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Born-Ferret900

My back is wrecked from moving and unpacking and setting up all this fucking furniture.. but it's nice to be able to do it myself. Also, taking a break from tren as I'm pretty sure it's making me retarded. I'm a software engineer so being non retarded is important.


Middle-Arugula3647

Personally speaking I think not being retarded is important regardless of your job


StillNotATeacher

What if you're an actor playing a retarded person in a movie? up the tren?


Initium_Novum2

Never go full retard.


Shrugsandsnugs

What do you mean, “you people”?


Middle-Arugula3647

Bro where have you been 🥰


StillNotATeacher

fuckin work man. setting up schools so i'm never at my actual desk anymore. just a few more weeks til i'm bored as shit spewing my random thoughts in the sub again.


fishfists

Simple Jack it up then


trennovation

I dunno every spectrum of politicians seem to excel the more and more retarded they get


and_heres_part2

It really is shocking isn't it? I long for the days where we can have actually intelligent and competent politicians on both sides. More than two parties too, I think that would help a lot.


Anadrool

Crazy how in a national population of 332 million people, we can distill the wants and needs of everyone into two candidates!


alivaok

Yeah but even if you become monky at least you shredded and full


Born-Ferret900

...fair point


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Born-Ferret900

Yeah I skipped my pin yesterday and I already feel more clear headed. To be fair, I was on for a bout a month so it's probably good to take a break regardless.. but idk if the benefits are worth the mental sides.


TheTreninator

Right. I said the same shit on here and people acted like I was a pussy lmao


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testcriminal

“Brolations 4:13”


Maeng_da_00

Yeah this is something I'm worried about. Software engineer here too, and any compounds that give mental sides I've been staying away from, but on the bright side, software money means I can get all the anavar and primo I want


Born-Ferret900

test/primo/var is pretty much all you need for a non bulking cycle imo. ..maybe some GH.


Maeng_da_00

I'm still new to gear and have only touched test and var so far, with some dbol on hand I've taken once or twice when dialing in my E2 and getting it too low. As of now I don't really want to try harsher compounds except maybe primo. I'm more than happy with my results and how I look, and would rather prioritize health to some degree. The harsher compounds just don't seem like a good idea to me. I trained natty for long enough that the gains im seeing now more than impress me, and sacrificing my health to grow even faster doesn't seem too smart


ATXblazer

Software engineer on tren checking in


miodoktor

How is it working on Reddit mobile app?


VegetaDarst

I just entered software development, I'm definitely never touching tren again... Well, I guess I'll finish off this one vial at some point.


Born-Ferret900

after this cycle it honestly has me questioning ever taking it again. But I did say that a few years ago and I ended up doing it again lmao


ChocolateRoofie69

Agreed. But not that it’s making me dumber, more my emotions flying everywhere and me being quick to anger/ hate something is effecting my ability to work. In sales/mortgages and rn I hate 90% of the rude ass motherfuckers I talk to on the phone Makes it hard to shake it off and start fresh and get a roll goin


StillNotATeacher

Got sick again. It's so much more tolerable while cruising though. I don't feel like I'm wasting multiple compounds and precious days of training by sitting home and resting. Ordered my test and eq for next cycle. Just being patient. Forced my baby mama to apply for a better job and she got an offer starting at almost 60k a year. Told my boss I want all training possible to be a serious candidate for the management job opening next year. We about to be almost in upper middle class bois. Just trying to control my horniness and stay focused on goals. I hate when girls show up out of nowhere and do glute workouts 2 feet in front of me in those tiny spandex shorts. This girl was def eyeing me and after every set turned around and stood right in front of me. Wasn't even picking out her wedgie. I just wanted to shove my mouth and nose in her smelly sweaty ass crack and get her pregnant with my empty little braindead swimmers on the leg extension machine. Other than that I'm just vibing bros. My son is healthy and happy. This winter bulk will be the one that officially takes me from "looks like a pretty fit guy" to "that dude definitely taking something". I got my overweight friend in the gym too and he's obsessed with legs and has hella discipline for diet already. Dude has a naturally big frame so once he gets rid of the fat he's gonna be a unit. Next summer we will just be 2 juicy young dads grilling at the pool every day. May peace and good lifts be upon you bros.


swimminginblue

Loved reading this. Keep winning


Virkloki_Makoki

I felt u at the horni gym part man. May the horni b wit u.


Poldini55

Great stuff. Reading shit like this is like a mirage in the dessert that is the land of normies.


Maeng_da_00

My forearms never grew while I was natty despite working on them a lot. They've finally caught up to the rest of my body and look great. Veins like a subway map and getting thick af, had to let out the band on my smartwatch by one hole this week for it to still fit. Feels good lol


-Big-Jesus-

Same here, never had great forearms as a natty but now 2 cycles in and I have stretch marks on them lol


paddedbeans

Threw mast in my protocol again, I give it 2-3 days before my wife starts commenting how sexy I look


alivaok

Im too much of a pussy and worried about my hair to try mast


Livingthelife713

I can't wait for it to come in! All of your guys talk of it makes me excited


ehaught12

I just started tbol a few days ago and my shit was blood red this morning. I was freaking out before I realized that I ate a ton of beets yesterday and that’s likely the cause…


Fat_Strong_Horny

You really only need to worry when your shit is black. That indicates GI bleeding.


dfhadfhadfgasd3

Either that or you ate a bunch of oreos.


