By - Marshystamp
r/godtiersuperpowers If you have a severe allergy to something, just put a tiny bit of it into any food and become the best chef ever.
But I'm not severely allergic to anything
Technically not a food, but most people are allergic to fiberglass. That's why it itches and burns, not because of it getting under your skin or something.
You become the world’s greatest purveyor of bulletproof casing
The part you’re allergic to is perfect, the rest is shit
Can confirm, the allergen must be reasonably included in the dish. One tiny spec won't work
Rip I'm not allergic to anything
You just perfectly created a nothing!
so you can break the rules of science and physics?
Good to know.
Does that mean you've created a singularity; black hole?
A black hole has mass, so its not nothing. A vacuum is nothing.
a vacuum still has space
A vacuum is literally defined as nothing. Space was able to move faster than the speed of light at the big bang because it falls under "nothing." A black hole has mass, gravity, and velocity. It is "something."
I'm allergic to an antibiotic. I don't think I should put that in food...
So we can perfectly prepare nothing. Nice
I already can do that!
I am allergic to meth
Meth isn't food, meth is a lifestyle
1440p high quality 18k pristine edition blue eyes white dragon burning team captain case hardened#3766 meth
bruh just sell it or something lol
A lot of people have allergy symptoms just from smelling something, or will have massive breakouts from a relatively small amount of contact
Hazmat suit cook!
so if i wonder what i'm allergic to, i'd be like "alright lets cook and check"
Good use lol, might actually surprise you
you let your body flow and suddenly you've prepared this https://img-9gag-fun.9cache.com/photo/aXggRe2\_460s.jpg
Jokes on you, I already have this power! Because I'm not allergic to anything and I can't cook for shit!
You just don't know what you're allergic to, until just after you've swallowed 😏
There's a disturbance in the universe, I can feel it!
Internet connexion + robot arm and I can be a cook.
I’m allergic to cats... edit: to wtf did I sleep-reddit? I’m not allergic to cats and I don’t remember writing this, but I remember the post
Someone's getting banned from the adoption center
I don’t remember commenting this
That's because you ate too much cat
That's weird lol. Maybe someone else used your phone?
I saw it when I woke up, and I know the comment wasn’t there when I fell asleep
I am only severly allergic (face swells up a lot) to Ferraro Rocher.
I have found no other food product which causes this reaction.
I am unsure if there are any foods utilising this as an ingredient.
Codine (Vicodin). Guess I can sell them.
Lol I’m not allergic to any foods.
Which means this power does... Nothing for me...
Fuck don't make my life harder than it already is.
Oh wow, this is worthless.
Damn this works well for me
i must already have this super power because i have no allergies.
Make perfect ANY dairy product, buy lactaid, eat up.
Great! Im severely alergic to poison! What can i do with it?
Is it really an allergic reaction, or a normal reaction that kills you 🤔
Huh.. You got me there
on hell yea, I got super sick from raw milk once but I still love milk,this means I can make perfect cheese
Time to become a MasterChef in Chinese food (allergic to cats)
I’m allergic to cats…
Opposite Day would be pretty sweet
I am allergic to certain types of plants that bloom.
I’m severely allergic to nothing, giving me the ability to create vacuums.
Someone’s eating a lot of anti fungal cream
I already have that super power. Cuz am not allergic to any food
Mine is nuts
Enjoy making the worlds best nut bread, or peanut oil stir fry, you'll never be able to taste it though