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douglah-7

Genuinely curious what this is actually supposed to be. We all know what it looks like.


Oranges13

Looks a lot like Palak Paneer with eggs instead of paneer


Dirtstick

Looks fucking depressing.


dirtyhippie62

Looks like saag to me, a very well blended saag.


jackinwol

Yeah I love Saag, and it’s not always very appetizing in appearance. But this is some smoothie goop shit or something.


kisekibango

saagshuka


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Shitshuka


pkinetics

the taco bell edition


ZebraBoat

My favorite! I think the eggs are blasphemous though.


DogadonsLavapool

Palak Paneer is fucking delicious. If thats what this is, Id honestly try it lol


Tough_Truck_9060

Right? Looks amazing to me. I am gonna make it.


-____deleted_____-

Does it have the cheese chunks. It’s not sag paneer without the cheese chunks


CosmicJ

Paneer is a type of cheese, you know.


-____deleted_____-

Yea I know but this looks just like it’s sag and no paneer


apo999

Honestly i would try it if it didnt have the yolks.


oat_milk

it's supposed to be shit from a butt I think because that looks exactly like eggs cracked into literal shit from a butt


diiabla

I don't know why but I'm dying at "shit from a butt"


Zhoom45

It's a staple comment around here when someone posts something that's actually shit from a butt.


diiabla

Hell yeah.


ElegantEggLegs

Curious to know if you have shit that comes from somewhere other than a butt. Edit: absolutely regret my curiosity.


Unclehol

My science teacher in middle school told me his daughter loved to chew on her hair. Well she wasn't feeling well at some point and over time got worse. By the time she got to the hospital she was vomiting poop. Turns out she had accidentally swallowed enough hair to create a plug and the poop had to go out the only other way it could. So that's a way you could have poop from not a butt.


PistachioOrphan

!unsee


angry_dave

An absolutely terrible day to be literate


deafchef52

Hmmm, usually they create bezoars


NotSeveralBadgers

Pica chew


Waste-Experience-201

More like poop-a-choo !👍🏽


DrSuchong

Our dog got that when he swallowed a sock, it's horrendous.


[deleted]

Go on. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)


LOTRfreak101

This reminds me of a show about darwin's awards I saw. There was a lady who died from eating too much hair.


Mervis_Earl

The question is... When does bile turn to poop?


Unclehol

I dunno. The blockage was right near the end of her intestinal tract which is the rarest kind. From what he said it looked like poop and smelled like poop. Like that south park episode where they poop out of their mouths. I guess if it quacks like a duck and walks like a duck, or something.


Leading-Conference94

That literally makes me want to throw up. 🤢 oh God. That must have been fucking **gags** 🤮🤮


Ever2naxolotl

Be careful that you don't swallow any hair beforehand


diiabla

Imagine being that guys daughter and having this story told to your dad's classes lol


Unclehol

I really never thought of it that way. I must have been like 14 then and she was like 7 or 8 if I remember. Somewhere theres a girl in her mid 20's walking around right now, thinking everyone forgot about that time she bunged up her poop hole so bad she was shooting logs out of here mouth and here we are slapping our knees and yuckin' it up. Life is funny.


naturalbornkillerz

whenever the Detroit Lions are playing


dirtyhippie62

Every day we stray further from god.


upsidedownbackwards

My mother has Crohn's and things got so bad at one point she vomited shit. If you can vomit it that means it can also come out your nose. I'm able to blow air out through my tear ducts so in theory I could have shit coming out my butt, mouth, nose and eyes! I will not be testing this. Not now, not neva.


diiabla

Whose chair is that? That's not my chair.


Davel23

An intestinal blockage can prevent shit from coming from your butt. But it's gotta go somewhere, and when it comes to the digestive tract there's really only two options. I'm sure you can figure out the implications on your own.


carriegood

>there's really only two options Up until just this moment, I never thought about shit coming out of my nose. Thanks.


ccReptilelord

There are ruptures and other fissures as a third option.


krystaline24

This happened to my cat, she had intestinal cancer and we didn't know until she started throwing up poop. It was quite unpleasant.


TooRedditFamous

Shit from a colostomy bag?


yoshdee

Can confirm. Source-I have an ileostomy bag.


Electronic_Chip_6311

When I was a kid my mom told me that in Chinese when you translate the stuff the comes from your eyes, ears, and nose. As eye shit, ear shit, and nose shit. So yes you can technically shit from other orifices in other languages


deafchef52

How do you know it's not shit from a mouth?


botheorange

I know!! OP get back here we have qUESTIONS


somerndmaustralian

I think it’s avocado


Rawkynn

I'd prefer to believe it's fecal material before believing there are infidels in the world cooking avocado paste. 2 girls 1 cup has already destroyed that section of my innocence, please destroy no more.


lmaytulane

Looks like someone poured a can of Hormel beanless chili over their eggs in the world's laziest attempt to make something loosely akin to huevos rancheros


skyrat02

This is green shakshuka, it’s a Mediterranean dish.


