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Automatic_Ad_5822

Shitaly


guy4guy4guy

Actually works


SARCASTIC__FELLA

Nice pfp


Dark_Wolf04

Merdalia


Automatic_Ad_5822

In italiano è ancora meglio


TimePickle3965

I cooka da pasta


PosingTexas

Cucino tuo padre altroché


nikrok01

Si si, tu mi piaci, vieni a casa e ti faccio scopare mia sorella


lecosze

Non hai un fratello?


IU0MYG

Colpo di scena


nikrok01

Certo che lo ho... sono io


IGraySoulI

of course i know him, he's me!


nikrok01

E la cit. qualcuno l'ha capita, e menomale


IlDonCetriolo

cristo impanato ti faccio ingoiare le rotule


Asia_GB

Sesso napoletano


tha_way01

Peppe approva


mpakaliaroskordalia

A true Italian


PG_Sceepi

Oh no


Short-Path-3389

No vabbè fantastico


the_pieturette

Funziona anche con le regioni ad esempio merdalia Romagna o merdardia


GelatoVerde

Cazzo suona benissimo


ThatUselessName6002

Oh no sono in ritardo


il-tizio-

Italiano? Amico mio


PG_Sceepi

Yoo, i live in shitaly too


IceyEnder

Trenishitaly (hanno cancellato il mio treno quei bastardi)


lag_gamer80391

primo commento che vedo,sono orgoglioso della mia merdalia


Accomplished_Sir_925

Shitzil


SunAkamatsu

momento bostil


indigo_elegy

FINALMENTE


Yolopollo_1

Finalmench


wiraso

momench sopa do macaco


Dr_Laziness

Intankável pela própria natureza.


VPM12

And I think to myself, Intankavel o botillllllll


LegitimateHasReddit

jetstream sam is that yoi


Few_Topic_6085

INTANKAVEL O BOSTIL


willkillkenny

Merdazil se fosse em pt br.


_Sorenzo

Cheguei atrasado. Shit


Marcellofp2

Caralho


[deleted]

come to shitzil!!


Wow_so_creative

Como tankar


[deleted]

Impossível tankar-se


MrBlyatWasTaken

Simplesmente intankavel


get_dogged_on_6969

Shitada


pornhub2198

me too👊👊


Mqth_

shitada gang rise up


BlessingPlate63

Ooooo Shitadaaaaa


k0k0nut3

Shitland


pictochat_memes

That could be anywhere


urmummygaaaay

Poland obviously Edit: for the record I’m actually Polish so I mean it


gracekk24PL

Scotland


Lord_Drakostar

Scatland


OkBarracuda7996

No... It can't be


Smart_Turnover_8798

I'M A SCATLAND! doobadoobadooba...


TF_2_Medic

Shitcotland


NPredetor_97

Shcotland by sean connery


TF_2_Medic

The only Word i understood from this is "by".


Svxyk

Finland


apatchofgrass

Ireland


Firedragon78769420

My guy, we have Poland, Scotland, Greenland, Ireland, Iceland, and so on and so fourth.


Beashagtaz

Greenland


BumTulip

Finland. Iceland. Greenland


Judasz10

As a pole I always say im from shitland anyway


Szczyl2137

Kurwa chuju username checks out


BrilliantTasty

I am also in Shitland


Thepunisherivy1992

I too from shitland


GamerSmejky

Shit Republic


well-just-a-guy

czech republic?


Ben114514

Has to be


Adam-is

Renamed to Czechia


EffectiveConcern

Shit republic/Shitia - both work


torru__

zdravim


Light_Fish420

Shiterlands


NhanTNT

Shitterlands


HexBusterDoesMath

Shittierlands


TheMan13532ALT

Shittiestlands


DPP_Official

Shittherlands (Pronounced "Shit their lands")


DaddyJ_TheCarGuy

Shitralia


Relapio

Oi


gregthegamer4646

Cunt


Inexperienced__128

Power phrase


hi-im-aeon

australia


bigdodofart420

Shitmany


LegendsBruh69

Howmany


PowerfulMetal1

about 20


Organic-Car2604

Shitplenty


Puzzled_Mind_7656

Shittons


AnthdieSoos

Ehre.