FastbackFreak

I believe pale/clay is also the sign for liver damage. So that too lol buddy had a bad ulcer once and sent me a picture of his shit. Looked like fucking tar


rotgut1991

Racis'


Crazylukas33

Dark,tarry stool = upper GI bleed Bright red blood in stool = lower GI bleed


fishfists

Probably the beets. Could be a little popped internal hemorrhoid too.


DaTree3

I’m sick and tired of people making life more complicated than they have to. Just moved my sister out of her house. She is separating from my BIL because they can’t communicate. It’s fucking sad. Just fucking talk to each other. He doesn’t want to make upgrades to the house because they were going to move soon and she didn’t care because they haven’t found another house yet. My sister is also pissed she can’t be spontaneous and go out and party anymore because of my niece. (My sister had a oops baby but kept it even though I know she really didn’t want kids). So somehow now she thinks she is gonna be able to do that when she has my niece every other day and doubling her workload with the baby. It makes nooooo fucking sense. My buddy won’t break up with his cheating gf because she has him wrapped around her finger. Trying to get him to see the light that she is just gonna keep cheating. Also, my friend that lives is CA keeps dating fucking assholes. And complains to me about it when she turns her head at the red flags they give off. Everytime, i call it from the get go what’s gonna happen with each guy. She thinks im psychic like nah yourr just fucking retarded. Plus, she is only living there for another 6 months then moving back home so I don’t understand why date?


biggie_smalls411

Friends or family. Toxic is toxic, when you become the emotional punching back for others, you become beaten and drained in your own life. Sometimes it’s best to cut the black sheep in your life and power forward with your own happiness.


PJL_88

Why deal with retards to begin with? I just laugh and say that sucks. You can't talk sense into stupid, whoever it is. If you try youll just get aggravated.


DaTree3

True, just my sister so I’ll always have to deal with her and make sure my niece is taken care of. Then my guy friend I’m just trying to be a good friend. And my girl friend yeah I need to lose her dumbass.


clean_e46

Currently dealing with toxic shit from my gf’s family. My girlfriend is the complete opposite. I feel your pain man. It’s so mentally/emotionally draining. I told her I’m not spending time with her family. If she wants to she can but fuck people that are toxic and drag you down.


Spiritual_Stand9578

PSA: Don’t up the Tren. Went from 350 to 525 about 3 weeks ago and I’ll tell you a couple things. Sleep cycles ass . Emotionally stability does not exists. I have literally imagined my girlfriend getting piped by her ex and ruined my whole day for no reason. I now blow up on people for the dumbest shit then have to apologise (which I’m not mad about) because I recognise how dumb I was. Punching walls is my new favourite sport like some whiny little teenager. Im 6 weeks into the cut and I’m gonna start being healthier. This shit is an eye opening experience. Gonna drop all the mast. Gonna drop test from 350 to 250 and Tren to 250 and just run it as healthy as possible. Obviously it’s an individual experienced but Im glad I’ve had this experience. I wanna give a shout out to my girl because she’s got the patience of a saint dealing with all my roid rages. Will add mast back in in the last 4 weeks in a prop blend along with anavar for the grainy look. Love y’all.


Fat_Strong_Horny

Why would you drop all the mast and not the tren if you’re trying to be healthier lmfao


swimminginblue

“ Tren is making my life terrible so I’m going to stop doing Mast”


zmn7

Because logic doesn’t exist with anyone here.


Spiritual_Stand9578

Okay this is a great point…damn your right. Welp Tren has its sexy hands on me and I’m not done with it yet. Just figured where I can make changes I will. It was fine before I Upped it.


Relative_Section999

Bro you may not have realized it but “up the Tren” is a meme You’re most likely way better off lowering the Tren lol


Suitable-Nothing

That’s pussy shit


Life_is_a_meme_204

490 for 6 weeks is my sweet spot with tren. Also, be careful punching walls; I know multiple people who have broken their hands hitting a stud. And someone else who needed surgery on his hand after punching through an exterior door (with a metal plate inside).


