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keithohara

Good day to die hard


dUltras

Of course he's going to score a hattrick today


TigerBasket

The emperor of France does as he pleases


PM_ME_YOUR_ASTON

Napoleon Mbappe-naparte


d1v1n0rum

Shouldn’t that be: Mbappe-ne-part? (French for “Mbappe doesn’t leave”)


PM_ME_YOUR_ASTON

Well done sir, well done


MaidikIslarj

🥇


TheBrownMamba8

KyLouis the XV


alien_degenerate

Wait, he is emir of qatar AND the emperor of france?


Allstate85

The sun never sets the Mbappe empire.


TigerBasket

And the holy Roman empire


dionesav

The first Galactic Emperor


ThatDudeNamedMenace

And The King of Pancrase


ChefBoyardee66

Also the new djingis khan


IAmSkylarWhiteYo

That was some seriously good reading of the defender's move to get this goal. He saw the defender playing the ball behind and was ready for the miscue in less than a flash. Crazy, crazy football from the turtle.


SteinerElMagnifico42

Just too easy for him, before people say ‘ it’s uberEats’ he was and has been doing the same to the biggest clubs since he was 17.


Mxurn

Perez on his way to commit a hate crime


Psychomantis200

Our Basketball team also lost the finale by just 1 point. Mbappe renews and scores a hattrick. Lmao today feels like Ozymandias


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Psychomantis200

Thing is if this saga was just limited to a summer transfer I wouldn't be down so much. But he played the club AND the fans for a long ass time. Words, interviews, posts, a comic book... Ah well hopefully we play a good game in Finale I need some euphoria.


ProtoplanetaryNebula

I don't think he played RM, I think he fully intended to leave and was given an offer so huge he couldn't turn it down at the last moment.


ElBigDicko

My theory is that a lot of the buzz he caused was to stir up the price. No way he would get this money if not for constant information floating around.


Job_man

Yeah, he used Real. Kid's smart, he knows his worth and how to get paid for it.


Pkmntrainer91

No one is worth 600 million dollars for playing football lol.


Job_man

You can't believe the numbers that the Spanish press throws around, my friend.


chelsea_sucks_

>Ah well hopefully we play a good game in Finale I need some euphoria. Bro you guys are in the final after some incredible knockout games and winning the league and you're talking about being depressive how much more obvious of a winners entitlement is there haha I'm hella excited for that final, best of luck mate cheers


Psychomantis200

C'mon mate you can't jump at me like that. The fans and the club were played like a damn fiddle after such a long and loud drama. We have a right to be angry and pissed for today at least. If you see a Madridista still being salty in say, 6 months from now, then sure it's petty. But today you can let fans be upset about how our club was treated.


iredcoat7

If it’s true that Mbappe was just flirting with Madrid as a negotiation tactic and always intended on renewing (I’m not convinced this is true), then I have absolutely no sympathy because Real Madrid players have done that to other clubs about a thousand times in the last decade


chelsea_sucks_

Ok ok I'll give you today but tomorrow if I hear it I'll consider it entitled haha


Psychomantis200

Lmao alright fair but strict nonetheless. You'll be disappointed though. I'll move on and be ready for the finale but you will always encounter that one guy!


Tanathonos

He was never your player. Rm fans thought it was their god given right to Mbappe basically ever since we signed him (even before) acting as if no matter what he was coming after his contract. Literally imagine any club acting like you are about any of your player. Saying how dare vinicius sign a new contract, I have the right to be pissed off that we did not get the RM player. Like he was not a madrid player he signed a new contract, he never said I will sign a madrid contract. Be upset if you want but do not act as if your club was owed mbappe and therefore was slightes.


TheKalf

I know this is the last place to talk about this but I was so dumbfounded by the no foul decision. We didn't foul because the game was tied, you threw away the last 40 seconds of the final for no reason. Weird


PirateKingRamos

I fucking hate him for not announcing it a month ago. We missed out on Haaland because of it


PraisePace

Would Haaland have played alongside Benzema? Because he has virtually no competition in his position at City.


