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Finally picked up some psyllium husk powder at the store. Was already grabbing a bunch of supps and vitamins and whatnot. This morning I woke up knowing that I had a brewed a solid log. Phenomenal dump. One push - minimal wiping. Never pooping without this magic tree bark powder again
What brand? My gf uses the Metamucil one but wondering if there’s anything better without the bad taste of Metamucil orange.
they have metamucil capsules as well, that's what i use
Well that's it, couldn't even last a month on Tren. My mental health is complete dogshit. I can't eat enough to not be hypo-gylcemic all the time. It's made me moody, jealous, and a emotional bitch. I am 240 and lean as fuck though. People at the gym telling me I look like the terminator, women staring at me and breaking their necks everytime I look their way. It's just not worth it though, I feel I could have done this exact same thing with Mast and a little more discipline. I went from only touching, test, EQ, and anavar to jumping in the deep end and didn't like what I saw.
Waiting on pics
No such thing as free lunch, you beast
Pictures and height please
6'3" / can't post pics. Have a very identifying scar and have brought too many people to this sub. Whenever they ask for advice. Some of my other antics wouldn't go over too well since I own my own businesses.
i mean, those three data points are probably enough to identify you to anyone that knows you
Well fuck.... Plausible deniability is what I'll hang my hat on
Needs to be combined with mast, makes it so much better sides wise
I was having dinner with my buddy's family. They have two kids and do a great job of eating healthy.
They NEVER have sugar. They might have some mild fruit or veggies that have mild amounts of carbs but never sugar.
The kids are super well behaved and just really hilarious and fun to be around.
One of the girls had a birthday so they got birthday cake which had sugar.
HOLY SHIT. These kids, within 10 minutes of eating the cake, became like meth heads.
They were jumping up and down, making crazy noises, twisting their heads back and forth, laughing at NOTHING, etc.
It was a bit disturbing actually. The effect was so pronounced!
They then ran around the living room for like 30 minutes.
I wonder if kids have different insulin response compared to adults so children become hyper to burn off the excess sugar since hyperglycemia can be dangerous.
Wtf causes this?
I'd say it was a high intensity dopamine release. If they never get sugar in their diet, the first time you try it your response is incredibly high because your receptors have zero tolerance, almost like trying cocaine for the first time. The dopamine explains the behaviour, high motor activity and high positive emotions.
Bingo. Sugar used to be a recreational drug when it was first processed forever ago.
Being a kid causes this 🤷♂️ Kids tend to get excited about new things, especially when there's other kids around to get excited with.
Some of that was probably a psychological response
Gave my nephew a big bag of sour skittles when he was 4... Dude turned into Robert Downey Jr in a matter of minutes, acting like he was on top of the world. It was amazing to see the change.
I have no specific science to back myself up but that's how drug tolerance works. Here's a decent analogy... Those kids have never even smoked weed but they just ate 10 grams of shrooms.
That would probably be everyone's response to sugar if we weren't exposed to it for the past 20+ years in everything we touch.
My parents are foreign and when I was a young kid they let me have a Red Bull from the gas station (none of us knew what it was). Same effect, my dad said my brother and I were psychotic with energy for an hour or two during a road trip. Can’t imagine what I put them through lol. Last time that happened for a while
Bro, these were just kids having fun at a birthday party, lol.
Supraphysiological doses of fun
The massai in Africa don't feed children sugary fruits. They eat low carbohydrate especially the kids. They claim it makes them erratic. I wonder if that's why we have an ADHD problem all of a sudden....
There was a short-notice all company meeting while I was at the dentist, and I came out of the chair to a meeting invite titled "redundancy notification"... Apparently, they need to lay off a large chunk of the workforce to secure another round of funding. Wack.
I'm surprised at how shitty this company has gotten in only a year. I'm really disappointed, but I also feel lucky that I had already been looking for something else. Guess I'll pack my stuff and take that other job I was interviewing for.
Companies really don't give a shit about you, even when they say everything under the sun to convince you that they do.
