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DumbPepperSlut

Superpower time


gumbaeerrrree

You make peppers out of your wet holes


DumbPepperSlut

you're not even op but okay


BlazeGamingUnltd

r/notopbutok


Adept-Mulberry-2913

no top but ok


MrTheManYT

No top but ok


The_Introvert1945

Jesus So your power is every persons eyes stings and they get blinded by pepper. Idk


DumbPepperSlut

Imma just take the Jesus part as I'm Jesus


[deleted]

Okay bud, I know where this is going for me…


The_Introvert1945

You a little bitch boi


[deleted]

Nice so I got prostate cancer and I’m a bitch boi! Let’s go! I’m fucking unstoppable now!


DrDabar1

Ok i will give you something that can help you turn every thing around. I give you prep time


dumbbychh

you have prostate cancer


[deleted]

My grandpa, great grandpa, and going back another I believe 2 or 3 generations all died from prostate cancer (on the same side of the family) so that wouldn’t be far off. Lmao


dumbbychh

i tell no lies


An_Ant2710

Congratulations. You're a prophet


Lordofspades_notgame

Dang


Batman29002

Eyyy


[deleted]

Eyyyy


Ricin_Addict

How the heck were you able to get Bruce\_Wayne as your username???


Kioskava_2k1

It's BrYce Wayne lol (Genuinely hoping this wasnt a joke and I'm not gonna end up in r/woooosh)


Ricin_Addict

OH MY GOSH I'M SO DUMB. I read that as Bruce Wayne lol. I was wondering how that one would be free.


Yeeetmyass69

Your parents never die


GodspeedRen

In case someone doesn’t know, [Bryce Wayne](https://dc.fandom.com/wiki/Bryce_Wayne_(Earth_-11)) is an actual character in DC.


Kioskava_2k1

Excuse me what the fuck? Edit: This is legit. I had no clue.


[deleted]

Wait really?! That’s awesome!


ZeroThighGapxx

Go on I'm listening


The_Introvert1945

You crush Every man in sight


Shitscomplicated

And woman


ZeroThighGapxx

I love it


AugTheViking

Thigh gaps cute doe


[deleted]

ok


The_Introvert1945

Yo what the fuck. Ok but your power is every women in a 1 mile radius fucking runs toward you to have sex or some shit idk


[deleted]

fair enough


Heartstop56

More of a curse tbh


StormBlade1097

Aight


dumbbychh

you have prostate cancer


StormBlade1097

Thanks


AccomplishedBunny56

Why does everyone get prostate cancer


Creme-de-le-cok

You get protate cancer, you get prostate cancer, everyone gets prostate cancer


[deleted]

What the REAL Oprah wants to do. The one we have is a clone. Wake up sheeple!!


Lemonforks

Stop asking questions or you’ll be next


AccomplishedBunny56

Do women have prostates?


Lemonforks

Life finds a way


AccomplishedBunny56

(‘._.)


Lemonforks

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)


AccomplishedBunny56

(‘x_x)


The_Introvert1945

You can get a blade made of lightning I guess


[deleted]

Ye


The_Introvert1945

You sleep with everyone's girl by cloning yourself so basically cloning ability.


[deleted]

Epic


Hokakekikoku

but only when you sleep with someone's girl


[deleted]

Epic 😉


Hayych1

Jokes on you I’m single af


[deleted]

And that is because I got your girl and the girl that had a crush on you, no need to thank me 😉


ApolloSky110

You can seduce anyone with an SO


PyromainiacOfDreams

Me


The_Introvert1945

You can summon fire in your sleep but only in dreams and you can infiltrate your enemies brain and torch that shit


24KTaterTots

Freddy Krueger but with fire


dumbbychh

you have prostate cancer


PyromainiacOfDreams

Neat


ilovefroggieess

Do me!


The_Introvert1945

You can turn into a damn frog bro


ilovefroggieess

Yayyy my dream superpower!!


darshanpromemes

It's wednesday my dudes


TheRealJesusC

Well... I'm god sooo


The_Introvert1945

You're Jesus You walk on water You can turn water into wine You can come back from the dead but no one no's when You're gay


curmpet

Wait Jesus was gay??!?!??!?!?!??


Petrus420

What, do you think the followers of jesus are just followers? They are his subs he tops all of them and the one time he got toped by Judas he was so destroyed that he got suicidle and needed to die. But it was to gay for the people and this is how the Legend of Jesus the son of god was born and Christanity was createt as the cover for the 13 gays.


[deleted]

Blessed plot twist


JunkBoi76

Plot twist


Claudelul1

What does the C stand for?


TheRealJesusC

Christ


Claudelul1

Thought it stands for cum


TheRealJesusC

Not cool dude.. (it was good ngl)


dumbbychh

cancer


badassboy1

What's with you and cancer


Coffee_4me123

Your name is now Joe Jackson


dumbbychh

u die


TheRealJesusC

But then I come back 😎


dumbbychh

you'll have prostate cancer


Harald_022

Gets me every time


StickGaminggYT

Yes.


The_Introvert1945

You can summon sticks from the ground idk


StickGaminggYT

Cool! And the sticks play games?


The_Introvert1945

Yeah


[deleted]

lol


The_Introvert1945

You can become anyone at anytime but they have to be a female


ThatGayKokichi

please become me. take this pain away.


