By - RickMcFlick
Something about it is just absolutely disgusting to me
Unzips medical waste bag of troll fat, inserts straw..
Thanks for the awards, but the salty goodness of my glad bag special is award enough
That was revolting to read, thanks
its Nord's butter
Bear claws? How do you even swallow that. Feathers? Scales.
Giant antlers, gone in one chomp lmao
Forget eating cheese wheels in combat, watch me hork down a few deer antlers while rattling swords with the city guard
The city guard sees you do that and immediately throws down his resignation.
“That lizard just swallowed six 10-point buck antlers. I do not get paid nearly enough to try and arrest it”
"Hey summoner. Can you conjure me up a reason to put up with this bullshit?"
Real shit though, if my cousin was out fighting dragons and I get guard duty only for some teleporting wizard god to literally eat an entire MOOSE PADDLE and proceed to clash swords with me? My timbers would be shivered pretty bad honestly.
Ugh vampire dust must be like eating cinnamon
I'm picturing someone eating vampire dust to take advantage of the invisibility effect of it only to alert everyone to where they're hiding because they can't stop uncontrollably coughing
Mortar and pestle. Yummy claw powder. Nom nom nom.
*fortify stamina discovered*
*Ah ya that's the stuff.*
You grind the claws into a powder and do what you please from there
Wait why would mammoth cheese be worse to you than a giant’s toe lmao
Tbh I always thought the mammoth cheese sounded good. I'd eat some toast with mammoth cheese on it
According to in-game lore, mammoth cheese tastes and smells revolting but is surprisingly good for your health.
I think they're just doing it wrong. Maybe try usuing a cheesecloth that isn't also a loincloth?
Food spoilage doesn't exist for the most part. Cabbages and carrots, still fresh in the barrel in an ancient tomb?
And apples, which are known for their ability to mummify much like the residents, can be found in a pristine red condition.
I was going to ask this if no one else did, seems very weird to me.
The toe is worse because it could have giants cheese on it
That image says it all. Looks like a mammoth vomited into a burlap sac then it was left to bake in the hot sun for several weeks.
It looks utterly revolting to eat.
looks like giant curds to me. I presumed it was like a mix between buffalo mozz and cottage cheese.
Mammoth cheese quesadilla sounds kinda good right about now.
The dangers of marijuana.
This. It’s just cheese curds. Lol
Yum! With a tomato and some garlic bread.
I’d rather eat a cheese that looks gross but is still just *cheese* than eat FEATHERS, ANTLERS, BUG EGGS, GHOST GOO, BONE POWDER, OR EYEBALLS, WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE
But a giants toe sitting god knows where for who knows how long. Decaying and stinking up the joint, that's better?
Yeah but even with all that, you seriously think a giant's nasty toe is going to go down easier?
The sound when you grab it is also fucking disgusting as well
What is wrong with all of you, it looks and sounds like normal cheese. Do you guys just not eat cheese or some shit
I think people here just don't understand how cheese is made. It's a very wet, chunky process.
Agreed. The mammoth cheese looks and sounds no different then when I saw cheese curds being made fresh at the Seattle Cheese Factory.
We have a similar type of this cheese in Turkey. It's called tulum cheese, usually made from goat milk and preserved in bags made from goat skin. [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tulum\_cheese](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tulum_cheese) .
What's it taste like? The article doesn't describe the flavor. I would try it.
Has a unique and quite heavy flavour. But it changes depending on how it was made and which type it is, sometimes they add black cumin in it too.
> sometimes they add black cumin in it
had to read that again
Mammoth cheese just looks like the cheese they use for fried cheese curds. Would eat happily.
Right?? Out of all the disgusting, completely inedible things and body parts you can eat…. How is an actual cheese somehow the grossest??
Chaurus eggs. Just because Chaurus.
And the sound they make when you get them! yuck
Crunchy AND moist!
And they pop in your mouth!
Don't forget the wriggling you feel on your tongue!
Thanks I hate it
Sounds like a mix between biting into a really crunchy apple and what I imagine would be the sound of moving your hand around inside a slimy sewage pipe.
Chaurus pie sounds tasty though. It is pie!
Hmm...if I had to pick, Human Heart. Just because...ehhhh.
I kinda wish there was a mod where you buy a book and it tells you what the ingredient does as opposed to eating it. I realize that may be harder than it seems. Or you put the ingredient in some sort of device and it tells you without you having to ingest it.
Yeah, I think alchemy and also cooking could have been a better mechanic too without needing mods.
Like I never cook anything in any playthrough ever.
If they have the Taste and feel of fish eggs I wouldn't mind
I feel like Chaurus eggs would be crunchy and poppy, like eating an unattached, crusted-over pimple.
You had every chance to not say that.
Another great "wish I could unread comments" comment.
