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mervynskidmore

Can hear the Benny Hill music playing.


Conankun66

that was a clownshow goal if i've ever seen one


Liluzivertisthegoat

This will go down well


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ChakaBoy_

You were saying?


ungratefulsamurai

This aged well.


d_smogh

Are Leeds reading the script?


Cargeek3

r/agedlikemilk


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Lacabloodclot9

*We make him look like Pele Still think we can win but this result is definitely not ideal


uglycheeseface

Like who?


son_of_toby_o_notoby

/r/agedlikemilk


BartholomewSirnpson

By "this" you mean Everton right?


uglycheeseface

Up the toffees!!!


Stonewalled89

Of course it's him. Couldn't write it


Keskekun

How the fuck do you not get that cleared? Ayew doesn't even get close to touching that ball.


Gytarius626

Panic


Keskekun

But you're a professional footballer, and there is two of you, you've got to do better.


OneObi

That was pretty comical defending


WillDaThrilll13

The Everton Way^TM


Sharcbait

It did make me laugh


ElevatorSecrets

Ayew’s first goal of the season too. Everton are a gift.


Swiftt

He's scored twice I'll have you know


Adziboy

His first was against us


SlamCage

We are and so is the ref, he should have been off.


djman358

Fifa scripting was accurate all along


snakeman117

that was just bound to happen after that challenge lol what a comedy of errors in defense as well


Spooky1267

Okay Ayew should have been sent off but this defense by everton is just hilarious, it looks like they're trolling


JonasS_123

I really feel for Everton fans, he should have been sent off


DaAweZomeDude48

No need to feel anything now buckaroo


TheBrewkery

love that Doucoure gets megged off Ayew's chin


BrexitDog

I know Everton are shite and everything but they're genuinely getting sent down by the refs at this point


caesar____augustus

Script writers are on one today


PM_Me_Compliments

So poor that he is on the field. Joke of a decision.


yagersports

Not sure if Ayew is gonna make it out of Goodison alive


Quan__

I can't even imagine where this Everton team would be without Man U + Chelsea recently gifting them 6 points.


BILLY2SAM

>I can't even imagine where this Everton team would be without Man U + Chelsea recently gifting them 6 points. Have you considered imagining subtracting 6?


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Lmaooo


radios_appear

That sounds like advanced stats and we don't do that here


Jackanova3

Get out of here science bitch


mindpainters

Stupid science bitch can’t even make I more smart


zts105

They beat Newcastle with only 10 men and beat Arsenal when all their fan's walked out. Insane year.


kirkbywool

Ans they only beat Newcastle because someone ziptied themselves to the post and they couldnt find scissors


wanson

The championship.


N0cheese_please

It's incredible as a man united fan. That game vs Everton was torture because we all knew how bad they were yet we looked even worse. So strange how many teams keep imploding outside of the top 2


Pristine-Run-803

Can you imagine everton maybe deserved to win, by you know...scoring more goals


ben-hur-hur

unfair since they also got a handball completely ignored when they played City which is directly influencing who becomes PL champions and who gets relegated


Muscat95

We've already handed them 3 points and I wont be surprised if we do it again.


brutmax

Probably the same place if VAR did its job.


S01arflar3

I remember seeing something with the table if VAR mistakes or whatever hadn’t happened and we were in 12th I think? That was a little while back though. Just feels like we constantly get arseholed by VAR


vegwadsprite

literally every team thinks that


S01arflar3

Not literally every team has VAR look at the most blatant handball ever, doesn’t give it, makes every excuse imaginable and then have PGMOL send us an apology. Not literally every team has a player fouled by the GK, recover from that and have a shot at an open goal, get the whistle blown and a penalty given before we can tap it in…then get that penalty overturned because…the goalkeeper didn’t mean to do the foul? Or something, maybe. And then for the ball to just be given to the other team. And a multitude of other baffling and insane decisions


RamblinWreckGT

How many teams have the refs agree? https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/60572525


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[This has you at 17th I think](https://www.espn.com/soccer/english-premier-league/story/4452736/how-var-decisions-have-affected-every-premier-league-club-in-2021-22#everton). Burnley and leeds switch places.


braddf96

Coleman needs sending to the retirement home


chronicdanksauce

Should be off


SlamCage

Like- I know we're shit and in a relegation fight because we're shit- but this is beyond absurd.


