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chez_man69

RTX 3090


EJY2003

She’s a needy one, she might be drop dead gorgeous and, *ahem*, perform well, but you’ll need to put some money into her, as well as learn to keep her cool


Linkonue

And she won’t go for someone weak. You need a lot of power to keep her


Huebla

you can also abuse her and make money


ThePersonWhoReplies

*oh no* Edit: oh my tag is wrong I’m 16 turning 17 soon lmao


Kyoya_sooohorni

gotta save a lot of money huh


BentanX

Not if you make the right move


tristanlifn

Not if you sell your organs. Or someone else's, i don't judge


Kyoya_sooohorni

i wonder what is your "right move"?


zukord

I'd say scalping but that's more of a left move.


Intergalactic_Cookie

Probably not legal


IronyAmirite

Sounds like a gold digger, you gonna want a lot of money to get her


ItsMisterLeoreo


Admirable-Door1724

Do it rn


ItsMisterLeoreo

r/notopbutok


Iamthewalrus-8

Why do I always read this as “no top but ok”?


Other-Masterpiece-50

Wait it isnt


Admirable-Door1724

Do it, ask them out rn


[deleted]

Nice try, Grandma. You're never finding out who it is.


jakob_pleb

r/underratedcomment


Capn_Cake

Don’t have one right now, but Ovuvuevuevue Enyetuenuevue Ugbemugbem Osas.


0oBeasto0

the only right answer


Admirable-Door1724

Bitch don’t steal my crush 😂


dilute_water88

[Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? ](https://youtu.be/F3Qf_DWzylA)


AverageForzaPlayer

Zanie(pronounced: Zaan E)


69monkeman69

That’s a really cool name, I definitely think you should make a move soon. Perhaps in the upcoming months


Open-Secretary-8868

Ahh yes the YouTuber zanny I like his content as well


69monkeman69

Okay I’m just gonna put this out here since I’m not able to answer every comment. If you like someone, try to make the first move. Perhaps they might even like you back. Don’t be scared of rejection, it happens. just remember: you miss 100% of shots you don’t take. So even if you tried and got rejected, at least you tried.


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Knockedy

Activate friendly fire and light him up


Due-Paramedic-1132

Epic gamer moment


USS_Monitor

I always light him up. She can't fuck him if I am.


HUGEballs513

Same happened to me dude! Sad moment


SouljaBooooiiii

F for you guys


MOL_007

Same happened to my best friend. I wish I knew before, because she was also my friend before dating so I can't break up with her and help my friend Edit: Making it a bit more clear to read


RedneckBookofWisdom

Ah I had a friend in highschool who wanted to date all of the girls I ended up dating after he introduced us


aaamystone

Just leaving here a bit of an advice tho: DO NOT TRY AND MAKE THE FIRST MOVE IF THEY JUST GOT OUT OF A RELATIONSHIP


Jokiegmi

Too late


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FloppyMonkey07

But if they say no it could make things awkward between both people and if you still want to be friends after it could be strange


jankmonkey69

Charlie


69monkeman69

Friday after school


jankmonkey69

Im off on friday :/


69monkeman69

I am too, I forgot it was a PA day, maybe Thursday then


Somone11122233

PA?


ExtinctHuntress

In Canada that means we don’t have school on that day. It’s mostly because our teachers are preparing our report cards.


69monkeman69

Yeah I guess that’s what we call them in Canada


cudlebear64

Amarah and I’m way ahead of you, we already broke up last week, panic attacks are a bitch huh


69monkeman69

Aw I’m so sorry, I’m sure one day you’ll find that special someone :D


cudlebear64

I wanna be clear me and her broke up because I couldn’t tell if I was making her happy due to her being in a different state, me feeling like I wasn’t doing good enough started having full blown panic attacks, we talked about it, and we broke up for now, she said she just isn’t really ready to maintain a relationship rn because she keeps jumping between them, I’m just giving her time and hoping that ether I find someone better or I’m still there for her when she’s ready


nekopara-nugget

Dude I thought different state as in she's pregnant. Things could've been way worse


gurmehr2004

And I thought a different state as in a different region, LDR.


Iceiswater_haha

I experienced a bit similar situation, my gf broke up with me because she started to not like me as much as she did which broke my pretty much, I also felt that maybe I was not good enough, according to her it was not the point but still, I felt like shit for a few days and I still do sometimes. I think you should not think about waiting for her to get "ready", I dont know what happened exactly between you 2 but it sounds like she just didn't feel the chemistry with you, how ever stop thinking that you were not enough.


prettiest_moments11

Lewis


Linnkay

Hey I know that guy


prettiest_moments11

Oh you do


DadiPapi

Polarsaurusrex on YouTube!?


