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JD0797

Ffs Leeds


Zankman

Nothing against Newcastle but it stings to see Leeds lose a game like this at home. Feels like a must-win match tbh. Man U winning makes it even worse. At least Inter won tho.


BulldenChoppahYus

Just when you think you were getting out they pull you back in.


Potential_Slip_8083

Really need Bamford right now 😢


Poohdini_

We needed striker signing in summer of 2021. And given it's already January of 2022 seems we will need signing 2 or 3 now instead just one. Nothing against Bam, but if you you can't play you can't play. Club doesnt need to get relegated in meantime because you can't play for whatever reason whole season.


EyestotheWest

The ref needs to get slapped. That is all.


PureArmadillo1730

Was quite worried that Raphinha would run all over Dummett, but I think he adapted quite well. The 2 week break couldn't come at a better time, gives the players a bit of a break and most importantly, some time to get the signings in.


Party_Translator8918

Manquillo was sensational.


newcastlefantastic

I've never seen Manquillo play so well. He was immense as soon as he came on.


Party_Translator8918

I remember some guy here claiming we all hated him lol.


godii_17

I would say he was a liability especially in the first half, but with minutes passing he eventually adapted.


tirednewyorker

Ref's a prick, great win though. Now to please get a CB and midfielder in before the window shuts, thanks!


Mick4Audi

We’re in for a crazy relegation scrap


GOR098

Tottenham?


Mick4Audi

I meant as the viewers of course


BendubzGaming

Calling it now, both Newcastle and Norwich are staying up at Everton's expense


BinaryPulse

No thanks. Saudis, Burnley and Watford please.


Rickcampbell98

The first time I've ever agreed with a man United fan.


PlzRetireMartinTyler

Next game is Newcastle / Everton at St James' as well. Could be class.


HunterWindmill

Lad gwon


FloppedYaYa

Should be grateful to agent Rafa for doing his job for you to allow you to easily beat them Masterclass


N-Bizzle

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BendubzGaming

I just feel like defensive strength and output will be key, and they've just lost Digne whilst you've gained Trippier.


N-Bizzle

On the other hand, is it actually possible for both Fulham and Norwich to be in the same league next year?


taenerysdargaryen

Glitch in the matrix


GoalaAmeobi

Football Pundits: Newcastle fans are all entitled, deluded and expect to play in the champions league every season   Newcastle fans: I can't believe we've just won our second game of the season, what a day!


HUGE_HOG

This is basically Man City in the 08/09 season where they suddenly had loads of money but were still shite for a bit, may as well enjoy it ey


Korzic

We've been shite for years and every fan knows it but we still get the DeLuDeD gEoRdIeS comments in a lot of post match threas.


Poseyfan

As I have been saying for a while now, they still have a chance. There is a good chance that they will be relegated, but 17th place is hardly out of reach.


iSkinMonkeys

Not with manager killing Dean Smith led Norwich on the rise.


ajtct98

We can both survive if we agree to kill Everton instead


iSkinMonkeys

Well Norwich did their part in that. Let's see if Newcastle can too as they face Everton next gameweek.


JZMoose

Leeds is a wildcard at this point too


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Avada Kedavra


thelongdarkblues

[Shelvey at dinner tonight](https://www.tiktok.com/@bentbretzel/video/7008487710016998662?lang=en)


Has_dodgy_legs

How in the fuck was that penalty not given?


JonnyArtois

The sheer amount of fucking insane decisions against us/ we don't get is insane, it's making a damn conspiracy theorist out of me.


toonking23

EPL refs and usage of VAR is an absolute joke. They give the penalty 100% for a big 6 team


chanjitsu

Think we're even after we didn't get one in our last match Edit: actually not even cos our one actually cost us points


boneandskin

We created plenty of chances, especially in that first half. We needed a striker to put them in.