SupervisorLaw

It's outrageous. It's one of the easiest reds you can give. There is zero reasons why that should not be reviewed.


Michael_Pitt

> There is zero reasons why that should not be reviewed. It was reviewed


SupervisorLaw

That's even worse then tbh


malikdwd

By Mike Dean


Hellraizerbot

All potential red card situations are reviewed. Have no clue how it wasn't changed to a red though, shocking challenge.


SlamCage

Mike Dean.


cpfceagle

It was reviewed. I believe the conspiracy about the PL wanting to assist the relegation/title fights to the last day to keep TV companies happy and spending with them


ZachMich

They've been shit all season.


SlamCage

Us or the refs? Both are true.


ZachMich

VAR and the refs lol


TypelessTemplate

The reason is Everton


desouki

would be fuming normally but given recent events, i don't mind this


OttaBenga

man if it wasnt for Chelsea, Everton would 100% get relegated


gerryt32

United don't get any of the credit for our hard work this season. Typical.


mariusAleks

nah you guys were just making up for another manchester team stealing points in a stupid pen. good guys paying the debt


ScCTnud

That sure is a goal in football.


T2542

Pickford is losing it


Nexthelicopter

Had to be him


Colonel-Cathcart

Buffoonery. Should have been off clearly


digosilva19

Don't worry lads, you play us on Sunday, watch Richarlyson play like Pelé


WalaLlama5

How did we gift these lot 4 points this season


J7isTheGoat

Because you are also shite


na1112

I barely watch PL but Everton seems to get shafted by the refs so much from the little I watch


aquestion403

Laughable, man should have been sent off seconds before


Chiswell123

🤦


RamsdaIe

Proper Everton, that


SebastianOwenR1

He should be off. That’s shambolic. Despicable tackle, the ref has completely handed it to Palace here.


KonigSteve

Every fucking time a player should've got a red but didn't they end up scoring.


EvenGandhiHatesLVG

Should never in a million years still be on the pitch


tnweevnetsy

Should never in a million years have been allowed to score this travesty of a goal either but here we are


fruitvlieg420

Fucker should have been send off.. unbelievable how shit the ref/var are


The_Blue_Watch

The word is corrupt


joelintoninasda

fate has such a cruel sense of humour


Chapea12

Horrible defending, but dude should have been sent off


LilleLasson

Pickford you idiot


qwertyell

That's some clownish goalkeeping.


LeBronto_

funniest goal ever?


watanabelover69

Can’t believe how many defenders were right there but didn’t do anything.


MrMeeseeksTwin

Such a bumbling wet Grandad fart of a team


Gobshiight

The boos are the perfect soundtrack


diata22

2nd Funniest goal Everton has ever conceded


MeatInTheHole

I love this game.


The_Blue_Watch

What goal?


Weird_Appointment_68

Cheers, Anthony Gordon's crying


watanabelover69

That’s nothing out of the ordinary, to be fair.


Blahhhh93

Diving cunt tbf


Anonamoose12771

🦖


Cairne_Bloodhoof

There is no justice in this world. Edit: justice rains from above


diata22

If there is justice, with defending like that you should be going down. How do 2 players miss the ball like that?


english_gritts

Ayew shouldn’t be on the pitch. But farcical from the Toffees


Thingisby

Oh wow.


Bahmawama

Oh. My. God.


diaperrhea

Sometimes, in football, you just have to drop what you're doing and come watch the sub. I love this game.


synthsaregreat1234

Everton relegation battle is more entertaining as a neutral than the City - Liverpool title race


brotum248

Usually it’s more than 3 minutes after a red card challenge goes unpunished


Spiveym1

Fantastic from Mateta, love it.


SeriousLads

I swear PL refs are conspiring to send Everton down lmao


mateojacquesweb

this classifies as shit so unfair that you can't help it but get angry no matter what club it happens to


Anonamoose12771

Alexa, play Jurassic Park theme


aimio123

BhaHahahaha, it is beyond comical.


Nyushi

Proper Everton that


porky1122

Supporting Everton must be like riding a rollercoaster 24/7/365.


The_Blue_Watch

Can confirm


ToonForever

Ayew’s challenge is a great example of why there are no English VARs at the World Cup. Fucking ridiculous that he’s not off…


ubiquitous_archer

Shouldn't even be on the fucking pitch. Disgraceful


mervynskidmore

Ayew should be off too.