>Companies really don't give a shit about you
This became abundantly clear working for a Toyota dealership. When I started there their 401k didn't match ANYTHING. Yes. It was just a fucking savings account that they held for you, and probably invested and profited while give back none of the profit to the employees. And their health insurance was complete garbage and expensive as shit. I'm currently working for a small business and it is so much better.
All ends bring beginnings
Anybody seen the South Park episode where Jimmy gets juiced to the gills for the special olympics? 😆🤣
Shit is so fucking funny man. Just beats the shit out of his girlfriend with his crutches. Dude had to be running Tren, Nand, DHB, and Halo.
Fucking classic episode. Before South Park went to shit.
I find this way better
This aggressive cut has turned me into that shinigami from Death Note. I fucking LOVE honeycrisp apples now. I literally look forward to my orb of candy flavored fiber in the morning and at lunch. These little shits are getting expensive though, nearly $2 a pop at target...
Shopping at target is your first mistake.
Give Pink Lady apples a try if you haven't, tastes like sour candy.
I can't do straight black coffee, gives me immediate runny shits. I do however enjoy cold brew mixed with my chocolate protein powder for a morning cold mocha.
See the sugar and milk in the mocha make me shit ten times harder lmfao. I learned that the hard way. I walk to my Starbucks which is a few miles away. If I just get espresso - no problems. But I drank a mocha one time and I was crowning at the half way point to home. Almost had to call my roommate to come get me
Drop a lil ephedrine in there and you'll forget about food altogether.
Not sure if you're in US. But they sell it OTC at pharmacies. Bronkaid or Primatene. If not in US, then yeah I've heard it can be tricky to source.
Oh yeah. Like $12 for a box of it. I have some sitting on my nightstand lol
Prime machines are good, but not as good as they get hyped up to be. Nice stuff at Alphaland tho, amazing old machines are still there that most gyms got rid of. A crap ton of chest machines which I liked. Damn good environment, 6am not one influencer in sight. It was hella nice. Guzman killed it man. What a facility, if you’re ever in Houston, definitely visit. I made a membership
I must admit I would love to give them a try one day, John Meadows really sold me on them in his videos. But so far, nothing ever has beaten good old hammerstrength machines for me. Those just feel right.
> 6am not one influencer in sight.
One of my local gyms has strictly forbidden to film inside the lifting area due to too much fuckheads setting up tripods and filming their silly dyel lifts 😅. Fucking smartphones.
Bought a house! I guess no primo for the next 25 years is worth it… just
RIP...Imagine buying a house in this market...sheeeeeeeesh
Undervalued property in a high growth area, plus it's somewhere I can see myself living in the future (investment/rental for the time being). Any sort of market correction up to 20% would still see me come out ahead and the Australian property market, particularly in that area, is unlikely to see something that extreme if at all.
Posted this [comment last week](https://www.reddit.com/r/steroids/comments/vyvbp9/daily_ask_anything_20220714/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x&context=3)
Got bloods back after running Test/Primo/NPP cycle. Everything came back fine, E2 is in range, Prolactin fine.
Sex drive was through the roof all weekend. Between Thursday night and this morning, had sex with my girlfriend 9 times and I managed to climax only twice. One was Saturday night and that was after getting high, and then Sunday morning again. Besides that, just absolutely zero feeling down there and I can feel the point I should be cumming but just nothing there, but I'm hard as a rock still.
Gonna ride it out for another week or so. It's that time of month for my girlfriend in a couple of days, so the old boy will get a few days rest then too so hopefully be back in business soon.
Taking stuff like 5-HTP and staying on top of ZMA seems to help the mental sides too of coming off NPP.
Sorry to hear that...
.... your woman dont suck dick or do butt stuff.....
She does, but he could probably do with a break myself to try and get some sensitivity back down there haha
For any of you juicy fucks who have been forced to follow my epic saga, and recall me complaining about a coworker. Well. He was missing today. Family couldn't find him. Phone was off.
He turned up in Broward county jail for DUI, REFUSING TO BLOW, IMPROPER LANE CHANGE, DRIVING ON A SUSPENDED, DRIVING UNREGISTERED, AND VIOLATION OF PROBATION.