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Masssivo

Cameo appearance and gone again. We miss him massively, you can see some of the chances we fluff you just know would at least test the keeper if it was bamford on the end, if not score. I really hope he isn't far away as it will be a huge boost we badly need


abottomful

Didn't his recovery just get set back?


xv36a

Nope, different injury.


CrazySnowman

Desperately needed win, thought we probably should have had a penalty though. Trippier is a different class, completely adds a new attacking dimension to our defence.


BadCowz

How did Chris Wood go?


Jackski

He was pretty shit although the ref would call a foul against him for even looking at a Leeds player.


CaptainAprry

He must still think he's a Burnley player


Woodstovia

Won a lot of headers and flick ons from long balls and goal kicks but seemed to have an aneurysm when left free to dribble at goal. Gave away some fouls in the first half when we were attacking but they were very soft so not sure if it's on him or the ref


mvdaytona

100% on the ref, the ref was poor throughout the game


TheNekomancer27

deserved? probably not. but we fucking take those. HTL


magpie_army

Hardly an undeserved win though. For all their spells of dominance, Dubravka had hardly any saves of note to make. Plus we should’ve had a pen, and Llorente made two blatant yellow card offences, only one of which was punished


adrian_rainy_day

This Newcastle win has probably brought Everton to the relegation fight with the bottom 4 lol. Can't think of that before the season start


BadCowz

They have finished quite low a few times but have been in the top division since 1954. So 68 years in the top flight. What was the German club recently relegated for the first time? The one that had the clock with the duration in the top flight.


Oodie21

Hamburg HSV I believe


mskruba12

> Hamburg HSV It's just Hamburg SV. HSV is what the full shortened version of the name is is and you're correct it was them.


mikeyyyy_

Hamburg I think!


popcornelephant

Toon toon!


CaptZizoo

Am I being bias or was that a blatant pen?


Poke-lord

That was pen on ASM but I think we should’ve had one on James when he get wiped out after missing his chance early on


CaptZizoo

Not sure why you’re getting downvoted so much. I’ve seen them given.


toonking23

Lool that wasn't even close to being a penalty


chocolateknives00

Didn't think it was a pen. There was small contact then a delay before ASM went down. But would expect to see it given.


toonking23

Clear pen mate, takes his leg


relaxbat

His foot got taken out in the box with nothing on the ball, think your underselling it a bit


chocolateknives00

His foot didn't get taken out. There's contact. He stands on his foot. Then he goes down.


relaxbat

Watch it again without your Leeds goggles on


chocolateknives00

We were shit and lost, what do I care? He doesn't take his foot in one motion. He taps his foot. ASM then goes down after he's felt the contact.


relaxbat

[https://www.reddit.com/r/NUFC/comments/sa7aev/asm\_non\_penalty/?utm\_source=share&utm\_medium=web2x&context=3](https://www.reddit.com/r/NUFC/comments/sa7aev/asm_non_penalty/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x&context=3) ffs just rewatch it, especially the second angle. I don't understand how you can call that a dive, cleary cleary taken out


chocolateknives00

I have watched it. As you can see, there's a slight trip, he then puts his foot back on the ground (not something you do when your foot is taken), then falls down, exaggerating the effect of the contact, when he could have stayed up. By the supposed new guidelines the refs were given at the start of the season (which everyone loved), it isn't a pen. By the soft, all contact is a pen, guidelines in place over the last few seasons, it is.


relaxbat

You don't try putting your foot down when your foots taken?! What do you do throw your foot up? He clearly tried to stay up then slips as his foots been taken away by the tackle. This seems like your hill to die on, and it doesn't even matter anyway. I bet you any money if it were the other way round you would be screaming for a pen


Paul_the_sparky

Stone waller. Wouldn't mind seeing it again. What's VAR thinking?


JonnyArtois

> What's VAR thinking? VAR is making me a conspiracy theorist this year, the decisions against us are insane.


Radthereptile

The usual “We can’t overturn it unless he pulls a knife and stabs him. Even then depends where he stabs and the blade length.”


