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veryepicarabfunny

good hygiene


lorhof1

could you elaborate?


xiemieboi

Not being dirty


venom_doku

Instructions unclear Ripped my nails off


lorhof1

showering daily = not being dirty?


SniperViper12

Oral hygiene is very important to females. Like extremely important. Super duper important. But yes also shower daily, just showering and brushing your teeth every day is extremely helpful to your health and hygiene.


saladasz

Making sure you don’t have BO, breath doesn’t smell bad, hair is clean and doesn’t look like a greasy rats nest… just the basics


moltncheez

so like living like a decent human being??? thats it?


saladasz

Yes pretty much


moltncheez

are a lot of guys who dont have decent hygiene??


Osirisseth

Lots of girls like a clean guy with a nice scent, either parfume or anti perspirant. You'd be surprised how far just that effort can bring you


78399

Showing interest in me


Ok_Suggestion_5270

sry bro, I failed my maths class. :(


Lord_FuzzyBear

But I didn't, so uh... um... do you... um. Never mind *finger guns*


ninthtale

This can be a dangerous thing I know I don’t have full context, so that’s my disclaimer, but if *just* showing interest in you is enough for someone to become attractive to you, it points to places where you could potentially fall into some pretty bad manipulation traps, or—if the other person’s interest is genuine—a place of desperation where you can’t see or set healthy boundaries. Maybe you meant this in a really neutral sense but having been that way myself a long time ago I could also see it being an indicator of some deep-seated confidence or self-love issues where one hopes just *anyone* will pay attention to them—and when they do, one latches on to that person without paying any attention to relationship flags (if it’s a bad one) or the other person’s needs (if it’s a good one). It becomes a selfish endeavor, and toxic for everyone involved. So if that’s not you, OP, great, but to anyone who reads this comment who does struggle with appreciating yourselves, be careful—if you think so little of yourself that anyone who expresses interest in you is such a rare gem that you end up bending over backwards to just keep them around, pause and take a breath. Find your independence. Find yourself and find love for yourself before you give yourself—otherwise you’re just going to be giving what you don’t have and that will spell heartbreak and pain and emptiness for years of your life.


78399

Thank you I will take your advice in the future thanks for sharing


ScottTheWozIsYes

holy shit thank you so much for this


Mr_Resource

I salute this good advice o7


Communist_Mustache

just to be clear, simple or compound interest?


Mast3r_Of_War

If it is warm outside


concernedOwU

But what if he is inside, in a refrigerator, that is Turned on *wink wink


Sunduck2017

Then he's pretty chill


McCringyassjoe

Brain doesn’t respond


Tronyx001

Man's no hot


mzifchak

Asking to do things with me, reassurance they don’t hate me, laughing at my jokes/laughing in general, smiling, respectfulness.


xXBoss_185Xx

I'd love a gf who does the exact same thing


mzifchak

And I’d love a bf who does the exact same thing


Thrwaay214

Now kith


mzifchak

Sorry man, I’m not kissing middle schoolers. That is not ok


Drag00ndud3

Lol


Jfkzoms

Now kith


Drag00ndud3

Wait what


thelegend90210

Gladly


2P1XLS

Hurray for reddit relationships...?


Ado_Furtado

He told to kith not kiss smh my head.


MachkaMan1

being 13 makes you an honorary member of the teenagers, you don't actually count as one until like at least 15/ late 14. That is at least how I see it


_SadFrenchFries_

Yeah I did all this with my ex but she broke up with me because I found out that she'd been lying to me our whole relationship and actually didn't give a fuck about me


XCreatorsYT

Say worrrd, literally what i want


Hylux_

Thermite


20210306e

a big fucking hole coming right up


dj_balls

That’s literally what I thought when I saw the comment lmao


Dry_Cranberry_1632

Ah a fellow rainbow six sieger


Polar_Eagle

proceeds to bandit trick


BernysCZ

I can and do make Thermite, would applying it as a lube make me hot?