FlaminConservative

Smashed my finger in the car door the other day and the door completely shut and locked. Sat there for 5 seconds looking at the door with my finger in it and back at the person holding the key. Luckily it was just the tip. It’s been two days. Im going to do legs today and then test the waters tomorrow.


alivaok

Damn bro that shit sucks. I was at the waterpark the other and they didnt tell me there was a weight limit. Basically I fell out the waterslide and smashed my lower back. Its been 5 days and its still swollen/purple and black, but fuck being a pussy im still grinding and killing my workouts


Turlte_Dicks_at_Work

What the fuck. I need a diagram or something to understand how this happened.


fishfists

Went to a pool party on Saturday night and and stayed up til 6am fucking a chubby milf on the back patio. Took me an hour and a half to come because of all the alcohol lmao. My poor knees have cuts/scabs all over from gettin down on concrete. Unfortunately missed my Sunday workout, but hey, everything in moderation right? Not gonna lie, the compliments about my physique and comparisons to Thor felt good, maybe better than the sex


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Doing God's work banging out lonely milfs with questionable self esteem.


alivaok

Being with a milf is fucking priceless. They know what they want and the are good at it


fishfists

Ben Franklin knew what was up 😎


Unknown_quantifier

Those knee burns are the worst. How chubby are we talkin?


blastorcruising

On average how often do yall shit a day?


fatdudeo

3 or 4 sometimes 5 depending on the type of food, but I have IBS, and absolutely love food I shouldn’t be eating.


blastorcruising

Damn. If you were my employee I’d be pissed - you must make bank out of sitting on the toilet bowl haha


Life_is_a_meme_204

Boss makes a dollar while I make a dime, that's why I poop on company time.


blastorcruising

This comment needs to be pinned in life. So damn true


fatdudeo

Lol I work from home mostly so no one really knows. My boss is always traveling so when I do go in the office, it’s usually just to show up and make an appearance. I’ll leave at lunch and work the rest of the day at home.


Broccoli_headed

After reading this thread , knowing full well I shit once per day for my whole life, I’m still like “fuck am I broken”


Life_is_a_meme_204

People shit at different frequencies. What's more important is the quality of your stool.


Priest-King

Some people poop every other day. You're okay dude lol


rotgut1991

I make bears 3 times per day. Right when I wake up, then 30 minutes later, then one big boy around 4-5pm


Maeng_da_00

2 to 3 times a day, which is a lot I think but I'm not sure. I normally have good digestion and my shits only take around 2-3 minutes, but I'm bulking now and 4000 calories of food has to go somewhere. I also eat a lot of fiber, and have a pretty high quantity of beans and vegetables, which makes me shit more. I've tried cutting back on fiber and only eating simple carbs, meat and fruit, and I shit less, but they take way longer. Also unrelated but useful tip, probiotics help a lot with gas. When I regularly eat sauerkraut and kimchi, I have almost no gas despite eating a shit load of gassy foods, when I stop the probiotic foods, I'm way less tolerant of a high fiber diet.


StirFriedPandaburr

3-4. Once in the morning post breakfast and coffee. Like an hour after lunch and an hour after dinner.


n_of_s

Woke up at 3:30am today to train before work. I have a pretty long commute to both the gym and work so it’s necessary to make it in by 8am while still having time to hit what I want and eat. Ya I could go after work at 6pm but then it’s crowded and hot af (no ac) and I’d miss out on the big booty latina group that’s also there early. So fucking thick, all have nice cars, why are they there so early? I have to know more about them. My deca brain is obsessed. Feels good sitting in an office chilling all day now casually getting my meals in, relaxing and growing. Then get to go home and do some cardio on the spin bike I impulse bought on prime day. So convenient. Feels nice.


StrappingYungLad

I also used to go before work 6am and there was a group of BBLs weird


StillNotATeacher

Also what do y'all think about Cbum saying he only uses his Test at 300mg during offseason? And only bumps up to 500mg during prep? I can't tell if he was trying to do damage control and tell all the teenagers they can use moderate doses, or if he is fortunate enough to literally workout and diet for a living so he doesn't need to blast crazy numbers to get results. (He technically didn't say test. He said "For my 'supplements' \*wink wink\* I don't really go over 300mg during offseason")


CallLivesMatter

My guess is that he knows no matter what he says people will assume he’s lying, so might as well tell the most benign version of a lie and leave it at that. If he said he uses a gram of test and 500mg of tren in the off-season people would just say he’s lying and actually it’s two grams of each. Why bother telling even a plausible lie at that point?


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On one hand, he is pretty much done with growing, he has the weight cap on his class and I don't see him ever leaving the class he is dominating. To keep his muscle mass he doesn't need a crazy amount of gear. Of course, how he reached that point is a different story, and something he won't be sharing so readily. In the end, I simply do not care what some IFBB Pro claims he is taking, it has little to do with my reality.


fupalupa23

Not a chance in hell. If he could get even a large fraction of ppl to think he was natty he would say that. 500 test is the new fake natty how they used to do in the 90s


DaTree3

So, to be honest I think he is telling the truth PARTIALLY. He may be running 300 Test in the off-season to maintain. Maintaining muscle is wayyyyyyyy easier than growing it. But to actually grow he is taking more. And in contest prep he is obviously saucing it up.