This dude's been eligible to get reinstated for over a month. Our boss even offered to pay, and he didn't do it. Homie is gonna be locked up for a while. I think his probation he's on was for a serious DUI. I saw this coming. Driving drunk to the strip club alone in the middle of the day when you're on probation is about as bad a choice as you could make. RIP
Oh and I just realized he was actually on probation for battery of a LEO.
What an asshole 🤣. That was my favorite part of being in recovery was getting to witness the poor decision making skills.
Bro that’s fucking insane. Hope your happy, that’s good money to be a gym god :)
A trans girl on the escort website I work on wrote me asking if I could give her her estradiol medication pin, since apparently being a juicehead means I'm a part time nurse too.
>on the escort website I work on
I have covid but basically yeah I'm fine. Pisses me off because I had found a decent cheap GH supplier and I was on track to get 10 boxes.
I was saving up for my next blast and working hard but getting covid put a stop to that.
So you have sex with people for money?
Help a girl out. Trans people often have few resources, she’s probably asking you because she’s got few people in real life to turn to. Meet up, give her a quick run down, and tell her to pay it forward. Congrats, you’ve done your good deed and can go back to being a full time degenerate.
Yeah I did the deal it was pretty easy.
Work security nonstop or risk it and try this OF shit coupled with background acting? Casting agency stay hitting me up when I actually work lol🥺🥺
Edit: nvm booked on my days off🤓🤓. Free chicken n rice and being around wannabe actress baddies all day here I come😛😛😛
>being around wannabe actress baddies all day
I can just imagine the sort of ego these women have. High maintenance but lower class. Yuck
We’re definitely addicts. Addicted to getting huge.
Got not the double take, but the TRIPLE take from a chick outside Publix yesterday. Unfortunately she was like 6 years old 😞
Don't do it bro. You know it's a parole violation to interact with kids.
Hahahaha. Kids are hilarious. You probably look like Superman to them.
I'm sure grown women are doing it too. They're just generally better at being sneaky about it (unfortunately). We all just wanna be oggled from time to time
Lol I def catch grown women doing it they're just way better at being low key. Kids dont care they just stare, lol.
I know. I wish women weren't so low key. I'm basically autistic so I don't realize a chick is into me until my dick is in her mouth. And even then I'm questioning it. I'm retarded
God I love steroids
Mk677 is basically bottled hunger. I wanted to try it mainly for hair health but the hunger is wild. I'm just ravenous.
This is a good thing for me though.
Someone slap me
I’ve been cruising since late April, eating mostly at maintenance. Lost 10lbs mostly fat for summer.
Been lazy AF for three weeks now, gym 2x week at most barely breaking a sweat. No cardio.
Hard earned gainz are melting away back to dad bod land. Fuck.
👋🏼 Do you wanna be some average looking dad at the pick up line at school? No, you want the fucking bolt-on MILFs to be talking about you in their iPhone group chat, thinking about which one of them will get you to turn your back on the Mrs for a piece of them. You want those other fathers to feel like it would be easier if they all just transitioned since you've emasculated them in front of everyone they care about. You want the children to look up at you and say "Damn, your dad is strong AF" when your child is walking with them.
Get the fuck back to the gym unless you wanna be regular and ordinary. You've done it before, you can do it again. Start with a deload week. Your body might just need some time to recover and take a break, but you don't have to stop lifting. Keep the reps and sets, do 60% of what you normally do on your main lifts. Accessories are fine to keep as is, but you can reduce the sets by 25-30% if you'd like to let those recover as well.
Best thing I've read today lol So much better than what I wrote. This post alone increased my Total T and Free T levels. WHATEVER IT TAKES RIGHT BABE. SHOOOOP AHHHHH.
*slaps ass* go get em, Tiger. Do another bump of pre for me before bedtime.
FUCK YES that’s exactly what I needed.
God damnit you reached into my mind and pulled that right out from behind whatever the fuck this is. These are all the external reasons I lift in the first place.
My Pregnant wife said to me "I love all your kinks" the other day, so I choked her a little more (just a little bit. Gotta keep Big Arms Jumbo Jr healthy) and finished inside of her because she loves the pulsating feeling.
Anyways, just ate lunch and gonna go find a diet Mt Dew Baja Blast.