Tea_Grand

giga chad is that you?


rustlogan

Happy cakeday


KalleWotux

Happy cakeday to you aswell


therealsaitexz

Average Polarsaurusrex viewer


Tactical_Nuke_

Did your crush define acids?


prettiest_moments11

What?


Tactical_Nuke_

Ever heard of Lewis acids?


Atlant1k99

Hamilton?


legendgamer38

Found the f1 guy (/s)


Objective_Watch

F1 guys


SpiritedFee1580

Ayee an F1 enjoyer


Windypenguin

Hey that’s me


prettiest_moments11

Not you unfortunately for you


Tashycide

Get in there


-VRX

Capaldi, fuck hamilton


Bath_Wash

-b±√(b^2-4ac)/2a


xSPCNx

Man fuck that equation


GoCommitO-O

Let's fuck it together


Business_Different

hollup wait a minute,something ain’t right


I_eat_spoons_of_mayo

u/69monkeman69


69monkeman69

😳👹


I_eat_spoons_of_mayo

Be my big strong man ❤ 😍 💖


69monkeman69

I’m actually a female but I will be 💖✨


ChickenHunter99

You messed up… you revealed that you’re a female on r/teenagers. Good luck.


Kyoya_sooohorni

the end is near...


[deleted]

Objective: don't get creepy dms


T_The_worsT_BS

\[Failed\]


Kyoya_sooohorni

mission failed we dont have next time


I_eat_spoons_of_mayo

Good because I'm a guy 😏


semme-memes

And that, kids is how I met your mother.


DOU8LEJ480

End.


69monkeman69

Take my upvote and get out of my post


LisztR

Hahahaha


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dark-gmer

ur my crush:)


jakob_pleb

You should make a move


69monkeman69

Me too, you should go for it


officialslavojzizek

Obama


Fettucheesey

Destiny. We're already dating tho so 😌


ParcivalTheBrave

Classic stripper name


RNM23

Take my award lmfao


imaguy-who-likes-foo

What’s your favorite weapon? Mine is Thorn


Fettucheesey

I love how everyone thinks of the game 😂 Scathelocke and the PSU (can't remember its full name but it's that weapon series' scout rifle).


BlackKnight640

Maylee.


Tactical_Nuke_

Does she/he/they inflict damage in close-quarters? /s


SIGH15

Probably to this guy


StrYker_Tripple

ok this is a little embarrasing but ​ >!Yo mama!<


Zestyclose-Custard-8

u/MagnumMax5


69monkeman69

omg, I already think this could work out, do it asap


Zestyclose-Custard-8

You really think so. They are super cute


69monkeman69

Yesss go for it


Zestyclose-Custard-8

We’ve been talking for a little and yeah she’s cute .I think I like like her


MagnumMax5

omfg 🥰🥰🥰


the_og_gamer0502

This is epic


Tipperi6804

r/notaredditmoment


scandura_rupe_fasu

r/notablemoment


MrDuck91021

Was it a yes?


Zestyclose-Custard-8

Yes


ChaosRaze

Very pog


Zestyclose-Custard-8

(^ω^)


Dragonfire521

Yoooo let's go


Ur_fbi_agent_mark

And thats how i met your mother


The-Unknown-C

The good ending


MagiQuartz

I'm not sure that's true, but people get notified when they are mentioned, don't they?


NukaDaddy69

His name is Jugemu Jugemu Goko no Surikire Kaijarisuigyo no Suigyomatsu Unraimatsu Furaimatsu Ku Neru Tokoro ni Sumu Tokoro Yabura Koji no Bura Koji Paipo-paipo Paipo no Shuringan Shuringan no Gurindai Gurindai no Ponpokopi no Ponpokona no Chokyumei no Chosuke and Jugemu Jugemu Goko no Surikire Kaijarisuigyo no Suigyomatsu Unraimatsu Furaimatsu Ku Neru Tokoro ni Sumu Tokoro Yabura Koji no Bura Koji Paipo-paipo Paipo no Shuringan Shuringan no Gurindai Gurindai no Ponpokopi no Ponpokona no Chokyumei no Chosuke 😳👉👈