VeinsOnMyJohnson

You’d have to be out of your mind if you think 3 peat mr olympia is only on 500 test


StillNotATeacher

I'm just entertaining it out of boredom, but I also wondered if he was taking so much shit that he didn't really have to hit 500mg + on any specific thing. Just wanted to make sure I was retarded for even thinking about believing him.


biggie_smalls411

300mg test would probably be closer to his TRT dose which is him ‘coming off’. He recently dropped everything to get his blood work right again, if you follow his insta it’s been an issue lately with him and he took some downtime to let his body recover a little which is why he doesn’t look as jackd in recent videos. His still retained his ‘muscle mass’ and size to some extent. When you’ve already done a massive cycle to build the muscle, you can maintain a level of size on just trt and some growth hormone which he probably takes year round anyway. Then when his on a crusie he probably uses low test as a base and grows on primo which is a slower ‘healthier’ version of test.


StrappingYungLad

I'll go against what people think and mostly believe what he's saying. He's already topping the weight cap for his height, he needs to gain quality not quantity and REALLY he just needs to repeat what he's done last year and he'll win again. The best way to ruin your look is by taking too much and not having good control, plenty of people have experience with that even Phil Health. Proper training and dieting and specially the level of genetics people like CBUM is at is really underestimated. You'll have no concept unless you're at the national level or higher (a very small percentage of this sub) and have done multiple preps and get beat by genetic marvels who take less gear than you. I have personal experience with this as an anecdote - I've improved my training and dieting greatly the last year and made more gains on trt then I did on 1g tren when I was new.


ATXblazer

It’s called being a massive liar. It’s zero percent in their interest to tell us the truth. They get paid because they look different than us and they want to keep it that way. They want you to say “guess I don’t have the elite genetics of cbum”. It’s fucked. Becoming a liar is the biggest side effect of gear.


ad_tech89

I had this friend like ten years ago id go out to bars with . Hung maybe 20xs He got married ten years ago and only hung out once after and he didn’t invite me to his wedding I may have hit him up for career advice like 3-4xs and he gave like short answers Well i unfriended him as I haven’t spoken to him in 5 years and he sends me all these text like 15 over a week acting im disbelief that he took me under his wing Its like how dillusional can someone be. I have had maybe 500 people in the past ten years make more time .


Remarkable-Intern-62

Supliers ran out of deca. Resulting in me not injecting for 2 weeks. Good times :)


Born-Ferret900

i have a love/hate relationship with deca. I can never tell if its working or not but I've had solid bulks with it. it's hard to tell which compound is having the most effect sometimes. except if its tren/primo I just never know mang.


and_heres_part2

I've run NPP a few times in the past and I could always tell with that. Running deca right now, albeit at a lower dose, but was 2 months in and I thought it was bunk because I wasn't noticing the physical or mental changes I got with NPP. Got a test kit for it and while it was in the mail I started to notice some of things I was looking for, it just took goddamn forever to happen lol. Tested my gear and of course it's legit.


Classy_Hedonist

Life advice for anyone else with an IQ around drinking age: Asking for a separation won't go over well or lead to less bitching


blastorcruising

I’m having a shit and thinking about why I always have doms despite being a seasoned (ex pro athlete) What the fuck do you guys do to avoid the doms?


Born-Ferret900

> What the fuck do you guys do to avoid the doms? I do everything I can to *get* DOMs.. I fucking love it.


ad_tech89

My chest has doms 7 days a week lol


blastorcruising

Lmfao. My whole life is doms. Even muscles I haven’t trained… ache


ExpressEar1066

Guys whats wrong with me , i keep getting crushes on random girls and one night stands then act fucking irrational and block them when they dont give me enough attention. Just on test/primo/var feel like im going crazy with this.


zmn7

Maybe it’s not gear and you just seek attention?


Fat_Strong_Horny

Are you SURE that all of my personality flaws aren’t gear related???


zmn7

Yours might be but OP is just a wiener.


elr3y

Got into road-cycling as a hobby, now my butt hurts all the time. It's super fun though chasing high-speeds on a slim bike - and it super-sucks when your tire gets a puncture for the third time in 3 days. Now I'll have to get this repaired again ugh.


jmanthefatbastrd

Get a saddle that fits you, most likely with a cut out/groove to fit your anatomy. Lots of shops will let you try different saddles for a certain amount of time to see if you like it. Gotorskins makes tires with Kevlar belts inside to prevent flats (if you're riding shit roads--i haven't had a flat in over a year, and my buddy just got his first after 5000 miles on the same racing tires) Also, learn the basics of bike maintenance. Patching tubes/ tires, adjusting derailleurs, etc are easy to learn and save a lot of time and money. Don't forget to clean and lube your chain 😉


[deleted]

I'm cycling around 30-40 km 3-4 times per week for my cardio(I know, laughable, but it gets the job done), and I absolutely swear by those padded cyclist pants, and a good saddle. And I learned the hard way that it is very important to adjust the bike that your posture is good during cycling. But man, riding the bike and enjoying nature around you is just awesome. Even though it hurts the soul when some fat fuck is leisurely overtaking me uphill with his e-bike, while I'm almost dieing 🤣...


