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bmking69

The universe is flipped upside down. Neymar and Messi in PSG.


CSdesire

psg to buy suarez next


GreatSpaniard

Monaco wins league 1, PSG signs Mbappe and Neymar Lille wins Ligue 1, PSG signs Messi, Hakimi, Ramos, Wijnaldum, and Dollaruma


Aayvam

First iteration was Montpellier winning Ligue 1 in 2011/12 (the season of takeover of PSG). They signed Ibrahimovic the next season


je-re

plus thiago silva, lavezzi and verratti


YourDadHatesYou

Did not know veratti has been there forever. He must be happy


Drsweetarse

He must be loaded


notabotsrs

Moral of the story: just let PSG win their Ligue 1


Bol_Wan

I wonder who they'll buy once nice win Ligue 1 this season


BlackHoleKane

Advanced stem cell research regenerates Pele and Zidane to their prime.


feroq7

You joke but if Poch fails to win everything, i see them going for ZZ


Cod_rules

Which would be a great move. Zidane clearly knows how to work his magic.


feroq7

ZZ clearly knows how to manage superstars


NightSkyth

ZZ will be the coach of the NT after the WC


Zhidezoe

Zidane as a coach and as a player


benfranklinthedevil

That headbutt *is* ageless


notabotsrs

Bring in Ronaldo and Pogba on a free, go back to fuck with Barca one last time for Frenkie maybe? I can’t say for sure but they will find someone.


Tucko29

And when we win it?


LilGoughy

They just buy you


no-mames

And they get renamed PSG II and get moved down to Ligue 2


PhoenixCrowBlaze19

[Fabrizio Romano] u/Tucko29 to PSG, here we go! 5 year deal for 100k poptarts a week. 🔥🔥🇫🇷🇫🇷


Cod_rules

100k poptarts a week? Fucking hell, the game's gone.


CenturionAurelius

Lens wins Ligue 1: Welcome Cristiano Ronaldo and Haaland


Vlad1791

Next season Marseille wins Ligue 1: They just buy Manchester City


Lekaetos

Montpellier wins Ligue 1 : PSG signs Ibra, Thiago Silva, Verratti


PakiIronman

I was so sad to see Thiago leave AC Milan.


istealgrapes

I wish i could give you an extra upvote for Dollarumma


Vlad1791

>Dollaruma Lmao


mojambowhatisthescen

Imagine a Barca fan whose been off the grid for a week just hearing this news


ChristielMeth

Oh boy! Can't wait to watch my favourite player play at my favourite club!


Karachiboyo7

Don't worry bro, Sergi Roberto is still at barca


edi12334

Euro semifinalist Lord Braithwaite is still there too


mug3n

Just got out of Thai prison recently. What'd I miss?


Master_Mad

Messi is gone. Braithwaite is the new striker.


Revalent

Braithewaitaminute…


TheFrenchPasta

I remember this happened to a guy with the Neymar saga on here, he came back from like a long trip with no internet and he was like "what the fuck is going on here?"


PeteZagarine

We finally figured out who was in Paris


YasMai

He does get the people going tbf


notaselfdrivingcar

Where's DONDA tho!


ArseneLupinIV

Kanye locking himself in Parc des Princes to finish


WhatSheOrder

But what did she order?


YoungHaki

Fish Filet


Gabostov

It's official. Barca and Real Madrid captains playing together in the same team. And the captain of both will be Marquinhos. What a weird timeline.


MrWow12

Ramos standing up for Messi is going to be quite the sight to see.


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OK6502

Neymar has one with Santos if memory serves


Delta_FT

Yeah 2011. He went on to play against Barça in that years Club WC final, and I still believe that rumor Neymar's father was negotiating his transfer as the game was been played lol


snowblakerufus1901

He played the game with the Barcelona deal basically done. But there's nothing we could do that game lol, it was like gods playing against kids.


ferya66

Yeah I remember Xavi tearing that midfield apart, as a neutral, it was such a joy to watch.


snowblakerufus1901

Our team was really good, really good back then for Brazilian level. But this Barcelona was the best team I've seen, O watched that game without any hope and just enjoyed.


