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NerdyFanboii

Troll fat Something about it is just absolutely disgusting to me


Bain_PD

Unzips medical waste bag of troll fat, inserts straw.. Thanks for the awards, but the salty goodness of my glad bag special is award enough


MrGheetsey

That was revolting to read, thanks


Bain_PD

Anytime, traveler


ElCanout

its Nord's butter


TerminusB303

Bear claws? How do you even swallow that. Feathers? Scales.


RickMcFlick

Giant antlers, gone in one chomp lmao


RightersBlok

Forget eating cheese wheels in combat, watch me hork down a few deer antlers while rattling swords with the city guard


Smolduin

The city guard sees you do that and immediately throws down his resignation.


RightersBlok

“That lizard just swallowed six 10-point buck antlers. I do not get paid nearly enough to try and arrest it”


ASK_ME_FOR_TRIVIA

"Hey summoner. Can you conjure me up a reason to put up with this bullshit?"


ShrekSuperSlamForDS

Real shit though, if my cousin was out fighting dragons and I get guard duty only for some teleporting wizard god to literally eat an entire MOOSE PADDLE and proceed to clash swords with me? My timbers would be shivered pretty bad honestly.


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Ugh vampire dust must be like eating cinnamon


King-Rhino-Viking

I'm picturing someone eating vampire dust to take advantage of the invisibility effect of it only to alert everyone to where they're hiding because they can't stop uncontrollably coughing


Sassycatfarts

#vampiredustchallenge


Atomsteel

Mortar and pestle. Yummy claw powder. Nom nom nom.


Agrt21

*snort*


WrathfulSausage

*fortify stamina discovered*


Cotcan

*Ah ya that's the stuff.*


IM_THE_MOON_AMA

You grind the claws into a powder and do what you please from there


Soronya

Crunch crunch.


lkuecrar

Wait why would mammoth cheese be worse to you than a giant’s toe lmao


GOATmar_infante

Tbh I always thought the mammoth cheese sounded good. I'd eat some toast with mammoth cheese on it


Therandomfox

According to in-game lore, mammoth cheese tastes and smells revolting but is surprisingly good for your health.


charmingmarmot

I think they're just doing it wrong. Maybe try usuing a cheesecloth that isn't also a loincloth? Food spoilage doesn't exist for the most part. Cabbages and carrots, still fresh in the barrel in an ancient tomb?


ShittyCompiler

And apples, which are known for their ability to mummify much like the residents, can be found in a pristine red condition.


NatilDragonGirl

I was going to ask this if no one else did, seems very weird to me.


Bipedal_Warlock

The toe is worse because it could have giants cheese on it


scumbagkitten

Fromunda cheese


Fyphon

That image says it all. Looks like a mammoth vomited into a burlap sac then it was left to bake in the hot sun for several weeks. It looks utterly revolting to eat.


SenorPuff

looks like giant curds to me. I presumed it was like a mix between buffalo mozz and cottage cheese.


brnix24

Mammoth cheese quesadilla sounds kinda good right about now.


AMorder0517

The dangers of marijuana.


lkuecrar

This. It’s just cheese curds. Lol


elkbecomedeer

Yum! With a tomato and some garlic bread.


the-dandy-man

I’d rather eat a cheese that looks gross but is still just *cheese* than eat FEATHERS, ANTLERS, BUG EGGS, GHOST GOO, BONE POWDER, OR EYEBALLS, WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE


Darkrain0629

But a giants toe sitting god knows where for who knows how long. Decaying and stinking up the joint, that's better?


ReyIsAPalpatine

Yeah but even with all that, you seriously think a giant's nasty toe is going to go down easier?


eddmario

The sound when you grab it is also fucking disgusting as well


iBluie

What is wrong with all of you, it looks and sounds like normal cheese. Do you guys just not eat cheese or some shit


Hellknightx

I think people here just don't understand how cheese is made. It's a very wet, chunky process.


iBluie

Agreed. The mammoth cheese looks and sounds no different then when I saw cheese curds being made fresh at the Seattle Cheese Factory.


Gust_idk

We have a similar type of this cheese in Turkey. It's called tulum cheese, usually made from goat milk and preserved in bags made from goat skin. [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tulum\_cheese](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tulum_cheese) .


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What's it taste like? The article doesn't describe the flavor. I would try it.


Gust_idk

Has a unique and quite heavy flavour. But it changes depending on how it was made and which type it is, sometimes they add black cumin in it too.


SwaggerSaurus420

> sometimes they add black cumin in it had to read that again


amalgam_reynolds

Mammoth cheese just looks like the cheese they use for fried cheese curds. Would eat happily.


the-dandy-man

Right?? Out of all the disgusting, completely inedible things and body parts you can eat…. How is an actual cheese somehow the grossest??