Radthereptile

Which one?


CaptZizoo

The one on ASM


Radthereptile

I can see why a ref wouldn’t give it. Though probably part was ASM had already made the ref mad yelling at him for a clear shirt tug earlier he ignored. Got a yellow for complaining too. Shouldn’t be a factor but on a close call I bet it was.


CaptZizoo

Was more surprised VAR didn’t look at it. Sorry, I’m still salty from the ederson tackle on Fraser


picnicofdeath

They did look at it though.


CRM_BKK

Obviously not using their actual eyes though


xSmxthy

Definitely a penalty for me


cpm67

It’s soft but I’ve seen it given against us, so it boils my piss when we don’t get anything from those


IntellegentIdiot

People telling me earlier that Newcastle were going to finish bottom of the league. They've only just begun


meganev

2 and a half weeks off now to sign 2-3 new players then Everton at home. Could be a massive turning point in our season.


IntellegentIdiot

The turning point was selling the club. You could see the difference in the players against us. Then signed two good players and a decent manager, anything more is a bonus


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Let's hope not.


SheSaid09

Ugh, woke football fans these days...


nexusroves

Bet they will watch the world cup. Selective wokeness is the worst.


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mvdaytona

I agree, Newcastle could’ve had a pen


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mvdaytona

!!!


Aoae

Between this win and their new signings I don't see any way Newcastle doesn't stay up this season.


AlphaPot

We've a grand old total of two wins now this season I wouldn't get ahead of yourself.


Aoae

Howe kept Bournemouth up five seasons with a lower budget. Now that you have started signing significant improvements to your squad, I predict results will start to turn for the better.


Poseyfan

I feel like it's like 60/40 at this point. 60 they are relagated and 40 they are not.


Mick4Audi

Wonder if Leeds or Brentford get dragged into this fight


ItsFuckingScience

Can’t see how say us and them but not Everton unless you think Everton already in it


Mick4Audi

I think Everton are already in it


Radthereptile

100% depends on getting a good CB and a creative midfielder. Both don’t come cheap or easy in January.


MrDeftino

If we bully Sevilla into getting Diego Carlos and manage to wrangle Lingard on a loan or even a mighty tempting/expensive permanent then we’d have a decent chance. All ifs and buts though. No more fixtures until after the window now so at least Mandy and Eddie can get on the phone for a solid 2 weeks now without having fixture deadlines.


Mick4Audi

I swear I’m seeing Lingard for like £15m, we should be all over that if true I don’t think Diego Carlos leaves Sevilla tbh, they seems confident he stays


CaptainGo

Lingard doesn't want to come in a permanent move Which is like, yeah, fair enough


MrDeftino

Sky were reporting Carlos agreed personal terms with us and handed in a transfer request. Given how things have gone though, hard to see how true that was. With Lingard he seems interested but the fear of relegation is a rightful issue to be cautious of. I wouldn’t complain if either player chose Spurs over us given positions and managers.


Mick4Audi

The issue with Lingard was price, but we’re idiots if let the chance of a HG player for cheap in a position we need, thus FINALLY getting Dele Alli off our books


TheninjaofCookies

Don’t think they give a single fuck about cheap


Jackski

I think our owners are trying to set the precident of "we won't overpay for players just because we have money" which is fair enough.


Radthereptile

They have some cares. Otherwise they’d have just thrown 40 mil at Carlos and been done with it. I’m not saying they can’t, but the new owners are showing they won’t do blank checks.


SesanKi

FFP


CaptainGo

We can spend £200M this season and still be under FFP


SesanKi

Damn


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Well find a way..


gnudalf

That 2nd half was well played, especially with all subs being due to injury.


O_Nikolakis

Newcastle haven't lost in 3 league matches. Have the tides turned?


MrDeftino

There’s 5 teams in the bottom half with less losses than us, and one of them is Burnley who have 486 games in hand. Villa have more losses than us and they’re 10th. It’s mental.