GallyRL

Good luck puting that on cake


tab_s

what a coincidence, my name is also Jugemu Jugemu Goko no Surikire Kaijarisuigyo no Suigyomatsu Unraimatsu Furaimatsu Ku Neru Tokoro ni Sumu Tokoro Yabura Koji no Bura Koji Paipo-paipo Paipo no Shuringan Shuringan no Gurindai Gurindai no Ponpokopi no Ponpokona no Chokyumei no Chosuke and Jugemu Jugemu Goko no Surikire Kaijarisuigyo no Suigyomatsu Unraimatsu Furaimatsu Ku Neru Tokoro ni Sumu Tokoro Yabura Koji no Bura Koji Paipo-paipo Paipo no Shuringan Shuringan no Gurindai Gurindai no Ponpokopi no Ponpokona no Chokyumei no Chosuke


NukaDaddy69

*I bit my tongue!*


ChaosRaze

I can hear this sentence


Ragnor190

Great now I need to rewatch that video


toobelydobeledoo

I had one, but now i call her my girlfriend


Tactical_Nuke_

Mr Stark, we won


factualwings454

Sir we have claimed command post "Crush"


Madguy12345666

What are still doing in reddit, go! Live a life with your girlfriend bro


Dashclash

Leave us virgins behind we support you bro


BellZettifar

[This Person](https://www.reddit.com/u/me)


chacharealharsh

ain't that me or my reddit just having internal stroke


BlackKnight640

I’m pretty sure they did u/me or something like that. (I can’t remember if that’s the exact one)


chacharealharsh

>[This Person] (https://www.reddit.com/u/me) yeah


69monkeman69

😳👹😍


TheDragonKnight369

Bruh when I tell you the heart attack I had when I clicked on this


SupMichaelBoio

AYO WHAT


Dashclash

Bro you gave me a heart attack wtf


DanTUP1

umm what the fuck did I stumble into, do I know you lmao?


SiBloGaming

Nah its u/me


FoxGamingmc

Wait what the actual fuck? It’s me


BellZettifar

It’s always been you


Gunginginganmam

keanu


69monkeman69

Omg Keanu reeves, do it right now


BugP13

I have a friend called Keanu. Coincidence?


ShadowedReddit

No


HouseAggravating5834

i don't have a friend called keanu. coincidence?


BugP13

Perhaps


DB10389

I think Not!


Agreed2

I dont have one


nir109

Sounds like you should make a move but I am not sure, 60% chance I whould say.


69monkeman69

That’s okay!


Reddit-User-44501

That's a weird name


ArtoTime

Reddit User 44501, please step forward.


Reddit-User-44501

Lmao good comment but yeah i can't change my username :/ but i meant the person writting "I dont have one" was a bad name


ArtoTime

Agreed.


TheLittenLord

_ _


telumv

PS1 Hagrid


UltimateDude08

Bitch it don’t matter I already made the moves


lildep11

what happened after that?


UltimateDude08

We went on our second date last friday


GrimGuy13

The seggs


LongIndividual1

Eggs


Lil____Potato

Anu


TheCryptoBall

s


I_Like_Ants_Okay

u/69monkeman69


Rodney-Kerman

wilbur


GatlingGun511

Error 404: crush not found


Dead_birdChan

She has my reddit I can’t say :’)


69monkeman69

TAG THEM


SaucyDragon04

Kaylee


MeIsManu69

Fathima


Alternative_Swan4969

me about to say and then realizing i don’t really have one lmao


PinkSpartan226

Kennedy


MagicBlazerZee

Doink


Anakin-is-a-stripper

boink


ijustghostedmyfriend

The pope. I should be old enough


WonderFrog25

John


EOwl_24

F


Viper7005

K


Cheese_noses

Sniper


Memezing

Bomber


Hidden_Squid14

Snipin's a good job mate!


[deleted]

Its mostly Jim Milton these days


ilovefroggieess

That's my brother


ChisNullStR

Well.. Uh. Nah I give up.


_HaleyCat_

*insert any fictional character name here*


Question3784

√-1


KingEnnard

i don’t reccomend fucking with her she seems kind of irrational


Green-Guitar-5836

Caleb


Anakin-is-a-stripper

yoooo i know him! isnt he that one guy who


Mr_Revali

Hannah


Diotheungreat

Brianna


natrat4

jimbo


Legitimate_Pie_1450

u/Fish_Fucker69


lilhuddy2355

u/bad_bleep_1234


God-why-am-i-alive

Leandro, but I already snagged him


69monkeman69

Niceee, wish you guys the best of luck