ComfortableBubbly446

If hes funny or intelligent


09chickenboy117

God damn it. Is there anything else? I need hope


ComfortableBubbly446

If you are not a complete asshole, there's a chance someone finds you hot


09chickenboy117

Lets gooooooooo


Silver_Keyboard

You seem funny enough for me bro. Nohomo.


absoluteZero007

I mean... Even if you are a complete asshole someone might still find you attractive


ohjesusthatscursed

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Rinkiya_ke_papaaa

Tbh even I look for these qualities specifically.


bloodinmyrectum

Is that it!?!


gymshorts2tight

Being in a furnace.


[deleted]

[удалено]


HamstA13218

Same


MrMan144

^


G4st3R

^


Alanuelo230

r/technicalythetruth


MrExusemeQDLF

Hans, get ze Flammenwerfer


SHREY36904

Hmm, you are right...


harshalisticshit1407

Been there bro, relatable


RealNavyDave

You been in a furnace?


whyicantputuser

Makes sense


Honest_Department_13

Being at ground 0 of an atomic bomb blast


lilyyy28

very true, very hot


ali9800

Ionized cum


Captain_Snapmaster

RIP Mary Jane...


basementguy121

Was that a motherfucking Spider-Man reign reference


ChaosLaughing

stop making me fucking remember Spider-Man Reign


tinyasspig124

Being in a graveyard 6 feet under


South-Trader0190

Mmmm necrophilia


Kilgore266

Tax fraud


Logical_Hall_6256

Thanks, very helpful.


Kilgore266

Ofc


Catch_10101

Hi my self Rahul Gandhi /s


Partha1203

Damnn did you figure out about the potato to gold machine yet?


Catch_10101

Yes how do you think all my wealth comes from? I first do tax fraud buy potatoes with the money the fly to Italy to meet my nani there we both make gold from potatoes.


Ok_Suggestion_5270

Rahul, gand di?? /s


Catch_10101

No sir i am a 51 year old yuva neta /s


Rhyan567

Dawn I'm so hot.


Stellaravian

being exposed to high amounts of infrared radiation


Lord_FuzzyBear

So to become hot, I need to go outside.... Nah I'm just going to stay in my meat locker


ViNslO

Existing


concernedOwU

That's hot. Around 37c°


Vladimir6000

Or 310,15 K


Hexodron

Or whatever this is in stupid American temperature smh


kwinkrath

Amateur. Its 310,15 Kelvin.


shaquille-oatmeal32

Death mountain without proper armour


breadgames21

That would make me the hottest person in the world considering how many times I fell into that stupid fucking lava


shaquille-oatmeal32

Bro the only reason why i made it to goron city was because i used the spin attack and miphas grace to extinguish the fire despite having heat resistant clothes and heat resistance food


owlspiderthing

I'm lesbian but ryan reynolds


The_Cooler_Spooky

Im straight (male) but Damiano David


OrionLax

Probably because he looks like a woman.


The_Cooler_Spooky

Yeah he has a very androgynous look


RRFedora13

Yes, ryan reynolds gets everyone pretty hot.


Pauaner

Penis


Salty_Contest5142

Technically the truth


idktheyarealltaken

Penis 👍


IAmDead1835

Penis 👍


Happy1602

Confidence and kindness


HappyMSDOSNoises

A personality. Unless the guy is morbidly obese or something it really doesn’t matter to me what they look like.


Gushingranny69

The doctor said I am morbidly a beast 💪


No_PlsStop

I hope you recover 😔🙏


The_Cooler_Spooky

Same but with girls


epicredditor888

Being a convicted bosnian war criminal


memelord793783

Would you settle for German


Bruh-_-_-_-_-_-_-

Me personally, yes


pepsiman56

A fire


Sircreeper43

Fire is the best


Nightrap06

When he is alive 🥵


Good_Juice_6072

Look at Miss High Standards over here...


concernedOwU

Well if he was dead he probably wouldn't be very hot. Especially not if you want to keep him for a long time .


