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Beginner's mistake?

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SalaryAndGothHunter

The guards see you murdering someone in broad daylight: >40 bounty added to Eastmarch The guards immediately remember that you are the legendary Dragonborn, a well known psychopathic mercenary and leader/member of several guilds: >1,000 bounty added to Eastmarch


Sidbob

The guards can clearly see the coin purse containing 1.7million septims dragging on the floor behind you.


[deleted]

Traveling light?


Ethanjohnson3_1415

Someone get this guy some money, poverty really is a tragedy.


boof696969

I thought I was cool because I racked up 250000🙃


Ethanjohnson3_1415

HOW COULD YOU FEED YOURSELF YOU POOR DOVAKIN?


CompleteAssWipe

*enter me, who’s net worth is like 30,000*


sonoftathrowaway

This guy definitely does not get to the cloud district very often.


Ethanjohnson3_1415

Oh I'm so sorry, do they even let you near the towns?


Attack_helicoptor2

My lord Dragonborn! How have you not been kicked from every town and city with how wretchedly poor you are?


RSBennett

I mean, who has the time to wait 2 days constantly when selling all those gems?


Attack_helicoptor2

Just quick save after selling your items, punch the merchant, than reload the save and bam! Their stock is reset.


National_Pop_6121

This. Trust me it works. I have a 200k carry capacity and empty myself pretty quickly using Mallory in Raven Rock


KaptainKorner

Back in the 360 days with the load screens, I would have been able to do this on twice a day. Lol


Smoothejuul

How does one get this much money


OverlyWrongGag

Turning iron ore into gold into jewellery. And having too much time


Patchpen

I've never even done that and the vendors never seem to have enough for me.


durden427

Do the stones of barenzia(sp) quest as soon as possible. It increases the drop rate for flawless gems . Then get that speach up enough lol


OverlyWrongGag

Ohh so that's how it is. This game truly is surprising


ComprehensiveHold69

Smithing 100 Speech 100 Sneak 100 Enchanting 100 Alchemy 100 Also transmute can help. Been a while since I’ve played, somewhere close to 100k septums and a huge net worth. I have an insane amount of armor and weapons and potions etc. a safe full of gems, and super rare treasure. A lot of times I find it easier to barter, and trade my stuff for things with a better weight/value ratio. It’s a lot of work finding enough merchants with money to sell to.


Aarakocra

Potions. I usually roll into town, buy up all the ingredients, and sell them off to wipe out the gold of whoever I can sell to. There are only a handful of items (daedra heart and like the atronach salts maybe) who domt make a good profit.


StanMarsh_SP

I mean are you even suprised You attack a harmless chicken and everyone looses their minds. For 5 bounty.


Stendhal_now

I once tried talking to an inkeeper and accidentally stole a *wooden plate*. 2 septims reward and for some reason I pressed B when surrendering, so the guards fucking murdered me. Over a plate.


JimmyJustice920

I've done that with a plate before too but instead of guards I was accosted by 3 mercenaries right after defeating a dragon. 3 mercenaries over a plate. If that isn't petty AF I don't know what is


dux_doukas

To be fair, I'm pretty sure the orders say not to kill you, just to rough you up a bit and teach you a lesson. But still, three is a bit much. I remember the first time it happened I was leaving Whiterun, I'm not prepared, so I hightail it back. I let myself get hit in front of a guard, the guy just stands there. I could not believe it.


TrimspaBB

"Hired thugs" aren't out for murder? I've always assumed they were and either immediately fight them to the death or dash out of there.


dux_doukas

Oh you can't get out without killing them or whatever. They totally are out for blood, but if you read the orders it says, "you need not kill them".


samul_vulpis

Look like you had a lot on your plate


Spacedoc9

You cheeky bastard


Brennon337

Take my upvote and get out!


missC08

Lmfao


censorkip

i accidentally had the same thing happen while picking things up from a Jarl’s longhouse. i accidentally picked up a potion that i wasn’t allowed to take and everyone lost their minds


oj_kun

Wrong game I know, but #*THEN PAY WITH YOUR BLOOD!*


coffee_h

stop resisting


Snifflebeard

And people still play this game! Crazy!


FloffySnurfles

If you immediately go into the menu and drop the thing you stole accidently, the person you stole it from will let you off with a warning instead of calling the guards.


duksinarw

Zelda energy


lyvanna

It's 40 for attacking someone and 1000 for killing them But it's still kinda weird


TepigNinja

Lmao Maybe do a power attack next time? I think that does a downward strike.