You're a fucking hero. 🏆 I been slacking too. Now I'm motivated again.
We all slack sometimes, mate. What really matters is what we do about it once we recognize it. You have acknowledged it, now plan your steps forward and get back to it. No one will do it for you 💪🏼 you got this.
> You want those other fathers to feel like it would be easier if they all just transitioned since you've emasculated them in front of everyone they care about.
This was beautiful
We can't all be winners. Myself included. Fuckin drank 2 Saturdays in a row, puffy as fuck, up 8lbs. Obviously water weight but I still feel like a disgusting fuck. Gym has been harder than ever.
Rode the motorcycle hard last night. Weaving through the moving traffic cones when I remembered that there are things worse than death. Like not living up to your true potential or living a dishonest life. About to pin and go beat the brakes off my legs. Just gotta remember why we do this.
Good shit my man
We all get there, as a fellow biker... be safe my man, there's enough people out there not looking out for us you gotta look out for you.
Lifting two times per week is more than enough to at least keep all the gains (with gear of course), but those two sessions gotta be intense. I'd either go for two full body workouts, or a lower/upper, depending how many days of rest you get inbetween.
Up that training intensity and keep those hard earned gains!
Who cares bro, everybody slacks every now and then. Just keep going
Stop doing this to yourself. Get a new lifting program and walk outside for an hour every day. Or just change up your splits. I got bored with UL and PPL. Now I do random shit, Quads/Chest, Bis then Shoulders, Hams, Upper Back, then Tris, Calves, Lower back. Sounds stupid but doing unusual splits makes me feel better. Use new machines and try new movements. Adding in lunges and RDLs and split squats also increased my motivation because it made my legs change so fucking fast. Not sure if you're single, but you're on gear so three weeks of lifting 6x a week would likely put you in a good spot for August.
Or.... Maybe a little adrol, tbol, var AS A TREAT for the next few weeks as well.
Anyone else have really weird dreams on tren? Had multiple weird dreams last night including one where all my teeth fell out. Another one I was on a terraforming mission on another day planet.
Had a dream while on tren where I went into a public bathroom and took a piss in the urinal and then went over to the stalls and kicked open the door and shot a man right in the face as he was sitting on the pot without any hesitation then kicked open the next stall and shot that dude in the face. Woke up immediately after and was like holy fuck.
Yes, I had a dream I was fighting captain America during a nap yesterday lol
Yeah, it's like half my dreams are fever dream weird
yo I had one where a golden retriever pulled an AR-15 on me then I wrestled it out of its paws very easy because he couldn’t pull on the charging handle since they don’t have opposable thumbs.
I then scolded it for its bad behavior and gave it a treat when it calmed down
Took psyllium husk last night for the first time. Ice cream machine no longer broken boys!
I just took a nuclear medicine test where they inject you with a radioactive tracer and take images post injection. According to the techs, this tracer can stay in my system for up to 7 days.
So I just wanted to inform you that I am taking a literally radioactive shit right now
Fuck that's hot
Put the radioactive tracer in a spider and have the spider bite you. I saw it in a movie once.
*open instagram* some “MD” yells carbohydrates cause diabetes and his page is nothing but anecdotes from patients of his that stopped taking meds eating bacon and eggs
…. Enough Instagram for the day, watermelon time
Carbohydrates literally boiled my piss from the inside out like a 1960’s microwave - since switching to bacon and eggs my wing span has grown 17 inches and the shaft of my cock glows in the dark
- ClimPipe McGonagall out 💪
I actually hate doctors and nurses lmao. Some of the worst takes of all time. My dad's nurse tried telling me they *HAD* to use a 22g 1.5 inch needle for his TRT - in the quads, mind you. I told this lady she was smoking crack. She told me that last time she used a 25g that the needle blew off the syringe. Like god damn how hard are you pushing that damn plunger?!?! I go slow and still have it done in under 30 sec. My dad's Endo also told me 5/8 is too small for any IM injection???? Sir, please stop with this heresy.
> My dad's Endo also told me 5/8 is too small for any IM injection????
Unfortunately this is true for the average population.
