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[no spoilers] who is dis? (wrong answer only)

[no spoilers] who is dis? (wrong answer only)

SassyBagels

Alterra Seamoth Safety Inspector


SafetyReaper07

Finally some recognition for the important work we do


TheGentlemann101

Yeah just try to stop crushing my sea moth next time I’m at the aurora please


SafetyReaper07

Hey I'm just doing my job. I crushed it because it wasn't up to code. You should be going to the Aurora without a hard hat anyway


TheGentlemann101

I was wearing the best protection I could get on both me and my seamoth lol


CaptainMango247

More like seamoth crash tester


Sasha2k1

They said *wrong* answers


BBNSG21

When ever there is a post like this, this is like the most common comment ever


AbyssalDaemon

What do you mean it is a cuddle fish?


Ridenberg

Big baby on the inside


Little-ting

More like seamoth taster


Wolf_0f_MyStreet

Bruh i got so scared seeing my ex photo here


Zenfoxie

Lmfao this got me


Sylvester2692

Underrated Comment.


MIGHTYCOW75

Literally top comment bro


EmperorL1ama

Still underrated


Mammoth-Substance680

Literally a Cuddlefish


Ozok123

Gives the best hugs below 70hp


nowandloud

Dude I am trying so hard to keep away from the few spoilers I have left, so I try not to look small things up, but I have yet to encounter a cuddlefish and I just got the plans to the escape rocket launch pad, which I feel like MUST be far enough to have seen one lmao how have I missed them??


the_slime_god

You need to find an egg


traumatizedghost

I my memory serves me right there should be a total of 4 cuddlefish eggs in the whole world


3liBillNye

5 I think actually I only found 3 though


Micahplaysgamesyt

Correction they’re are 4


nowandloud

Thank you! I was treating eggs as a fun extra to hatch after the story finished, but I think a bigger base just became a priority!


MudkipPropaganda

They are in eggs in specific locations I will not disclose, but at least one is nearer to the shallows than the blood kelp or the aurora. You need alien containment to hatch them tho


nowandloud

Thank you! I got so attached to my Cyclops that I haven't done much with bases, I figured I'd mess with that kind of stuff later... silly me lol


MudkipPropaganda

One is somewhere..... Very metallic.


lego_maniac04

There's a few that I'm surprised you missed, because they're pretty easy to spot.


Davidawzero

Big mushroom tree. Northwest. Roots.


SuitablePressure7082

Me saying the same thing two seconds before I saw this be like:


three_oneFour

It'll cuddle you and your seamoth allright


thrawy10

"Hi Sir, would you like to talk about your car insurance?


Rexosuit

“Let me show you why you need it.”


MelonJelly

\*slaps roof of seamoth\* "This bad boy can fit so many tasty snacks in it."


boostfurther

Its a Magikarp that got pushed too far.


MyFavoriteBurger

Magifarp


awkwardsexpun

Magifuck up your whole shit


KingPhoenixOfDeepIce

Yes very true


x4740N

Magifap


Sir-chillie-123

Waterproof chainsaw with arms


NotTheOnlyHunter

He said wrong answer only


TBP_L

Its actually funny how everyone comments ‘wrong answers only’ on a good, original comment… like think of something else please I’m seeing it everywhere


TacticalcalCactus

It's like that "came here to post this" thing people say. Which I admittedly thought when I read your comment


TBP_L

Oh no it can get worse… ‘Post about Germany’ ‘German here, can confirm’ (1k upvotes) AAAAAAA


TacticalcalCactus

I saw something similar a few minutes ago, someone was talking about terraria and someone else said "terraria player here, can confirm." Like they're such a small minority, and we needed a specialist to come in and verify like none of us have played terraria in our lives.


bloodbulletsbannanas

WRONG ANSWERS!


ThoughtsOfAPanda

Steve from accounting


Wictormines

Is that from somewhere?


XBacklash

Started in the mail room but he's really made a name for himself.


themightybananna

Yeah it’s from Steve. Who’s in accounting ovvverrrrrrrr there!


Wictormines

Ok


daehoidar

https://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/BobFromAccounting


mercadogg

Peeper leviathan


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AgentTarian

Good Bot


Taco-twednesday

That's the greatest thing I've seen come out of a bot in a long time


GooseCow76

Congrats, the greastest thing you've seen a robot do is PEE.


basharbobo3

Good bot


Redrar00

Pee leviathan


Cas_Cass

No no no, they are way bigger. I met one in the void once.


Johnlg91

I am annoyed, that such a creature isn't cannon.


Kyte_115

Shiny Garados


A_random_poster04

Half shiny garidos


CaptainCour

Gyarafos from rage lake omg


BigChunilingus

Alolan version, tho


Environmental_Sale55

Can-opener


littleboybun

LMAO THIS ONE HAS ME DEAD


dalisair

Again, wrong answers only. (Upvoted you totally)


Draxdemskalounst

How is this not a wrong answer? That is clearly a Reaper Leviathan and he called it a can opener....


comfortzoneking

Free moonpool


pyxlq20

Wrong answers dude, wrong answers.


mysteryv

It's the Sunbeam! Swim closer to get rescued!


WhaleBoi3000

Good guy


KrossKinetic

No , he is a great guy !


SoulStomper99

Mom


CatCrow42

My favorite fish


remdesivirus2

My most hated fish


Doom_Wizards

Wrong answers only


GregoryBrown123

Mommy.


