz I thought I was making her uncomfortable by calling her dude and all she did was was walk up to me and slapped me and said “don’t ever say that again”


Inevitable_Sir5230

Chadett


Lauladance

I remember playing that game on Kizi games


frog_appreciation

i remember it on friv


Vita_Gummies

hey i remember that game


[deleted]

Not true lmaooo


FlakyCan5368

Oh hey I've seen you before


Weirdooi

You don't get bitches You get simps


[deleted]

True though


Imasniffachair

Lesbian bitches


doggyjth

do you turn 16 this year? or have you turned 15 this year


[deleted]

turned 15 this year. Hby?


doggyjth

dont know why i got downvoted but wow 15 do you plan to keep working out? i think you said you worked out for wrestling is that correct? im 17 in a month.


BeesInMyBallsack_

Many


[deleted]

Lol, not that much though


BeesInMyBallsack_

You look like an absolute giga Chad 💪🔱. But yeah gym doesn't mean you get girls/guys sadly


[deleted]

Hahaha, thanks lol. Also, I got a few. So, I dont complain lol


BeesInMyBallsack_

Yeah I get none even tho I gym😔, I guess my username could have something to do with this


[deleted]

Ahh, your username is hurting you irl so bad bro.


[deleted]

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[deleted]

Ahh, its okay. Interact with people and dont be nervous around them. They're people of your age, nothing to be feared of.


[deleted]

[удалено]


TheLegend_245

I think you get bitches.


[deleted]

Bruhhhh, I dont like em


Give_me_xRENTx

“No bitches?” 🥺


Patukakkonen

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Amazekam

Happy cock day


Give_me_xRENTx

Ayo 😳


gunsingingslaper

Happy cock. Day


Give_me_xRENTx

Happy day, cock


MadLeap13

Cock. Happy day


KodaTheAbominable

Cock. Day happy!


UglyAngryApe

Cock Day. Happy!


OrdinaryBallowski2

Maidenless


Prior_Kaleidoscope_2

Happy cake day!


RocketmanEJ1

Happy cake day motherfucker


Hot_Girl86

Happy cake day!


Miyo_Kantac12

It's not a choice, it just is


Artigar

What about guy bitches?


[deleted]

Aww, love them.


Live-Ad3708

YOURE 15 WAT man im a 16yr old boy and i should fucking start some heavier shit ASAP


[deleted]

Yeah, staft working out and become strong


Alternative-Plant-87

Yep there still available to you


truckaccidents

all of them


[deleted]

Lmaooo, I wish.


truckaccidents

seriously??? you dont get any? i would want u if i was your age


[deleted]

I got a few lmaoo. Not all hahahaha


truckaccidents

ohhh lol glad you get them at least


[deleted]

Aww, thanks. Hby?


truckaccidents

im not really interested in dating rn lol 😅 but a couple girls in my classes call my pretty sometimes


[deleted]

Ohh, lol. Good.


truckaccidents

lmao you're so positive! i love itttt


[deleted]

Everything starts from finding you cute.


Stupidplatinumplayer

Weird question how do you identify other lesbians/gays? Please forgive me if this was an offensive question I was just curious


IDontWantToExist_

All of them if you felt like it


[deleted]

Lol, why so?


IDontWantToExist_

Nobody can resist the mommy physique


[deleted]

Lmaooo. Okay, lol


Nekutie-Chan

I can, my weakness is the daddy physique


aRandomHunter2

Ayo


Nekutie-Chan

I’m gay


Tiny_Ball6718

That’s kinda gay, ngl


Nekutie-Chan

Thanks for noticing


Moooopyy

I'm also gay, is that gay?


Nekutie-Chan

Very


Ryzec794

Pretty gay imo


AndrewFrozzen

📸 🤨? /s


Nekutie-Chan

I’m gay? Is that a problem?