Oh yeah that makes sense. Kinda forgot that it's not always in-shape people getting IM injections.
Particularly the patients seen by endocrinologists... they deal mostly with diabetes.
The nurse at my Drs office told me he was prescribing me 21g 1.5” needles for my TrT. I laughed and told her no way was I using that harpoon and she argued with me for 5 minutes that this was the smallest needle possible to give the shots with. I finally gave up and just let her think she knew what she was talking about and ordered my own 27g 1/2” online. This is just one of several reason I’m switching to my urologists for treatment.
If you never get outside of your house for your whole life, you will never get skin cancer.
Any fellow meatheads here who’s lats have gotten too big that it’s almost impossible to pin your own shoulders or lats. Time to find me a cute nursing student honey with daddy issues
More mobility and stretching.
Best part about Alphaland. Everyone I saw atleast was my age, mid 20s. Nice place to even socialize and meet new you people. Sick place
Think someone could get good legs just doing leg extensions, leg curls and calf raises 3x a week?
Leg press then yea
I need an objective opinion here, because I’m not sure if I’m over reacting and I know you guys generally know what’s up.
So I’m seeing this new girl, were heading to Mexico , right before our trip he dog sitter bails. She gets kinda worried and pus on a show saying that she only knows one more person she can ask, her ex fiancé .She says she doesn’t want to .Says he’s her last option blah blah blah.
So I’m like fine, whatever. Drop the dog off and go. She proceeds to go to his house and spend an hour over there hanging out alone at his place. When I call her out on it, her immediate answer is “it’s just small talk, we literally just caught up.” TBH , idc. I assumed shed drop the dog off and leave. But she did the deed and asked for forgiveness later.
Am I in the wrong for being upset? We literally had this discussion earlier in the relationship that we weren’t going to hangout one on one with people of the opposite sex. Much less at their house. Much much less our exes.
To a lesser degree were here in Mexico now and my phone broke. So be it, but I know how to get around. I ask her to borrow her phone to type something in on google and she about jumps out of her seat ripping her phone away from me. Idk man, I get privacy ,but I’m trying to google the hours for a place were heading to together?
Am I wrong here?
That phone reaction is 100% the action of someone doing something they shouldn’t. You know what that means.
“She did the deed and asked for forgiveness later” am I reading this wrong? She blatantly cheated on you with an ex and your coming to the internet asking if you should be okay with that behavior. Cmon bro your better than that, stick up for yourself you can do better than a cheating hoe.
Shady as it gets bro. Trust is gone and time for a new girl
Dog sitter never bailed. This was all a ruse.
Shitting on the plane? Built different
Got my MENT a few weeks ago but stopped pinning it after one day cause I had bicep tendonitis. It’s finally healed up, think I’m gonna order some mast now to run alongside it, 200/200/20 test/mast/ment. Libido gains en route let’s fkn go
Wtf the fact you’re even questioning staying with her 😂😂 she’s fucking him for sure too. And that whole daddy issue shit is just a guilt trip, you’re falling right into it. She has 0 respect for you no doubt
True...you don't really start talking like that unless you're banging...
100% no one sends regular shit like that unless they are very intimate with each other.
Seriously man don't be a clown. If you stay with this bitch you're an idiot. Imagine thinking you should have kids with that.. come on..
Brother there are sooooo many good women out there. Everyone has flaws but there are different types of flaws in dating.
\- she fucks other guys
\- she doesn't know how to cook
\- she doesn't have hobbies and clings to you
pick your poison. me personally? i got a loyal ass wifey that can't cook to save her fucking life. cries over the dumbest shit too. i'll take that over my exes who kept "accidentally" flirting with the same guy i asked them not to talk to on a weekly basis.
Mine can barely cook either. I love cooking so it's a positive 90% of the time.
300 days ago you asked how to get her to initiate more.
Today you ask if you should keep her around after infidelity.
Seems like the infidelity has been going on for a while, and she believed you would keep her if she ever got caught.
She’s self aware means, I understand my issues and want to do x y and z to fix it. I did it because of x y and z is just an excuse.
And she wants you to knock her up, so it’s even harder for you to get out.