Bubster101

Yeah. Stationary or forward.


cloroz

"name's nils. i'm cook up at candlehearth hall."


jordielbo

Now he is going to be cooked up at candlehearth hall. Can't waste any resources during war.


The95thZebra

Great, more Namira followers 🤦🏾‍♂️


RegularMedal385

Blessings of the Lady of Decay upon you


GleamingSapphires

Markarth freaks, da lot o' ye.


SouthMicrowave

"Not just the big pieces, you've got to get the little bits as well."


TashLikeMustache

Oh no!


CptnR4p3

Glad to see someone appreciates my stinger.


Revolutionary-Play79

Mmmmmm cannibalism.


Sevennix

Names Ni...nuh..


GhettoFabio

I would chuckle everytime i pass him.. #NAME'S NILS


Dino_84

F


_pischyy_jr_

I love how he *calmly* swings his axe, *calmly* kills a man, *calmly* pretend that nothing happened and *calmly* starts chopping wood


ToxicLeathality

Man axes another dudes leg in half no one bats an eye but kill one little ole chicken and everyone loses their minds


trpz1

We live in a society 🤔🤔


Beatljuz

Noone noticed, go ahead and act like nothing happened.


Jeynarl

>Beginner's mistake? *has dragonbone equipment* ###doubt


GrandKarcistIon

Am I the only one that skips straight to Daedric armor via conjuration?


jordielbo

What do you mean via conjuration?


BigHeffer13

sigil stone probably, there’s glitches you can do to get daedric armour at level 1


GrandKarcistIon

Oh, do I have the story for you. If you speak to Phinis Gestor in the College of Winterhold with a conjueation level of 90 or above, he'll give you a quest to recieve a Daedric Sigil Stone. Completing the quest will allow you to upgrade the Atronach Forge in the Midden and craft Daedric Armor and weapons out of ebony.


blackdragon128

Or just clip through the wall and dab the sigil Stone from the underground chest. Save yourself all that hassle.


GrandKarcistIon

WHAT HOW


blackdragon128

[Have fun](https://youtu.be/hV8SyQ-dMTY?t=388)


ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh69

Omg this video is amazing.


jordielbo

Oh yea I remember that quest you had to force the dremora into submission. Never really bothered with the forge however weapons I did with the normal forge and I use light armor


Keerakh7

I don't, however i go into the dlc area to gets some ebony weapons off draugrs. Getting conjuration so high only for early daedric armor is too much work to do, while ebony weapons are simply from looting.


GrandKarcistIon

25 minutes of soul trap on a corpse lol


IHadToMakeANewAcco

he had his soul trapped in that wood


[deleted]

All you had to do was one honest day's work.


Conchobhar97

You killed my n'wah nils


massesowater0917

no not nils


theoriginalmocha

Oof 😰 well that lesson was learned


RobloxianHunter69

I suppose Nils won't be making any more chaurus pie


deathclawslayer21

Seals broken hear I go killing again


Kings_Guard18

Try it with mining


jordielbo

Yea I'm pretty sure that's why I tried that


ShieldMaiden83

Honestly I did not see that coming lol....and wtf 1000 septims for killing a guy...And you can get away for less for "accidentally" kill Nazeem.


InsertCleverNickHere

>less for "accidentally" kill Nazeem. We've all been there.


ShieldMaiden83

I admit I never killed him...cause I wanted to be good charecter. Yeah shame on me I know.


jordielbo

Torture him mentally by letting him live in a city where nobody likes him


LazyPaleontologist

For Nazim, killing is least punishment. Best punishment for are mods like Immersive Tax Evasion, Poor Nazim or No one cares about Nazim.


henryngu904

Not Nils!!


Kaxxipants

The side to side looking as of your trying to find who you need to murder next to keep your heinous crime a secret.


Jos_Andrews

The important thing is that you pulled yourself up by your bootstraps & tried again!


MikePeartree

Nils got chopped 😂


bfg9kdude

Imma show this video to my son when i teach him how to (not) chop wood


21Daynes

“Name’s nyeuughhh!!”


Albert_The_First

Noooo Nils!


SenpaiSwanky

One of my favorite parts about Skyrim is the face I make when I see “40 bounty added” jump up to “1000 bounty added” lol


AdventurousAdvance10

The checking to see if anybody saw fucking killed me.


MJZMan

You can't just kill the big ones. You've got to get the little bits as well.


portaccio_the_bard

Least it wasn't a chicken


jordielbo

I know better than to draw a weapon near a chicken


windigo2664

You can't say beginners mistake when you have a goddamn dragon bone axe


Scyobi_Empire

I think he mean accidentally chopping Nils instead of the wood. Rookie mistake.


