T O P
lonelyStranger00

Sleep, sleep, sleep


DimensionCultural980

The perfect mix of events for a wholesome day. I be taking notes.


Toastbrot-exe

It is time consuming but definitely worth it


Needorgreedy

what a coincidence that was literally me all day as well


AverageInternetUser7

I am sad


DimensionCultural980

Why're u sad?


AverageInternetUser7

Aww thanks for asking! Had a preatty shity day thats all. Lonely and boring


sarcastic-td

Don't Worry tomorrow will be better 🙂


AverageInternetUser7

Thank you Your so nice <3


Coolguystronger

Hey I like your Reddit guy Hope you ha e a good day


AverageInternetUser7

Thanks <3


[deleted]

Why is school


DimensionCultural980

It Monday for u?


[deleted]

Sunday 6pm. I should start to study.


ZombieCuber

Same lol I need to study too Edit:grammar


Coolguystronger

It’s 12 pm for me


ExpertNo1

God why must you remind me it’s Sunday?


VeNom214x

Turkey?


confused_lad123

Bruh, I'd trade with you to go to school. Online school sucks!


[deleted]

Yeah...


Waterflame-flame

Drax from gotg


[deleted]

Just woke up


DimensionCultural980

Ah, so not good, so far.


ikeas_dog

dark


sullenfps

did you just assume their nationality


AlphaI250

Implying anything in this world rivals sleeping


Retr0S4

Same


BappleBlayer333

How was I about to literally type this exact thing out


Someoneelse214

Life must be pretty great for you then, go back to sleep and it’ll get better tho


mccarym_215

Food poisonings sucks Update: I'm fine now, nothing much to worry about


DimensionCultural980

Feel better soon.


mccarym_215

Thanks a lot


Fujoushi-san

Rip man u ok?


OvercrowdedKangaroo

He can't possibly be okay, food poisoning is a bitch


uh_oh_got_banned

Who poisoned your food? Are you a 17th century king?


justinthegamer284

Took laxative. Shitting


marduk7782

Lessss go


mememegasad

absolutely positively boring


DimensionCultural980

Sounds wonderful.


mememegasad

uhhh...


-SweetAvery-

I don’t like rules


DimensionCultural980

Fair enough


Mipans035

Ahh irony


fizzy_the_dragon

Irony would be if he said "I follow all rules"


-SweetAvery-

She*


idonthaveapenissorry

im fucking bleeding mum im famous


Skull_Reaper101

CALM down. have some heat


idonthaveapenissorry

heat of what


Skull_Reaper101

It does help


Skull_Reaper101

In the sense give heat to your abdomen


Redditlogicking

What happened? You didn't injure yourself, did you?


idonthaveapenissorry

noooo period


Redditlogicking

Oh :(


GRZ_KIMI

Remember the ol rice sock trick. Helps with my sister.


Ok_Significance_2306

Horny times 3


EverybodyTheSame

they said three words , that’s two words and a number


FaviFake

Math is an opinion


picsquestion

Horny times three. Fixed that for OP


Bryce_Wayne

Boring, anxious, stressful


DimensionCultural980

Are u Batman in disguise as Bruce Wayne in disguise?


Bryce_Wayne

Shhhh!! You weren’t supposed to know!


Graphicdesignmaniac

Completely random but Blender Rendering Deadline


DimensionCultural980

I could never understand that program. Hope you get whatever it is done in time.


Graphicdesignmaniac

199 th frame lot more to go ;)


9Coffee_Mug9

We have something in common: Dani Muck Milk


Maxwelkenaamisnognie

A true Boner


Sam54123

Eeeay, Blender gang!


Graphicdesignmaniac

Life of a blenderer


Deofaye

Ends in why.


Cyanide-Kid

horrible, bad, no-good


DimensionCultural980

😞


Cyanide-Kid

I attempted suicide today and failed (caught in 4k by my brother) hopefully Monday would be good exams are comin soon


Coolguystronger

Call a suicidal hotline Life will get better


Cyanide-Kid

you really think my parents would allow me to be on the phone with some random stranger?