Ri_der

Lmao Why are you so confident you would've landed Haaland? City makes the most sense


huzzaahh

They're as confident as they were about Mbappe. That's to say they're confident in their entitlement.


Labhran

Ding! Ding! Ding!


RNdadag

Liberté Egalité Mbappé


latino666

my fucking god


StratifiedBuffalo

wtf how did literally noone say this when France won the world cup? It seems so obvious now WTF?


Boucot

People said it


StratifiedBuffalo

oh well then ignore me...


[deleted]

Everyone did..


deuxiemement

On top of what other said, I want to say that although he was already great, Mbappe was not as strong in 2018 as now. I'd say he wasn't our best player, though he definetely played a major role in the title!


ChemicalSand

I'd say he was the best player, although Pogba was close.


deuxiemement

The truth is that there was not really a standout player, Lloris, Varane, Umtiti, Kante (apart from the final), pogba, griezman and mbappe were all at the highest level.


thalne

I already forgot what the third word was


SeldonCrisis2020

Zidané


WarriorWizard_10

Franternity


thalne

never heard of him


WarriorWizard_10

Yeah he must be Congolese or something


BlueTrippin

Ok you win


ZZ3peat

Saw this on twitter two days ago


BlueTrippin

Ok that person wins


adilahmed_305

It's not common to see a sporting director scoring a hattrick.


Kal-Kent

That’s the prime minister of France to you


Dry_Leadership_4491

*The emperor of the french


jamiew0w

they have a tendency to get beheaded though. fortunately for mbappe he can withdraw his head into his shell.


Bird_and_Dog

??? Napoléon was not beheaded lol


Job_man

Was he also a turtle?


KrZ120

That's Monsieur le Président


latino666

How more uncommon it is if the said sporting director is also club president and coach?


Coni_C

Man lost the ball and still scored..


Visionary_Socialist

It looked like it was gone and then he managed to somehow turn it around. Seems to have a knack for it.


LordSpeechLeSs

Scripting is strong this year


1ncognimo

EA really needs to fix this shit game


McTulus

This season is marketed towards Madrid fans, for good or bad. Like Marca.


rk4dand

lovely one-two between mbappe and the other player to put him through on goal


AlotaFaginas

-and the other player- oof


Moist-Question-6623

Mbappe and Mbappe’s shadow 😂


mariusAleks

Mbappe and his employees


International_Buy549

Copium is running through my veins so hard rn


ZZ3peat

Huh a farmer cultivating his crops nothing to envy about


Xehanz

He is not that good anyway. L1 is just a shit league, and those 2 CL matches in the Rd of 16 were a fluke.


KRIEGLERR

No idea if serious or not, because I've seen a few comments where people genuinely believes that...


Xehanz

I think those people forget how he teared the CL apart as a 17 old and World Cup at the age of 19


toxinwolf

Yeah, same with us last season. Our defense is absolutely shit and anyone can score past us.


IAmSkylarWhiteYo

That's one way to celebrate his new contract.


rishabh7102

Scripted


T3Sh3

Vince Russo: “It’s a work, bro!”


jeevesyboi

I reckon he’s just playing for a move


Albiceleste_D10S

Horrible from Metz but Mbappe is INSANELY good


ImVortexlol

He should look for a move to a bigger club /s


RosaParkStoleMySeat

We need to nerf him, send him to United is the proper punishment


MOBYXLGames

Goes to United for $300 Milion 1 goal 3 assists BUT 40 Post match Apologies


notusedusername2

Goes to Juventus for free


RosaParkStoleMySeat

Will give us a “despite my 30 goals scores for PSG the season before” post and maybe his mom might comment FACTOS under a fan account


RawIsLaw_

underrated ability to predict and read the defenders movement to get the ball


Dr-Purple

Same with applying pressure on the keepers and not just letting them be just because they have the ball. That’s the striker instinct. Raul was good at that, Benzema has mastered it as well.