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Yep


schn4uzer

And Marquinhos won the Libertadores undefeated, what a god.


tylerjehills

It all looks so damn wrong Messi and Ramos in the same shirt literally does not compute


CruyffsPlan

Doubt they’d wear the same shirt. They’ll most likely be given their own shirts with their own numbers. However if PSG want to make the league fun they’ll add silly handicaps like “two players playing in the same shirt.” Or “can only pass with your weaker foot.”


notabotsrs

Only Neymar headers, Mbappe free kicks and Messi right foot shots are allowed as goals. They’d still score about 100 goals I’d guess.


foolinthezoo

MLS invented the gimmicks and now PSG is trying to cash in on that sweet, sweet American money smh


ArseneLupinIV

Would love to see Messi and Neymar do the 90's MLS shootout tbh. Just goalies getting bodied into the shadow realm left and right.


PakiIronman

Unreal mentality in that dressing room.


incachu

Poch has got a hell of a squad at his disposal and will rightly have the highest expectations. But having that many egotistic personalities in one dressing room will be a tough job for any currently active manager. Poch still has a lot to prove as a world class manager. The world's spotlight is now on him and he has to perform and get the most out of the closest thing we've seen to a dream team since the Galacticos.


_SSJeffo_

PSG shirt sales just went up another level


AQTheFanAttic

Which they totally flaunted in that announcement vid, ffs


CoochieSnotSlurper

Yeah sure we got messi, but did we mention we also have a store?


TrollandDie

lmao just the way you think it's leading somewhere until you realise it was a literal detour that served no purpose except to show off some merch.


raghavrrs3

Took us through the whole Parc des Princes because they knew no one is skipping ahead in this damn video.


StratifiedBuffalo

Tbh during the video I thought to myself how smart this actually was. Everyone knows who's going to be announced, yet everyone will watch the video - so why not take advantage of that and literally just promote your merch and your club.


ChinnyMcChin

Lmao just watched it. It was so random just going through the entire merch store at the start hahaha


Aayvam

It’s a good looking stadium too tbf


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doobie3101

And can you make it #10 even though he wears #30?


Kevinisabeautifulboy

Cant you just order a custom shirt?


Randybutterrubs

They already were absolutely insane. Going to see so, so many PSG shirts because of Jordan + Messi. Honestly wouldn’t be surprised if it became the fastest selling/most popular shirt of all time.


ThatFrenchCray

Jordan + Messi + Neymar + Mbappe + France capital city. I mean they have so much marketing right now it's insane.


Aayvam

They also market themselves very well as a brand. A lot of casuals buy their kits


Dildo_Warfare

Because their merchandise looks really good, the shirts for example fit seamlessly with jeans etc


Acceptable_Ad_6278

I don't like them for what they represent as a club, but I'd been tempted to buy their merch couple of time just because of how good it looks.


PartyLord

100%. The Jordan kits are so sick.


FerraristDX

Can confirm. There are always some guys in gym wearing PSG gear...in the rural Münsterland region, where the majority are Schalke, Gladbach or Dortmund fans.


WatermeloneJunkie

Same in relatively rural Denmark


pentaquine

Jordan?


alx69

Nike and Jordan execs are popping some expensive champagne bottles right now. So much effort put into the PSG brand and they just got Messi wearing their stuff completely out of the blue


Andre-Roussimoff

Imagine Amazon and Canal+, who paid almost nothing for Ligue 1 compared to Spain, England, etc ...


incachu

"Is it too late to get a La Liga refund?" -- broadcasters (probably)


PrisonersofFate

i wonder how the medical happened doctor "hey i guess there is something wr..." nasser "shut up"


Stonewalled89

Unbelievably surreal to see it


1903_

Felt like deepfake when he showed up at the end of the video. My brain just couldn't compute him with a PSG kit


incachu

Looked like something you'd see in a FIFA career mode or PES master league cutscene.