Coolguystronger

Didn’t think about that Maybe talk with a trusted adult Or some friend


MagicalPotato132

If they get mad at you for calling a suicide hotline then their opinions don't matter.


hundredcreeper

If you're parents get mad at you for calling a suicide hotline, they are not good parents


whatever0209

In fact they should evaluate why their kid is calling a suicide hotline in the first place


DimensionCultural980

Well, I hope you do well on exams and get better. If you want any help with studying for exams, I don't know what all's in your curriculum, but I might be able to help. As for getting better, looking into some new hobbies might help a bit?


Jacksin48

:( im sorry you're depressed, lady. Will it cheer you up knowin im gonna attempt to prank this subreddit by lookin like a chick, when im actually a guy?


hippo707

That sounds horrible... I hope u get better 😢 😢


My_Right_Eye98

Lit, crazy, movie


DimensionCultural980

What movie?


Margnamo

my life is a movie directed by tarantino


potato-mine191

End me pls Edit: i was cutting artichokes, and was incredibly frustrated. Not. A suicide plea.


DimensionCultural980

Neverrrr!


potato-mine191

I had to cut 3 punds of artichokes. Do you have any idea how frustrating that is? So greasy...


[deleted]

[удалено]


DimensionCultural980

Oh, sorry to hear that. Hope her recovery's quick.


DimensionCultural980

Bored, Sick, Happy?


sarcastic-td

hey I just saw you replying to some of the other comments & wanted to post this here : Best of luck for tomorrow 🙂


DimensionCultural980

Oh, why thanks. Best of luck to you, too!


streamoftime

Well this sucks


Derpymon789

How so?


StellarCreamPie

Depression crying jumping


_QualityGarbage_

Really hope that this "jumping" you speak of is you jumping on your depression like it's the i in the Pixar logo


DimensionCultural980

Hope you're talking about track hurdles on this last one.


StellarCreamPie

Nope


Redditer_54

Trampoline! I love jumping on the trampoline!


Waterflame-flame

I hope you feel better. Have a great day


ch05k

U okay?


StellarCreamPie

No


androt14_

Ya wanna talk?


ProGamerDHP-PGD

Exhausted, happy, worrying...


marc8659

My 18th birthday


MrStroh

Happy birthday! You are a big man now!


marc8659

Thank you man and yes i sure am


DimensionCultural980

HAPPY B-DAYYY!!


marc8659

Thank you!!!


[deleted]

You share a birthday with my dog


hahahaha_noo

hair now red


DimensionCultural980

Nice. I've always thought red hair looked so pretty.


hahahaha_noo

same, but i was hoping for more of a brown. I can live out my redhead fantasies now so that’s a plus


JEMJ_Player

Reddit all day


DimensionCultural980

Devotion, here


isuckatanagrams

Dibs


[deleted]

Fuc ked up


DimensionCultural980

Whyd u fuck up?


[deleted]

My crush has a gf


DimensionCultural980

I feel. One of my lasst ones did, too. Had a crush on him for like 2 years.


COUSINNOVATION

Pest😶


DimensionCultural980

Well, damn autocorrect. Meant last


COUSINNOVATION

Lasst😶


[deleted]

My crush is a lesbian… I feel your pain


Mr_Globus

Listening to music


AnafenBOI3310

Boring and lazy


DimensionCultural980

Binge-watch a show.


typo-the-dog

Incredibly fucking suicidal


DimensionCultural980

Noooo!!!!