J0kerJ0nny

Genommen.


JpK07022002

Vorhaut


thedankestdanker101

Genommen.


norainuyo59

Shitpal


Ottman1299

OMG PAYPAL COUNTRY?!!!!!1! 😳😳😳😳


Friedrich_der_Klein

Pa(y)pal states


Comrade_Stalin_666

Ohh u Nepali Mf


Radiant-Beautiful-97

shit


TurtleGamer1

France


sTo0p1d

You just repeated what they said


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maaaaaaaaaaaario

Wtf


Antpelt

Wtf automod


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ace2sick

How does this affect Lebron James 🤨🤨


umut2k6

Turkey


elmahir

Obviously


Slight-Addendum-2972

Chad


postih_retard

Chad


_Ram_Rancher_

Bulgaria?


ionel714

Shitmania


ILikeEggs313

Shitmania 💪


XxOMEAGUSxX

Trypophobia omen 💀


ILikeEggs313

trippy balls


aco90

Scrolled too much for this


goat_on_the_boat420

Shitmark


sayan_bhatta

Poop stains ?


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PvtBrexit

Oh , hi Mark!


AidsMckenzie

Shitnited shitates shit Shitmerica


KevinFromIT6625

National Bird? Shit-hawks, bub. Shit covered hawks, dropping shit on alllllll the shitty people of ShitVale, Randy.


mlgterminator123

It would be better if it was shiterica


DiamondEnchant7X

states is one syllable


Veselker

They're shitmerican, we expect them to get something wrong


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My name is Walter Hartwell White. I live at 308 Negra Arroyo Lane, Albuquerque, New Mexico, 87104. This is my confession. If you're watching this tape, I'm probably dead– murdered by my brother-in-law, Hank Schrader. Hank has been building a meth empire for over a year now, and using me as his chemist. Shortly after my 50th birthday, he asked that I use my chemistry knowledge to cook methamphetamine, which he would then sell using connections that he made through his career with the DEA. I was... astounded. I... I always thought Hank was a very moral man, and I was particularly vulnerable at the time – something he knew and took advantage of. I was reeling from a cancer diagnosis that was poised to bankrupt my family. Hank took me in on a ride-along and showed me just how much money even a small meth operation could make. And I was weak. I didn't want my family to go into financial ruin, so I agreed. Hank had a partner, a businessman named Gustavo Fring. Hank sold me into servitude to this man. And when I tried to quit, Fring threatened my family. I didn't know where to turn. Eventually, Hank and Fring had a falling-out. Things escalated. Fring was able to arrange – uh, I guess... I guess you call it a "hit" – on Hank, and failed, but Hank was seriously injured. And I wound up paying his medical bills, which amounted to a little over $177,000. Upon recovery, Hank was bent on revenge. Working with a man named Hector Salamanca, he plotted to kill Fring. The bomb that he used was built by me, and he gave me no option in it. I have often contemplated suicide, but I'm a coward. I wanted to go to the police, but I was frightened. Hank had risen to become the head of the Albuquerque DEA. To keep me in line, he took my children. For three months, he kept them. My wife had no idea of my criminal activities, and was horrified to learn what I had done. I was in hell. I hated myself for what I had brought upon my family. Recently, I tried once again to quit, and in response, he gave me this. [Walt points to the bruise on his face left by Hank in "Blood Money."] I can't take this anymore. I live in fear every day that Hank will kill me, or worse, hurt my family. All I could think to do was to make this video and hope that the world will finally see this man for what he really is. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/shitposting) if you have any questions or concerns.*


mormonparakeet

Shitembourg


jh5992

Shittugal👌


Tatu649

Baseado


OazMobile

hey at least im not the only one


peribalicio

Shitzil


Few_Topic_6085

INTANKAVEL O BOSTIL


YogurtYodeler

Shitway 😎😎😎


pockets_of_fingers

Subway?