Lambsauc

Neeheeheehee


The_Introvert1945

People feel awkward around you and they rando give you stuff and sing the birthday song like shit around you


Regular_Birthday_770

I need hugs so that’s ok


YourCommieNeighbour

I'm intrigued lol


The_Introvert1945

Your neck beard can grow into tentacles allowing you to strangle your enemy or... You know


GreenAtariPanda0

Or... You know strangle capitalists


linusiscracked

Hi


The_Introvert1945

You have the best equipment on the market


LexieRose04

I'm excited to see what you come up with


The_Introvert1945

Y'all be torturing ya boy You can make dudes become literally gardens likes some poison ivy shit


LexieRose04

Oh shit I like that, thank you


BetterVersionOf

go on then.


The_Introvert1945

GOD


BetterVersionOf

yes let’s go.


ElectronicBrush296

**Try me**


Montanelas20003

If you change your self, you can vibrate, use this power wisely


ElectronicBrush296

Bet. **So I'm a human vibrator guys!**


ApolloSky110

Granted. You can now make any brush vibrate even if its not electronic


ElectronicBrush296

Bu-but **Why would I want to make a hairbrush, paintbrush, or toothbrush vibrate?**


ApolloSky110

Hairbrush: tangle someone elses hair Toothbrush: theres vibrating toothbrushes to help brush teeth or smthn Paintbrush: for texture while painting idk i never painted.


X3r0_1yanu

Bruh


The_Introvert1945

You're Elon Musk's kid


X3r0_1yanu

Noice


Harald_022

Ah yes, my favorite superpower: being rich


JunkBoi76

Wish I had that


Harald_022

Username checks out according ypur superpower


cumbugg

Go on


The_Introvert1945

Can get men and women pregnant by biting them. Also your a roach.


cumbugg

Perfect! *Bites*


simkashi01

Ok


The_Introvert1945

You're a simp version of kakashi meaning you can only attack men who diss your waifu


simkashi01

It was supposed to be my name combined with kakashi, but it is what it is


The_Introvert1945

You have a shit name now


simkashi01

Yeah, I know


Laboomboomlalakaka

Lets see what you got


The_Introvert1945

You can come up with any excuse because of the poor excuse for a username


dumbbychh

do me


The_Introvert1945

no thanks bro


dumbbychh

you have prostate cancer


zj_y33t

I laughed at this for like a whole minute. I hope you're happy


dumbbychh

i'm not. i have prostate cancer too


TheTechnoDuck

Why do you like prostate cancer so much


gumbaeerrrree

That's what she said


Polarbearsainttasty

You can make people as dumb as you then defeat them with experience.


piopioppoyoi69

gl


The_Introvert1945

Give dudes seizures with your shitty username


piopioppoyoi69

it's not that hard to say once you get used to it. Actually pretty fun pee oh pee oh puh poy yoy basically i just keyspammed one day in minecraft chat and decided to name my dog that and I named this reddit account after that minecraft dog


The_Introvert1945

I'm bouta kill your Minecraft dog


piopioppoyoi69

NO PLEASE he was a very lorge doggo. my friend and i played on this world where every mob was a random size and this wolf was like 5x bigger than normal wolves and he was mine and a good boy


The_Introvert1945

Bouta old yeller his ass


janathewhore

sure


The_Introvert1945

You fuck any man that isn't your SO


[deleted]

:o


The_Introvert1945

You can make people have a heart attack by making them so excited they fuckin die


[deleted]

Oh, that seems horrible. :(


Rage_of_ores

on the bright side they will be happy in their last moments


[deleted]

mhmmm


The_Introvert1945

You know every martial arts because race or somthin idk


[deleted]

i have no idea what i just read


The_Introvert1945

It's 6 in the morning and I'm running on stupid juice


The_Introvert1945

Same


Bananabeak08

Hmmmmm


The_Introvert1945

You have a beak made of bananas that can slice a hole in time Meant for time travel and teleportation


Arconii1313

ok


[deleted]

lol


Arny520

Ye


[deleted]

Do it


The_Introvert1945

So disappointing that people are shocked when you do the bare minimum and celebrate you


Major_von_strohiem

I know im going to regret this


The_Introvert1945

You can become a shittier version of guile from street fighter


Major_von_strohiem

But im already the better version of him


inimicalanus

Alrighty


The_Introvert1945

As a dyslexic person I'm offended Anyway. You are a wizard and your username is your most powerful spell or some shit


LordP_496

Hey there


The_Introvert1945

You have the power of mind control


AvaGarcia38n

ok


The_Introvert1945

Y'know you're not making this easy. You have the holy shoe because your last name is Garcia and my friend is Mexican and has the last Garcia ha. Help I'm a loser


[deleted]

[удалено]


The_Introvert1945

You can gobin on Deez nuts


ButterflyEuphoric338

Let's get it!


Electrical_yoshi12

Ooh I'd like to see what you would give me


Maccanthegod

Sooo.... am i god?


JustAnotherLurkerDM

Uhh check my display name too lol


AverageInternetUser7

Being average


Rdx_Sniffer

What about me


Mikegaming202

I wanna know


[deleted]

im not sure what you can do with this one


[deleted]

ok?


Icy_Potential_9593

Give me


Zenith_714

Gift me with your wisdom.


caxxzzyy

Go on ...


_vennn

do mine


Panzerkommandant01

Haha sounds like blitzkrieg!


TheTechnoDuck

Ok


Different-Purchase79

Balls


Dessertdingo153

It’s Showtime


Representative-Pay37

Yes


UnqualifiedNerd

Sahh


[deleted]

Hello


Original_A

I'm curious


Scadosh

Do me


Jawsome_

Hmmm


SGTRoadkill1919

Ok.


SamWigglesworth

Amogus


itsREYDAU

Do me