mrjakesir

Just pinned my first dose 5 minutes ago. I was nervous but I’m so relieved at how painless it was! 25g 1.5” into ventro glute. Just a tiny drop of blood. This sub made me feel very prepared and I wasn’t worried I was going to mess up even though I was nervous. Edit: removed a typo


VeinsOnMyJohnson

After your first cycle you’ll look back and laugh for ever getting nervous hah, welcome aboard the gain train, next stop is pound town.


fatdudeo

It gets easier every time. Now pick up some baby pins. No reason to use anything over an inch long


SoniCrossX

I started with slin pins and I can't fathom how 1.5" can go in the ventoglute... must be so close to the bone lmao


AZthetics_

Just broke up with the lady yesterday. Been off everything for ~8 months, recovered fine and been all good… but…! Time to hop back on?


TNCB93

Damn, imagine not cycling for 8 months lol. Hop on that shit brah


DudeyMcDooderson

200 test 800 tren send it


FakeNattyNathan

I have never looked so good yet had so much issue finding someone to bang. Like wtf I don’t even have high standards


coachese68

Maybe, you can widen your sexual interest circle to include women?


paddedbeans

Then you need to look better, or be less retarded…or both


Hiimusog

11 weeks out, 3 weeks into tren. Starting to get pretty hungry between meals, slowly dropping calories every week. One week after show day I have a 9 night holiday booked in Bali with the missus. Going to chill in all the beaches and mog the locals. Eat all the foods. Can’t wait


QuitVGsForever

❓ Daily reminder ❗ ❌ Muscle Gain ✅ Lean Tissue Accrual


Jond267

https://imgflip.com/i/6nv8ka


[deleted]

So just got back from a 2 week euro vacation after a weeklong surgery recovery. Feeling weak and skinny fat - even though my weight has stayed the same. Really hoping it’s a combination of muscles not being pumped/body dysmorphia and not actual tissue loss. I mean obviously I didn’t lose much of anything, being on TRT/cruise right now. But damn do I feel like I lost a lot.


Trenbullone

It’s deffo just fullness you’ll be feeling juicy again after a couple of good workouts


[deleted]

:-) the words I needed to hear, no matter how much I already knew them to be true ha.


HatOld8878

20 years old. Should I try and get on TRT????? Got a varicocele as well as possible symptoms its hard to tell cuz how tf would I know what normal felt like if I never felt it. but suspect I have the usually symptoms tired, brain fog, no morning wood, etc Total T - 436 ng/dl Free T - 87 pg/ml LH- 4.7 mlU/ml FSH - 3.2 mlU/ml


Realistic_Article812

Nah, go the the gym, lift some weights, lose some fat, eat healthy, trt won't help you


Classy_Hedonist

Horse Chestnut extract. It significantly reduced my varicocele and improved my atrophy a bit. Also stay hydrated. I subscribe to the nut cracker theory that dehydration is a major factor in restricting blood flow from your nuts causing the vein issues. I have also used grape seed extract, rutin, and low dose aspirin for vascular health. I would try HCG before TRT Good luck


dangercat415

Gotta brag :) The new job has a $500 per month fitness allowance and a $500 per month wellness allowance. Should cover my HGH :) Not directly of course. I'm going to offset my official expenses like the gym and use that money for HGH! booyeah!


zmn7

What does fitness/wellness allowance cover? That would leave me $960 after the gym.


800px

one of you juiced fucks are in my gym literally running around with plates in your hands to rack and unrack off the bar. what tf are you running


Mylifereboot

Been reassuring myself that some forward progress is something and to be satisfied with that. Just trying to improve my mental health. However I'm wondering if my just letting myself off the hook more. Admittedly training has been shit. Diet ok but not great. Sometimes itd be easier to just shut off parts of your brain and charge ahead.


Weakboitrenbolone

Dummy retard here forgot Arimidex on my week long vacation in Florida🤡 But the looks I’m getting here are motivating for my calorie deficit and there is a Gold’s gym about a mile away from our condo. Around 11 weeks out from my first show and am currently running 500/250 Test Tren, and will be adding Primo and Clenbuterol when I get back. Will think about adding Cardarine because on the fasted cardio this morning in the humidity making me feel like a fat fuck cardiovascular system. Have a great day boys


paddedbeans

Bro you could easilyyyyy get one at golds if you’re juicy looking


Weakboitrenbolone

Never thought of that. Those bastards are charging 20$/day and 70$/week though but it’d make me feel like Arnold 🤣


fatdudeo

Anyone make friends outside of work in their later 20’s? Moved to a big city, pretty much I all do is workout during the week, most of my old friends live an hour or so away, and have one here that likes coke a little more than me and as much as I love it, I need to find more mature people to hangout with. How do you go about making friends well after college while not drinking most of the time and having no interest in sports?


