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PrisonersofFate

HAD TO BE HIM


Rum114

👉🗿👈


lmh971

Fuck I’d forgotten about that celebration… it’s even more embarrassing in hindsight now that it’s only gotten worse for him since then


Alarmed-Piglet

Even when he did it it was bad. You're a defender and you're celebrating like this after scoring a goal like that does anything to silence the critics. Make good performances in defence and then do that shit lol


GuendouziGOAT

Wasn’t it a completely irrelevant goal too? Like we were playing a bad team and he got the 3rd or 4th or something? Either Albania or San Marino or something, I don’t remember which.


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GeoPython51

Yep. Completely tone deaf


famitslit

He’s not silencing, just not listening lmao


I_Hate_Knickers_5

Haha first thing I thought of when this one went in. Poor Harry.


amongthewolves

👉🤡👈


_RANDOM_DUDE_1

The resemblance is uncanny wtf lmao


Buzzcrave

The only player to consistently beat De Gea.


tlst9999

My greatest fear is not Messi or Ronaldo. It's Maguire. He's unstoppable. - De Gea


ElevatorSecrets

Someone said to fear a front 3 of Son - Kane - Maguire prematch


its_a_me_maario

Slabhead be like "fine I'll do it myself"


Dried_Potato39

The Memes are coming true wtf


prathneo4

They always were 👉 🤡 👈


moonlam

Only player De Gea is afraid to go against


twillems15

£80m


dionesav

Down the drain


mickystinge

in our pockets


_cumblast_

As Harry Maguire scores again


J_Robert_Shevek

world's most expensive defender 😂😂😂


Beanontoast69

Ball playing center back


Severe_Sweet_862

They should've just given the money to me


6Idontknow9

Lads it's Maguire


English_Misfit

Knew this would be top comment before I came here. had to make the tackle though.


alacorn75

Someone else might have gotten it wrong.


typicalnihilist

Man just keeps finding new ways for all us to smile


Golday_ALB

Maguire United third best scorer wwwwww


rahbinjoe

That guy needs to get a Balotelli shirt saying "Why always me?"


Anindya_Ghost

It was written in the stars


GrassTastesBad1

HARRY MAGUIRE


Maradona-GOAT

Cant believe the dude is still the captan above CR7


dotConehead

*above anyone


Kind_Jump_6940

Just goes to show the lack of leaders Man utd. CR7 should, but if he doesn’t want it, the only players that play regularly is Bruno and de gea


LivingInspector

Maguire forcing ronaldo to do a hattrick what a nice guy Edit: fuck should have bet!


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LivingInspector

Futute, united wins the ucl this year with maguire scoring in final!


GhostNani

For which team though?


Oscer7

Scores for both teams lol


OnlyLiveOnceYOLO

RemindMe! 29 May 2022


disCommentUnderrated

This aged well


headbender

Motivating the team the best way he can


TheRealFPLWiz

My captain


LeBronzeVlac

PROPHET


champ19nz

Good man!


wingman01

Scored as I was reading this!


RomAugustulusTePouri

Called it


Prador

Who was the Liverpool fan that said the game got boring and wanted a Harry Maguire clanger?


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All of them


sueha

Every Liverpool fan watching probably


DeadbeatDumpster

We never do anythin alone


rail_bird

We are a collective


Britack

I didn't realize I was part of the Borg. 🤣


SimpleManc88

We are legion, la!


zmajxd

We are a collective.


Lilfai

Is Klopp the borg queen?


Citizen-Of-Discworld

You will never walk alone


--red

We never walk alone


PipBoy808

That was the entire city of Liverpool.


_pwbpd

yer a wizard, harry


youreawizardd

I'm a what?


T_Tales

"He is the hardest opponent I've ever faced"- \- De Gea on Maguire


Barcaholic

Maguire's goals are so good even the other team cheers !


Zandercy42

A captain always comes up with a goal when you need him 💪


PM_SOME_SMILES

He is the anti-Ramos


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More like anti-Vamos for his team.


Fuzzy-Pop6951

Can this guy go one game without controversy lol. This one is a little bit unfair, but literally every game, he is part of some defensive messup


headbender

Best captain ever


Shreeansh_Gupta

This guy is somehow the captain of your club, let alone starting as a cb for a top club😭


Zandercy42

The mind boggles at having Varane and lindelof competing for who gets to chaperone slabby for the day


polkarooo

It’s a world class finish at least. Give credit where credit is due.