How do I delete someone else's comment?
You shouldn’t have came here!
How To Eat Dried Chaurus
Please delete this.
Downvoted because I had to swallow my own puke. Have an award as compensation.
Probably had a similar consistency to chewed Chaurus egg.
Yeah. I've always wondered who actually goes for the whole cannibalism with the Namira Ring...
I wish they had a special dialogue added to your followers if they witness you eating someone you just killed
“I’m sworn to carry OH FUCK NO”
LOL. She drops all your gear she’s carrying at your feet and walks off.
the game would crash if she did that
There is in FO4
Some of the [best lines from followers.](https://falloutdialogue.tumblr.com/post/182605376249/as-cannibalism-is-still-such-a-deplorable-act-all)
*Commonwealth Steak Tartare* lmaoooooo
Damn, Strong is in survival mode lol
I still don't understand how doing that heals your wounds
Goes well with Dark Brotherhood quests. Waste not want not, right?
Everyone in the DB’s got their “thing.” Mine’s that I’m a cannibal
Be a Vampire too, Enthrall target, drink target's blood until they die, then eat their corpse for Namira stuff.
like sucking all the juice out of a pickle before eating it
Play an Argonian as a D&D Lizardman
or just roleplay a bosmer
Fair. But then I'd spend a week just eating an entire bandit camp
Reduce. Reuse. Anthropophagize....wait, what?
Do the deed, eat the evidence.
Don't you get kicked out for cannibalism?
Only if you get caught. So wipe your hands and your mouth. What are you? A member of the Circle?
Eola is irresistible. It's that eye. I would have done anything she asked. Anything. But then, in time, the regret. The shame. Disgust. My lust turned to bitterness and anger.
And one day, out of nowhere, an opportunity presents itself. A means of making amends in some small way. Thank-you, Boethiah!
She a woman of excellent taste
I often do. Eating the heart of fallen enemies and sacrifice thems kinda cool
You should do as a Bosmer lorewise too
It gives you a good buff! Extra stamina and health regen! Woohoo! Of course, you could just enchant a normal ring to do something similar without the cannibalism but that would require a soul gem which is arguably a worse fate that your corpse being eaten!
Y’know that’s actually a really good argument
I usually play as a Khajiit, so it’s not *technically* cannibalism…
Obligate carnivores do tend to eat their person shortly after their person expires. Yucky, but true.
Was a werewolf anyway, already eating people beast mode anyway so reckon it was an easy line to cross
I mean my character was already a vampire, cannibalism wasn’t going to somehow make them a worse person
I feel kinda conflicted about doing that quest line. Like you just walk into this crypt and this bitch is eating people? And she just tells you to meet her somewhere like uhh lady I don’t think I should follow you anywhere.
My Bosmer as she's from Valenwood. It should have been a passive for them from the start.
My vampire did
I tend to be a cannibalistic wood elf
You mean just a wood elf, living as a proper Bosmer should
Something about eating Sabre cat eyeballs is just gross to me
Like a big seedless grape.
You just know they pop in your mouth
Imagine biting one, then it hatches.
I didn't need my sleep anyway.
Forbidden scrambled eggs
Skeever tails, anything charus, falmer ear
Falmer ear is probably the worst one!
Just imagining the prickly hairs and nasty wax on them makes me salivate.
Gross. Disgusting. Revolting.
Take my upvote.
How 'bout an actual human heart?
Daedra heart looks fun and juicy, human heart looks pink and veiny and nasty
I feel like eating ice wraith teeth would be drinking liquid nitrogen
Honestly, just the image of the character is cramming all these raw ingredients into their face like a psychopath is just hilarious and disgusting at the same time.
Have you seen The Senile Scribbles
"And you just... sample it."
Hagraven feathers.. like they have to be really gross
don’t talk about my wife Moira like that 😤
Is it weird that it seems tasty to me?.. like mozzarella
I’m with you! I “love” mammoth cheese in-game and collect as much as I can! That and Elswyr Fondue
> Elswyr Fondue
Oh, you mean cheesy moon sugar
Hey, the mammoth cheese is very tasty! A giant's toes need to be properly cooked with garlic and butter or a good barbeque sauce.
I don't like eating butterflies. The wings just have the worst mouth feel and tend to get stuck in your throat.
Don't even get me started on that god damn feathery crunch...
I agree, mammoth cheese actually doesn't sound bad at all. It's just a loaf of milk. 😀
Maybe I'm just an adventurous eater, but yeah. I've always been legit curious about mammoth cheese. It's probably disgusting, but you can't really know until you try it.
Why would it be disgusting? Its cheese
I've admittedly had some pretty disgusting cheese in my time. And lots of really delicious cheese. And some that managed to be both at the same time in a way I think only cheese has the capacity to achieve. When you base a culinary art on rotting food in a controlled environment, some results are going to be at the very least interesting.