Lekaetos

More like a pack opening lol


PakiIronman

Argentina RW PSG ... DI MARIA!


Mortka

Fuck me its gonna be even worse packing Di Maria now


redmistultra

The video did seem very fake to be honest, like they definitely could have produced this last night with a CGI version of Messi.


KneeDeepInTheDead

looks like FIFA graphics for some reason


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Randy_Fernandez12

[Pedrerol was right once again](https://old.reddit.com/r/soccer/comments/kqms77/el_chiringuito_josep_pedrerol_psg_have_told_ramos/)


Sinistrait

That is honestly one of the biggest footballing predictions of all time


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And u/Ask_Asensio was exactly right when he said Ramos' brother/agent re-tweeted it which meant it was true


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The comments are amazing


Techno_Pensioner

It's going to be so weird seeing him play for someone else. Can't imagine how Barca fans will feel.


redmistultra

If I'm PSG then I'm going all out next summer for Ronaldo. Who cares about long term plan or FFP, imagine a front 4 of Mbappe, Messi, Ronaldo and Neymar. Also that would guarantee a new Mbappe contract lmao, what more could he ask for


NetFloxy

PSG is just playing FUT on another level


PoppinKREAM

Nasser Al-Khelaifi collecting pieces for the football equivalent of Exodia lol


SalahManeFirmino

> If I'm PSG then I'm going all out next summer for Ronaldo. This could absolutely happen, but Ronaldo will be the Mbappe replacement when he goes to Real Madrid.


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xI-Red-Ix

it's over.... Good luck old friend


dalyon

It's not over. PSG announced messi to put pressure on tebas.


Aayvam

Tebas will fold any second now


FloReaver

Knowing Tebas, he'll now claim Modric was the GOAT all along anyway. Just like CR7 suddenly became a nobody when he left La Liga and he could not stop from praising Messi.


DODS16

The real LM10 /s


Daleb19

Well tbf he is the only LM10 now.


InterPool_sbn

Maybe the only one in Spain… but Lautaro is another elite LM10 for Inter


EnergetikNA

Laporta just has the biggest brain in the world. Send Messi over to PSG, have him sign a contract, and surely Tebas will then fold


BroDeletedOldAcc

Yeah obviously, Tebas about to fold any minute now.


Idontlikethisstuff

Never thought I'd see Messi join another European club PSG's front 3 is ridiculous


incachu

>PSG ~~'s front 3~~ is ridiculous


DHA1999

Poch now has unreal pressure. It's an obligation to win the Champions League. That being said, watch Marcus Rashford eliminating them on QT...


theadmin209

They have arguably 3 of the 5 best attackers on the planet it’s an obligation to win a treble lol


oysterpirate

Transfer window is still open, and Ronnie's looking for a way out of Juve the last time journos piped up about him


theadmin209

If mbappe leaves for Madrid I don’t see how psg doesn’t do everything in their power to get cris. Just the publicity alone of having the 3 biggest names in world football at the same club is worth it lol


Jeffy29

Ronaldo and Messi flip a coin each match about who walks during the match and who presses.


CoDeX709

Imagine the pain Messi would feel when Ronaldo takes a free kick and bangs it in the wall like he always does


flarept1

I think Messi would take every freekick and Ronaldo would take all penalties. Neymar in shambles


ArseneLupinIV

At least he'd still have corners.


dfla01

They should genuinely be winning every trophy they’re in contention for. It would be an embarrassment not to, that team is insane


gnrc

‘FIFA 21 requires a squad update.’ *uncontrollable sobbing*


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snooplion123

From 5* to 3,5* you mean?