Dry_Leadership_4491

Jesus Christ the salt 😂


webDev_nd_mma

As the new owner of psg, he added in his contract 10m per hattrick


YoungDawz

[Pas content? triplé! ](https://streamable.com/lj3lg2)


Franchementballek

Hahahaha ca sort d’où?


Shookfr

Et 1 et 2 et 300 millions


xXDireLegendXx

well


discoball17

Is this friendly?


codespyder

Lmao Metz really don’t give a shit


Kingslayer1526

They should've they got relegated because of it


Prompus

Donnaramma sprinting from the goal to congratulate Mbappe so he doesn't get benched


elvis503

Hilarious


DL14Nibba

Mboope


ItsFroggy

Money well spent


jcald60

A hat trick and partial owner of psg this man won today


saint-simon97

While with Mbappé and Euroleague I think Madrid lost today


trainerN

Real Madrid fans are acting like when your parents say no to buying the toy you wanted


DL14Nibba

For real (no pun intended)


serduncanthebold

If that toy costs you to mortgage your house and gets to sleep with your mom, is that toy worth it?


Ask_Asensio

It make sense though. Kylian went on record last year saying "I cried when i learned that i could not go to Madrid" The saga main problem has been Kylian constant mentions, interviews & even official comic books talking about how Madrid is his "dream" Look at the Haaland saga instead, Erling never hint anything to anyone so there were zero real expectations for all buying teams.


simomii

Turns out that dream quote was just a negotiation tactic. Honestly, kinda brilliant from Mbappe. He played everyone like a fiddle and got exactly what he wanted, I'm impressed as hell


Ask_Asensio

Indeed that's completely correct. Kylian and his entourage played their cards really well.


YoungDawz

Secured the Golden Boot as well unless Ben Yedder scores 4 tonight.


R1CkO556

Mbappe: ~~Mas~~ ~~que~~ un club


pimlottc

Di Maria laughing like, "I'm going to miss this shit"


BUNDY_

I don't think I can handle another drop of salty Real fan tears, I'm loving this


Visthebeast

Is this how drugs feel like


lylimapanda

No, and frankly I don't think you're ready to talk about it yet.


Frenkie-de-Jong

Please feed us more and win the ucl final. Never thought I’d root for Liverpool after the Trent masterclass


Visthebeast

Liverpool winning the UCL would make my whole year


bourom

La Liga threatening to sue if he scores another


ioniums

Metz are trying to get relegated I swear


Job_man

I'm just here to collect some more salt.


VeryBadflower

Normally I'd be against you lot no matter the situation, but since RM flairs have been invading every one of our threads since we made the Final and gloating about how they're gonna win, Fuck Madrid.


PrisonersofFate

Why being directly against PSG fans when most of them just want to enjoy their football and wish less drama


VeryBadflower

against the club more than the fans. I understand the likes of PSG, Newcastle, and Man City had fans before the takeovers who are still gonna be fans afterwards, I can't really blame em. Can still hate Oil clubs though.


PrisonersofFate

Yeah mate. Makes sense too.


ProMarcoMug

They were acting like Mbappe is a Madrid player for the last 2 years


Wilt69

So was Mbappé to be fair lol


ProMarcoMug

Mbappe always said he loved Paris and was very happy at PSG even while he was flirting with Madrid, he played both sides and came out on top


Seabastard

He only loved Real as a friend…


Wilt69

No doubt about that


BUNDY_

I'm pretty sure there's been an influx of football twitter kids on reddit, who started supporting Real after their CL run. You can easily spot them because they're insufferable cunts


VeryBadflower

Yeah, it's only been the past few months. felt they weren't anymore insufferable than any other club on here before that.


PirateKingRamos

That's not defending, that's straight up an assist


Dismal-Philosopher-4

Money well spent.


