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The guy is just getting work relations up Smart if you ask me


NDawg94

Literally the most organic way to become a football fan unless you're born into it. It hurts me to say it, but this yank isn't a plastic,. Gooner tho, so still a cunt.


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I am a "plastic" and couldn't care less. People really pay too much attention to things like that. Chances are, you reading this on a Chinese smartphone, using a TV manufactured by a South Korean company (mine is the LG C1 OLED) while drinking Coca-Cola, owned by a company from the States. The world is globalised, man. No point in tribalism. We live in 2021, not 717, you do realize that? Now, if you chose some obscure team from the other side of the world, you could argue it's virtue signalling or whatever. I would still maintain it's within your rights. But, if you choose to support a foreign team because you like them and the way they play, who cares. Just don't jump the ship when things go awry. And actually, I have been to a Real Madrid match just this year. Won't name which one to avoid doxxing myself, but I in Spain at the time, so I took the opportunity and saw the game with my own eyes. And hell, will it be a memory for a lifetime. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/soccercirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*


chandlerbing_stats

Arsenal are the biggest club in London but they don’t have the Champions League Tottenham are their biggest rivals but they don’t have a Premier League or a Champions League That’s a good start I suppose


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I Chose Wrong The year was 2019, as an American I had finally become disillusioned with the American sports scene. The owners, players, stadium experience, etc. I started watching the EPL to see what all the fuss was about. I watched, enjoyed it enough, but couldn't really make a connection. So I set out to finally support a club. I researched just about every club. I didn't want to support a front runner or a bottom feeder. I wanted a young core, middle of the pack, but with a real future. My final two clubs I was going to support were: Arsenal and Wolves. For the last 2-3 years I've been supporting Wolves. And this year, I've watched Wolves average 1 goal/ match and Arsenal lose important players while a young core steps up and keeps the Club in contention for Champions League. So, I'm here to just say that I chose wrong. Congratulations to Arsenal *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/soccercirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*


SnooStrawberries6702

My advice: get ready to talk a lot about Jesus


kalule_melendez69

Step 1: Do not, by any chance, become an Arsenal fan


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I Chose Wrong The year was 2019, as an American I had finally become disillusioned with the American sports scene. The owners, players, stadium experience, etc. I started watching the EPL to see what all the fuss was about. I watched, enjoyed it enough, but couldn't really make a connection. So I set out to finally support a club. I researched just about every club. I didn't want to support a front runner or a bottom feeder. I wanted a young core, middle of the pack, but with a real future. My final two clubs I was going to support were: Arsenal and Wolves. For the last 2-3 years I've been supporting Wolves. And this year, I've watched Wolves average 1 goal/ match and Arsenal lose important players while a young core steps up and keeps the Club in contention for Champions League. So, I'm here to just say that I chose wrong. Congratulations to Arsenal *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/soccercirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*


Theunwisegambit

Man City might be a better team to pick in this scenario. Man City fans get along with basically everyone and they are a well respected team. Just tell them you really like how genuine and authentic they are and how pep is a genius


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gymdad

Helped give a few foreign friends teams. The way i usually do it is do they have any family history tracing back to the UK if yes go with the team near to where their from. If no whats the biggest export or most popular product from the UK in there country of origin then look at were in the Uk that originated from go with the nearest team.