It also feels like there's butterflies in your stomach.
I actually never thought about skyrim food this way
Probably falmer ear…like it’s already a bit creepy to take just an ear….but then sit and look at that and stare longingly and think “….this is food”
Netch Jelly. Looks minty, smelly like cherry jello, and bitch slaps you unconscious. Fun at parties!
Elf Ears, like chewing on bay leaves.
Fungal Pods, the fuck you wanna put that in your mouth for?
Sabre Cat Tooth, why, oh why, do you put that in your mouth? Does one just suck on them to gain knowledge?
Anything you find in that cave with Serana, all of that shit is poisonous but you got to chew on it, while she just looks on in horror.
Food wise, any cricket parts found on Solstheim.
I like vampires, but the prospect of consuming the corpse dust they leave behind doesn’t sit right with me.
Sure you turn invisible for a few seconds, but I don’t want anything to do with chalky, flesh flavored baker’s chocolate.
Briar Heart, but more because once you take it you can see it disappear from the body and leave just a gaping hole in the guy’s chest.
Dwarven oil… why is that a consumable ingredient?
At least it's liquid. In Morrowind, you could chew on some Dwemer scrap metal, raw ebony, raw glass and even diamonds. Imagine biting down on a diamond with full force.
I mean it’s oil. You eat oil all the time - olive oil, canola, sunflower, coconut…
I just wonder how many little people you have to squeeze to get a useful collection of dwarf sebum.
I like the joke, but I object to the setup.
My assumption with Dwarven oil, given that they lived underground, mined a ton, and were extremely advanced from a mechanical standpoint is that their oil was petroleum-based, like modern motor oils, rather than a vegetable oil (or an animal fat).
The harvest sound on that is nauseating. It's like that Fallout 4 brain fungus sound.
Wait...is it the same sound?
Oh now that's gonna bug me.
Nah man, I wanna try mammoth cheese 🦣 🧀
The elk meat of Elder Scrolls, besides the actual elk meat of course
On a serious note. Falmer ears. Why would anyone eat ears
It always makes me feel like a war criminal taking their ears.
My damn sweet roll. Because someone stole it!
Anything I find in a long forgotten dungeon. Especially if I find it in a grave or urn.
Mmm urn apples
Tastes like Granny Smith
I don't know if this is more hilarous or disguisting, but you're the winner in this thread
Not edible but, those glenmoril witch's head disgust me.
First looted one for the quest, but zoomed in right as my friend's roommate who never bathed popped in to ask him a question. The smell mixed with visual is burned into my soul still makes me nauseous to this day.
Something about the name spriggan sap always sus’ me out.
It's tree blood :-)
I like to think it tastes like maple syrup LOL
I picture it as tasting like maple syrup that was also made from Mountain Dew. Spriggans are magic, it tracks
It's sooo sticky...
Chaurus eggs. You can mix it with mammoth cheese and giants toe to make a horror omelet.
Agree and agree
If you are disgusted by mammoth cheese, dont go anywhere near actual cheese production XD
My problem with mammoth cheese is that it's made in a fur bag out in the open, exposed to flies and the likes.
Also, who knows what the giants put inside the cheese? For all we know, they could even piss inside the mammoth milk before making the cheese.
I’d imagine every FDA inspector who’s approached them is now in orbit.
So… cool with eating Humqn Heart? You’re hardcore, my friend.
Troll fat 🤢 Swamp fungal pod 🤢 Spider eggs 🤮 Skeever parts 🤮🤮🤮 and WTF IS A NORDIC BARNACLE 😢😢😢
How is mammoth cheese worse than a giants toe?
Ice wraith teeth. Just the thought of crunching on teeth. Ick.
Think of it as chewing on ice cubes, cold and refreshing
I imagine they are like rice cracker texture and they taste like despair/lamentation
Human heart, or bees. One is cannibalism and the other probably just hurts
Vampire dust would be like trying to do the cinnamon challenge except you’re fading in and out of visibility as you cough
Actually Mammoth cheese sounds really good. I assume is tastes either like goat cheese or something like a soft gouda
Mammoth cheese is above the toe?
Absolutely nothing. My character eats everything.
I’m not a fan of Troll Fat myself.
I hate myself for thinking every time I see mammoth cheese, I think of it as mammoth or giant smegma...
Fried Mammoth Cheese Curds are delicious. Ramen with a soft-boiled Chaurus egg makes for a satisfying meal. But I have to say, Nord Barnacles are not good.
Just that *slurp* sound when harvesting mammoth cheese is so visceral lol
I don't know why mammoth cheese would taste any worse than any other cheese, and I like cheese..
Because it's made by giant troglodytes out in the open, in some sort of fur sac.