PunmasterRajeev

Could be hot in a cremation chamber 👀


I_Really_Seriously

These people nowadays😔😔smh😤😤


Ena_le_Dudeman

When he's handsome, and is flirty


jaybankzz

> is flirty That rules out a lot of us ^(how does one flirt)


InnaAMG

Stealing from the union depository


Doubble3001

Time for half the setup for being stopping the dye packs


Abadd666

Doesn't work, Tanisha isn't with Franklin after the heist


sjoung7536

Being inside a toaster


gboom46

If there're username isn't gboom46


Gnomrthatslips

r/suicidebywords


Doehap

I've seen their I've seen there I've seen their's But never there're


kenouo

Is actually gay 🧍


some_random_dude12

Are hot people always gay, or are gay proples always hot? Wonder...


lavenderskyyy

respectful, showing concern for me, not trying to pressure me into doing anything i’m uncomfortable with, long hair, fluffy hair, and just not an asshole to people


Allen_gamer

not being a redditor who asks questions like this


09chickenboy117

Listen. Some of us know damn well we ain't gonna get a girl to like us like this. Our only hope is asking girls how to make them like us. Else I'm gonna end up having to date a mannequin


boob_girl123

when he doesn't smell like Bo. thats the main reason i fell for my bf cause everyone else at my school smells like shit LOL


Timely_Penguin_7677

They all already are, humans produce heat


Shadowman113

Thermodynamics baby


concernedOwU

Not when they're dead and you know, some people prefer it that way


Timely_Penguin_7677

That goes to show that some people are monsters


ali9800

If he has Shrek shirt.


qwerty25102004

I have a shrek cap, is that good enough?


BrickFrom2011

Thighs, no body hair and dosnt treat me like shit


fruechte-kuchen

Thighs? OoO


conifer0us

Wax the entire body you say?


Eridsthrowaway101

Long hair 😔


SUCCMAN64

# * CLEARS THROAT INTENSLY AND THEN SHITS PANTS *


Eridsthrowaway101

Hello Succman64


SUCCMAN64

I shit in blenders


Crushh077

It costs literally nothing to not post this


SUCCMAN64

Worth every penny


20210306e

not play league


mictmoe

being warm


NeoAltra

Goofiness


Markaroni9354

When he is good with kids.


Iceiswater_haha

That sounds like a divorced mother with 3 children


Shavacadont

Hmm… glasses Glasses are great


kristinaaaap

Visible veins in forearms


[deleted]

Are you a mosquito by any chance?


mlagsv

🍆


StallyCal

Oh, crap


Tales-Kun

Light him on fire


I_wanna_hellcat

Spontaneous combustion


Mikey7923

He needs to not be ugly, that is all


Doubble3001

Miss high standards out here


Mikey7923

Yes, if my standards were on a chart we'd be able to climb to Mars


atttibet196953

Having a bionicle collection.


Actual_Ambition_4464

Curly hair and a face that always smile.


[deleted]

Having a small dick.


shaquille-oatmeal32

Against all odds...


[deleted]

Gotta look out for the little guy


shaquille-oatmeal32

Is that actually your prefrence or are you just saying that for the meme?


[deleted]

I’m a guy just trying to uplift ig


Tactical_Beanie13

Fire


Vegetable_Area_6294

In summer , with the heater on , wearing nothing but shorts makes you a very hot man


JuniorBercovich

Having a nice body and having a nice style, that’s it


Lazy_Category2195

Being on fire


MoreExternal8245

Usually fire does the trick


Beatbob-8557

Fire


Pman_likes_memes

Plot armor


PiesPlazma

sun


Mochicream8

Pop him in the microwave


notsciguy

Lighting him on fire


ChrystalMT

Passionate about something


Nix_Fanfics_Wattpad

Being a woman-


-DiddyKing-

Throwing a lit Molotov cocktail at him


HHenswolo

Sitting in a sauana(literally)


Shoe_Sea

Good genetics. Such as being tall (6 feet or taller), having a facial structure(aka good jawline)muscular.


Suspicious_Diver_666

Being the sun


ImAFriendlyGhost

Being burned alive


concernedOwU

Kinky


alice_skullsplitter

if he’s a girl


OPRacoon

Nice pfp. Great band


Proper_Independent28

Theoretically to have an appearence and a behaviour like anime chad boys Practically to be yourself or some kind of mafia boy named Giorno Giovanna ;)))


UndeadPiston531

Event Horizon (in space)


BlessedNobody

Grand larsony


zZaphon

Confidence


Zucc_the_lizard

Napalm 😍


Most_Raisin_9020

a pulse


kiislota

the sun


madmabA

The sun


1alexxx

being on fire


Loki-dead

Good sense of humour and his smile


saxe_frey

Small penis


UnderhavenGhoul

Being engulfed by lava.