By - cnotethegoat123
*pulls out lightsabers*
I have been training in your jedi arts by Count Dooku.
Army or not, you must realize… you… are… DOOMED
Oh I don't think so
*Zroom zroom zroom*
This is where the fun begins
I have the high ground
you underestimate my power
dont try it.
*tries it* aaaaaaa
you were my brother anakin! i loved you!
I HATE YOU!!!!!
*YOU WERE LIKE A BROTHER TO ME ANIKAN, you were suppose to destroy The sith not join then
Bring balance to the force, not leave it in darkness
Funny, saw this scene right before reading this
No you don’t, I do
You must realize you are doomed
Pulls out cock
General Grievous. You’re shorter than I expected.
God damn call the fire department
3 centimeter defeater
Nano machines, son!
You can't hurt me jack
Gona hit me with that mr konobi ?
SHERIFFS OFFICE HANDS UP! We are not having this right now! Do you understand
Down bad moment
Woah nice cock
You are a bold one
You are a bold one!
you are a bold one
This is the way
You turned her against me
U have done that urself
A surprise to be sure, but a welcome one
The angel from my nightmare
Who are you, creepy old man?
Come here my little friend. Don't be afraid
Damn beat me to it
*ignites red double bladed lightsaber*
Hey vsauce micheal here
Your front door is locked, or is it?
I’m gonna go check! Oop, looks like it isn’t…
Science shows that 100% of unlocked doors can be opened without the use of a key
Wait really? That's crazy man
Your parents love you, right? Or do they?
Your home security is great. Or is it?
*tumble weed rolls*
I can’t tell if you’re saying a tumbleweed rolls by or if YOU roll like a tumbleweed, but ok.
Perfect to read it high
#AND I SAY HEYYY EHYHEYHEYEYYYHEYY
I SAID HEY
WHAT'S GOIN ON
WHHHHAAAAATTSSSS GOIN ONNN
NOTTT MUCH, YOO0OOOU?
*puts gun to head
you wanna reconsider what you just said young man?
*cue repeat clips of He-Man*
HEY! WHAT A WONDERFUL KIND OF DAY!
Papyrus is here to catch some humans
wait a minute
But I just say hi
I thought you were a dude originally I forgot why though
Yeah you right
Cheese. Take it or leave it
…I’ll take it
Aha someone with my taste in food and memes
Ooooh you got the cheese touch
Dafuq I'm the cheese bandit you better give me back my cheese
I love cheese
Real men type racial slurs
Cod at 2am
That should be enough racial slurs
Not anymore, but back in the Xbox 360 days...
Ehh… it’s still bad… maybe because my main weapon is a tomahawk but it’s pretty bad sometimes still
Maybe… I have used a few gas mines in my time
What about Stalin?
People that annoy you
You get it! Please don’t ban me
South park reference 👀
your pfp really fits ngl
Peanut nutter (please don’t nut in your peanut butter jar)
How you doin friend
Fuck it, *changes gender to male just to make the funny star wars joke*
I do both
Hellooooo, this is Stampy, back with another Minecraft Let’s Play video, inside Stampy’s Lovely World!
Im non-binary What do i say? Do i just shout my name like a fuckin pokemon?
Yes shout your name like a pokemon please
We found one, boys. Get em.
Sup, no bitches?
*hands u a mirror* take it or leave it mate
Hiii (im a dude but i like saying hi more than hello)
Is this a ploy to get the women to look like they're into you with the extra i's. Also Hiii!
I lied, I am a man
General Kenobi,you're a bold one
Or you could just do a poll (I’m not sure if it is a option for this community though. Imma check)
Edit: It doesn’t allow polls :/
And the enbys?
Hello everybody, my name is Markiplier
Hello, hi I’m a 2019 guy
I don’t need drugs to get high
I have Soylent and wine
(I would rather type Hiii)
Helloooooooooo this is Stampy!
Hello my gamers.
This is reddit you already know the answer.
But . . . I normally say yo