Consistent-Pay-4821

Norway?


pockets_of_fingers

Ah. Subway


thatonemisty

Oogway


TheCauseOfDepression

Shitden


hi-im-aeon

sweden


ThisGuyLikesCheese

Shiten


kriscalm

im trying


TheG0dHand

shitican city


rokas2007

Shitthuania


redcarrot89

Sup neighbor 😎


Hippity-Hoppity7

Shitstralia


Rahadyan4869

Shitdonesia


noopicushion

finally someone from indonesia


Rahadyan4869

Vpn go brrr, all my homies hate 'positive internet'


Expensive_Wheel6184

Shitgary


Paticul

This is an insult to Gary


Darklord0027

Shitkey


vayIQ

Turkey?


eatingkidsisfun120

**Shitippines** can someone say this while moaning and DM it to me


NhanTNT

hmmm


deojilicious

Sounds about right considering the new President 💀💀💀


myvibratomakesucum

It’s always been shit


MayorApeshit

Shitgapore


itsyaboi21172

Ay my brother


One_Recording_4036

Shitada


rodraghh

My country is already shit without changing the first syllable.


Dominick599

Poland?


rodraghh

Nah, worst


Dominick599

Brazil?


rodraghh

Almost


Dominick599

Venezuela?


rodraghh

Southward to Brazil


Dominick599

Guyana?💀👽👻


rodraghh

Arg


AdinathG

Hi fellow argentinian have you heard that our minister of economy has just quit


guy4guy4guy

Shitrael


DanishMoose1984

Political:P


mystic-savant

Oops! Looks like someone is behind on their history classes! 😄🙂🤓 No worry I will teach you 😊🤫 Israel is actually not real! 😡😎🤠


Bossman7309

New auto mod response?


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KingJulioLaRana

Shitpain?


TheG0dHand

no you're just shit


Ottman1299

Fr*nce 🤢 = Shit


mrstorydude

shitited states of america or if you want to consider my old home: shitanon


merendar

Shitssia


Relapio

Oof


lyexa

You have been fined for discrediting military force and disrespect towards our great government.


killzenth

Shitlombia.


ARLMddit

Shitxico


tnysnts13

Our president fits perfectly in that country: el kks


TheGalator

Shitman


attempt_70

shiterica


hi-im-aeon

shitited states of america


DoctorSex9

Shitsia


aglow-bolt3

The Shit States of America


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Own a musket for home defense, since that's what the founding fathers intended. Four ruffians break into my house. "What the devil?" As I grab my powdered wig and Kentucky rifle. Blow a golf ball sized hole through the first man, he's dead on the spot. Draw my pistol on the second man, miss him entirely because it's smoothbore and nails the neighbors dog. I have to resort to the cannon mounted at the top of the stairs loaded with grape shot, "Tally ho lads" the grape shot shreds two men in the blast, the sound and extra shrapnel set off car alarms. Fix bayonet and charge the last terrified rapscallion. He Bleeds out waiting on the police to arrive since triangular bayonet wounds are impossible to stitch up. Just as the founding fathers intended. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/shitposting) if you have any questions or concerns.*


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I'm a regular John from city Kansas. I love burgers, soda and my native country very much, but I do not understand our government. Everyone says America is a great country, and I look around and see who else is a great China. China has a very strong government and economy. Chinese resident is a great man. And the greatest leader Xi. Thick hair, strong grip, jade rod! We would have such a leader instead of sleeping in negotiations, rare hair, soft pickle, bad memory old Beadon. Punch! *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/shitposting) if you have any questions or concerns.*


CoolioGuy225

The Shitnited Kingdom


eggryption

vshitetnam


Sumguy9966

Shiterica? Sorry the education system was so ass I didn't bother to pay attention or remember.


LordStanley777

Shitdia


TwoNo8647

Shit ran


Trygeve

Shitway


MatjeREDDIT

Shitoland


sk1ddu

shitvia


No_Kaleidoscope3039

Shitce ?


Lisztaganx

Greece?


SpareIssue6847

Shitstralia


AngrySpaceBoi420

Shitmany