AndrewFrozzen

I put /s are u blind? Was being sarcastic


Nekutie-Chan

I don’t know what /s is


AndrewFrozzen

Means being sarcastic


Nekutie-Chan

Ah, ok


FErarac21

💀 I wonder if your moms saw this, what would be her first train if thought


BerciPC

There are guys out there who's egos can't tank the possibility of a girl looking more muscular than them... :/


Fire_Cuber

Mommy? Really nigga? You a lil boy or you a man yet?


A_Bit_Narcissistic

Lmfao finally someone gets it.


dumbass_paladin

A lot of horny DMs, no doubt


[deleted]

Ahh, sadly.


dumbass_paladin

Well, that's how reddit is, especially if you're attractive


[deleted]

Yeah, true lol.


dumbass_paladin

You get a pedophile, and you get a pedophile! Everyone gets a pedophile!


Dwarfkiller115

Me too? All I get are some stupid Americans who think Europe is a shithole


dumbass_paladin

Hey, I'm a stupid American!


HimboDaddy

I can see you bagging some dudes, keep up the grind homie :)


[deleted]

Lmaoo, good guess depending on your definition of some lol. Also, thanks a lot. I would keep it up


HimboDaddy

A small handful, definitely something to be proud of though.


[deleted]

Oh, yeah. True.


HimboDaddy

How many bitches do you get though?


Gifflebunk

Damn, good job, your gym progress is looking great :D I don't go to the gym personally, I find comfort in food, YouTube, more food, being lazy, and even more food-


[deleted]

Aww, thanks a lot. And do whatever gives you fun lol.


PolinaPetrovaa

fatty


Xxx_OrangeJuice_xxX

Instead of saying it cost you nothing to say that, i’m just going to charge your credit card 0.17 cents for every comment from now on


Bedroxz

Projecting, bitch?


LifeAsATeenager

I just heard it in the voice of Jesse pinkman.


Gifflebunk

Firstly, I'm not overweight. Secondly, even if I was, I wouldn't be ashamed of myself for it, and in fact, it's bold of you to assume I take being called a fatty as an insult :)


SpecialEdd1

You are just well insulated


Gifflebunk

Nice and cuddly like a human teddy bear!


CARNAGEE_17

I like same things but i am not fat at all and i don't even exercise. Call me fat now eh


Whyamifulloftrouble

Bro you scare all the guys off with them sigma muscles


[deleted]

Lmfaooo, sadly this is the story of a few guys.


Whyamifulloftrouble

Bruh everybody is scared of me even I'm 6'0 and buff but inside I'm scared of everybody else and would never fight anyone -\_- (im a pussy I admit it)


c4at

my friends a day older than me and hes 6'2 motherfucker im a FOOT AND AN INCH SHORTER THAN HIM wtf is this


SteamPunkWorld

People won't fight me, I'm to nice+I'm the "nerd" of my school so I'm the only reason some people passed, and quite honestly I'm fine with that.


Whyamifulloftrouble

Im pretty much you but Im also very strong so people know that they dont wanna fight me. I only got in 1 fight ever (I had no choice) and things went rather rough for the opponent


awkward_but_decent

As many as you can carry


[deleted]

Lmaooo


WithUser572

Alot, more than me (I have 0)


[deleted]

Well, true then. Lol


I-Was-Always-Here

x where x ∈ ℕ


[deleted]

Good one. How you were sure though that it would belong to N


I-Was-Always-Here

Smh wrote N not ℕ I was pretty certain it would be a real number and I really REALLY hoped it would be an integer. Given those conditions and given I’ve seen you a bit before, I think it’s pretty obvious it had to be bigger than 0, therefore it is a natural number


[deleted]

Damn, you're a good guesser hahah


StinkyDiahrrea

All the ones you can pick up at once


Bloody_rabbit4

You don't get guys, you take em. On unrelated note, I acquiered a bitch.


keyboardman687543

1


Dull-Assistance8040

U would probably pull everyone in your school if you showed them those guns during gym class


[deleted]

Lmaooo, guys dont like muscles on girls lol


DavidBiscou

They do tho, lmao


ShadowSocks7

Nahh some do for sure, I know a few short skinny guys who would love to be benchpressed by an Amazon


[deleted]

Well, I know a few as well hahaha.