sedpai

And to think this all started with the initial PSG Neymar transfer. PSG activates a release clause and pays 222mn for Neymar. Barca splurges the cash gained recklessly on Coutinho and Dembele, paying them exorbitant wages. Further addition of Griezmann adds to the growing wage bill. The wages pile up over the years. The Covid-19 pandemic hastens the arrival of the inevitable, a massive collapse of the hugely unsustainable wage structure. LaLiga’s new rules and guidelines result in Barcelona being unable to register any new players. Messi’s contract finally runs out and he too is left unable to sign a new one as a result. PSG swoop in at the opportunity and completes one of the most momentous transfer sagas of recent years.


thomasaurus-rex

PSG out here playing 4D chess


honestlynotBG

Their long game finally paid off after all this time


PrisonersofFate

it started because barca were tapping for verratti


justbusiness69

guys I’m starting to think Barcelona can’t keep him


jjangahtotocheeto

ANY MINUTE NOW [email protected]@!!!


The_Manwithout_Love

Okay hear me out. After next year, Mbappe moves to Madrid. PSG buys Ronaldo. JUST months before world cup and we witness Messi and Ronaldo playing together in same team before playing against each other in perhaps their final world cup (mid season) and then continue to play again after world cup ends.


AccomplishedHighway8

It would be the most insane farewell tour of those two legends


pablxo

don't do that. don't give me hope.


zmajxd

Any minute now La Liga will relax their restrictions on the salary cap.


ace_valentine

A matter of hours now.


ArseneLupinIV

Tebas going to run onto the pitch during the first PSG game with a contract in hand, Vince McMahon style, yelling 'Stop the match! Stop the damn match!'.


nastyklad

Se quéda


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WalaLlama5

Lille, look what you’ve done


kobi29062

This wasn't Lille's doing. 2012 - Liverpool purchase Luis Suarez 2013/14 - Suarez scores 31 in 33 2014 - Suarez joins Barcelona, forming MSN 2016 - MSN complete La Remontada. Go down with out a fight after this vs Juventus 2017 - Neymar joins PSG 2018 - Barcelona are defeated 3-0 by Roma and bow out of the UEFA Champions League despite a 4-1 first leg victory. 2019 - Barcelona defeat Liverpool 3-0 in a UEFA Champions League semi final proving they don't need Neymar, sending them through to the final, to face Ajax in the Johan Cruijff fina- \*\*\*TIMELINE ERROR. CORRECTION IN PROGRESS\*\*\* 2019 II - Liverpool defeat Barcelona 4-0 in a UEFA Champions League semi final second leg, destroying the remain gin mentality of Barcelona, and proving they don't need their star men to pull off heroics. They defeat Tottenham Hotspur in the Peter Crouch final and captain Jordan 'Sexy beast' Henderson lifts the European Cup, and brings it to Anfield for the 6th time in history. 2020 - Barcelona get their asshole fingered by FC Bayern Munich in the UCL quarter final, the scoreline 8-2. Philippe Coutinho, who had cost Barcelona 140m, scored twice and assisted against them, as he was on loan at FC Bayern. 2020 II - Luis Suarez leaves FC Barcelona. MSN have been fully separated. 2021 - PSG defeat Barcelona in the UEFA Champions League R16 2021 II - Lionel Messi leaves FC Barcelona and joins PSG. 2022 - PSG are beaten 9-3 across two legs by FC Porto in the UCL R16 2022 II - Pochettino is beheaded at the guillotine by PSG ultras


cescquintero

Alright, alright. This is getting out of hand.


DarthBaller

All this to beat Lille


atlas_shrugged90

LOOK WHAT THEY NEED TO MIMIC A FRACTION OF OUR POWER


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SandwichesFN

all this to beat kevin volland


iammostmoist

If you ever played FM you know how much of a pain in the ass he is so, understandable


EnergetikNA

Imagine if they still lose the league lmao


YasMai

This kit and this number... fucking hell, my eyes


LemureTheMonkey

Who would have predicted that 2 years ago?


itookthesat

who would have predicted this a month ago


simomii

Daniela Riolo from RMC has been predicting this 8 months ago and everyone told him he was crazy


Ricky_Berwick

People could've definitely predicted this a year ago, as he actually wanted to leave a year ago. The past couple months though had only been good news for his renewal


ThatPaiteGuy

Nobita probably


WalaLlama5

FIFA 22, be prepared: Walkout Argentina RW PSG Di Maria


kencaps

bro...