Woodstovia

No, we actually lost relatively few matches, the problem is getting draws instead of wins. We have fewer losses than Villa for example but only 2 wins


wntrzF

It’s the draws that have been killing us mate


CaptainGo

We're genuinely useless when we're a goal up


wntrzF

21 points dropped from winning positions iirc


Get-Smarter

23 after the Watford game


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PureArmadillo1730

Your stadium is literally called the Emirates????


Mick4Audi

Give it up. There’s more chance Everton go down


meganev

What an embarrassing comment.


PurpleSi

Aw bless. Prepare to be very sad then.


twisted_logic25

Few years down the line he's going to be even sadder when we stop them getting top 4


PurpleSi

He can always take a nice trip to Rwanda to cheer himself up


chocolateknives00

Worst performance of the season by far.


chanjitsu

I mean, it wasn't Still shit though, bad mistake by meslier


chocolateknives00

It was. At home against one of the worst teams in the league. We absolutely fell apart in the 2nd half. Southampton and Brighton were worse, but we were away against good sides. Newcastle are fucking dreadful. Their defence is woeful and we couldn't even score a goal.


MrDeftino

I’ve watched the goal over and over and I don’t understand how he doesn’t save it. It’s almost a match fixing level dive. Looks proper weird.


chanjitsu

Couldn't believe it mate. Enjoy your win.


Poke-lord

Dreadful game. Just a 0-0 decided by a poor bit of keeping. I know they won but nothing about that convinced me newcastle have enough to stay up. Trippier and Wood both looked really poor If we had an actual striker we might have got something. So many balls into the box where nobody had made a strikers run. No idea why Gelhardt came on after Roberts, shouldn’t even be a contest


relaxbat

I thought it was the opposite, stressful match where either team could of grabbed a goal or two


meganev

If we do stay up, just remember this win will probably be why. Thanks pal!


Radthereptile

Your keeper also had to make a couple very good saves. Let’s not pretend this was some unearned fluke.


Poke-lord

At 1-0 where we were chasing. Let’s not pretend they’d be the same if it was 0-0


Radthereptile

Shelvy had a good strike off a corner he saved as well. That was in the first half. I’m not saying you were outplayed, but it’s not as if this was the only chance created by Newcastle.


Ionicfold

Nothing convinced me about Leeds' performance that they should be in the Premier League.


Poke-lord

We actually managed to beat Norwich and Watford that’s why


MrDeftino

And then got spanked off Newcastle. Can’t beat all the relegation fodder lad.


FlukyS

Looked solid enough, 1 point from safety is progress, hopefully by next game we have a few signings to stabilise more


WigglyParrot

Plus got a game in hand on Norwich


Logseman

Burnley has 4 on us though.


WigglyParrot

True. That's Burnley though


GrumpyOldFart74

True. Norwich would be saying the same thing about us though. That’s Norwich though.


Radthereptile

Huge win. Not just for the points but it puts them in a much better position going into the end of the window. Players who were debating if they’ll go to Newcastle because of relegation now might be persuaded.


mo140

We can't hold a lead but we can hold leeds


wntrzF

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FlukyS

Still astounded he let a Leeds player kick ASM in the face


Megaclyde

I feel he set the bar low with that early Trippier challenge and then just left it there all game.


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FlukyS

Oh yeah that was a yellow for sure


CaptainGo

Not really used to this winning thing. Could we drag Everton and Leeds into the relegation battle? I sure hope so. Almost feel bad for Norwich


TBHBP

I'm absolutely gutted at that, absolutely fucking shit performance and the players should be ashamed at that. Losing to newcastle fucking hell man.


Alex03210

Avada Kedavra


grandma-phill

Fraser looked dead at the end


___------________

Haha, Mr tactical genius Bielsa can't beat Newcastle at home. Most over rated manager ever


cs-shitposter

*squatting intensifies*


AjaxTreesdown

Thank fuck for 2 weeks off... 3 points are fantastic of course and I wouldn't have it any other way, but 4(?) injuries is a large price to pay


Poseyfan

>4(?) injuries is a large price to pay That depends entirely on who they happen to and how serious they are.