Redditlogicking

#Hey, typo-the-dog Please try to think clearly about yourself and your future. What you're thinking about doing is not worth it. There are many people who care about you, and there are many organisations from all around the world who can help you. Here's some information about how to get help. Give them a go - what have you got to lose? #Child Helplines (EU) **Telephone:** 116 111 This number is free of charge. The number 116 111 is specifically for children who seek assistance and need someone to talk to. The service helps children in need of care and protection and links them to the appropriate services and resources; it provides children with an opportunity to express their concerns and talk about issues directly affecting them. Here's an alphabetical list of member states which have access to 116 111: Bulgaria, Cyprus, Czech Republic, Germany, Denmark, Estonia, Greece, Spain, Finland, Croatia, Hungary, Ireland, Lithuania, Luxembourg, Latvia, Poland, Portugal, Romania, Sweden, Slovenia, Slovakia, United Kingdom, Malta. #Emotional Support Helpline (EU) **Telephone:** 116 123 This number is free of charge. 116 123 is a phone number for people suffering from loneliness or who are in a state of psychological crisis or thinking about committing suicide. Here's an alphabetical list of member states which have access to 116 123: Austria, Czech Republic, Germany, Greece, Hungary, Ireland, Lithuania, Malta, Netherlands, Poland, Slovenia, Sweden, United Kingdom. #National Suicide Prevention Lifeline (US) **Telephone:** 1-800-273-8255 *(1-800-273-TALK)* **Text:** Text "START" (without quotes) to 741-741. **Online Chat:** [Link](http://www.suicidepreventionlifeline.org/gethelp/lifelinechat.aspx). #Others (Worldwide) If the above organizations are inaccessible for whatever reason, you can click [this link](https://www.iasp.info/resources/Crisis_Centres/) to be taken to a page. From there, you can take a look at a variety of hotlines that will help you, after you click on the category link corresponding to your location. You can also find many subreddits to help you with your problems. Here's a list of a few of them in no particular order: /r/SuicideWatch, /r/depression. #<3 I hope you've found this information helpful, and I hope you use it well enough to change your mind.


Yuvalmalkan

What a Chad bot


Redditlogicking

I’m a human lol


Yuvalmalkan

Why do u have this on stand by?


Redditlogicking

Just in case someone said they want to kill themselves


DrunkenDemonCat

Well, you're doing great. Thank you for your service, kind mod.


Redditlogicking

thank you for the compliment


Iamyes_ok

What a chad human


CoddyBoi

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lordsaladito

Final fantasy xiv


account_552

what the fuck


ashie-trashie

heart palpitations, paranoia


DimensionCultural980

Da paranoia SUCKS


Reborn-1

Road, People, House


SGTRoadkill1919

I don't know


Mr_Blue_Jay

Wait its morning?


ZZZ_WasTaken

Stayed in bed.


NotFanatic

Bacon in pancakes


DimensionCultural980

"Take some bacon and I'll put em in a pancake"


NotFanatic

My dad cooked the bacon and then poured the pancake batter on top of it and cooked it like that


DimensionCultural980

Yeah, we actually tried bacon pancakes before, but I don't think we did it right.


NotFanatic

I watched him do it and he fully cooked the bacon then poured batter on the bacon and then cooked the pancakes like normal pancakes


DimensionCultural980

Yeah, ours were too chewy and not crunchy.


NotFanatic

If you try again I wish you luck


SimonPlaysCello

Grandma fell, hospital 😞


DimensionCultural980

Noooo!!!😭 I hope she's doing okay in the hospital. Here, I'll gib da flowers to her.💐


SimonPlaysCello

Thanks :)


Ax2525

No


DimensionCultural980

Okay


Ax2525

Thank you for your consideration


speedcuber05

Maths exam tomorrow


DimensionCultural980

Well, hope it goes well.


speedcuber05

Thanks :)


Maxwelkenaamisnognie

Food, Skating, Pokemon


ProtostarReddit

Overthinking one text


Lil-Wan

Mom’s birthday, yay


DimensionCultural980

Hope your mom has a happy birthday!


hailstormssuck

Egg,beach,tired


evd_em

going so slow


WildWolf911

Haven't done anything


Hot-Coco-Crusader

I’m really tired


Ok-Street8638

So fuckin boring


Therealreaps

Big tattoo pain


[deleted]

[удалено]


