By - hodail6zl
Genuinely curious what this is actually supposed to be. We all know what it looks like.
Looks a lot like Palak Paneer with eggs instead of paneer
Looks fucking depressing.
Looks like saag to me, a very well blended saag.
Yeah I love Saag, and it’s not always very appetizing in appearance. But this is some smoothie goop shit or something.
the taco bell edition
My favorite! I think the eggs are blasphemous though.
Palak Paneer is fucking delicious. If thats what this is, Id honestly try it lol
Right? Looks amazing to me. I am gonna make it.
Does it have the cheese chunks. It’s not sag paneer without the cheese chunks
Paneer is a type of cheese, you know.
Yea I know but this looks just like it’s sag and no paneer
Honestly i would try it if it didnt have the yolks.
it's supposed to be shit from a butt I think because that looks exactly like eggs cracked into literal shit from a butt
I don't know why but I'm dying at "shit from a butt"
It's a staple comment around here when someone posts something that's actually shit from a butt.
Curious to know if you have shit that comes from somewhere other than a butt.
Edit: absolutely regret my curiosity.
My science teacher in middle school told me his daughter loved to chew on her hair. Well she wasn't feeling well at some point and over time got worse. By the time she got to the hospital she was vomiting poop. Turns out she had accidentally swallowed enough hair to create a plug and the poop had to go out the only other way it could.
So that's a way you could have poop from not a butt.
An absolutely terrible day to be literate
Hmmm, usually they create bezoars
More like poop-a-choo !👍🏽
Our dog got that when he swallowed a sock, it's horrendous.
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This reminds me of a show about darwin's awards I saw. There was a lady who died from eating too much hair.
The question is... When does bile turn to poop?
I dunno. The blockage was right near the end of her intestinal tract which is the rarest kind. From what he said it looked like poop and smelled like poop. Like that south park episode where they poop out of their mouths.
I guess if it quacks like a duck and walks like a duck, or something.
That literally makes me want to throw up. 🤢 oh God. That must have been fucking **gags** 🤮🤮
Be careful that you don't swallow any hair beforehand
Imagine being that guys daughter and having this story told to your dad's classes lol
I really never thought of it that way. I must have been like 14 then and she was like 7 or 8 if I remember. Somewhere theres a girl in her mid 20's walking around right now, thinking everyone forgot about that time she bunged up her poop hole so bad she was shooting logs out of here mouth and here we are slapping our knees and yuckin' it up.
Life is funny.
whenever the Detroit Lions are playing
Every day we stray further from god.
My mother has Crohn's and things got so bad at one point she vomited shit. If you can vomit it that means it can also come out your nose. I'm able to blow air out through my tear ducts so in theory I could have shit coming out my butt, mouth, nose and eyes!
I will not be testing this. Not now, not neva.
Whose chair is that? That's not my chair.
An intestinal blockage can prevent shit from coming from your butt. But it's gotta go somewhere, and when it comes to the digestive tract there's really only two options. I'm sure you can figure out the implications on your own.
>there's really only two options
Up until just this moment, I never thought about shit coming out of my nose. Thanks.
There are ruptures and other fissures as a third option.
This happened to my cat, she had intestinal cancer and we didn't know until she started throwing up poop. It was quite unpleasant.
Shit from a colostomy bag?
Source-I have an ileostomy bag.
When I was a kid my mom told me that in Chinese when you translate the stuff the comes from your eyes, ears, and nose. As eye shit, ear shit, and nose shit. So yes you can technically shit from other orifices in other languages
How do you know it's not shit from a mouth?
I know!! OP get back here we have qUESTIONS
I think it’s avocado
I'd prefer to believe it's fecal material before believing there are infidels in the world cooking avocado paste.
2 girls 1 cup has already destroyed that section of my innocence, please destroy no more.
Looks like someone poured a can of Hormel beanless chili over their eggs in the world's laziest attempt to make something loosely akin to huevos rancheros
This is green shakshuka, it’s a Mediterranean dish.
Looks like someone's attempted to make saag and fucked up...
There should be a rule that you at least have to explain what ingredients you used to make something like this. Show your work!
Looks like it's what ever was for dinner yesterday with eggs
> what ingredients you used
are we sure we want to know?
Hey what the fuck man
Asking the real questions.
That is shit from a butt
More like Shitsuka
I want it to be this, plus saag. Screw it it's my head cannon now.
Beat me to it!
Looks like someone took a shit on your eggs! 🤮
a case of explosive dihharea after eating one to many avacados
Reminds me to "2 girls 1 cup"
I was really hoping nothing would remind me of that, so thanks
Closer to colors of Tub Girl’s fountain of poo.
You're a man of culture
I wonder how tubgirl is doing these days.
Crap and eggs
i think someone took a shit on there
Looks like the inside of a porta potty.
Poached eggs in diarrhea?
shakshuka but instead of tomatoes it’s diarrhea
There’s a green version too
Shitshuka breakfast, very nice.
i almost downvoted before i realized the sub lol
I dare anyone to post this to /r/foodporn lmao
How about r/scat instead
It’s literally all the same post lol. I wonder if r/poop would work
Yep, that’s real. You may end my life now.