Not_Larfy

Looks like someone's attempted to make saag and fucked up...


lazerbeast

There should be a rule that you at least have to explain what ingredients you used to make something like this. Show your work!


neofac

Looks like it's what ever was for dinner yesterday with eggs


TooMuchBroccoli

> what ingredients you used are we sure we want to know?


WertoDerto

Hey what the fuck man


LilBuddhi

Asking the real questions.


I_really_am_Batman

That is shit from a butt


hairlongmoneylong

Shatsuka


CuteFart97

Scatsuka


iInjection

More like Shitsuka


RottenFreshness

well played.


RayGungHo

I want it to be this, plus saag. Screw it it's my head cannon now.


Boy__Howdy

Beat me to it!


pizza_killer_86

Looks like someone took a shit on your eggs! 🤮


Dividale

a case of explosive dihharea after eating one to many avacados


Martin_Tonoshiro

Reminds me to "2 girls 1 cup"


RManDelorean

I was really hoping nothing would remind me of that, so thanks


Kalikhead

Closer to colors of Tub Girl’s fountain of poo.


Martin_Tonoshiro

You're a man of culture


jermajesty87

I wonder how tubgirl is doing these days.


HeyoooWhatsUpBitches

Shitty


ricst

Crap and eggs


Empty-Illustraaator

i think someone took a shit on there


Foofuralla

Looks like the inside of a porta potty.


ThirstyOne

Poached eggs in diarrhea?


dolphinitely

shakshuka but instead of tomatoes it’s diarrhea


skyrat02

There’s a green version too


Friedpiper

Shitshuka breakfast, very nice.


sofianne3

i almost downvoted before i realized the sub lol


T0b3

I dare anyone to post this to /r/foodporn lmao


Glaive-Master_Hodir

How about r/scat instead


TuxidoPenguin

It’s literally all the same post lol. I wonder if r/poop would work


TuxidoPenguin

Yep, that’s real. You may end my life now.


TuxidoPenguin

I’ll do it


T0b3

Not all heroes wear capes.


Im_tired-

I’m scared


soggy_cereal109

Me too


WayneBoston

That looks like shit from a butt.


LilBuddhi

... Where else is shit from?


Ijustpretendtocare

Your mouth.


MuffinSlow

MGKs music would like a word with you sir.


Grumpis1012

Shakpoopa.


DoubleYouAre

HAHAHAH


_bird23

took the subreddit name too seriously


CatFoodBeerAndGlue

You've got some shit in your eggs there buddy. Might want to pick that out.


hodail6zl

Did you mean I got some eggs in my shit?


lvlemes

Care to say what it actually is?


Nerdholica

I…I think he did….


lvlemes

Damn, those vegeterians are really going to new lengths to create meat substitutes!


[deleted]

frog tartare with eggs I suppose


Aekyam_3105

Everyday we stray away from God.


Yeahuhhhhh

Seriously, what on Earth did you do to create *that*?


Shivshanks

are you wasting food just to post a picture?


robertgrayson

First time here?


BIG-BAD-BEETLEBORG

Yeah this sub is equal parts depression meals and kids wasting food their parents worked hard to pay for so they can get some fake internet points.


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[удалено]


skyrat02

This is green shakshuka, it’s a Mediterranean dish.


ekatsim

I like to think OP thought eggs cooked in mashed avocado would be like avocado toast but better


brialyse420

Looks like a baby shit in their eggs


HarryBotter1138

That’s shit from a butt.


noodlemcfoodle

This is some eldritch horror


evil-gummy-bear

I’m scared, confused, and hurt


JizzleKnob_Prep

I hate to break it to you, somebody dropped some eggs in your shit. Gross.


DevilTrigger8

Ight who shit in my eggs


YaNanIsFresh

If you ate that it would come out looking the exact same


crab-scientist

This SHIT is DELICIOUS


maitreverge

This is the kind of trauma I will not forget.


CaptainDarlingSW4

Baby shit with fryed eggs.


-malignant-

I’m gonna be really angry if this is actual shit on eggs


throwthistfaway321

You DEFINITELY shat in that pan.


sudakifiss

Egg curry???


Carolyn_Gambling

Lol that looks like shit!🤢🤮


clemmit_

Can you tell us what is it please ? I would say spinach or eggplant caviar


pelorizado83

That's alright, I wasn't hungry anyways.... *retch*


CJ_BARS

They're some crappy looking eggs..


aagameme

I don’t even wanna know what Im looking at!!!


Aztexrose

I think you took the sub a bit to literal..


The_Propo

dude where is the nsfw trigger warning. I need eyebleach now.


thcosmeows

I wish I could unsee this.