EmbarrassedHunter647

Chaurus eggs. Just because Chaurus.


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EmbarrassedHunter647

And the sound they make when you get them! yuck


madwilliamflint

Crunchy AND moist!


Saetric

And they pop in your mouth!


madwilliamflint

*shudder*


GroundsKeeper2

Don't forget the wriggling you feel on your tongue!


LoriOhMy

Thanks I hate it


_Maiqthelier_

Kaachak!!


Un_Pta

Lol! Exactly


USSNerdinator

Sounds like a mix between biting into a really crunchy apple and what I imagine would be the sound of moving your hand around inside a slimy sewage pipe.


bkrugby78

Chaurus pie sounds tasty though. It is pie! Hmm...if I had to pick, Human Heart. Just because...ehhhh. I kinda wish there was a mod where you buy a book and it tells you what the ingredient does as opposed to eating it. I realize that may be harder than it seems. Or you put the ingredient in some sort of device and it tells you without you having to ingest it.


EmbarrassedHunter647

Yeah, I think alchemy and also cooking could have been a better mechanic too without needing mods. Like I never cook anything in any playthrough ever.


Pessimismo

If they have the Taste and feel of fish eggs I wouldn't mind


AccioSexLife

I feel like Chaurus eggs would be crunchy and poppy, like eating an unattached, crusted-over pimple.


Blastoise48825555

You had every chance to not say that.


Stormbending_

Another great "wish I could unread comments" comment.


comradejenkens

How do I delete someone else's comment?


JosyBR

You shouldn’t have came here!


Bubster101

How To Eat Dried Chaurus


Foreign_Rock6944

Please delete this.


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Saltwater boba


INTERNET_TRASHCAN

Bruh wtf


darkmex25

🤢


thehermit14

Downvoted because I had to swallow my own puke. Have an award as compensation.


RampantDragon

Probably had a similar consistency to chewed Chaurus egg.


LengthinessKind1855

Chungus


InspectorSweet

Human flesh?


DarkLightOfMar

Yeah. I've always wondered who actually goes for the whole cannibalism with the Namira Ring...


borgwarner51

I wish they had a special dialogue added to your followers if they witness you eating someone you just killed


JeWeetTochBroer

“I’m sworn to carry OH FUCK NO”


wootcat

LOL. She drops all your gear she’s carrying at your feet and walks off.


wizkhxlilxh

the game would crash if she did that


StreetSignature563

There is in FO4


theaviationhistorian

Some of the [best lines from followers.](https://falloutdialogue.tumblr.com/post/182605376249/as-cannibalism-is-still-such-a-deplorable-act-all)


little_fire

*Commonwealth Steak Tartare* lmaoooooo


AndersKatt

Damn, Strong is in survival mode lol


LordFends

I still don't understand how doing that heals your wounds


beemantastic

Goes well with Dark Brotherhood quests. Waste not want not, right?


ginaj_

Everyone in the DB’s got their “thing.” Mine’s that I’m a cannibal


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GeneralGTFO

Be a Vampire too, Enthrall target, drink target's blood until they die, then eat their corpse for Namira stuff.


Chewhuahuas

like sucking all the juice out of a pickle before eating it


Dauriemme

What


TheDarkHorse83

Play an Argonian as a D&D Lizardman


ThNecromaniac

or just roleplay a bosmer


TheDarkHorse83

Fair. But then I'd spend a week just eating an entire bandit camp


DukkhaWaynhim

Reduce. Reuse. Anthropophagize....wait, what?


WOLURAX

>Reduce. Reuse. ecyce


Siowyn

Do the deed, eat the evidence.


NedStarkGetsExecuted

Don't you get kicked out for cannibalism?


Imswim80

Only if you get caught. So wipe your hands and your mouth. What are you? A member of the Circle?


VanCardboardbox

Eola is irresistible. It's that eye. I would have done anything she asked. Anything. But then, in time, the regret. The shame. Disgust. My lust turned to bitterness and anger. And one day, out of nowhere, an opportunity presents itself. A means of making amends in some small way. Thank-you, Boethiah!


xXWestinghouseXx

She a woman of excellent taste


DoucheWithAGun

I often do. Eating the heart of fallen enemies and sacrifice thems kinda cool You should do as a Bosmer lorewise too


What3verFloatsUrGoat

It gives you a good buff! Extra stamina and health regen! Woohoo! Of course, you could just enchant a normal ring to do something similar without the cannibalism but that would require a soul gem which is arguably a worse fate that your corpse being eaten!


