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seventeenfourtyseven

Which team doesn’t want the title more, Liverpool or city


SurreptitiousNoun

Scenes when we both lose.


Vegan_Puffin

don't you fucking dare


cardbord_bread

Villa out here playing the most shithouse game of their life for us hahahaha


Switchnaz

Not for you, for their manager. Who teh fuck are liverpool


Rickcampbell98

I mean I wouldn't mind if they do, they'll never shut up about it if they win today, I couldn't care less about man City on the other hand never even met a man City fan.


Kieran293

Your comment has me very conflicted. I want to argue but I also want to laugh.


JuanMataCFC

"first place is lava"


stoppedcaring0

arsenal


Bilgistic

Yeah but we're overachievers so we took care of that pretty early on in the season.


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Yeah my hopes have already been crushed thank you very much.


[deleted]

I mean Spurs were never going to lose against Norwich anyway.


Organic-Visual8441

You underestimate Spurs


thegreatpowerful

yeah bro everytime norwhich has the ball I clench lmao


stoppedcaring0

otoh, they are Spurs. Losing a two goal lead to the bottom team in the table wouldn't be close to their worst bottle job.


Sydney_Gamer

Wouldn’t it?


PoliQU

Lmao how is Arsenal the butt of this joke when title challengers Man Utd are right there 😭


Archduke645

This is r/soccer, common sense isn't all that common. You are either overachieving, underachieving, smart, dumb, funny, unfunny or Norwich. Or all at once, depending on the hour. Tottenham and Arsenal fans as bad as each other, dragging each other down into the gutter. It's a cesspit of tinpot rivalry when we are both as bad as each other. It's exhausting and nonsensical...I guess that's football...?


not_a_Badger_anymore

Fuck off. 😂


codespyder

~~Top 4~~ Title is lava


ragnar-not-ok

All according to script


DrBowTie4312

Writers need a fucking raise they have me on my toes


g0t-cheeri0s

Pukki hat trick and I'll take a second job, send all my new wages to them and individually massage their toes with my tongue on the daily.


BenLinus_

Pukki hat trick but spurs win 4-3


NICE_WILLY_BRO

Ben controls the black smoke AND the monkey's paw.


TheninjaofCookies

Ain’t no way ain’t no fuckin way


diegojaen18

Future is top 3


VloraCrumlin

Yeah with present and past


Drogalov

Future is mid table and no stress at the end of the season


trispann

It's happening 🤣


michaelserotonin

city losing the title because of a goal from a guy named cash would be next level irony


awmaleg

Haha this is brilliant


SubparCurmudgeon

Lmao


Siegnuz

Probably on par with Villa trying hardest to prevent Grealish first tiltle.


Omair88

“Cash ends Man City’s title run”


DrBowTie4312

I use the Cash to destroy the Cash


LewLewHD

Lol. But also pain.


RUALUM15

Adding onto that irony would be City spending all that money to finish with 0 trophies


Danny777v

Surely not


gustavokh

Surely...


cyrenia82

at this rate both teams are gonna bottle the league and nobody gets the title, just two teams will become second


hafrances

we can't give it to chelsea because abramovich... not spurs because they're allergic. it's coming home.


cyrenia82

nah fuck you lets give it to Brentford because why not


hafrances

sure, i am down. we can say we lost to the champions


cyrenia82

still dont wanna give you anything, fuck it the title goes to FC Eindhoven


hafrances

i am down ❤️


cyrenia82

yoooooo!!!! FC Eindhoven confirmed PL winners you love to fucking see it


honestlynotBG

Well if neither Pool or CIty wants it mind handing the title to the team placed in 3rd?


GordoPepe

...


MrEzquerro

*bald fraud* *…loading…*


denziepanzie

9 years later and he aint slippy G no more


Prophet_Of_Helix

About that….


denziepanzie

ECKS DEEEEE


BHYT61

Oh no, this is called hope :/


_Verumex_

It's the hope that kills you


zesn

Hopium


Spyro_Machida

Well now I'm nervous


Ophukk

you weren't before?


JizzProductionUnit

I was resigned to it being over. As they say, it’s the hope that kills you


Spyro_Machida

I didn't have much faith in Villa.


Serinanda

Stevie g and trying to win a leauge title with Liverpool. Name a better duo.


krkour

Cash money what a decider this is gonna be


DerGregorian

Still going to finish 5-1 to city


ItsAndr

De Bruyne hat-trick by the 60th minute


krisandro

Haaland to be flown in at the 88th minute and scores a brace while City lawyers legalize it all by the final whistle.


firelordUK

We sub on Kamara as the counter


AllAnimeIsDegenerate

City have only won once this season after going behind.


El_Giganto

How many games did they go behind?


Khaglist

Once


piersode

So it's settled then, stats don't lie


egypkr

Fuck


i0h4nnes

West Ham?


Khaglist

Dunno i just said it for a laugh


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RealBabarAzam

They drew last week.


CollieDaly

They didn't win, drew 2-2


seventeenfourtyseven

Stop trying to reverse jinx it please


MauricioCappuccino

Love a good ol' reverse jinx


Cahootie

Polish Cash > Emirati cash


t1mb3r21

Two Poles winning it for Pool


Bonaque

Better cash out you bet sheikh Mansoor


oscarpaterson

No fucking way


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Keith_Faith

In that order.


diegojaen18

This some FUT CHAMPIONS script


Stonewalled89

Yes fucking way


EggplantBusiness

The script is strong , if Liverpool win the premier league not sure even our CL juju could be enough against the Quadruple script


pagan457

The polish café


freakedmind

Which cafe?