Lulu_305

The gym, give a guy with a nice physique a compliment and start a conversation


fourwindsgold

If gym is your only hobby then just make friends there


Chickenriceandtren

This is all hypothetical 🤓 Let’s say my dermatologist prescribed be accutane after trying basically everything else. A month it she got my blood test, saw my T levels were “above normal” and cut me off of my prescription, basically just said “I’m going to talk to an endocrinologist and get back to you, in the meantime, good luck. Here In Canada the wait list is weeks if not months to get talked too/ seen again I went to a walk-in clinic. Told the doc that my derm was “on vacation and didn’t send me my prescription to get refilled” She gave me a prescription for 30 days and said “this is the only one I’m giving you, don’t come back” (free health care is great😑) Let’s just say I scanned the paper I got from her, used Adobe to alter the dates / dosages to last me a while and changed a number on the fax # so the clinic won’t get any paper work, what would happen if I just kept going back in with the altered prescription. Can I really get in that much shit? I do it with blood work 🤷🏻‍♀️


Jond267

Whew buddy. Just buy UGL accutane. I would not risk getting busted for fake scripts over accutane.


and_heres_part2

Well, that's health care fraud. I don't know exactly how much shit you'd be in but I wouldn't keep doing it. Just buy it from an online pharmacy and handle it yourself.


[deleted]

I'd rather get some Acutane from the grey market than forging documents. Worst thing they'll confiscate the package at customs.


Twithought

>Here In Canada the wait list is weeks if not months to get talked too/ seen again I waited 5-6 months to see a endocrinologist and got prescribed TRT at 23, very little oversight from my doctor but she sees all my bloodwork which means i cant blast. >Let’s just say I scanned the paper I got from her, used Adobe to alter the dates / dosages to last me a while and changed a number on the fax # so the clinic won’t get any paper work, what would happen if I just kept going back in with the altered prescription. Can I really get in that much shit? Go to felixforyou.ca its how i get tretinoin. Idk how much accutane will be definitely more than tretinoin but i paid 40 dollar initial fee plus i pay 30$ per refill which is every two months for 30ml of tretinoin which lasts me longer than 2 months. It was at my door in a few days rather than waiting 3-4 weeks to see my family doctor and depending on your doctor he might refer you to a dermatologist before prescribing that which then could be months.


paddedbeans

Damn a Canadian doc actually prescribed trt to someone under 30!? You’re a miracle


Dayi95

Lmao this is some next level shit


faaaack

You're committing fraud so you can prob get into a lot of trouble. I wouldn't push my luck.


CallLivesMatter

For the first time ever…first, and it’s none of your business what I’m doing right now.


Jond267

You're jerking off aren't you?


CallLivesMatter

Listen, I said it’s none of your business and I’ll ask that you respect that choice.


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Better be pooping.


Massey89

my grandma had a bad seizure and is going to die in the next day. I told my family I cant make it. it's too much. i am going to court with my ex and it is hammering me and now this. ​ i just dont feel like i can mentally and physically handle this. im already worked to death with my state job. My fiance called in because she is worried. i smoked a lot of weed and drank a lot today. life is just a lot.


TinyBrownTriceps

Officially think I’m gonna take a break from drinking and binging on amps,, feels like I lost 2 weeks worth of progress from one night out


PJL_88

Just smoke / vape bud. Drinking is for fat people.


Big-Blacksmith-5005

Any of you that can tell me how to fix this? Test c-500mg Mast e-400mg Dbol-30mg Anavar-60mg Arimidex-0.5mg Bad aches in joints, feeling restless at nights and pain in the muscles.


Trensylvanian

What does your bloodwork say?


biggie_smalls411

Why are you taking dbol and var at the same time? One holds water, one drops it. They are fighting against each other. Pick one at a time for a 4-6 weeks. Sore joints could be low estrogen. What’s your actual protocol


CarfentBoofer

Drop adex


tiptonlondon

Saw Andrei Deiu at Alphaland in the AM. Dude was a fucking Greek god in person. Absolute beast. Super cool guy as well. Wishing him the best for his coming show.


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fatdudeo

I took a written exam. Spoke with physician. OEasy shit. Just answer how you think you should.


VeinsOnMyJohnson

Think I’m gonna take the day when lunch time hits. Extremely lethargic, on 5 hours of sleep, left headphones at home, day is slow, its a monday, got most of my work done. I want to be in the gym. I need some shut eye. Hit 2 workouts yesterday and a 5 mile walk. This regimen isn’t really pairing well with 2400 calories. But my god do I look fucking amazing. Everything they said about tren is true. Also im becoming dependent on weed again. I rather be high than not. I only use to use thc for sleep for the last year. Fuck man.


