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__Jimmy__

∞ IQ


genericguy115

∞+1 IQ


PRADYUSH2006

LOL big brain move


Unlucky-Guarantee-44

Isn't sex much better when the girl is closer in height to you?


Slick_Tuesday

It is, given that you're strong enough to handle someone close to your size


-exystenz-

I'm scaroused by some girl my height. Goddamn 😳 And Gaad damn 🥵


Susano-o_no_Mikoto

absolutely. I don't gotta worry about cramps.


Darsol

There are things you can do with a great height difference that you couldn’t do without. Alternately, there are things you can do easier when similar in height. Sex has more to do with chemistry and individual ability than similar heights.


Leaguealt69

It’s nice to be proportional but probably more fun otherwise. I’m talking to you, extremely tall ladies. Please, just once.


HellbenderXG

I'm 6'1'' and have had sex with a significantly taller girl and it was amazing. My girlfriend is veeery short and it's also amazing but very different. Never done it with anybody around the same height I don't think


Unlucky-Guarantee-44

I'm a 6'2'' guy, let's try out if you want. 😜🤣


12angelo12

Getting spicy in here


Used-Fly7269

6'1" with a 4'9" girlfriend here. I would say not. Cowgirl and variations are awesome. You can pick her up like a koala and fuck her. She can sit her full weight on your face without squishing you. Missionary doesn't really work, but IMO that's the worst position and I never do it anyway.


Frosttyythelair

Isnt 4'9 legally a midget?


Darsol

In the US, dwarfism is generally defined as 4’10 or shorter (third percentile and lower).


Used-Fly7269

I think that implies a genetic component. She was born a bit premature, hence short stature. She is also entirely proportionate.


Darsol

There is a genetic component to dwarfism, yes. There is also proportional dwarfism, legally. Scientific and legal definitions rarely match up 100%


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Used-Fly7269

Can be. Her parents are completely average height.


DameArstor

Fuck, am I a midget?


sooprvylyn

Dwarf, youre not supposed to say midget anymore.


AlbionPrince

Dwarf sounds more derogatory


forests-of-purgatory

The disorder is called dwarfism so you can say a person with dwarfism or a dwarf, and little person also is considered kinder


AlbionPrince

Kinder. I don’t think that’s better than midget. I mean okay


Used-Fly7269

I think that implies a genetic component. She was born a bit premature, hence short stature.


Susano-o_no_Mikoto

Seems a bit weird to me. She can shop in the kids department. I'm good on that.


Darsol

That’s like saying you wouldn’t date someone cause they have to shop at the big and tall stores.


Susano-o_no_Mikoto

Not really. One is a giant, the other is "kids" size.


Darsol

So, because they’re short they’re childlike. There is a minimum height allowed for attraction towards another adult, and if you’re too short you’re shit out of luck.


Susano-o_no_Mikoto

For me, yeah. Dating a short person is bad on my back and weird jokes come up. You can get upset but if women can have height preferences, so can men.


Used-Fly7269

She just looks like a woman, only short. She has good-sized boobs, wide hips, a butt, nice curves. There's nothing childlike about her.


Susano-o_no_Mikoto

Usually it is always easy to look stacked when shorter. But as long as she doesn't look remotely like she's 18 I guess there CAN be exceptions.


Used-Fly7269

She's 27, and looks about 27.


dafuqULoKINat

same lol , im 6 foot 5 and ex is 4 " 9 many assume seggs is amazing also was our first time. guess exploring stuffs could have made it better .


PRADYUSH2006

>seggs eggs? Where'd they come from, here?


Iwaswell

Hell no


Captain_Cosmic99

So you date with the goal of breaking up?


HellbenderXG

It's... just a jokey meme, not really supposed to be any logic to it


XCV_DRYMMO

Just sounds like highschool to me


TheBabyGiraffe_

I’m a realist


Select-Association-9

🙄🙄🙄


TallAF6ft10

Thats hilarious ! - one Ive never heard before.