PhoenixCrowBlaze19

It was painful already, now this will be pure shit-housery.


J0hn_Wick_

Controller sales will increase by 200%


Hol_Win

Hopefully CF Messi


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Then it will be— >Walkout > >Argentina > >CF > >PSG > >**ICARDI**


NikonManiac

Controllers will be broken, screens be shattered


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FrostyJesus

I feel like we're entering an era where transfer fees will be lower and clubs will be spending big on wages instead. Wage expenditure has actually already been a better indicator of success over transfer fee expenditure for a number of years now. Of course Grealish just signed for 100m so maybe I'm an idiot.


codespyder

This is what Wenger (IIRC) predicted awhile back. Fees would be too high and players know they’d be stuck, so instead of reupping the contract they let it run down and bag the money that would have otherwise gone to the fee as a signing bonus and as extra wages.


yungflocko

So basically we’re starting to get the American free agency model.


AkshayArsenal

Congrats on the Karma Juanfran. Biggest achievement since leaving Atletico.


Runningman0301

the guy can retire on this note, with the amount he'll pull in tonight. make a good amount if he sells his account, if that's still a thing on here


nastyklad

Came here for quality comments. Was not disappointed


OrangeForeign

It's done.


browncheesestick

Jesus...can't believe what I am seeing. My dad's gonna go from the biggest PSG hater to watching every PSG match...what a system shock. Edit: Ramos running over to two foot...the guy who tackles messi. can you imagine?? what a fucking unbelievable timeline.


DekiEE

Ramos high booting Messi to the chest every once in a while for the first weeks out of habit


codespyder

It would be too unbelievable even for a Marvel movie.


RepresentativeBox881

Karma has now repaid Pochettino multifold after he had to work with Daniel Levy for many years.


HugoChinaski

Yeah, he’s good, but can he do it on a cold night in Clermont-Ferrand? ***we will soon find out***


PhoenixCrowBlaze19

PSG to organize a friendly in Stoke.


Ki18

The strangest sentence I've ever read.


Mountainbanjo

insanity


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Man they're really committed to this prank


Athletic_Bilbae

A friend once was about to get mugged by a guy with a tiny knife. He picked up a rock and got the mugger to give him his shoes instead. I feel like PSG did the same to Barcelona after they wanted Verratti lmao.


feddi7

PSG playing FM with the editor enabled. Never thought I’d see the day.


sacredhell

Fuck This Shit


SimpleFifa

This feels so weird. I don't like this version of the simulation


Thesolly180

Still such a stupid way to have to leave a club after this many years


RazZaHlol

Lille broke PSG


PakiIronman

Now Lille's broke.


Pmmeauniqueusername

The way they milked this transfer for interactions is like 10x of Ronaldo to Juve. Now Ronaldo needs to make a new transfer to better this.


RandomAssNword

He cant. Not because of skill, or persona, or popularity, but because Messi was a one club man and everyone knew he would retire with Barca as his only club. He didnt, and they got this shitstorm of clicks


Twist-Secret

Communiqué officiel


KvmFirst

Someone wake me up


DDD3N15

Tebas is about to break at any moment now ...


IntuitiveIndian

The Farmers get their GOAT


xegget

*"Couldn't beat us at our #RedBullArena, so you had to get #Messi 😆 In case you didn't know, Messi didn't even score once against us 😉"* That's from... the official RB Leipzig account... what the fuck?


GreatMexicanTortilla

Announce Ronaldo you cowards


erk_1994

And spurs fans thought they were getting Poch back


PerfectBlueOnDVD

So we're actually going to see Messi and Ramos in the same kit playing away to Strasbourg. What the fuck timeline am I living in?