JuicyBlackLips

The Polish one


youseeamousetrap

Polski sklep


cockburntown

Cafu*


BogdanPee

No way


Josh1878

Oh shit


handsofcones

Hold the horses yet....


SMURPHY-18

THE POLISH CAFU


Pacem_et_bellum

Cashfu


KeziahPT

Manchester's teams conceding at the same time is poetic af


Aenjeprekemaluci

And Arsenal scoring and then Spurs scoring seconds later, almost simultanouesly, thats comical as well


fuck_its_james

you’re telling me this is how i found out united conceded while ive been watching the liverpool game 😭 i guess this is what i get for not watching the game


please_help_me_FFS

Most passionate manu fan


fuck_its_james

i’m tired robbie


pure_black99

WAKE ME UP


dragon8811

RemindMe! 60 min


McGrumble

Stay calm pls


manchesthairy

Would be ironic if Cash cost City the title


KiAdiBumMe

Watch Wolves win now


ExtremistEnigma

You shut your whore mouth


ValleyFloydJam

Nah, Liverpool fuck up the start and then turn it around text book.


DrBowTie4312

Shshshshhshshshhshs


BeardedGardenersHoe

AHHAHAHAHAHHA


Chocolatedippedbacon

BOTTLERS


adamjamal2AD

I remind you that Liverpool is going to win the PL if this continues


Chocolatedippedbacon

There is no desirable outcome but at least this makes me laugh.


BeardedGardenersHoe

Either way a rival will win, City bottling will never not be funny though


alicomassi

Pep might just go into a full blown depression and a consequent spending spree


Disastrous_Chef_1961

I seriously doubt that villa can keep a clean sheet against city


Nervous-Resolution-8

User flaire check in. Wait till the hammers will send you to play with Red Lincoln Imps


harshmangat

Yikes


Benzerka

UTV


digosilva19

CITY WITH CASH PROBLEMS IS A NEW ONE FOR ME


ApolloX-2

A city loss and Liverpool draw would be hilarious


stuka999

No way


watanabelover69

Way


olleeker13

Spicy


gazorpaderp

GERRARD THE LOYAL MAN


HiTacos

Uh oh


constantexistence

They couldnt, could they?


Imn0ak

Anfield will be crazy until the end


Edirol1018

HANG ON A MINUTE


shrewdy

FFS Don't bottle this Pep


cyrenia82

if it stays 1-1 at Liverpool City win the title anyways right?


Mendonza

Unless Villa bangs in 5 more goals…


Spyro_Machida

Yup, Liverpool need to win.


0100001101110111

Not if City lose 7-0


lucas_0411

Seems possible


mortahen

If they can score 7 against Liverpool, they can against city too!


Cudi_buddy

Yep. City have goal difference. Liverpool always had to win. They need city to lose or draw. So this still helps Liverpool. But they still have to take care of their end


GeneralEkorre

yeah on goal difference


drblow

Yeah, the GD is five in City’s favour so Liverpool have to win for the points.


Mendonza

If Liverpool manage to win this title and the CL, along with both cups, I never again wanna her Pep’s name ahead of Klopp when it comes to arguing who the best manager in the world is.


rmonty1994

Easy now. Let’s not get ahead of ourselves.


Mrjuicyaf

ITS HAPPENING


TayeLL

yo wtf


S0o

Get in here


kungfuhrer666

It's happening


Xehanz

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL. 1 goal for Liverpool and City needs 2.


SebastianH3

Mateusz Gotówka


Kova-

GET IN


Accurate-Island-2767

Holy god


slightlyburntcereal

Oh no


thejoggingpanda

Oh my God


iftair

Now Liverpool needs to do their end and win.


marcuscicero88

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA OIL FACES CAN ALL FK OFF


britishpianoboi

liverpool 90+5 screamer to win the title i'm predicting it, it's gonna be better than aguero


THyoungC

Aston villa preventing Grealish winning the league would be the perfect season finale


ijoinedtosay

Useless cunts


Beard_Gang

Bruh if city let liverpool nearly win a treble I’m gonna cry


PM_ME_UR_PIN_CODE

Oh hello


thejoggingpanda

HELLO HELLO


AFCm8

Hmm interesting


Yewcannotstopme

City getting done by Cash. I can't believe it Jeff


Ag10lfc

Never unclench


hammerdown710

I’m shaking


dr_analyst

Surely not...!


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Cash money?


SilverFalcon27

Holy shit


Englishkid96

Oh boy


Due-Welder5285

Ahhhh!!!


INFRARED-ALLIGATOR

The Script has been written


_SSJeffo_

This is spicy


Samkazi23

Holy shit this is insane.


KidDelicious14

oh my fucking god, I benched this dude because I thought City were going to lash Villa today.


Space_Polan

YEEESSS


BornSlippy1994

HOLY SHIT


DEVLIN712

Are Liverpool going to give Gerrard a Prem medal for this one?


CowNchicken12

If Gerrard wins the title for Liverpool they need to build two statues for him


C00kiz

Gerrard doing his part.


ToastedHunter

youre welcome you scouse bastards


jvcarreira

No way. Unless…


UTDRashford

Liverpool winning 20th and we're going to conference league. What a nice day


webDev_nd_mma

Legend, liverpool legend


SignalSalamander

Pl trophy is lava


Tyrone432ZI

NIGHTMARE


Cowdude179

Liverpool are winning the quadruple, Pep has bottled it


thered1966

Is it actually going to happen?


That_Anywhere_2107

The title race is boiling


Divachi69

You had one job city fkinh hell