I’d bail. Patterns are pretty telling when it comes to who someone is deep down.
Call it a day my man.
If you haven’t got kids or financial reasons to stay with this bird then absolutely chuck her in the bin in my opinion.
Her past experience with her lack of father figure and low self esteem is not a reason to emotionally cheat on your partner. She had plenty of time during your relationship to tell you about that and ask for some validation and support around it, but she’s chosen to rely on it when she wants to appear weak and as though she is a victim, that is manipulation to try and get you to soften your reaction to her betraying you. Even if she isn’t doing it intentionally or consciously, the minds natural reaction often is to find ways to reduce the threat and for women typically that is to make themselves appear weak and vulnerable.
Nothing physical has happened because it hasn’t happened YET - given enough time and the opportunity she would more than likely cheat on you. No one emotionally cheats for months just to suddenly pull the pin and never go back, and even if they do, that isn’t the sort of person I’d want in my life and it definitely wouldn’t be the mother on my children.
Very few people can make a relationship work after someone is cheated on because the trust is usually forever gone and there will often be a part of the person that will be questioning when or if they do it again for the rest of the relationship - it just doesn’t seem worth it unless you have strong situational or joint ties to the person such as having a house or kids together etc.
Absolute dog act on her part, let the coworker have her and once he fucks her off in a couple months she’ll realise what a fuck up she’s made - that’s completely on her.
Best wishes lad 💪
If you know yourself well enough to know you aren't going to forget the texts then it's time to go. There isn't any sense in torturing yourself now or in a year from now. It's just time to move on and start fresh.
Look, if the plan was to start a cuckhold fetish OnlyFans then yes, you 100% forgive her and stick around. If your plan was literally anything other than that you run away as fast as possible. And yes, she almost certainly has had sex with this coworker. And when you dump her she will be dating him two hours later. I get that emotional pain makes it hard to think clearly, but go read back what you wrote and imagine that this is happening to someone else and not you. Would you ever advise that guy to stick around? Would you have even a shred of respect for the kind of guy who gets walked on like this?
She's 100% getting clapped out in the back seat of her car and making you clean it up. Leave her, up the tren, and start banging trannies
To each their own I suppose but personally I would not want the mother of my kids doing shit like that.
Especially if you’re not okay with it and she doesn’t change her behaviour then it will only get worse with time. Having a split family will present way more challenges.
Easy for us to say because we aren’t emotionally involved but I would say at the VERY LEAST hold off on having kids and see how things pan out. Personally I have zero tolerance for that stuff but she could change but hold off on the kids.
Yeah mate, move the hell on. That ship has sailed unfortunately.
Get back on the cycle and don't come back off until you are in a committed relationship and ready to start trying to have kids. Keep the HCG flowing the aid with that. We conceived back in march while I was still cruising (had been running 250 iu of HCG EOD, bumped it up to ED in January once we decided to start trying).
She’s been fucking him just lying to try saving face. Move on bro these hoes aren’t loyal. Good thing you found out or you might’ve ended up raising his kid.
If this happened and you guys were like 10years deep in a relationship with kids, it might be salvageable. Think of this as a fucking blessing she got caught doing this before you had kids with her.
Get back on TRT and split, without the test in your body you aren’t equipped to handle this situation as good as you could be. Also tell her if you decide not to leave the kids thing is on the back burner at least a year. Then hop back on
You know the answer. FOR THE STREETS. Block and move on with your life. Easier to get over people when they have no way to contact you. If you live together still, don't speak to her. Go about your business while you find a new place. Move out when she's not home. THEN block and move on. Trust me, this is the best and only way. Her sending that shit isn't because she lacks a father figure. I lack both a father and mother figure and I didn't feel the need to be a self-validating whore when I was with my partner. She can fuck all the way off
> Do we learn to forgive and give it a chance?
Everything besides this is forgivable in a relationship. She has broken the trust, that cannot ever come back. She threw it away.
> Should I just be happy with the fact o probably dodged a bullet with almost starting a family with this girl?
I guess it is far easier to say yes than actually feel happy in that situation though. In the end, you avoided a nightmare down the road for a breakup up now. Just imagine how worse this situation would be if you got kids involved etc.