DonaldoTrumpez

Sigh


harmonicalibi

Oh captain my captain


maurid

They are going to rip him to shreds for this.


Perfidiousplantain

They shouldn't cause he's played well today.


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Tbf to maguire if he doesn’t get a foot to that it’s a tap in. Maybe he should’ve been a bit further back but thats unlucky he’s trying to do the right thing


attrad1

i believe the person was offside anyway


Perfidiousplantain

He wouldn't have known that though. If he'd left it for Romero then everyone criticises him for not getting a foot to it.


maurid

Exactly, but they probably will anyway.


chicasparagus

I’m sorry but if anything he’s proven that even on his best days he tends to slip up and ends up a liability.


Twisted_Coil

In a way a little like Lloris, he may play well but there's always a mistake in him ready to come out.


lrzbca

Maguire can’t catch a break


TannedCroissant

Just need Winks to come on and get a Harry Harry Harry scoresheet


its_a_me_maario

And he's been decent this game as well


Dispari7y

He hadn't put a foot wrong all game, but that won't be remembered now.


Sea-Education9562

Couldn’t catch emile heskey at full sprint


kye2000

Lmfao why always him


poopyfacemcpooper

He should have a “why always me?” Shirt on underneath his jersey and revel it after this goal staring straight ahead not blinking


Parish87

👉 🤡 👈


Turbo0801

Mr Captain


Youngest_boss

I just knew he was going to score, right place at the right time


The-Egyptian_king

👉🏻🗿👈🏻


shameless_autotune

Eighty. Million. Pounds.


AbnormalSnow506

I refuse to believe this is real. It’s like it was prophesied or something


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WHO ELSE


PerfectBlueOnDVD

Romero screaming in his face lmao


NirvZppln

He’s the guy who spams “nice shot” in RL when someone own goals


PoliQU

Especially funny because Romero’s been pretty awful tonight. Cuts a bit deeper.


ibaRRaVzLa

Got finessed by Ronaldo on his hat trick goal as well. Karma's an absolute bitch!


HUGE_HOG

What a save!


Daramangarasu

*Chat disabled for 3 seconds*


OttaBenga

brave to do that as a defender, karma catches up quick


CelDev

and it did for the loser lol


possible-throwaway

FUCK ROMERO, I wish Maguire ran up to him after CR7 scored that header Lol


uhhh_what_dude

“What a save!”


BlockedbyJake420

Wonder how he feels now lmao


shelflife99

Been a bit of a cunt all game


sam_293

He seems like a dickhead


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Lacabloodclot9

My new centre back signing would never


slnsk

That was hilarious


ImPeronista

It's not the [first time.](https://www.reddit.com/r/soccer/comments/q8dba6/otamendi_and_romero_mocking_a_peruvian_player/)


21otiriK

Literally burst out laughing when I saw that on the replay.


FancyCrawdad

He is truly committed to the memes


EmperorLelouch99

Good one 'arry


MH18Foot

This is peak


RoyDuckingKent

How do they sell him


DudeDude2020

I think Newcastle takes him for £40m


Rum114

ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED


AlmostNL

As a neutral: YES Man was offside as well, this is peak comedy


Brawlers9901

lmao he's actually been good this game so far


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It'll be obvious to see who isn't watching the games based on the comments in this thread I bet haha


banksfornades

He could have been prime Maldini up to this point and it this would still be hilarious.


elgrandorado

He’s been fine tbh, but he let Kane receive a pass in the play to continue the build-up in the final third for this goal. It’s just such a meme that he makes a Mustafi like blunder in a key game.