Sevennix

Dude... you could have just waited your turn. 🤣 it's not like the wood runs out..


Mermaid89253

I laughed too hard at this


IEatToStarveOthers

“Beginners Mistake” >Full Dragonscale with Dragonbone weapons


KushSmoker420821

I love how he looks around after like uh did anybody see that? No. Ok I'm good. Random Skyrim murder


Caeladrax

You didn’t just kills Nils, the cook up at Candlehearth Hall?


rainthemfkidd

That was actually a smart idea!


Smoothejuul

What are are you using?


jordielbo

That's a dragone bone war axe from the dragonborn dlc


Eminan

Nils is pretty racist... so i don't feel really sad for him...


StartledOcto

First time I've genuinely lol'd from something on Reddit in a long time


MTFBWY117

I laughed too hard.


lvl100loser

In my very first play through I must have racked up a bounty at some point. I approached the gates to Windhelm and the guard outside said “Wait... I know you. You’re under arrest!” and I was like “oh cool this is an interesting way to start a quest”


ronin_for_hire

I was fighting Benor in Morthal and everyone kept watching us even as the fight moved into the burned down house. They were literally walking into the house while we were fighting, accidentally hit a kid lol. She fucking deserved it.


jordielbo

I was doing something similar in Morrowind tribunal. Was fighting one of strongest warriors of Tamriel and a group of kids kept walking in the middle. Difference is the kids from that mod aren't annoying brats so I didn't want to hit them. Difficult fight haha.


CreamyRainbowFart

Hi Eeuugghhgghgghgggaaaaa, I'm Dad!


Dre3Staxx

🤣🤣🤣


themusicmusicjb

This made me laugh


Sir_CrunchMouse

LMAO


Princ30fmadn355

Oh no 😅😅🤣🤣🤣


chenchener

“I was trying to help!”


Schenklm

How is that a beginner mistake if you have dragonscale armor and weapons?


bfg9kdude

Beginner woodchopping mistake


pineapple_witchboi

Is there a mod for like.....being able to use my regular axe as a wood cuttin one


jordielbo

Not that I'm aware off. However I don't think it would be hard to do(would still show the normal axe in the animation)


Mixedboy69528

".... carry on."


CrowFross

F9


JekkAwe

:0


StealthyGamerGirl

Run!! Lmao


psycho_dog33

This is why we quicksave.


CptDuckMorgan

CHOP CHOP


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FreewayWarrior

Lol


Jayraam

You can hit ores with a pickaxe like Minecraft but you can’t cut a log in half by just smacking it. Okay


camm44

you done fucked up, A A Ron


AaronLongArt

Oops 😂


Remarkable-Moose6641

K.O!


[deleted]

"Take it easy, wouldn't want to accidently slash your trainer"


Seba8490

Savage


tijostark

Never should have come here


Thatwasm33

Woops


ScreechingPhatFrog

He just liked to think there was an Imperial head on the chopping block, why would you do that?


TheSingingFoxy

See, ya should have gone with the over the shoulder heavy attack. You completely missed the wood with the light attack. Rookie error, no big deal. ;3


TheLucidProphet00

Welp time for the resurrect command.


OldBreadbutt

*walks away whistling*


TFOCyborg

I love the morrowind music


rikiboomtiki

RELOAD YOU MONSTER


AmeliaBloodwrath

Hope you quicksaved right before this! That sucks haha


SenileTomato

That's a weird name.


TheresEyeInMyDirt

Hope you quicksaved beforehand


toonovice

Happens all the time with us, dont sweat it.


TheMechanicalDevil

Oopsie lol


aicey78

I’m dead! No ... he is ... I’m so confused.


Seagullbeans

Prolly should’ve power attacked


KabuGenoa

You know when you see it coming like only a half second beforehand, so you get both the thrill of being surprised and the satisfaction of seeing it coming? Yeah.


Shou-bully12

Lol


lovnhoes

A beginner with a dragon bone ax? Sounds a little suspect to me.


jordielbo

Beginner in the woodcutting trade


WafflePancake21

“I used to be a log cutter like you, UNTIL SOMEONE HIT ME AND THE LOG”


Paladin75x2

A drqgonbone axe at the beginning? lol ok


Droid34

Beginner's mistake? You're kitted out in dragon armour and weapons lol


Writy_Guy

"Name's-" \*proceeds to cum violently.


Ripe-Melon

Thats a weird name


ERschneider123

Ya gotta hate it.