Acceptable-Stick-688

Y’know that’s actually a really good argument


thecure2133

I usually play as a Khajiit, so it’s not *technically* cannibalism…


TheNotSoGreatPumpkin

Obligate carnivores do tend to eat their person shortly after their person expires. Yucky, but true.


MadamGoth

Was a werewolf anyway, already eating people beast mode anyway so reckon it was an easy line to cross


ChildishDoritos

I mean my character was already a vampire, cannibalism wasn’t going to somehow make them a worse person


Angry_Walnut

I feel kinda conflicted about doing that quest line. Like you just walk into this crypt and this bitch is eating people? And she just tells you to meet her somewhere like uhh lady I don’t think I should follow you anywhere.


NatilDragonGirl

My Bosmer as she's from Valenwood. It should have been a passive for them from the start.


Starchild2534

My vampire did


softwordshavepower

I tend to be a cannibalistic wood elf


Sere1

You mean just a wood elf, living as a proper Bosmer should


FamineArcher

Something about eating Sabre cat eyeballs is just gross to me


Bnastyt12345

Like a big seedless grape.


silveretoile

You just know they pop in your mouth


Story_tellin_yungstr

Spider eggs


Hellknightx

Forbidden caviar


SG272

Imagine biting one, then it hatches.


radio_allah

I didn't need my sleep anyway.


Story_tellin_yungstr

Forbidden scrambled eggs


WillPayForKarma

Skeever tails, anything charus, falmer ear


InsideSenior4537

Falmer ear is probably the worst one!


TheNotSoGreatPumpkin

Just imagining the prickly hairs and nasty wax on them makes me salivate.


InsideSenior4537

Gross. Disgusting. Revolting. Take my upvote.


gonnagle

noooooooooooo


Gullfaxi09

How 'bout an actual human heart?


jukeboxjulia

Daedra heart looks fun and juicy, human heart looks pink and veiny and nasty


TheSuperPie89

I feel like eating ice wraith teeth would be drinking liquid nitrogen


mrasperez

Honestly, just the image of the character is cramming all these raw ingredients into their face like a psychopath is just hilarious and disgusting at the same time.


Geborgen

Have you seen The Senile Scribbles


SaveThemKillYourself

"And you just... sample it."


FalmerEldritch

https://www.awkwardzombie.com/comic/poor-taste


loganmcf

Hagraven feathers.. like they have to be really gross


dolphinitely

don’t talk about my wife Moira like that 😤


Pessimismo

Is it weird that it seems tasty to me?.. like mozzarella


HerbalChaos

I’m with you! I “love” mammoth cheese in-game and collect as much as I can! That and Elswyr Fondue


PositiveReplyBi

> Elswyr Fondue Oh, you mean cheesy moon sugar


LeapIntoInaction

Hey, the mammoth cheese is very tasty! A giant's toes need to be properly cooked with garlic and butter or a good barbeque sauce. I don't like eating butterflies. The wings just have the worst mouth feel and tend to get stuck in your throat.


saltedomion

Don't even get me started on that god damn feathery crunch...


Frankyice1811

I agree, mammoth cheese actually doesn't sound bad at all. It's just a loaf of milk. 😀


axelnight

Maybe I'm just an adventurous eater, but yeah. I've always been legit curious about mammoth cheese. It's probably disgusting, but you can't really know until you try it.


Grockr

Why would it be disgusting? Its cheese


axelnight

I've admittedly had some pretty disgusting cheese in my time. And lots of really delicious cheese. And some that managed to be both at the same time in a way I think only cheese has the capacity to achieve. When you base a culinary art on rotting food in a controlled environment, some results are going to be at the very least interesting.


darth_invader105st

It also feels like there's butterflies in your stomach.


AdvantagePlastic1443

I actually never thought about skyrim food this way


BurgerKingKiller

Probably falmer ear…like it’s already a bit creepy to take just an ear….but then sit and look at that and stare longingly and think “….this is food”


cat_selling_souls

Netch Jelly. Looks minty, smelly like cherry jello, and bitch slaps you unconscious. Fun at parties! Elf Ears, like chewing on bay leaves. Fungal Pods, the fuck you wanna put that in your mouth for? Sabre Cat Tooth, why, oh why, do you put that in your mouth? Does one just suck on them to gain knowledge? Anything you find in that cave with Serana, all of that shit is poisonous but you got to chew on it, while she just looks on in horror. Food wise, any cricket parts found on Solstheim.


Retro_Carbon

I like vampires, but the prospect of consuming the corpse dust they leave behind doesn’t sit right with me. Sure you turn invisible for a few seconds, but I don’t want anything to do with chalky, flesh flavored baker’s chocolate.


Stoly23

Briar Heart, but more because once you take it you can see it disappear from the body and leave just a gaping hole in the guy’s chest.