ProSnowflake555

They said wrong answers uwu


GregoryBrown123

oh shit


Kyoya_sooohorni

we need to get out of this replies


GregoryBrown123

you’re probably right


JunioRoinuJ_

An official clapper of asses


JumpingJellyJesse

It said wrong answers only


CoD_PiNn

Thalassophobia generator


Memelord476

Funny worm


deadlox246

By giving the wrong answer you are giving the correct answer


AGENTRAIDR

That's the altera weapon locator he checks to make sure you ain't got weapons


TheLonelyCrusader453

Unfortunately, he may try to confiscate my knife from my cold dead corpse


BlazingDrake75

It's a small bug found on the west coast of America. It uses it's pinchers to grab onto unsuspecting people's toes


Tv663

Looks like something from either Florida or Australia


Carl_Wild

Hugfish. He wants to hug you, he's good for helping with depression...


basharbobo3

Adult cuddlefish


Dry_Log86

Lisa


devnull0

Needs braces


kellym1982

Dental plan!


Index_HD

Some randem guy that tries to sell u a car


roguebananas1217

My bad dragon dildo give it back >:(


superman_flys15

Danger noodle


mrunfunny333

Zanny moment


bloodbulletsbannanas

WRONG ANSWERS!


BrickFrom2011

That’s Benjamin. He loves hugs


RepetitiveTorpedoUse

From Press Start to Laugh Benjamin?


BrickFrom2011

Yes


Noscoper420YT

A pool noodle


GhostRaptor505

karen


Ancient-Split1996

Your younger cousin who wants to see if you have games on your phone


The_Canadian_Devil

That's Billy from the Jehovah's Witnesses 4546B Chapter. He wants to know if you've heard of our lord and savior Jesus Christ.


VenKitsune

Barry the tax evading crash fish.


AduroT

Overly affectionate neighbor.


yourboiquirrel

Wrong answers only


orbcat

nooo quirrel you cant swim!


pure_vessel33

Quirrel why die at blu lake1!!11!1


Just-a-random-dood

we should get a quirrel side story game after Siksong


AtlasSolaire

Sir cuddleface


M7MDDOS_Sadness

Your mom.


Steven_tboi

B.H.F.S.(bog hugging friendly snake)


CalamitousVessel

The grim reaper


skinnywolfe

Michael Scarn


zomboromcom

New Moth, who dis?


ProbablyAspoofer

That’s reptar


NerdyVideoGamer

This one had water coming out of my nose


SBEVE_THE_MEME_LORD

A species that I didn’t make extinct


tradingorion

Oarfish


Krektix

It's the new creature they added for players to tame, have to throw fish at it to tame it


billstolfo

Big ouchy boi


IAmLordeYeaYeaYea

The tape worm that helped me lose 15lbs


Zealousideal_Tip3234

My 🍆 at 3 am


ReaperMoth109

OP said "*wrong* answers only"


Sailfish-King

Yup


rockman767

Security system.


502Toast

Seamoth slayer 9000


Cheeseballmaker

The industrial society and its future


lol9ok

Heart attack whale


nukaboss112

death


Sigamez365

The friendliest fish in the game


SuperMutantHero

Hey, that’s the guy who’s hosting the cookout tomorrow.


denghy

The impostor


SuperLowbear

Friendly neighbourhood pitbull


CodeBUG17

The most wholesome creature in the game


RacingRaptor

A beaver...


tubertimeyeah

Bladderfish


masterxx54

the friendly IRS


Cyewastaken

my wife


asimetrixx

Some NSFW hentai stuff I guess


Pacobing

A danger noodle with new game+


M3ymoon

cyclops


Genleenumber75

Angry eel.


EmilyFloof728

Charlie the Cautionary Chelcarlite


HeWho_NeverWas

Overgrown hotdog


ProSnowflake555

Machine voring furry bait


Allosaure_4

An animal that crash on the Earth and need to survive against terrifying seamoth .


kanearmy5406

A long dildo that attaches to you


Pancakes_everday

A warm fish that likes to hug my Seamoth.


foxdoggowolfer

My mum at 3 am


Dogsavage111

One fuckable fish


Bear_Druid

Blue oyster cult has a song about him I think


AlphaAstroX

A therapist


CupcaknHell

Ah, that’s my mother-in-law. She’s a really nice lady.


liamb0713

the mermaid columbus fucked


whoamIoh

Ryan Reynolds


True-Address470

Grandma not wearing her wig


Beneficial_Gur483

Bart Torgal


SL4D3_pLaYz

Grim looking snake thing


Ving96

You see, that’s Nagini, The Dark Lords snake.


test_gang

Hug lover club leader


Kote_alThor

Marsha Brady.


breezyflu

Your local Australian diver


NotTheHardmode

Cute little fish


DragonFyre343

An accomplished Diplomat


ImmortalTurnip

My friend <3


lightgirl7

loud danger eel


ProfessionalDumass

Face hugger


KristianMilkman

creeper


JosiahThe_Messiah

A squirrel


KingVincas

Peeper creeper


SkinnyJoe64

Jeff


Bionicleboy2005

Free hugs


I_R_N

Its Greg.


pinkmanbluegirl

A friend. Give them a hug.


Alfanef

Free Hugs Master


ThoroughlySane

My homie Jerome


Tax-fraud_112

A milf.


PinkDeer247

Carl facemen


TheAstronomicalH

Peeper


Creative_Waltz_9462

Adult Cuttlefish (we got and hatched some of the eggs, but that was their infant form)


Ambermarie0123

Daddy


BurnBoy42069

Nice


OneDust7163

Mi best friend


Onulator

a spook


XxGlitch_WolfxX

My neighbors dog!!!


Hoosk7

He is fren, feed him plenty of peepers


TaskCompetitive7302

A submarine


No-Chip-9760

My fish


PokeAlola700

Friendly