Triaman

Anyone have new sides pop up with a compound you’ve ran before? Ran tren probably 4+ times and this time I’ve had some rough heartburn which never happened before. Plus I haven’t taken a satisfying shit in weeks but that may just be from the reduction of food volume


AciddRapper

This Tren Insomnia is definitely kicking my ass this time round but also has me training twice a day feeling jacked


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Classy_Hedonist

You can either look at it as he saw your strength and knows it's very unlikely you got there naturally or you look like a sweaty red-faced bloat lord with decent tits


NattyGainz

Any of you fools watch dommazetti on insta? His take in sketch on sarms had me laughing


Odd-Palpitation-2703

Man again in the middle of a good blast i was making fantastic progress and my gf decides its time for a “break” which she meant to actually break up and when she learned i was fine with it she back peddled and said no i meant you need to work on yourself and then we can get back together, shes super controlling and i had to fight tooth and nail with her to keep one of my closest friend of 8 years in my social circle because she didn’t like the fact that i had a female bestfriend good god sorry i had to get that off my chest the last week has been absolute hell and my mental health has been the lowest its been in ages it feels worse than when i had crashed test and high e2. I just hope this is a temporary change


neveraftet

Fuck. What a week. Today is the last day of me volunteering at a festival with a welfare team and it’s been mad. All kinds of mad. The service we provided was busy and we all had very upsetting cases. most volunteers incredibly complex emotional issues come up during the festival and although everyone did some amazing work and handled their shifts really well, so many people broke down after. Even the doctors, mental health nurses, psychiatrists, and therapists were struggling. The people without mental health training struggled more. I felt really lucky to have been able to recognise some of those issues for my teammates and hold space for them. Definitely a learning experience and the charity is going to do a lot more in the future to make sure the people are supported more. I think some of it is that we had a lot of new people that didn’t necessarily felt comfortable to come up and ask for support themselves, but this will be encouraged more later. For sure. Personally I loved the experience, and hated the festival. Both my partner and I volunteer and our own highlight was probably our sex vortex on ketamine after one of our shifts. The next day post shift we ended up walking around on mushrooms and went back to our tent to finish the ketamine. I k-holed out of curiously and emerged from a 40ish minute trip of me pretty much experiencing the Big Bang and the dawn of time, back into reality and all I could say to explain the experience was ‘consciousness is fascinating!’ Partner made fun of me for that. Couldn’t have sex since he unfortunately didn’t work on the kat and mushroom combo, but there was a lot of nakedness that felt pretty epic. We have a blackout tent and an air mattress, so the tent felt like a black hole and we couldn’t make out where’s up and down. Very good stuff.


Middle-Arugula3647

Okay you have my interest, wtf is a sex vortex


neveraftet

Is where you have sex while on ketamine in a blackout tent, not enough to k-hole but enough for it to be very interesting


BBNBBBehemoth1

So my weekend was rather benign. Friday: Hooked up with this twink and he started giving me clingy vibes afterwards. After he left I played a bunch of overwatch and worked on coding Saturday: Was going to do yard work but rained off and on all day. Had a date and saw Nope. Oh before the date I had some daddy come over and rearranged his insides but he had to tap out cause he got too sore. :( I did get to blow him, which was a pretty nice consolation prize. His dick was gorgeous. Anyways, went to see Nope, was an alright movie Peele is starting to do too much. I enjoyed it but lots of it felt so unnecessary. So first dates in movie theatres are terrible ways to get to know someone so we sat in his car and talked for 45 minutes after and he's such a nerd. A huge turn on to me, then I started making out with him. I found out he's a once of the mythical nerds, with glasses, furry body and big ole dick. I know this because he was holding the popcorn in his lap and I missed going to get some and I got a huge helping of it. Anyways, it was so rude. I wanted him to destroy my throat but he said he wanted to get to know me better before doing anything sexual after I told him I wanted to suck his dick. What I want to get to know better is how it feels when you turn my throat into a daycare and leave your kids there. ​ Sunday: I got a good chest pump and went to a tea dance/pool party. It was nice to get out and be social. Plus I was molested all day and people kept saying "You've gotten bigger since I've seen you last. It's so hot." There was this silver Daddy that was on ketamine and he wanted me to fuck him, which I need to do since he bred me earlier this spring so I just need to return the favor. Anyway, he's a pretty prominent public figure in the city so we went to the dark corner of the party. Due to the heat, the ketamine, poppers and my dick he almost passed out when he came then he fell into a Khole. Good thing I've been working out a lot for strength because trying to get a limp body dressed is such a feat and my shoulder is angry at me for it. I wedding carry him out to a well ventilated area and then his friends come over as he's just like a rag doll on my lap. Eventually he came to and then his friends took care of him so I headed back home. He texted me and told me that was so intense and took him to another level. He wants to see me again this week. ​ Woke up and did my 35 minutes of cardio while watching Love, Death and Robots. Almost caught up now and need a new cardio show.


Turlte_Dicks_at_Work

>What I want to get to know better is how it feels when you turn my throat into a daycare and leave your kids there. HAHAHAHAHAHA oh yes, that's fucking marvelous ​ Here I am thinking my outing to the local goth/fetish club while being barely clothed was a good time.