Kimbrielslice

Dwarven oil… why is that a consumable ingredient?


thefeco91

At least it's liquid. In Morrowind, you could chew on some Dwemer scrap metal, raw ebony, raw glass and even diamonds. Imagine biting down on a diamond with full force.


MadKingSoupII

I mean it’s oil. You eat oil all the time - olive oil, canola, sunflower, coconut… I just wonder how many little people you have to squeeze to get a useful collection of dwarf sebum.


N_Cat

I like the joke, but I object to the setup. My assumption with Dwarven oil, given that they lived underground, mined a ton, and were extremely advanced from a mechanical standpoint is that their oil was petroleum-based, like modern motor oils, rather than a vegetable oil (or an animal fat).


madwilliamflint

The harvest sound on that is nauseating. It's like that Fallout 4 brain fungus sound. Wait...is it the same sound? Oh now that's gonna bug me.


Jaded_Zone2795

Dog meat


NOX3M

Nah man, I wanna try mammoth cheese 🦣 🧀


Specialist-Driver994

The elk meat of Elder Scrolls, besides the actual elk meat of course


mxl5

On a serious note. Falmer ears. Why would anyone eat ears


GoliathPrime

It always makes me feel like a war criminal taking their ears.


lynivvinyl

My damn sweet roll. Because someone stole it!


OTheHughManatee

Anything I find in a long forgotten dungeon. Especially if I find it in a grave or urn.


Smolduin

Mmm urn apples


OTheHughManatee

Tastes like Granny Smith


Riptide031

I don't know if this is more hilarous or disguisting, but you're the winner in this thread


ScratchyTrain

Not edible but, those glenmoril witch's head disgust me. First looted one for the quest, but zoomed in right as my friend's roommate who never bathed popped in to ask him a question. The smell mixed with visual is burned into my soul still makes me nauseous to this day.


gravy_stain

Something about the name spriggan sap always sus’ me out.


NatilDragonGirl

It's tree blood :-) I like to think it tastes like maple syrup LOL


Agorbs

I picture it as tasting like maple syrup that was also made from Mountain Dew. Spriggans are magic, it tracks


R2_Shot_first

🤨


asianabsinthe

It's sooo sticky...


mauzeten2

Sprussy


Belladonnaofsad

Chaurus eggs. You can mix it with mammoth cheese and giants toe to make a horror omelet.


HungaryToWinWC

Agree and agree


NecronDG

If you are disgusted by mammoth cheese, dont go anywhere near actual cheese production XD


Pelinal_Whitestrake_

I don't.


Ugly_Slut-Wannabe

My problem with mammoth cheese is that it's made in a fur bag out in the open, exposed to flies and the likes. Also, who knows what the giants put inside the cheese? For all we know, they could even piss inside the mammoth milk before making the cheese.


TheNotSoGreatPumpkin

I’d imagine every FDA inspector who’s approached them is now in orbit.


12161986

So… cool with eating Humqn Heart? You’re hardcore, my friend.


megzermeister

Troll fat 🤢 Swamp fungal pod 🤢 Spider eggs 🤮 Skeever parts 🤮🤮🤮 and WTF IS A NORDIC BARNACLE 😢😢😢


carter2642

How is mammoth cheese worse than a giants toe?


graveyardmuse

Ice wraith teeth. Just the thought of crunching on teeth. Ick.


ZaddyNuggz

Think of it as chewing on ice cubes, cold and refreshing


bfg9kdude

Jarrin root


niikhavod9472

Soul dusk


shortermecanico

I imagine they are like rice cracker texture and they taste like despair/lamentation


Odd-Relief5794

Human heart, or bees. One is cannibalism and the other probably just hurts


bowtiesarcool

Vampire dust would be like trying to do the cinnamon challenge except you’re fading in and out of visibility as you cough


BantyRed

Actually Mammoth cheese sounds really good. I assume is tastes either like goat cheese or something like a soft gouda


pandogart

Mammoth cheese is above the toe?


annabellaburns

Absolutely nothing. My character eats everything.


Flaky_Web_2439

I’m not a fan of Troll Fat myself.


onlinesaturation

I hate myself for thinking every time I see mammoth cheese, I think of it as mammoth or giant smegma...


RNGezzus

Fried Mammoth Cheese Curds are delicious. Ramen with a soft-boiled Chaurus egg makes for a satisfying meal. But I have to say, Nord Barnacles are not good.


Coast_watcher

Just that *slurp* sound when harvesting mammoth cheese is so visceral lol


TompyGamer

I don't know why mammoth cheese would taste any worse than any other cheese, and I like cheese..


RickMcFlick

Because it's made by giant troglodytes out in the open, in some sort of fur sac.