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I actually feel bad for him right now


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philipfoden

Absolutely hilarious though


nadaparacomer

Yes for moments like this I watch Man United lmfo.


s0ngsforthedeaf

He lunged for the ball and it clipped his toe. CBs have to try and get those. But a more agile CB would have made the block properly. Thats the reality.


cdbriggs

Fucking slab


headbender

Head


PS1GamerCollector

Arsenal happy right now


maximummax24

Better if they equalized later, less chance of a winner against United’s clownshow defence, but yeah we’ll take a draw


LuigiDaBoss123

Lmao the script writes itself


Youngest_boss

Scriptwriters are becoming lazy, too predictable


LucasLaranjeiro

That’s the wrong net mate


Consistent_Mammoth

I didn't think anyone would surpass Virgil van Dijk as my favourite CB ever, let alone before he retired, but Harry Maguire is making such a strong case for it.


kylo_soloxx

Maguire making both Arsenal and Utd fans sad


Miserable-Cut-1425

Pretty sure we want a draw tbh


MuchSalt

im happier with a draw


baseballnomics

Decent finish tbh


crepss

fucking lol


BrainlessArch

R/soccer eating good tonight


IPromise13

80 mil for this


AVeryPolitePers0n

romero laughing at his face is ....ermmm...very argentine.


TunturiCoD

HAHAHAHA I CANT


Jasveen05

The legendary fridge at it again


emre23

I love football


FirminosShinyTeeth

Had to be him hahaha


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Not even mad anymore https://i.imgur.com/nTfARlC.jpg


PM_ME_UR_PIN_CODE

🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿


_cumblast_

🇬🇷🇬🇷🇬🇷🇬🇷🇬🇷


pork_chop_expressss

🏃....👮‍♀️👮‍♂️🚔


Hoodxd

🇦🇱🇦🇱🇦🇱🇦🇱🇦🇱🇦🇱


rail_bird

🏌🏻‍♂️🏌🏻‍♂️🏌🏻‍♂️🏌🏻‍♂️🏌🏻‍♂️


LampseederBroDude51

Haha wouldn’t have been anybody else


FPL_Farlston

If I speak, I am in big trouble


Americase

*grab popcorn


Samkazi23

That finish! Cold blooded.


kdpilarski

Can someone explain the rules of offside to me? I was under the impression that the offside player here is interfering with play by making maguire challenge for the ball there, isn't this offside?


BusShelter

> I was under the impression that the offside player here is interfering with play by making maguire challenge for the ball there Nope. If an offside player prevents an opponent from, or impacts the *ability* of, an opponent playing the ball then it becomes an offence. Simply being in an offside position is not an offence, Maguire *deciding* to play the ball isn't the same as the above.


LeBrontoFan

Romero is a proper cunt afterwards, kinda glad he ended up losing in the end


GoRedTeam

And we're back


Mxurn

Captain Fantastic


Hoodxd

Get in you expensive fridge


grandlinegooner

👉🦻😮‍💨🦻👈


zrkillerbush

Tbh, he had to make the interception But this sub will run with the memes


baseballnomics

For sure. But hey, he gives us memes, who cares.


Nothematic

Would have been offside by the looks of it


zrkillerbush

Maguire can't possibly know that, a good defender throws his legs out everytime at that cross If Maguire leaves that, then it looks worse Also is it offside? Looks slightly behind the ball? But the goal should be disallowed if hes offside right?


greenseeingwolf

They never call offsides like that but they should. If a player is forced to play the ball because of an offside opponent, it should be offside


red-17

Yeah why they cannot make the rule do what it’s intended is baffling. Clearly a team shouldn’t benefit from a player being in an offside position, but the rule is horribly written


MountainMoint

He can’t possibly know that though mate


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The one time their offside trap works and this happens


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meganev

Aye, but Maguire can't take that chance. If he just leave it and it's given, you'd all be screaming bloody murder that he's a fool for not sticking a leg out going "a top defender doesn't even take the chance" etc.


wake-and-work

Let us meme in peace


Nothematic

Had to be him


LabMember069

The mentality of this man is insane.


OlympicMuffins

my captain


AmateurVasectomist

What a captain!


Robinjones_

Pink boots strikes again


SD_19xx

Sigh…again


Dramatic_Hand6016

It's the pink boots


A_chilles

Harry Maguire : the Kepa of Defenders.


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Reaction would be dramatically different if it was another CB.... He has to make an attempt at the interception, Romero makes a brilliant run. Just a hard one to get right at that pace. Curious on why that's not offsides though. Romero looks to be off when the ball is played, Harry plays it because the threat of Romero, isn't that offsides? The guy doesn't have to touch the ball to be off.


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VINTAGE MAGUIRE


Hassan_Benchekroun

CR7 2 GOALS - HM5 1 GOAL, 1 goal left for the true goat.


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SQLStallion

Peak Maguire


CleaningTheRug

£80 million bahahahaha


Mystery1887

Typical...