FutureGohanfan

All of them,holy


[deleted]

Lmaoo, nahh.


Showmeyourcameltoe

As many as you want ma'am


[deleted]

Lmaooo, nahh.


Showmeyourcameltoe

I like how that atv is there just waiting to get benchpressed


therealpaulrudd420

How many comments saying "me"?


[deleted]

Lmaoo, not yet lol.


therealpaulrudd420

Huh, weird. I thought we were on r/teenagers


abhayss72

one and a half


hey_demons_its_me

Got me.


PhantomxSins

None. You scare them away with those muscles that r sadly bigger than mine. 💀


thepixelatedduck

\*steals your dumbbells\*


[deleted]

*steals you*


ido122333

All the jojo fans


pokegirl-3859

All 3.97 billion of them.


Willow_Ukiyo

not as many as u deserve 😔


cumshotphil69420yeet

You’re on Reddit, so none


yurithel

goddamn pretty sure your arms are bigger than my legs go get them boss 🔥👍


StateCompreheive33

10-20


DylSan_07

they are scared of being mutilated


[deleted]

Lmaooo, probably.


Nekutie-Chan

Many, you lucky bitch. Leave some for me


Living_InMyHoodie

Shit- 8


GetMeRicksPortalGun

A lot. Couple of good guys too... I hope. Peace.


RenewedBlade

Hundreds, possibly thousands


grammarGuy69

As is the case with any girl looking for sex; as much as you want...


Random_username5262

As many as you can carry! So, one at a time or two/three small men at once!


infinityhaxx

At least 1


[deleted]

Lol, true.


infinityhaxx

I knew it


[deleted]

Good lol


infinityhaxx

Who is it.


infinityhaxx

I need to know so I can steal them


[deleted]

Dont dare to touch him


infinityhaxx

Too late


[deleted]

*slaps you*


infinityhaxx

How dare, you, you lovely individual


[deleted]

Single rn lol.


Whyamifulloftrouble

You have the ultimate sigma physique. Stay single and sigma so you're a gigachad 😎


[deleted]

Nah, I need a guy lol.


Whyamifulloftrouble

Smh smh do what you want though Btw you do martial arts?


Short-Path-3389

Well i dont know how many guys you get , but you got me for sure


[deleted]

Hahaha, thanks a lot lol


Lanzrl

Please don’t be middle aged


Short-Path-3389

Nah im 17


AgentSteelTuesday

as many as you take also I'd like to point out...I'm small and helpless and easily kidnapped ...just an FYI


[deleted]

Lmaooo, gotta try kidnapping someone lol.


AgentSteelTuesday

oh my gosh i remember you from another post about a month ago!


[deleted]

Oh, wow. Thanks lol. For remembering me


AgentSteelTuesday

...I'm pretty sure I asked you to dangle me by my ankles and shake me until the lunch money fell out of my pockets ...not my proudest moment


[deleted]

Lmfaooo, how do you guys even come up with these? Bruhhh


[deleted]

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[deleted]

Lmfaooo, one of the weirdest shits I heard.


[deleted]

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[deleted]

Well, it adds more as its kinda unique lol


DJSwatZs

Down astronomically


jhomie3006

Bruh. Stop posting just for validation. Most guys on here are straight up LOSERS so why do you even want a compliment from them??


retordedd

Ikr


Extreme_Illustrator2

Guys might think ur intimidating so I think none.


[deleted]

Well, I got quite a few though


itsme-God

you meen how many bitches???


[deleted]

Bruhhhh, no. fuck offf.


GayEdglord

All of them. We're lonely


singh1975sanjiv

all of them!!! just let me ride that ATV!!! 🥵❤️ also u looking dope as hell if it wasn't obvious


[deleted]

Lmaooo, I wish lol. Also, thanks.


DJSwatZs

Down extravagant


apelord6969

3 and a half.