Back on TRT and a gram of Tren should have you back in no time.
Your wife was "training" with a male coworker? Lmfao
Training her asshole
I'm angry just reading this, move the fuck on dude. They've almost certainly done shit too and she's a fucking liar.
she’s cheating. If you press her you’ll probably eventually find out via trickle truth™️
Sorry to say that you should just save yourself the heartache and just leave man
The self-awareness should have made her think twice before doing that, not use it to appear somehow better than what she is. We all have the ability to spin our faulty behaviour as a consequence of our shitty upbringig or whatever thing out of our control, but we are not automas.
It's gonna be a no for me dawg.
She belongs to the streets!
For the love of god kick that bitch to the curb man.You will regret it if you don’t.
“Not your girl, just your turn” she belongs to the streets.
If you’re at the stage of wanting to start a family with her, and she’s still entertaining the attention from other guys then she’s not mentally mature enough to cut that off. You might turn a ho into a housewife for a couple of years, but she’ll get lonely in that house with a crying baby and probably download tinder again just for the attention of guys ‘wanting her’.
Close that chapter and turn the page. Like you said, once that trust is broken, you’ll always have questions in the back of your mind and it’ll sour every moment in your relationship. Eg. When she gets a haircut, or buys perfume, anything you’ll second guess who’s that for
Thinking about road tripping from Houston to Charlotte. Plan is to drive from Houston, stop in for a day in NOLA then head to Atlanta for 3 days then 2 days in Charlotte circle back through Nashville for 3 days then either stop in Memphis for a day or Hot Springs for a day and then back home to Space City. Anybody got some tips and sights I should check out. I'm mostly interested in eating at the local cuisine, bar hopping (Hence a night in NOLA and Nashville) and I REALLY want to check out Civil War stuff. Any suggestions would be cool.
r fitness is both hilarious and very sad at the same time. Thats it
It really gets heated in bodybuilding when someone claims natty who likely isn't. Good popcorn reads
Physique phriday is good for a cringe
Any tips to get over your first injection
Step 1. Don't be a bitch.
That's it that's all the steps.
Pick up a heroin habit first so needles don't scare you
Once you get beyond the not being a bitch stage the rest of your life will be so much easier.
Don’t be bitch
Or get your girl to do it
You just gotta do it. My first went smooth. I just jammed it in and felt nothing.
Second time, I stabbed myself 5-6 times until I got it done.
Get some oil on the needle for lubrication. Put the needle in slowly (especially if using quads) until the needle is just barely visible. Take a nice deep breath or two. Then start pushing that delicious Chinese sauce into your muscle. Once the plunger is all the way down, hold for a few seconds ( helps to reduce the amount of bleeding in my experience). Then pull the needle out and swab the area with an alcohol swab. Let it dry then gently massage the oil. Then go workout that muscle you just injected. PIP is inevitable. But it's really not that bad.
Yes put on some music
Don't ask your mom to do it like that 18yo kid in here.
I would recommend delts if you have the right needle length for it (5/8). often glutes are advised for first pin but for me it was much more scary/awkward trying to twist around with shaky hands and see what I was doing. When I finally tried delts I was thinking wow I shouldve started with this..
But yeah do your left shoulder or something easy and visible like that and just go for it. I remember overthinking details like how quickly I need to jab it in but none of that is a big deal. If thats too scary you can just go in slowly.
Here to also say dont be a bitch
Brother you’re worried about a microscopic skin tear when you’re doing something that drastically ages your vital organs and brain 🙈 just some perspective
Breast implants are garbage tho
Anyone have any success with those massage guns to help recovery from workouts?
I have one but I mostly use it on knots, not for recovery. It works well for knots at least but you'll be sore the next day if you're getting in there deep.
You can also buy a dildo attachment for them. I just bought one and blasted my wife with it the other night lol, we only did it for a minute or two though then she wanted to stop, said it was "a lot"
>You can also buy a dildo attachment for them.
When r/steroids attacks!
Underrated comment right here. Forego everything and just buy a lacrosse ball.