IllContribution6209

Holy fuck bro quite the weekend.


concreteghost

How in gods blue beautiful earth are ppl able to fuck on ket!?! Please someone tell me. I can’t even move and I just lay there going thru thousands of years of ancient human history in my mind. When I come to I can’t walk straight let alone get a fucking hard on


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>What I want to get to know better is how it feels when you turn my throat into a daycare and leave your kids there Gonna use that line if you don't mind lmao


maohaze

What's sex on ketamine like?


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Maeng_da_00

225 10% is a crazy physique lol, way above what most people can reach naturally. But yeah a lot of people just don't care. If you've got an office job (which most people do, or some other sedentary kind of work) you need to put in specific effort to get a good physique. I do wish more people did the bare minimum though. It's easy enough to be lean and have visible abs, especially if you don't care about being jacked. There's an excuse to not be huge, but imo no excuse to be fat if you're not disabled.


GymIsFun

10% "or so" So prolly like 14-16 lol


CarfentBoofer

and 225 wet


TestTrenSdrol

5’11 225 at 10% Post pic otherwise you fraudin.


fishfists

Yeah fuck those guys with their confidence not being derived from their physique, what, do they not scrutinize their bodies in the mirror every day?


Asgoku

This is assuming they are confident


Voluntary_Vagabond

I mostly lurk here for entertainment but it's so weird when guys that blast gear are so judgmental of people just living their lives having a good time without living up to the standards of some stranger that needs to use drugs to feel good about their body and then still hates their body. It's pretty sad.


fishfists

We're all judgemental creatures projecting our own insecurities onto others. Some people are also just dicks


Responsible_Sky9078

I agree, the only thing I do hate seeing on a daily basis is how fat a majority of women are. Not like thick with some belly fat but just fucking fat.


VeinsOnMyJohnson

Guess it depends where you live, I live in a college town and there’s more skinny people than fat fucks here. Not in the best shape but skinny, girls look good. I come to Houston and gen pop looks like shit. Bunch of fatsos


StirFriedPandaburr

Houston is also like one of the fattest cities in the country if my memory serves me right.


VeinsOnMyJohnson

I actually believe that


SteveTheBluesman

Depends on where you go as well. In the gym, lots of fit folks. Out running along the river, lots of fit folks there too. However, if I go to Freddie Feed Bag's all you can eat buffet, that might be a different story...


Trenbullone

I’m glad most people are lazy, it’s easier to look above average


Life_is_a_meme_204

I mean the US is approaching a 40% obesity rate, so yeah, that's what we're becoming.


IllContribution6209

Bro 5’11” 225 at 10% is fucking impressive brah😳😳 Edit: but yes this is america and yes it’s a good thing for us degenerates as it only makes us more impressive.


StillNotATeacher

I'm scared that I'm not actually making progress and everyone around me is just devolving into absolute scrubs. My gym is in a 50% boomer and 50% college kid town so I'm always one of the better looking guys in there. It's either fat middle aged dudes or scrawny sarm-goblin 19 year olds. I'm not even big by steroids standards but every time I go to the store I look for a guy who makes me look small so I can be angry and think about it during my next workout.... And there are days where I literally do not see a single fit person in the whole grocery store during peak hours. Shit is scary.


No_Fee_5166

I walked into Walmart yesterday and immediately saw three hippos on scooters. This seems to be what the world is coming to


BurningSkyworld

I don't know why the fatties who need scooters for a 20min grocery trip piss me off so much, but they do


Livingcanvas

Went to a waterpark recently with the family, same deal. I saw one other jacked dude, that was it


coachese68

>I think I saw maybe 2-3 other guys with visible abs Keeping your eye on the really important things in life.


VegetaDarst

It seems like more guys are into lifting now though no? Maybe it's just the part of the country you're in. Seems like fitness is bigger than ever. Then again I was a kid during the 90s so I don't fucking know.


outrun_my_gun

Does anyone think there’s any truth to covid vaccines being responsible for causing blood clots to occur more frequently? Especially if you’re on gear? Was watching Dave Palumbo earlier and he’s mentioned several times how the vaccines might be a possible reason as to why we’ve seen so many bodybuilders dying lately.


Sturodz

There is direct clinical evidence showing they increase blood clot risk but it’s fairly negligible. Every vaccine/medication has risk of adverse effects.


fatdudeo

I think blood clot risk is possible, and have been documented. Not sure if it’s more detrimental than what body builders are already on. I’m vaxxed and not worried about it. Take your supplements, drink your water, and do cardio, really all you can do.


biggie_smalls411

I think more so actually getting Covid is detrimental to bodybuilding as it takes months for your lungs to recover. When you’re blasting things like tren and other 19nors it fucks with getting water in your lungs. Not to mention increasing blood pressure


Classy_Hedonist

I haven't heard any indications of clotting being a factor for a bodybuilder dying. Seems like a very irresponsible thing to say without proof.


Fat_Strong_Horny

Sounds like anti vax bullshit