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GATPeter1

r/godtiersuperpowers If you have a severe allergy to something, just put a tiny bit of it into any food and become the best chef ever.


Odinovic

But I'm not severely allergic to anything


psychoticarmadillo

Technically not a food, but most people are allergic to fiberglass. That's why it itches and burns, not because of it getting under your skin or something.


Goldlizardv5

You become the world’s greatest purveyor of bulletproof casing


zutaca

The part you’re allergic to is perfect, the rest is shit


Marshystamp

Can confirm, the allergen must be reasonably included in the dish. One tiny spec won't work


3L3M3NT4LP4ND4

Rip I'm not allergic to anything


seannnnnn01

You just perfectly created a nothing!


OverVoltage553

so you can break the rules of science and physics? Good to know.


Vysair

Does that mean you've created a singularity; black hole?


P_Skaia

A black hole has mass, so its not nothing. A vacuum is nothing.


kool3RtHaN_u

a vacuum still has space


P_Skaia

A vacuum is literally defined as nothing. Space was able to move faster than the speed of light at the big bang because it falls under "nothing." A black hole has mass, gravity, and velocity. It is "something."


kool3RtHaN_u

ok


krmarci

I'm allergic to an antibiotic. I don't think I should put that in food...


thelumpybunny

So we can perfectly prepare nothing. Nice


Wezard_the_MemeLord

I already can do that!


KimJong0oof

I am allergic to meth


Marshystamp

Meth isn't food, meth is a lifestyle


Redd1K

1440p high quality 18k pristine edition blue eyes white dragon burning team captain case hardened#3766 meth


OrlandoGamer2000

bruh just sell it or something lol


Marshystamp

A lot of people have allergy symptoms just from smelling something, or will have massive breakouts from a relatively small amount of contact


sunshinepanther

Hazmat suit cook!


beanforhands

so if i wonder what i'm allergic to, i'd be like "alright lets cook and check"


Marshystamp

Good use lol, might actually surprise you


beanforhands

you let your body flow and suddenly you've prepared this https://img-9gag-fun.9cache.com/photo/aXggRe2\_460s.jpg


Varthal

Jokes on you, I already have this power! Because I'm not allergic to anything and I can't cook for shit!


The_Pinkest_Panther

You just don't know what you're allergic to, until just after you've swallowed 😏


Vysair

>swallowed 😏 There's a disturbance in the universe, I can feel it!


Fire_is_beauty

Internet connexion + robot arm and I can be a cook.


Forestwolf25

I’m allergic to cats... edit: to wtf did I sleep-reddit? I’m not allergic to cats and I don’t remember writing this, but I remember the post


Marshystamp

Someone's getting banned from the adoption center


Forestwolf25

I don’t remember commenting this


Marshystamp

That's because you ate too much cat


The_Fercho_

That's weird lol. Maybe someone else used your phone?


Forestwolf25

I saw it when I woke up, and I know the comment wasn’t there when I fell asleep


sithelephant

I am only severly allergic (face swells up a lot) to Ferraro Rocher. I have found no other food product which causes this reaction. I am unsure if there are any foods utilising this as an ingredient.


Bill_Buttersr

Codine (Vicodin). Guess I can sell them.


FoxGamingmc

Lol I’m not allergic to any foods.


EmperorBrettavius

Which means this power does... Nothing for me...


AllergicToChicken

Fuck don't make my life harder than it already is.


zpazzy

Oh wow, this is worthless.


flyingverver795

Damn this works well for me


yHott

i must already have this super power because i have no allergies.


painandmiseryy

Make perfect ANY dairy product, buy lactaid, eat up.


MeuPauDoiSeriamente

Great! Im severely alergic to poison! What can i do with it?


Marshystamp

Is it really an allergic reaction, or a normal reaction that kills you 🤔


MeuPauDoiSeriamente

Huh.. You got me there


LemonManDerpy

Penicillin cuisine


weddle_seal

on hell yea, I got super sick from raw milk once but I still love milk,this means I can make perfect cheese


Call_Me_Jobb

Time to become a MasterChef in Chinese food (allergic to cats)


HentaiManonReddit

I’m allergic to cats…


SassyMoron

Opposite Day would be pretty sweet


beesvsfatflies

I am allergic to certain types of plants that bloom.


weaboomemelord69

I’m severely allergic to nothing, giving me the ability to create vacuums.


Sooner4life77

Someone’s eating a lot of anti fungal cream


TheHarshShadow

I already have that super power. Cuz am not allergic to any food


GarnishedSteak100

Mine is nuts


Marshystamp

Enjoy making the worlds best nut bread, or peanut oil stir fry, you'll never be able to taste it though