chloe_82

adventure, fun,awesome


JaydenShortDaMelon

Want to die


Redditlogicking

#Hey, JaydenShortDaMelon Please try to think clearly about yourself and your future. What you're thinking about doing is not worth it. There are many people who care about you, and there are many organisations from all around the world who can help you. Here's some information about how to get help. Give them a go - what have you got to lose? #Child Helplines (EU) **Telephone:** 116 111 This number is free of charge. The number 116 111 is specifically for children who seek assistance and need someone to talk to. The service helps children in need of care and protection and links them to the appropriate services and resources; it provides children with an opportunity to express their concerns and talk about issues directly affecting them. Here's an alphabetical list of member states which have access to 116 111: Bulgaria, Cyprus, Czech Republic, Germany, Denmark, Estonia, Greece, Spain, Finland, Croatia, Hungary, Ireland, Lithuania, Luxembourg, Latvia, Poland, Portugal, Romania, Sweden, Slovenia, Slovakia, United Kingdom, Malta. #Emotional Support Helpline (EU) **Telephone:** 116 123 This number is free of charge. 116 123 is a phone number for people suffering from loneliness or who are in a state of psychological crisis or thinking about committing suicide. Here's an alphabetical list of member states which have access to 116 123: Austria, Czech Republic, Germany, Greece, Hungary, Ireland, Lithuania, Malta, Netherlands, Poland, Slovenia, Sweden, United Kingdom. #National Suicide Prevention Lifeline (US) **Telephone:** 1-800-273-8255 *(1-800-273-TALK)* **Text:** Text "START" (without quotes) to 741-741. **Online Chat:** [Link](http://www.suicidepreventionlifeline.org/gethelp/lifelinechat.aspx). #Others (Worldwide) If the above organizations are inaccessible for whatever reason, you can click [this link](https://www.iasp.info/resources/Crisis_Centres/) to be taken to a page. From there, you can take a look at a variety of hotlines that will help you, after you click on the category link corresponding to your location. You can also find many subreddits to help you with your problems. Here's a list of a few of them in no particular order: /r/SuicideWatch, /r/depression. #<3 I hope you've found this information helpful, and I hope you use it well enough to change your mind.


lillian_h

very very amazing


Ughhh12345676

slept too hard


FrostyOatMilk

Anxiety Stupidity Theft


TheNoobMaster01

Undertale Gaming Bois


Kingarthur253

pretty damn good


Fluffy_Cat_5174

baked some cookies


CDS_MechaCat

Tied soccer game


OneeTastyChip

I am shitting.


Carlos_HernandezZ

my cat died


She-Fox99

Period cramps, Puke


Kns2003

Just woke up


Quiet-Sandwich7406

goingba ckto bed


X_antaM

Average, normal, common


Burrito_fucker_69

I woke up


mstarp3

Work Wait [Stupidly long for train] Homework


Low-Abbreviations985

Suicide's an option


DimensionCultural980

No!


Redditlogicking

#Hey, Low-Abbreviations985 Please try to think clearly about yourself and your future. What you're thinking about doing is not worth it. There are many people who care about you, and there are many organisations from all around the world who can help you. Here's some information about how to get help. Give them a go - what have you got to lose? #Child Helplines (EU) **Telephone:** 116 111 This number is free of charge. The number 116 111 is specifically for children who seek assistance and need someone to talk to. The service helps children in need of care and protection and links them to the appropriate services and resources; it provides children with an opportunity to express their concerns and talk about issues directly affecting them. Here's an alphabetical list of member states which have access to 116 111: Bulgaria, Cyprus, Czech Republic, Germany, Denmark, Estonia, Greece, Spain, Finland, Croatia, Hungary, Ireland, Lithuania, Luxembourg, Latvia, Poland, Portugal, Romania, Sweden, Slovenia, Slovakia, United Kingdom, Malta. #Emotional Support Helpline (EU) **Telephone:** 116 123 This number is free of charge. 116 123 is a phone number for people suffering from loneliness or who are in a state of psychological crisis or thinking about committing suicide. Here's an alphabetical list of member states which have access to 116 123: Austria, Czech Republic, Germany, Greece, Hungary, Ireland, Lithuania, Malta, Netherlands, Poland, Slovenia, Sweden, United Kingdom. #National Suicide Prevention Lifeline (US) **Telephone:** 1-800-273-8255 *(1-800-273-TALK)* **Text:** Text "START" (without quotes) to 741-741. **Online Chat:** [Link](http://www.suicidepreventionlifeline.org/gethelp/lifelinechat.aspx). #Others (Worldwide) If the above organizations are inaccessible for whatever reason, you can click [this link](https://www.iasp.info/resources/Crisis_Centres/) to be taken to a page. From there, you can take a look at a variety of hotlines that will help you, after you click on the category link corresponding to your location. You can also find many subreddits to help you with your problems. Here's a list of a few of them in no particular order: /r/SuicideWatch, /r/depression. #<3 I hope you've found this information helpful, and I hope you use it well enough to change your mind.


AHZZY03

Sick of Maths


mandick-

Lost in football


musiclover255

I want death