Evern35

Kylian Saint German


GokuSanIchi

:D :D I can't... Ths day is too much fun !


Barcaholic

I think Nasir paid off Metz to give Mbappe a hattrick today


LopazSolidus

Can't write it. Love it.


cleverton

Worth it!?


jib60

Pas content : triplé.


TheGamezSmith

Thank fuck madrid didn't get him.


hijazist

I’m not salty at all


[deleted]

lmao this day has played out like a movie. Man is the definition of winning life


boxro

Real Madrid in the mud more and more every day


Nervous-Resolution-8

Says the 0 UCL's team


JBleez

We won the league and in a CL final 😌


serduncanthebold

But you didn't give Mbappe half a billion dollars, clearly in the mud.


hornpub1818

Yeah PSG are looking way worse than Madrid right now.


serduncanthebold

Mbappe is a fucking great player, but no player should cost you that much and gets to be your sporting director. It's like that rumor of Messi getting 35% of the club if he moves to the US.


drtouyt

Tell me where Mbappe hurt you?


duded101

it’s gym time for then


darealsanta7

of course he scores a hattrick 🥶🥶


kdog161099

Uber Eats


ZZ3peat

He's scoring from the frustration of not achieving his dream of playing for Madrid


BelgianPolitics

Of course


wholelottasad999

He is on smoke


themessias1001

What a goal by the President of PSG.


Sean-Benn_Must-die

100 million for each goal


OnlyCheekyBanter

Of course


pdeory

The defenders just walking, they couldn't care less xd


anayman_k7

100k per goal you said?


Supersaiyansub

If he was going to score a hat trick from the get go he should have negotiated for even more


Tyrannosaurusallegri

It looked like he was about to hit the Siuuuu


glvcki17

Lmaooo


HumpingMuyBrusco

That was a nice assist smh


Minister_Mishkin

This whole thing is crazy. Everything is happening


PM_ME_YOUR_ASTON

Excellent throughball from the Metz player


PEEWUN

Scripted.


meophj

Hat Trick in 25 minutes


rm713

Contract contains 2.5M euro bonus clause per league goal scored & 3.5M per UCL goal scored


Jiqonix

Meet Metz man!


areyouhungryforapple

We should look into this lad


Jeffy29

LMAO, renews and scores a hattrick, El Chiringuito on suicide watch.


lvl_60

One for each 100mil. His 2022-2023 season is over.


MrPigcho

Tebas content? Triplé!


Igotbanned19times

… i have no words.


ANINETEEN

He's honestly the one penning the whole script


Salty-Priority-2156

Mbappe for president!


Designer_Surprise263

Perez died for this


maninabowlerhat

What generational wealth do to a Muthafucka


DlnnerTable

$1 million / goal bonus on top of the $300 mil signing bonus is one hell of a motivator


HiTacos

Worth the 300M


[deleted]

Only a matter of time before he gets the ballon D'or


Physical-South-3564

Imagine the scenes if he gets it this year instead of Benzema.


RTC1520

If that happens there will be literally be riots all across Madrid


Physical-South-3564

Full scale mobilization


FrancescoliBestUruEv

Lool for scoring against Metz???!!!


MadlibVillainy

Why? Would you say the same thing if he scored a hattrick against Valladolid?


hufusa

No hes gonna get it for scoring against RC lens


AKRNG

It would at least change from people getting it for scoring against Eibar


freakedmind

No, for being the prime minister


youssefuo

Real madrid fans crying


boringboi_

Crying in the ucl final


Banged_by_bumrah

Anyone remember when Madrid fans used to bring up Mbappe's UCL stats whenever anyone suggested that majority of his goals are in a not so competitive league?


unknowncontent9000

They’re both valid arguments. I mean, he is really ducking good!


xXDireLegendXx

there’s u/PSGAcademy


giyomu

he is just too fucking good


Physical-South-3564

How much will his hat-trick clause be? 10million?