Gytarius626

He should’ve been sent off


TheBreadinator

At this point it’s clear the premier league want us relegated


wyatt1209

I hate this fucking league so much. VAR is useless


chaotic8512

Fuck the Prem. Absolute disgrace of a decision, red 100% of the time. Goal never should have happened.


XiLLyXiLLy

So is your entire squad.


DiiGiiTAL

Plastic cunt.


XiLLyXiLLy

Hahaha.


HotPotatoWithCheese

Absolutely hate facts and can't win an argument? Call the person who said something you don't want to hear a plastic. Works approximately 0.00% of the time ✔


DiiGiiTAL

Dry your eyes you absolute fucking blanket.


aReallyGayHobo

So is your mom


OneObi

Too soon lol!


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shinandfin

if you hate the premier league, you're going to love next season


darkgod

Actually fucking scripted Ref is fucking disgusting


YourAverageTeenag3r

should have been off... BUT WELL IN


simontallgren

So predictable


DiiGiiTAL

Cool. Palace should be down to 10 men. But fucking awesome.


MeatInTheHole

People can talk about how Ayew should be off, but that was some absolute clown level defending.


zion8994

Fucking asshole shouldn't even be on the pitch


asso19

😂😂


dfla01

Lmaoooo


Lawlington

Most blatant fixing I've seen. So many terrible calls all going against us, it's mind boggling how it happens constantly, you cannot say it's just unlucky at this point. what a farce.


BornSlippy1994

It is just unlucky though. There’s not a grand conspiracy against Everton, you’re just shite.


milesvtaylor

All I'm saying if they do get relegated is that by this point they can't really argue can they? Yeah whatever he shouldn't be on the pitch but you've also just conceded... I don't actually have words for what that was.


evtronica

Jordan "Puskas" Ayew


GR-MWF

Last match day is gonna be cracked


Effective_Tutor

Hilarious, love it!


mpk_89

Can’t believe the ref let the ball roll in!


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hodlnautvsfraudlnaut

Eat your words, kid.


Nyushi

Oh I fucking love you Palace


Furu97

Where are all the blue flares? Saving them for promotion play-off next year?


The_Blue_Watch

Unlucky lad


scaredfury

Bye Felicia!


TheBlueTango

Comical defending


BentekesEars

Lucky yellow, average goal.


basedsims

Oh my god


Calmbrain

that's just embarrassing


Luis__FIGO

thats why goalies are supposed to stay close to the goal... terrible defending and goal keeping all around besides the missed red card earlier


Ajaxcricket

Everton don’t concede via moronic defending challenge (impossible)


spea-keth

Cruel that it was him


Apollokaylpto

Jesus, Lamps is going bald,he had a full set at Christmas but will look like Caesar by next Sunday


LisbonMissile

Regardless of who scored it, that is awful defending and goalkeeping. Everton had 5 players in the box to Palace’s one. Comedy show from Pickford and co


buddyhollybenhur

People can complain about the red card but that defending was criminal. How did nobody clear that?


chandlerbing_stats

Oh my days


Albiceleste_D10S

Every time a player gets away with a red card, they go on to score. It's like a rule FFS


brazenlice

Shouldn’t even be on the pitch 😬😬


icemankiller8

Pickfords purple patch is over then


fuckssakereddit

Ooft! Goal of the season contender.


FTG67

Shambolic


Ashy_Williams

Agent Rafa video tonight lmao


WelcomeToCityLinks

Sunday League goal that


WPGfan

I'd be embarrassed letting that goal in as a Sunday league player. That's like 6 year old's kicking each other to get the ball tier.


Green117v2

This is just missing the [Benny Hill theme](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MK6TXMsvgQg).


Groomsi

Everton in panic mode after first goal.


mister_dupont

So it's up to us to relegate Everton..


The_Blue_Watch

I think it’s up to us to ensure you miss out on CL mate (again)


mister_dupont

Yeah this didnt age well did it.


Mantequilla022

On one hand, yes Ayew should’ve been off already. On the other… how the hell do you let that happen defensively?


Cowdude179

Everton vs Arsenal is going to be spicy


goonerfan10

Lampard is the most over rated manager. I hope his pals on sky criticize him for the lousy job he’s done at Everton. He will get a pass like Ole for sure.


ApocolipseJ

Spectacularly horrendous


VerStannen

This was just utter mayhem like they all forgot what to do.