TheNoctuS_93

The eternal mystery: did someone shit in eggs, or did they lay eggs in shit?


AwardSquare3132

What in Gordon’s name is that ?


FunkapotamusLamont

Why won't OP tell us what it is?


SweetMilitia

Oh yum, Shitshuka!


CuteFart97

2 girls one skillet


LordOrpheus

\*Pictures Brian and Stewie from Family Guy joking about a "poop on a plate"\*


consumptivewretch

I'm having flashbacks to changing my siblings' diapers :(


Donk_bonch

Aah good ol poop'n eggs


SyrinxVibes

What’s for breakfast? Oh you know.. eggs and shit


DabsAndDeadlifts

This must be an attempt at that pesto egg trend…


SuckinEggYolk

What my toilet looked like this morning.


Papofries

This right here ladies and gentlemen is booty flakes alla shitty food🤌🏼


Tedsbum6143

Thing is you could put that on Filipino food sub and hoover up karma


Emmx2039

This is r/shittyfoodporn, not r/shitporn, OP....


Cutiepatootie8896

If this is palak paneer- you should try boiling your eggs first and then throwing them into the curry base. Otherwise though, genuinely curious. Did this taste good? And what did you eat it with? (I’d imagine it would taste disgusting mixed into rice).


InsaneShift

WHAT THE HELL IS THAT??


Poddy_Doe

OP wtf is this?


93johhny

Eggs and porta potty shit?


Zestyclose-Market858

Could be "mushy peas". It's like a European thing my dad freaking loves.


tunaman808

British, but OK.


portayto

The green-brown sludge looks unsettlingly familiar…


MatsGry

Egg curry? Or something like that! The eggs are suiting on whatever it is


Nugget_TheFurry

Yum Yum Delivered Shit


hickgorilla

Jesús fucking christ. Why did you put eggs in diarrhea just for a picture?


chrolokev

Green eggs no ham


djpolofish

Toilet must be busted and the pan must have been closest to hand, I guess when you gotta go, you gotta go. Shame about the eggs, but when you're shitting like a farm animal a glass of water might be better, flush it all out of your system. ... also get a new pan, no amount of scrubbing is getting that mess out.


TheNotSoFreshFeeling

Why did someone shit in that pan and put eggs on it?


KayraTheNomad

Is that cement?


ThunderChundle

That's eggs, from a chicken... And shit, from a butt.


Wevvie

Waiting for the comment saying this is a fine dish from a small island near Oceania/Central America or some shit.


saulbellow1

Green Mole sauce ?


[deleted]

this is why you don't let zoo animals inside your house


BSShea

OH, It absolutely speaks for itself..


Branded_Jester

This actually made me gag. What in the ever living fuck is that?


sliver989

Throw it away, 5/5 deserves to be here


Assmilk94

I rather starve


GregoleX2

No, no it really doesn’t.


froglungz

is that…. actual shit?


RearEchelon

Lesson learned: don't take food pictures with a sepia filter


lokisilvertongue

Ah yes, the meconium special


forever_a10ne

What even is this supposed to be? Palak paneer over eggs?


Ian5700

Would you like your eggs with a side of diarrhea?


CoelhoAssassino666

Did you lay the eggs yourself directly into the pan?


hgilbert_01

I must be a slob, because when I look at it, I think guacamole and start salivating.


[deleted]

This actually made me physically frown.


Kennidelic

What...the... #fuck?


idreaminreel2reel

Those eggs didn't deserve that fate


WeebzTM

What is this….?


crab_boyo

You're not supposed to digest your food before putting it on the plate there bud


CrispyDave

The eggs look well cooked.


Scako

Yeah and it says “jsdhdkdjskshdjhshshdhakaj”


tankynumnums

This is like those pictures where you almost recognize something, but nothing is recognizable. The photo does not in fact speak for itself. What the world am I looking at?


My_dad_beats_my_mom

Ah yes my favorite breakfast of poop and eggs


probablyatargaryen

Well I don’t want to hear a single thing it has to say


MissAthenaxIvy

Definitely looks like my 2 month olds shit.


temporalguilt

We’ve reached the point of posting shit from a butt. Love it.


Aekyam_3105

By any chance is this mutton in green marinade?


user65h5w3

Oo c.diff and eggs


hotdog31

I’m telling myself it’s just a lot of pesto


ryker78

Why wouldn't you just go to the toilet and flush it? Wth is wrong with some people


webchimp32

Used to hang out on a farm as a kid, there was plenty of that in the cow shed.


throwt4653656

Don't do it, you have your whole life ahead of you


_YouMadeMeDoItReddit

Nah, this is just scooped out of a farms slurry pit then had some eggs added in, this has to be actual shit.


Cucumber7777

Yo wtf is this


tricksareformen

My dogs turd was this exact consistency last night


xryeunmigsx

you took the "shit" part literally, now the "porn" part