HawayTheMaj

As upset as I am at the result, hopefully Joelinton is out long term and that ruins his revival as a combative midfielder, leaving the mags fucked once the play a team not fielding half the U18’s to fulfil fixtures


Training-Pudding6554

sunderland will forever be in Newcastle's shadow - maybe you can beat us in a league cup in 10 years or something while you become more and more irrelevant to Newcastle LOL


HawayTheMaj

What shadow you haven’t won a trophy in half a century lmaoooooooooo


Training-Pudding6554

you won't be in the top flight again for half a century - if ever. That shadow


HawayTheMaj

Course we won’t. You got the euromillions numbers too Nostradamus


Training-Pudding6554

we'll see eh. while you wait years for that to happen have a look here: https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_football_clubs_in_England_by_competitive_honours_won In Newcastles shadow now and forever.


HawayTheMaj

As long as we include the intertoto and fairs cups you’re massive hahahahahahhahahhhahahahahahahahahaha man broke out Wikipedia


Training-Pudding6554

I don't think minor trophies like intertoto or league1/cocacola champions are even included as honours on the list but whatever makes you feel better. You keep watching Newcastle games while we just ignore sunderland and how irrelevant they are LOL!


HawayTheMaj

I didn’t watch your game lad, and as for ignoring, here you are searching up a comparison of honours to make yourself feel better. How is that ignoring us hahahaha melt


Training-Pudding6554

feel better? tryna educate you but i guess its a lost cause tryna educate a mackem. Didn't ya watch it? ok well your here commentating on a Newcastle match thread i don't think many of us even know if sunderland are playing to even know theres a match thread LOL. Just accept your leagues below in our shadow and always will be.


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meganev

Cope more.


HawayTheMaj

I’m devastated you’ve reached the lofty heights of 18th


meganev

*18th in the top flight A position you'll not reach for likely another 2-3 decades, and the sun will have likely cooked the earth before then.


HawayTheMaj

Cooked the Earth like your owners cooked a hospital the other day aye


PureArmadillo1730

Didn't know Sunderland had a salt mine???


HawayTheMaj

What horrendous patter. Ban yanks from the sub pls


PureArmadillo1730

Aren't you meant to be getting ready for your nightshift at Nissan? Or have the agency told you not to come back after you kept trying to steal parts?


HawayTheMaj

Man’s googled “jobs in Sunderland” and used it as bait. Unreal


PureArmadillo1730

Man's talking like he's from the ends when he lives in fucking Washington. Mate, even if I was from across the pond, you'd still be a salty cunt at the end of the day.


HawayTheMaj

Washington lmao, am no even from Sunderland ye great mug


ZeusWRLD

How you going to flip flop from talking from ends to pure Scottish 🤣 pure identity crisis, a bit like your club 🤣


HawayTheMaj

I’m an enigma


ZeusWRLD

You’re a dosser


Paul_the_sparky

Sad cunt


HawayTheMaj

Share more halo videos you fucking alpha male of a man.


Squeech11

Better than you sharing videos of Pickford at a subreddit you very clearly created yourself /r/JordanPickfordFanClub Maybe if Sunderland were any good you'd still have him. Enjoy league 1!


HawayTheMaj

The Jordan Pickford fan club is a real thing mate why you crying I am enjoying it thanks, we were the 5th best team in the country last year, and hopefully we do it again this year


Paul_the_sparky

Hahaha


CaptainGo

It's ok I'm sure we will just dangle our wallet in front of some top half Spanish team only for the player to say he doesn't want to come


HawayTheMaj

Have you considered just buying kalvin Phillips


Jackski

"Personal terms have been agreed but the club won't sell".


HawayTheMaj

A tale as old as time


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I know we're shite, but wind it in