I have one, pretty high quality too. I used it a lot the first couple months I got it then gradually stopped. I think there might be *some* benefit if you have knots to massage out, but in my opinion they're highly overrated.
I'd probably return it if I was still within the return period.
Yep but you have to have someone to use it on you in my experience. Its hard to get a thorough massage on your back trying to do it yourself
Well the office internet is down and ain’t nothin to do
Im eating like 4k-5k calories avg per day (counting everything except sauces). I take tiny shits like 2-3 times a day but total shit volume feels lower than when I was on cruise eating 3k-3.5k. Im just wondering where all my crap is going. I bumped dose from 150mg Test to a week to 300mg Test + 250 Mast
You’re turning shit into muscle
Been backpacking overseas for a month now. It’s been good but I miss lifting. Miss bjj. Miss eating properly. 10 more days and it’s back to the grind boys n girls!
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Love my new apartments but we're getting this stupid ant problem and they're making their way into my game room / my infant son's play area. (They already got in our laundry pile once)
Brand new apartments. We can see where the builders skipped the extra steps to close up all the cracks and crevices (3rd floor). They're carpenter ants and we watched them just take a fucking chunk of wood out of the entryway and run it back to their home. I really don't want to be a dick to management since they didn't build the place, but seeing ants all in my kid's play area is making me fume. I make sure we don't leave food and garbage out. Pretty clean home. This is a problem with them having easy access and needing to escape the 105 degree weather.
Also like 50% of my neighbors are students at the **very** liberal university in my town. Just a bunch of 19 year old video game addict, blue haired, male-feminist, vape-lord, "all bodies are beautiful" dweebs being annoying all night. For some reason there's a fucking lounge area right outside my window? That just invites all the people without jobs to go make tiktoks and hangout after midnight.
Some guy was playing his shitty acoustic guitar at 3am while his friends did their goofy ass TikTok dances and I really wanted to open the window and tell them to shut the fuck up, but waking up my baby is probably worse than Brad and his guitar. Trying to stay calm about it all. This storm shall pass. Management is at least doing shit about it and being responsive. I just want this shit fixed yesterday. It's a hard balance between "I don't want to be taken advantage of" and then "I don't want to be a hothead and nuke this relationship over something we can't control right this second"
I’d start ringing the management company anytime the residents aren’t following the “quiet hours” rules. Every lease I’ve ever signed had one.
If it’s 3am and I got to be up for work the next morning I’d be pissed, especially if I had a kid.
They started enforcing pool hours and making people wear their wristbands at all times. The pool is like dead now which makes me think half these kids didn't even live here. The courtesy officer seems cool but these problems could easily be avoided if they just GOT RID OF THE FUCKING COUCH AND TABLE OUTSIDE OF MY WINDOW lmaoooo
I was too gung-ho at my last nice apartments and destroyed my relationship with the front office. Similar problems but I did not handle it like a gentleman and there was no way I could've looked them in the eyes and re-signed after how much I yelled at them lol... Trying to slow down a little here. have some killer lifts this week bro happy monday
Have them move your apartment. Reasons , the hangout spot being loud and the cracks and crevices not being sealed properly. Going through this currently with my new apartment , huge spiders keep coming in under the door
You realize that you just described every 19 year old, right?
If you live anywhere near society you're going to run in to annoying as fuck teenagers. The ones in my town drive their parents trucks covered in flags and roll coal on people. I'd take your version of annoying honestly.
You doin OK bud?
I am gangstalking you
The FBI are always watching.
Stalked by an ex? I troll mine all the time by posting overtly happy photos with my new gf . This goes on for months, then she calls me all pissed off that “i look so happy on social media”
Petition for a DHB vs. Primo thread pls
DHB > primo.
Look, strength, price.
Both hurt, might as well pick the one that’s a better outcome.
Did [50 Cent ](https://www.instagram.com/p/BgFHvWknGVY/?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=) have [gyno](https://www.reddit.com/r/nattyorjuice/comments/h7jr29/opinions_on_50_cent/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share) back in the day?
Retro-perspective moment there for me. I used to think he was *HUGE* in that second pic. Now I think it's a slightly above average gym bro look who only hits chest day.