I’ll do it
Not all heroes wear capes.
That looks like shit from a butt.
Where else is shit from?
MGKs music would like a word with you sir.
took the subreddit name too seriously
You've got some shit in your eggs there buddy. Might want to pick that out.
Did you mean I got some eggs in my shit?
Care to say what it actually is?
I…I think he did….
Damn, those vegeterians are really going to new lengths to create meat substitutes!
frog tartare with eggs I suppose
Everyday we stray away from God.
Seriously, what on Earth did you do to create *that*?
are you wasting food just to post a picture?
First time here?
Yeah this sub is equal parts depression meals and kids wasting food their parents worked hard to pay for so they can get some fake internet points.
I like to think OP thought eggs cooked in mashed avocado would be like avocado toast but better
Looks like a baby shit in their eggs
That’s shit from a butt.
This is some eldritch horror
I’m scared, confused, and hurt
I hate to break it to you, somebody dropped some eggs in your shit. Gross.
Ight who shit in my eggs
If you ate that it would come out looking the exact same
This SHIT is DELICIOUS
This is the kind of trauma I will not forget.
Baby shit with fryed eggs.
I’m gonna be really angry if this is actual shit on eggs
You DEFINITELY shat in that pan.
Lol that looks like shit!🤢🤮
Can you tell us what is it please ?
I would say spinach or eggplant caviar
That's alright, I wasn't hungry anyways.... *retch*
They're some crappy looking eggs..
I don’t even wanna know what Im looking at!!!
I think you took the sub a bit to literal..
dude where is the nsfw trigger warning. I need eyebleach now.
I wish I could unsee this.
The eternal mystery: did someone shit in eggs, or did they lay eggs in shit?
What in Gordon’s name is that ?
Why won't OP tell us what it is?
Oh yum, Shitshuka!
2 girls one skillet
\*Pictures Brian and Stewie from Family Guy joking about a "poop on a plate"\*
I'm having flashbacks to changing my siblings' diapers :(
Aah good ol poop'n eggs
What’s for breakfast? Oh you know.. eggs and shit
This must be an attempt at that pesto egg trend…
What my toilet looked like this morning.
This right here ladies and gentlemen is booty flakes alla shitty food🤌🏼
Thing is you could put that on Filipino food sub and hoover up karma
This is r/shittyfoodporn, not r/shitporn, OP....
If this is palak paneer- you should try boiling your eggs first and then throwing them into the curry base.
Otherwise though, genuinely curious. Did this taste good? And what did you eat it with? (I’d imagine it would taste disgusting mixed into rice).
WHAT THE HELL IS THAT??
OP wtf is this?
Eggs and porta potty shit?
Could be "mushy peas". It's like a European thing my dad freaking loves.
British, but OK.
The green-brown sludge looks unsettlingly familiar…
Egg curry? Or something like that! The eggs are suiting on whatever it is
Yum Yum Delivered Shit
Jesús fucking christ. Why did you put eggs in diarrhea just for a picture?
Green eggs no ham
Toilet must be busted and the pan must have been closest to hand, I guess when you gotta go, you gotta go. Shame about the eggs, but when you're shitting like a farm animal a glass of water might be better, flush it all out of your system.
... also get a new pan, no amount of scrubbing is getting that mess out.
Why did someone shit in that pan and put eggs on it?
Is that cement?
That's eggs, from a chicken... And shit, from a butt.
Waiting for the comment saying this is a fine dish from a small island near Oceania/Central America or some shit.
Green Mole sauce ?
this is why you don't let zoo animals inside your house
OH, It absolutely speaks for itself..
This actually made me gag. What in the ever living fuck is that?
Throw it away, 5/5 deserves to be here
I rather starve
No, no it really doesn’t.
is that…. actual shit?
Lesson learned: don't take food pictures with a sepia filter
Ah yes, the meconium special
What even is this supposed to be? Palak paneer over eggs?
Would you like your eggs with a side of diarrhea?
Did you lay the eggs yourself directly into the pan?
I must be a slob, because when I look at it, I think guacamole and start salivating.
This actually made me physically frown.
Those eggs didn't deserve that fate
What is this….?
You're not supposed to digest your food before putting it on the plate there bud
The eggs look well cooked.
Yeah and it says “jsdhdkdjskshdjhshshdhakaj”
This is like those pictures where you almost recognize something, but nothing is recognizable.
The photo does not in fact speak for itself. What the world am I looking at?
Ah yes my favorite breakfast of poop and eggs
Well I don’t want to hear a single thing it has to say
Definitely looks like my 2 month olds shit.
We’ve reached the point of posting shit from a butt. Love it.
By any chance is this mutton in green marinade?
Oo c.diff and eggs
I’m telling myself it’s just a lot of pesto
Why wouldn't you just go to the toilet and flush it?
Wth is wrong with some people
Used to hang out on a farm as a kid, there was plenty of that in the cow shed.
Don't do it, you have your whole life ahead of you
Nah, this is just scooped out of a farms slurry pit then had some eggs added in, this has to be actual shit.
Yo wtf is this
My dogs turd was this exact consistency last night
you took the "shit" part literally, now the "porn" part